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mircea_popescu: the string "tango" was for ununderstood reasons banned on a very popular (among the females) chat application of the 80s, at a time you'rew supposed to have been in kindergarten.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [13:23] that's prolly put i nthere special for shooting down ben_vulpes dating attempts in kindergarten. << i dun get it
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.01 << what sort of great moment is this!
mircea_popescu: i wonder if that's what it was.
jurov: yea, it was respectable when compiler was less clever than programmer
mircea_popescu: of course, that was before C#
mircea_popescu: in any case, it is perfectly wrong to imagine scbl has the magical quality of magical quality (and then move on once the horde shows it trivially breaks). for one thing, c was a very intellectually respectable thing, back when i was a kid.
mircea_popescu: which has been an early theoretical proposition which we've so far been verifying.
mircea_popescu: much like how this place is readable PRECISELY because it's not facebook or w/e.
mircea_popescu: if this mechanism is correct, then it follows that yes, the only reason gabriel_laddel thinks much of scbl is that no one else does.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu forgot e) sane person adds kludge to enable some semblance of civilization to function, creating schizoid split and opening would that bleeds complexity ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: this is unresolvable, except if one actually and deliberately enacts the positive feedback loop of "torture those in pain, beat those with welts on their body" etc.
mircea_popescu: a) idiot interacts with system ; b) idiot forms malformed internal representation of system ; c) sane person has no incentive to fix b) ; d) system evolves ~always~ to match its representations.
mircea_popescu: in any case : the mechanism im contemplating is this
mircea_popescu: i think i translated it.
mircea_popescu: but THIS is what the utility of that ancient "horror' and "unexplainable ancient cruelty" was : it kept this very significant problem of badly alligned incentives in check.
mircea_popescu: the incentives are badly alligned, and the habit of beating children (a subcase of, oppressing the oppressed FOR THE REASON that they're already oppressed) went out
asciilifeform: but when there is plethora of loose ends and misfeatures - plenty
assbot: What the WoT is for, how it works and how to use it. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ink4TS )
asciilifeform: when there is -nothing- for an idiot kid to do - the damage isn't done.
asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> ... and had the past 20 years been spent with scbl being "the cool language", you'd be having zhe pronouns and assorted idiocy to the tune of > 10 mn lines << the whole 'k00l d00dz' phenomenon begins from broken systems, though there is a feedback loop
asciilifeform confesses to being largely innocent of auto language checking paraphernalia
mircea_popescu: but that does not actually do the job does it.
asciilifeform: limited use case for orthograph checker - pick up turds that are solely from finger slippage
mircea_popescu: trilema is filled with examples : i spell this the french way this time for stylistic reasons. what now ?
mircea_popescu: and if I write the dict, there isn't a way to write a program that can import it at all.
mircea_popescu: there isn't a way to write a program that can import a dict and fix my grammar.
asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> it has nothing to check against, i gotta do it by hand. << you can edit the dict you know
mircea_popescu: in scbl, and c would be what c was in the 70s. ie, coupla hundred k's.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115422 << this, i will point out, is in no way related to any inherent property of either (unless you mean lisp is inherently going to fail), but simply a function of context. had the linux kernel been implemented in sclb, and had the past 20 years been spent with scbl being "the cool language", you'd be having zhe pronouns and assorted idiocy to the tune of > 10 mn lines ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> the computer's job is NOT to be the fucking master, and make its own decisions a la windows. the computer's job is NOT to be a solipsistic retarded geek and just do its own thing like anal children do ... the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no dog can summon << obligatory http://ww
assbot: Logged on 29-04-2015 07:35:59; gabriel_laddel: Portage has a USE flag (what is that? Idk, some nonsense abstraction) for docs so you can tell it to build all docs, but it gets caught in cyclic dependencies atm.
mircea_popescu: we're like brothers off the same mother over here. and check out how variant the fathers!
assbot: Logged on 29-04-2015 07:33:47; gabriel_laddel: I'll note that I wrote a prototype for the RPC described above - ran into an issue with TCP or the library I was using it from. Messages were disappearing in flight.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115395 << fancy that! and i spent eight hours massaging apache and varnish into wortking together, only to discover that about 10% of the time, IP fields were reliably replaced with random data form the session. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 29-04-2015 07:30:19; gabriel_laddel: Just trying to point MP at something
mircea_popescu: (and yes editors, which trilema doth employ, send the corrections with "did you mean to X" half the fucking time) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: it has nothing to check against, i gotta do it by hand.
mircea_popescu: and consequently the notion of "spellchecker" is undefined for me.
mircea_popescu: gabriel_laddel "Why isn't there grammer/spellchecking for my comments? " << this i can readily answer. because I am what's called "a creator of language", which is to say one of those people who, through his usage, ENACTS the rules all amateur users of language MUST follow, as a mark of their linguistic inferiority. like fucking shakespeare. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: what bothers me is that i see no way to either dismiss it, or pick it.
davout: i'm really too lazy to argue further, i just tend to remove code instead of adding more whenever i can get what i want either of those ways
mircea_popescu: fancy that.
mircea_popescu: decentralisation contrary to parsimony
mircea_popescu: what happens if assbot dies ? we must lose scoopbot titling too ?
davout: because then what happens when scoopbot_revived is replaced by scoopbot_x or whatever
Adlai: seems parsimonious that in a channel where a bot announces link titles, there's no need to supply them yourself
mircea_popescu: i would definitely read the essay discussing the merits of either side. i just realised i actually don't grok this shit.
davout: just my two cents
kakobrekla: the thing is that fucking conditional code is already in place as well
mircea_popescu steps away slowly and in terror, letting the parties involved decide.
davout: sounds better to remove code from scoopbot rather than add some conditional logic to assbot
mircea_popescu: i confess i have nfi which is the correct approach.
mircea_popescu: this trivial problem just blew my stack.
mircea_popescu: just dump teh link ?
