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asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: c/cpp don't come with a handy repl
asciilifeform: after that, went back to actual wurk and haven't really stopped for long enough to try any more
asciilifeform: but don't expect to hear that one from the quacks
ben_vulpes: the whole SIDS thing reeks of idiopathic "we don't know what's going on but here try these things so that you feel in control"
asciilifeform: wasn't 'stellar' some idiocy last seen in the defunct dead tree 'bitcoin magazine' ?
assbot: Logged on 13-12-2015 17:04:29; mircea_popescu: this is why dudes hang out with bitches (hey, she might not be pliable to me, but she sure as fuck ain't pliable to anyone else - so that's 50%. spreading, works.)
mircea_popescu: fractal reality, it really doesn't have that many tropes.
mircea_popescu: this is why dudes hang out with bitches (hey, she might not be pliable to me, but she sure as fuck ain't pliable to anyone else - so that's 50%. spreading, works.) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: or to bring the captive mouse back into all of this, whether it succeeds or not at chewing its way through plain steel and glass, and whether it has any chance at succeeding or not aren't considerations. it simply lacks any capacity of being my puppet, and for this reason it can't be, and that's that.
mircea_popescu: sure, back then white didn't yet mean castrated.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-12-2015#1342348 << i must be the only fella alive who doesn't care a whit for the 'sexy shoe' thing ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-12-2015 13:21:05; mircea_popescu: but hey, don't look at the paris attack and say "lol, i guess we can dismantle all us secret services". say something else! anything else! how about "o noers, should be giving the slow, inept macfhine more $$$!"
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-12-2015#1342324 << we already know that nsa doesn't spy, in the usual sense. usg prefers sabotage. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: and as the de-turdification process continue, expect more and more of these "highly principled" shitheads crawling out of the woodwork. because this is what ethics means to the present crop of retarded kids, it's just a word, and it ain't got jack shit to do with what one does. just as long as the pharisee does his ablutions right all's good.
mircea_popescu: but hey, don't look at the paris attack and say "lol, i guess we can dismantle all us secret services". say something else! anything else! how about "o noers, should be giving the slow, inept macfhine more $$$!" ☟︎
asciilifeform: just when i began to think that mircea_popescu doesn't even go in for that sort
asciilifeform again sees '7.95260000' and thinks 'not bad...' then remembers it isn't a bits'o'entropy/bt figure
asciilifeform: ' I drove to my next loop and sobbed aloud as I tried to shove thick magazines through thin, razor-sharp mail slots that made my fingers bleed. I kept crying, from exhaustion and frustration, as I walked through hedges and tree branches. When I finished and arrived at the station, my supervisor asked if I had been crying. I told her my allergies were terrible. Another carrier had already told me to never, ever show them what t
punkman: can't wait for USPS to finally say "fuck it, we'll email this junk to you and burn it"
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> wouldn't you expect gov.cn to be better policed ? << It's not. I've only seen spam links from there.
assbot: Logged on 12-12-2015 18:23:12; mircea_popescu: wouldn't you expect gov.cn to be better policed ?
mircea_popescu: wouldn't you expect gov.cn to be better policed ? ☟︎
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: a luxury mr. z80-wisher-into-existence perhaps didn't have.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: it isn't even a matter of 'we'll try to reallocate some of our other budgetary items'
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: i guess if oregon doesn't mind "belching smokestacks"
assbot: Logged on 12-12-2015 13:42:05; mircea_popescu: (i did find the answer, a half hour of labour later, and exactly in the "basic science upon the software" sense djikstra was discussing. and i'm betting you don't know either. pos html omfg.)
pete_dushenski: can't say i've watched daniel tosh's stand-up routine, but i'd have high expectations for it.
punkman: can't say I'll ever watch his new "serious" crap though
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-12-2015#1341197 << at least it seems that colbert isn't quite so funny when libertards aren't watching him with the (almost assuredly) mistaken statistic in mind that "half of viewers don't even know he's kidding!" ☝︎
mircea_popescu: you can't have absolute coords. it's the web.
