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funkenstein_: if you don't see the value: resell
funkenstein_: as to whether the defenseless, or any item at all, has value- see open market for that
punkman: funkenstein_: maybe cultural exchange will involve getting fucked by tentacles for the next 10,000 years
kakobrekla: only if the impregnate you
funkenstein_: For a prompt to imagine how this might work, see "Accelerondo" - Charles Stross (megabook)
assbot: Logged on 06-09-2015 22:29:25; trinque: or what, if aliens landed, you think they'd want some kind of cultural exchange, rather than to scrape whatever they like out of the earth's crust and ocean, then depart?
funkenstein_: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-09-2015#1264466 <-- absolutely positively the case, ty. What, do you think a starfaring person would travel light years, collect protons, return home? ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Fleet Cyber Sailors Train On 'Notional Computers' ... ( http://bit.ly/1EN9DcR )
shinohai: Did that n6 guy who was trying to build gentoo and get in wot ever come back with a new name?
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell Belxjander you haven't actually fixed your connection.
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-09-2015#1265145 <<< This I got to see. Thanks jooz for the morning lulz. ☝︎☟︎
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-09-2015#1265113 <<< can buy porsche with paypal account? i'll take 10! ☝︎☟︎
punkman: new Firefox feature on new tab page http://i.imgur.com/A9Ngwxw.png
punkman: for a while you'd see items priced $0.1 and rest of price in shipping costs, which worked to minimize fees.
punkman: which is why I sometimes find sellers website/email and transact away from ebay
punkman: pete_dushenski: ebay just sells flat-rate ads. << ebay still takes 10% fee on final price (up to $1k or something). and that's before paypal fees. not for cars though. ☟︎
davout: thestringpuller: haha such nice troll
thestringpuller: http://i.imgur.com/VIwv3Qf.png << Advertisements for xt now in the bitcoin subreddit
mats: hes on the casting couch holding the cam for that woman in front of the whiteboard
pete_dushenski: ya, makes remittances look cheap. so where's the fat rich white guy sitting in his newoldporsche on the phoundation's website ?
pete_dushenski: i imagine a wire transfer would be the only reasonable course of action here
pete_dushenski cannot imagine $500k pp transfer
assbot: Porsche 911 Turbo X50 | eBay ... ( http://bit.ly/1XA83kX )
pete_dushenski: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Porsche-911-TURBO-X50-/221870469237 << air cooled porsche lulz. at $500k, this 18-year-old 911 turbo x50 is pricier than absolutely everything the firm sells today save the 918, which is a 1/918 unit HYPERCAR that retails for $850k
assbot: BitBet - Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI) to drop below 14,000 before 18th September :: 4.39 B (9%) on Yes, 46.99 B (91%) on No | closing in 18 hours 18 minutes | weight: 3`215 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1I5ArQc )
pete_dushenski: something about turkeys (tm)
pete_dushenski: "Billiards Suite • $4,000/night • sleeps 2 • Our most booked suite! This suite includes exclusive use of the billiards room for 8 hours, plus an adjoining hotel room. This is the most asked for suite in The Mansion for events, as you can sleep (if you choose) or play billiards on a $150,000 classic billiards table." << via o mansion's absurdly bad www
assbot: Logged on 07-09-2015 04:55:15; asciilifeform: i suspect that the day is not far when lotteries turn into 'lifetime walmart gift card' instead of usd
mats: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-09-2015#1265062 << thats genius ☝︎
asciilifeform: ^ animated version of this poem.
asciilifeform: like that sea gull
asciilifeform: aha but are satisfied with chairs, telephone poles
mircea_popescu: afaio dogs like to fuck more than to eat.
asciilifeform: nah that'd be a man.
mircea_popescu: buy cats, force them to dress as bitches, fuck them ?
asciilifeform: hire squads to collect rotting racoon carcasses from whole city, every day?
asciilifeform: if it were possible to give 20megausd to a dog, what would he do?
asciilifeform: imagination is a thing of the inner world
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> unsurprising that scum wipes his arse with the money. << that's one angle, and valid. the other angle, perhaps equally valid, is that prisoner kept in prison since birth has imagination of life outside, is let out, in a world much akin the prison inside, goes berserk.
asciilifeform: prolly after the first winner catching on to algo of 'cash out to btc, brainwallet'
asciilifeform: i suspect that the day is not far when lotteries turn into 'lifetime walmart gift card' instead of usd ☟︎
asciilifeform: by the year if you like.
pete_dushenski: by the hour eh
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-09-2015#1265031 << one interesting mega-feature of 'o street' is that you can actually pay to live in it. ☝︎
asciilifeform: or equipping 500 fine young folks with automatic weapons and a reason to live
asciilifeform: btw in usa they traditionally hand out the winningz piecemeal, to make sure that the lucky fella doesn't do something That Would Be Wrong like cashing out to btc and sending it all to isis
asciilifeform: rather then letting the vultures get it.