Adlai isn't sure there was a year prefix in those days
davout: mircea_popescu kakobrekla mebbe make scoopbot_revived not mention the title and let assbot handle it? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: last time anyone "in computing" had an idea the year prefix was still 1.
mircea_popescu: none of this "i'll fix the details later, i'm in the middle of doing sexy work now". fuck you and fuck your "ideas".
mircea_popescu: i want it to complain to the dev about every.single.problem. EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM. and it must be as a fucking clickbox, in his face.
mircea_popescu: i don't need to fucking remember to ask it. i can walk away from the terminal if i need some space.
mircea_popescu: Adlai yeah, for that matter emacs does something very close to this, bar one fatal fucking flaw : pull. it should really be push.
Adlai: aha, the good old C-c C-w C-c ☟︎
mircea_popescu: the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no dog can summon.
mircea_popescu: the computer's job is NOT to be the fucking master, and make its own decisions a la windows. the computer's job is NOT to be a solipsistic retarded geek and just do its own thing like anal children do.
mircea_popescu: ort what I can figure out about the context ? b) iterate you through all locations ? c) change it back ? d) run a trace see what happens ?"
mircea_popescu: gabriel_laddel "why are the holes not marked or filled?" << ftr this is not what i was contemplating. what I was contemplating is, why the fuck don't defaults pop up. bring back the fucking paperclip, put it the ONE place where it makes fucking sense. "hey john, I see you changed FuckOff() from bool to int. This function is called 82 places in 22 files. Would you like me to a) check all places where it's called and rep ☟︎
kakobrekla: i thought they would be friends but ok
assbot: The downtrodden are downtrodden for a reason. Step on their faces! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1bekiPw )
scoopbot_revived: News! The downtrodden are downtrodden for a reason. Step on their faces! URL: http://trilema.com/2015/the-downtrodden-are-downtrodden-for-a-reason-step-on-their-faces/
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1bejYjS )
Adlai: "Taaki and his sister once broke into an old hotel, stole the bibles from every room, doused them with cleaning fluid, set them on fire, and threw them down a well to see how deep it went. For that, their father never punished them."
mircea_popescu: not terribru
HeySteve: mircea_popescu, do you have an opinion on Uruguay as a place to live?
assbot: Logged on 14-04-2015 14:26:51; *: mats is busy working through "The Misbehavior of Markets"
Adlai is busy catching up to http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=14-04-2015#1101202 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: "can i please have the bullet then ?" "uhhh... but we don't make those anymore ? too expensive."
asciilifeform: i'm fairly convinced that these were and are an opportunistic infection
mircea_popescu: i knew there was a reason i liked him
Adlai: "Arvind Mithal (usually referred to as just Arvind)" well we solved that mystery
asciilifeform: not that computing wasn't invaded, but this is rather like the popular ru explanation for fall of ussr
mircea_popescu: mmm... no, colonized. invaded by the tumbler, twitter etc hordes.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i thought modern gypsy has a euro-style plausible first+last for camouflage
mircea_popescu: (mostly through historical accident : gypsy women used as whores throughout middle ages, ended up with kids without actual parentage, got "soft" father's name as it were)
asciilifeform: <Adlai> never trust a man with no last name << there's a fella in '80s theoretical comp sci, worked on parallel systems iirc, who was known as simply 'arvind'
Adlai: never trust a man with no last name
Adlai: i'd say it's lulzier that the guy just has two first names
mircea_popescu: "omaigawd i have to finish this by tomorrow because i had three weeks to do it but i was busy until tonight!!111"
asciilifeform: works (as other placebocin) on people much better than on machines.
asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> the problem here is that we're regressing to the past (srsly, the varnish adventure is so reminiscent of "dos utilities" scene it bleeds) but with much more powerful tools and with much more societal dependency on them. << lamport's article on brokenness+helplessness leading to return to 'voodoo' methods (electronic homeopathy, sympathetic magic, all the way to prayer healing)
mircea_popescu: Adlai btw, is ariel sharon totally a girl's name only to my ear ? or is it kinda lulzy in teh medinat too ?
mircea_popescu: or at least, until hse takes a down to the knee.
mircea_popescu: welcome to beartraps & caltrops day on bitcoin-assets. i'll be your lovely host, with the mostly incontinent Sharon Cohen serving as my co-something or the other.
asciilifeform: iirc at one point it was fashionable to give the mothers enemas
davout: heh, already heard about it, although thankfully that's not something i've witnessed
mircea_popescu: davout is all "wtf this doesn't exist. oh THAT. myeah ok, it exists."
mircea_popescu: most kids are born with shit in their eyes.
mircea_popescu: but it's brief and blessfully resolves in the hospital.
mircea_popescu: actually... some hobby of WIVES doth render them anally incontinent
davout: "some hobby of slavegirls renders them anally incontinent"