mircea_popescu: doesn't work.
deedbot-: [Trilema] Here's who doesn't belong in Bitcoin : you. - http://trilema.com/2015/heres-who-doesnt-belong-in-bitcoin-you/
mircea_popescu: (i did find the answer, a half hour of labour later, and exactly in the "basic science upon the software" sense djikstra was discussing. and i'm betting you don't know either. pos html omfg.) ☟︎
punkman: adlai: you might be better off talking to people that don't have any btc yet
mircea_popescu: can't be 20 forever.
adlai: mircea_popescu: where do you dredge up all this... and how come these sluts don't get to earn their bitcents too?
adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340346 << they don't bite my fisheye scopes and 'assault handles' either,.. https://botbot.me/freenode/bitcoin-wizards/2015-12-06/?msg=55542590&page=2 ☝︎
adlai: "A comparison to gold suggests Bitcoin could be undervalued" don't go driving any nonsmall amounts, we may have to take your bullshit seriously as well!
adlai: alas for i can't stuff the worst ones back into my tendons
adlai: crowdsourcing 'peer' review from hacker news, and they don't even pay shares by the wordcount!
mircea_popescu: anyway, the diocletian edict is a fine example. the problem isn't even economic there, it's purely political. "oh, we have a problem we don't know how to solve, here's some red tape" "tell you what - it's not worth the risk of dealing with your red tape AT ALL. see ya". "oh noes! who could have predicted!"
adlai: forget the businessman, clergy don't hold a candle to the nigerians
adlai: further on the "look what doesn't seem to have made logs yet" topic, the plaintext wripped from http://arxiv.org/abs/1011.0423 : http://dpaste.com/3F4D2G2.txt
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-12-2015#1341822 << lmao the philipino dept hard at work. no, the day isn't approaching, quickly or otherwise. ☝︎
BingoBoingo: I don't read french.
adlai: offer null and void for usg's L_n presence, its keys don't verify with the blessed rings
adlai: asciilifeform: while your room 101 may contain electric anthills (used to get tease out the bitcoin you don't 'own'), /me expects to get lazzaroed for association-by-homage with the 'coinjoin scammers' or somesuch
adlai didn't realize the oft-mentioned godfather of predixhun markets was behind this
adlai: nah bro haven't you heard, it's the self limiting drug
adlai: nah satoshi is some guy in #zennet who thinks i don't understand O(bullshit)
adlai isn't sure what title Vexual's chair ever bore?
asciilifeform: if prisoner's dilemma somehow solved itself, you wouldn't need miners to begin with
asciilifeform: 'free market' doesn't come with a 'let's all chill and think and do we really want thermonukefest??' button
adlai: the magic of bitcoin is that you don't have to press either one of them, you can just shout until the button breaks of its own idiocy
shinohai: I'm sorry, if the whole history isn't there then *it isn't bitcoin*
adlai: lol you don't have to run code with real money to read it
BingoBoingo: * adlai fails to understand how "let's softfork blabla blabla blabla anything" can be viewed as anything other than playing in the bathtub << The Jim Crow "soft phork" isn't anything near soft in the way previous ones have been. Would blocks still verify on actual bitcoind? Sure. Transactions? lol nope.
shinohai: Wasn't it just last week he was considering doing work for the nvxim cult or whatever it's called?
mircea_popescu: "beat your wife every day. if you don't know why, she does."
adlai: i didn't say pay the guy to break it
danielpbarron: from the crypty lulz >> Maybe also using other alts to withdraw your money could work but as I read many people discussed that some alts work, some other don't so I used the same way to get out as I got in via Doge. << rather than get outa dodge it's get out via doge!
adlai can't find the specific example in the mega-collection of naggums, but he's looking for something other than toy examples... manuals are always welcome references, as are anecdotes that would be worth including in their margins
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wouldn't they just buy it ?
mircea_popescu: i don't get this. propane tank has significantly lower potential than gasoline bucket. harder to handle. why bother.