asciilifeform: 'Their 14-year marriage was over, a freak fire gutted their house, and every penny of their fortune was gone.' << at least he had the sense to scorched-earth
asciilifeform: ^ how the fuck does that even work
asciilifeform: 'William "Bud" Post won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988 but was $1 million in debt within a year. "I wish it never happened," Post said. "It was totally a nightmare." A former girlfriend successfully sued him for a share of his winnings and his brother was arrested for hiring a hit man to kill him in the hopes he'd inherit a share of the winnings.'
pete_dushenski: i'd already been to most of the rest of europe, so baltic was somewhere new
pete_dushenski: kicks was the intent. fell in love with the food.
asciilifeform: went just for kicks? to eat fine sprats ?
asciilifeform: ah hm i recall this
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: touring. visited most of latvia and lithuania. just last year in fact. partially documented here http://www.contravex.com/2014/09/12/architecture-in-riga/
asciilifeform: (with the enthusiastic help of his 'friends' and family)
asciilifeform: unsurprising that scum wipes his arse with the money.
asciilifeform: 'Jack Whittaker won $315 million and ten years later, his daughter and granddaughter had both died of drug overdoses, his wife divorced him, and once while in a strip club, he was drugged and robbed of $545,000 in cash, as reported by The New York Times.' << thinking folk don't play lotteries.
pete_dushenski: derp. s/riga/prague on the 2nd one.
pete_dushenski: also of rented apartement in jewish quarter in riga, which had the most beautiful interior staircase with the most divinely baroque wrought iron handrails.
assbot: Logged on 07-09-2015 02:31:58; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/a/GIDeo << i went there today. and this is how i imagine your old house looks like.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-09-2015#1264735 << also being silly ? i really don't disagree with your assessment of your personal situation at the end of the day. i mean, how could i ? but nor do i share your uniquely russian fatalism. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 07-09-2015 04:00:35; mircea_popescu: in the 50s a bank CLERK lived in roughly what alf thinks palatial.
mircea_popescu: wtf is that lol
asciilifeform: 'mains power on tuesdays for party members'
asciilifeform: and for the predictable game of hopscotch through various 'voluntary', 'voluntary-compulsory', finally compulsory belt-tightenings ☟︎
asciilifeform: i suppose it is not too long to wait, for the northkr-style rolling blackouts
asciilifeform: i have been getting increasingly frequent telephone spam from electric co., offering to cut my rates in exchange for a (for now, voluntary!) remote disable on my air conditioner compressor. it is hilariously insulting. why won't they just mail me a vial of cyanide, also 'voluntary' ?
asciilifeform: anyway, i don't expect to live to see another such thing. certainly not the other side of it, anyway!
mircea_popescu: i would think so.
asciilifeform: '18 then ?
mircea_popescu: nah. see problem there wasd, they destroyed more stuff than killed people.
mircea_popescu: those being, very strictly, the options.
mircea_popescu: but that's all gone now. people aren't willing to kill each other so they'll get packed. ☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: see old thread about sovietized flats where i live, aha
mircea_popescu: in the 50s a bank CLERK lived in roughly what alf thinks palatial. ☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: mats: small price if you don't do any serious thinking.
mircea_popescu: i expect this will be the permanent normal mode of living from noiw on anyway.
mats: sharing toilet with four others does suck, though. but small price to pay to hold onto more wages
mats: and i expect to do so again in a year or so
mircea_popescu: makes the collegiate campus a winner. especially at arizona state.
asciilifeform: (today, not in the barrack)
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> hard to say << heh.
asciilifeform: why the everliving fuck should i even think about this.
asciilifeform: seen them, smelling them ?
asciilifeform: what, you think i will put up with sharing toilet with strangers ?
mats: it becomes 2x per sqm to get so much as 30mins from work?
asciilifeform: renting out houses is not something that is done, generally, in the richer parts of MD.
asciilifeform: mats: i will add, to earlier thread, that it is not even reliably possible to ~rent a house at all~ near where i work.
asciilifeform: sure. and then i will be dead.
trinque: they will destroy the currency and fail
asciilifeform: but longer than i have.
trinque: the gov of texas talked openly about secession throughout his term.
trinque: how many years do you think the federal govt has left?
trinque: you just feel that way, and wait for the other thing to fail.
asciilifeform: trinque: do they pay a penny less of tax from this ?
trinque: everyone of consequence in TX hates the federal government.
trinque: yeah, but you just don't run into them.
asciilifeform: what about it? it isn't like this is ancient china and you don't have to pay tax if you live far away from the tax collector.
asciilifeform: trinque: i don't work for the sludge though.