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hanbot: I stopped, looked him straight in the eyes, and said, “What’s going on here? Why are you following me?” << seriously? what happened to "fuck off"? "Oh, --*-of CoUrSe-*-- I could've kung fu-ed..." but you didn't, schmuckelodeon. passive aggressive nonsense already, no wonder he's prey.
BingoBoingo: It's totally a thing
asciilifeform: and it's a thing.
asciilifeform: ^ i call this 'megging'
asciilifeform: 'When I met my friend for dinner and told him what happened, he speculated that I was being set up for a “soft mugging,” which is a term for when homeless people attach themselves to you and won’t leave until you give them some money.'
assbot: Mugging Me Softly - Taki's Magazine ... ( http://bit.ly/1HDPTEO )
mod6: ben_vulpes will now refer to this corner of the us as "the tonsils" << haha.
pete_dushenski: unfortunately, that's all the time i have for now. later gents !
assbot: It takes more than time. It takes generations. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1HDN86m )
asciilifeform: ;;later tell adlai how do you get to be a chandrasekhar in israel ? and why so depressed.
ben_vulpes: how'd you pull that out, asciilifeform?
asciilifeform: was this really necessary.
assbot: Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet ... ( http://bit.ly/1HDMGEZ )
pete_dushenski: and used his position of 'suggestor' to angle for a free buck
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: the satoshi nobel thing is, yes, sort of a gag in the sense that browntown has 'suggested' that satoshi be nominated, not ~actually~ nominated him
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: probably just trying to wind mircea_popescu up on other avenues
asciilifeform: if you wanna make him charge per kB, this is probably how.
assbot: Logged on 10-11-2015 00:46:43; pete_dushenski: anyways, the satoshi nobel thing is a few days old : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-11-2015#1318943
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-11-2015#1321050 << aha. but when i first saw it, i thought it to be a gag ☝︎
pete_dushenski: that mighta been the issue
ben_vulpes: quite the block, that citation.
pete_dushenski: why the 'cite' ?
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: didja use <blockquote> tags ?
BingoBoingo: Which is why they might start.
assbot: It takes more than time. It takes generations. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1HDMeqq )
ben_vulpes: anyone writing contracts mentioning tmsr~ without being in the wot's looking for a paddlin
BingoBoingo: Seriously ben_vulpes gotta read the small print. Probably in the near future going to be disclaimers leik "By accepting this you forfeit any claims to our anus in the name of TMSR"(tm)(r)
BingoBoingo: We don't if you take the pitty check you forfeit your right to actual compensation down th eline
ben_vulpes: oh content thyself with not living in this insanely litigious 'soi-disant' state
pete_dushenski: how come americans get all the breaks ?
pete_dushenski sadly discovers that he's ineligible for groupon pwnage because not a resident of Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, or Washington.
assbot: Pavlov’s parables | TLS ... ( http://bit.ly/1WJNrsw )
pete_dushenski: http://www.the-tls.co.uk/tls/public/article1625175.ece << usually allergic to 'new' books, but this looked too interesting to pass up.
mircea_popescu: i really vote for gavin to do the impersonation. he's so talented for it! also has costume!
assbot: Logged on 06-11-2015 22:32:00; adlai: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bhagwan-chowdry/i-shall-happily-accept-th_b_8462028.html "Satoshi Nakamoto already is in possession of several hundred million U.S. dollars worth of bitcoins so the additional prize money may not mean much to him. Only if he wants, the committee could also transfer the prize money to my bitcoin address, 165sAHBpLHujHbHx2zSjC898oXEz25Awtj. Mr Nakamoto and I will settle
pete_dushenski: anyways, the satoshi nobel thing is a few days old : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-11-2015#1318943 ☝︎☟︎
pete_dushenski: didn't think so... but oh my was it fine !
mircea_popescu: <pete_dushenski> the dill's what makes this dish though whether this is a traditional ingredient, i couldn't say << certainly not.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field> meanwhile buterin's waterfall reloaded by usg with another 44,000 btc << can't afford to lose bitbet bet :D
mircea_popescu: hey, chances are pretty good, if obama got one, the road is open for any monkey irrespective of merit or competence.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field www.businessinsider.com/bitcoin-inventor-satoshi-nakamoto-nominated-nobel-prize-economics-bhagwan-chodry <<< lmao usg trying to resurect the gavin clown ?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: once or twice a year i get a check for $10 or so from them.
pete_dushenski: pretty sure i'm eligible for this groupon one. i dun see why i shouldn't give it a go.
pete_dushenski: https://grouponvouchersettlement.com/ << anyone here every tried one of these class action dealios ?
pete_dushenski: general q : are there any documents or text floating about that were verifiably pgp-signed by satoshi ? inquiring minds...
ag3nt_zer0: pete_dushenski: just wanted to say thanks for the great reads over at Contravex... also, thanks for that minor comment regarding my skills with the students that one day... it means something
pete_dushenski: until he can work his way through this process of elimination, ima let kids be kids :)
pete_dushenski: i'm waiting until he figures out whose little baby fists keep punching him in the face.