assbot: Logged on 11-12-2015 23:43:49; *: mircea_popescu doesn't seem much problem with fucking bleeding woman. a) sex can lead to bleeding anyway and b) you're fucking hr in the ass, might as well.
danielpbarron: funkenstein_, probably a false church although I don't know that one in particular
mircea_popescu doesn't seem much problem with fucking bleeding woman. a) sex can lead to bleeding anyway and b) you're fucking hr in the ass, might as well. ☟︎
danielpbarron: as someone with zero wives, I don't have much sympathy for the guy who has to take periodic break from sex on account of his whole harem menstruating simultaneously
mircea_popescu: technically speaking one could just sit down and shut up for the next 50 years. but that doesn't mean one should, necessarily.
danielpbarron: can't you just get some head from one of your other wives?
danielpbarron: isn't down syndrome more like obesity, in that it is one step removed from whatever the bad thing is?
BingoBoingo: If anything more abortions would be a fine thing. It would just be nice if abortions didn't require finding clinics oriented towards correcting one's political health.
mircea_popescu: men can't smoke, women can spawn retards ? da fuck backwards world is this.
mircea_popescu: and holy shit that alf link. "You can ask for the Buns of a different sandwich. Most people don't know that. Like get Big Mac buns on a mc double"
mircea_popescu: nuddin's hey i don't even use mirc!
shinohai: Saw this: https://twitter.com/eordano/status/675397298843701249 ,couldn't help but remember: http://trilema.com/2014/bitcoin-in-argentina-exactly-nothing-to-do-with-the-derps/
danielpbarron: isn't that the mirc guy?
adlai is disappointed they didn't even take the time to use deeddust in the spray cannisters
assbot: Littoral Combat Ships' Mine-Hunting Drones Can't Find Mines, Pentagon Finds - gCaptain ... ( http://bit.ly/1HYS4bK )
assbot: Logged on 11-12-2015 16:23:13; mircea_popescu: in honesty i don't think the sort of people still are made today, but you can't imagine the worldending chagrin and sadness of someone who truly loved a print
fluffypony can't parse that sentence
nubbins`: satoshi doesn't miss much
trinque: ah the dissonance between "democracy works" and "don't judge me; we're all equal"
adlai: many subreddits disable the downvote link using custom css, you can still downvote but Web 2.0 won't let you know
adlai: if i had a cent for each time a new mod asked how to undisable downvotes in custom css, i wouldn't need to open my own quadlemma!
assbot: As a journalist, it's harder to use /r/bitcoin for story sources when the comment scores are hidden. I used to use the comments for additional information, but now I don't know which have been highly vetted, and which haven't. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1TFCwdq )
thestringpuller: i haven't peeled teh casascius coin i bought int 2012
adlai got another followup to a job interview thread, and honestly doesn't know whether its worth picking up
mircea_popescu: in honesty i don't think the sort of people still are made today, but you can't imagine the worldending chagrin and sadness of someone who truly loved a print ☟︎
mircea_popescu: couirse we didn't really know this in the 90s
adlai: ok, candidate #2: "I don't know what language it'll be in, but by the time trb prints a code, it'll be with sticks and stones"
nubbins`: i don't even have the same parts
mircea_popescu: apparently the entire "you can't have private conversations with people you don't know" thing is just too hard for the average intuition.
mircea_popescu: if the board doing any useful work whatsoever isn't a requirement
nubbins`: TBF there's nothing inherently wrong with digitally-printed books, if having the book stand the test of time isn't a requirement
mircea_popescu: this isn't offset even.
mircea_popescu: i have no fucking idea how the niggers can stand themselves. it sure as fuck galls me, and i don't even live there. here sits Lee Cowen, re-interpreting history for his fellow jews, according to what lenin said ?
asciilifeform: if you don't need the comments thing, best 'blogware' is prolly still... handwritten html
adlai: but wouldn't you rather i write lisp instead of englith?
assbot: Logged on 11-12-2015 14:49:31; adlai: one of the nice things about living in a hellhole with discernible "bad guys" is that swatting just doesn't exist