BingoBoingo: Did you start putting the bebe to work yet?
BingoBoingo: Also a bebe to raise?
BingoBoingo: Eh, dun you have an army of social media mercenaries to build?
pete_dushenski: almost tempting to go back there
assbot: Logged on 09-11-2015 16:23:54; BingoBoingo: So the Toomin guy finally got a block just a bit over 1MB on Testnet, and now he's reorging testnet back to core rules demonstrating Altcoin security is shit and that they really don't want people testing blocks anywere near 8MB until the raeping
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-11-2015#1320801 << i accidentally stumbled into #bitcoinxt for the first time this morning, only to witness exactly this, to which gavin chimed in with a 'great work toomin!' to much personal amusement ☝︎
pete_dushenski: "Lullaby Milk only contains milk taken from the cows before daybreak. Melatonin is produced in the cows as they sleep, and so the milk produced before daybreak has naturally higher levels of melatonin."
pete_dushenski: http://www.lullabymilk.com/ << only monday, yes, but this is in the running for lulziest product of the week award
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: duh. you're not in the 1%
assbot: Logged on 09-11-2015 13:41:59; BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> ok, $2k servicing. but still ! << What you can't do this at home?
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-11-2015#1320660 << why would you ? you wouldn't for the same reason that you wouldn't apply your own lawn pesticides : you have other people for that ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-11-2015 14:58:12; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-11-2015#1320593 << gee, ik dunno... wouldn't it be nice if you STOPPED WITH THE BULLSHIT MOBILE ? on the grounds that it doesn't fucking work ?
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-11-2015#1320672 << this 'mobile' thing has reached the tipping point. i now have family friends in their 60s telling me not to do my banking on my 'mobile' at the local cafe lest i be cyberhacked to pieces ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-11-2015 14:57:05; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-11-2015#1320581 << how can it be optimism, yo ? for one thing i don't live there. for the other thing, the breakdown of their system is bad news for them. yes, it sucked, but like ankylosis, at lrast it held things together.
pete_dushenski: the dill's what makes this dish, though whether this is a traditional ingredient, i couldn't say
pete_dushenski is enjoying leftover, homemade mamaliga cu brinza from last night. still delicious the next day !
ascii_field: http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/alexio_marziano/26796211/1505953/1505953_original.png << just like in ro, schoolgirls in su had these. never saw photo before tho
assbot: Wolfe Resigns At Mizzou Surrendering To Pressure | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1MvPB8m )
jurov: you don't take the china theory?
shinohai: was wondering where that little pump came from
ascii_field: meanwhile buterin's waterfall reloaded by usg with another 44,000 btc, or so tells völkischer beobachter
TravisPatron: https://diginomics.com/bitcoin-inventor-satoshi-nakamoto-nominated-nobel-prize/ What are the chances Satoshi wins?
ascii_field: http://www.businessinsider.com/bitcoin-inventor-satoshi-nakamoto-nominated-nobel-prize-economics-bhagwan-chodry-2015-11 << apparently the joke was srs
mircea_popescu: !up TravisPatron
shinohai: i have never seen these jewfro pics
assbot: Fototeca de Haur on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1MvLg56 )
lobbes: trilema.com/2012/the-crime-of-being-american << twas this one, no?
ascii_field: the one where anybody in usa, other than possibly a coma patient, is 'criminal'
mircea_popescu: ascii_field which one ? criminal from at least two angles according to the very generous trilema inquisition.
thestringpuller: Pablo Escobar will seem tame compared to what we could do!
thestringpuller: and then MP as the ruthless leader that no one sees
thestringpuller: Hey I'm down to start a crime syndicate with ascii_field ; he'd be a great brain behind the operation
ascii_field: just, with none of the up-sides
ascii_field: hey i'm already a criminal in the sense contemplated in mircea_popescu's article re: same
jurov: it's cute how you all want to convert alf into a criminal :D
ascii_field prefers usually to eat at home
thestringpuller: What about say a nice night with the pet at the fanciest restaurant in town?
lobbes: still, with an airplane full of benjies, you would at least be able to buy, say, food without raising red flags
thestringpuller: well if 747 crashses near you full of benjies I'll gladly take it off your hands
thestringpuller: or tone deaf person trying to play piano
thestringpuller: yes this I understand
thestringpuller: it's about you don't have access to XYZ? (aka people/tools/skills/etc. to support such a scheme"
ascii_field: it is about lacking the most elementary ability.
thestringpuller: you don't want to cross the line of being a 'criminal'?
thestringpuller: what is this "certain thing"
ascii_field: it is about being a certain thing
thestringpuller: hmmm good point. just interesting someone as intelligent as you hasn't thought about ways to launder money.
ascii_field: require 10,001 things that i don't have.
ascii_field: i couldn't so much as to buy a bottle of rotgut 'under the table'
thestringpuller: I've been in the money laundering business from the USG side.
thestringpuller: then you pad the revenue
thestringpuller: first step is to buy a cash business under the table like a restaurant or movie theatre or car wash