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mircea_popescu: i had no idea BingoBoingo is cajun enough
to read french
adlai: pls winkledinks give me my
time-btc back, i wish i'd dumped
them at
the parabolic fulcrum
adlai notes
that his own leaked keys hardly budged
adlai: shut up and get in line for your
trilema credits like a good boy, satoshi. your money is as good as anybody else's.
adlai: "The day is quickly approaching where even if someone were
to sign a message using Satoshi's known coin hoard addresses, we should
think
twice about whether
this person actually is Satoshi or not"
☟︎ assbot: Satoshi's unmoved coins are
the world's biggest prize in quantum-decryption,
the canary in bitcoin's quantum coalmine : Bitcoin ... (
http://bit.ly/1On9trc )
adlai: 'worthless' even if correctly produced, for
the intentionally obtuse in
the lurker gallery
adlai: some guy bought
them off me once for a pittance by
today's rates >_>
adlai invites agents of all horsemen, not just USG,
to make such proof worthless; not because he's
too lazy
to make it worthwhile himself, but because he just wants
two coins
to rub
together
adlai: so
that
they would be fabulously wealthy when
they were returned
to Earth.' - more from kenny v
adlai: 'The fictitious people in
the zoo had a big board supposedly showing stock market quotations and com-modity prices along one wall of
their habitat, and a news
ticker, and a
telephone
that was supposedly connected
to a brokerage on Earth.
The creatures on Zircon-101 had
told
their captives
that
they had invested a million bitcoins for
them back on Earth, and
that it was up
to
the captives
to manage it
BingoBoingo: <trinque> go lift weights. << Pin
Tren for carpal
tunnel.
adlai: there's a lightning network pun in here but i'm
too spent
to kill
the joke. nite, or morning, as
the custom may dictate
adlai: offer null and void for usg's L_n presence, its keys don't verify with
the blessed rings
adlai: obviously
this payment is only owed if
the proof is in a form acceptable
to any and all future investors in my shinola distillery, usg ktulu or otherwise
adlai: it's worth a couple bitcents, wait a while and call me on
this bullshit if i'm still around after we've given andreas rastapopoulous his
two years
adlai: fwiw (more bullshit not worth deeding) i will pay all my personal profits
to date
to
the L1 who provides
the correct conjuring of
their extraction from public
ticker data
adlai: there's something amazing about getting a whisker signal before assbot, and waiting
to see which direction it guesses
adlai: well
the pay bitcoin-by-proxy for cumshots!
adlai: but call me when
they're paying bitcoin for aborted stem cells
adlai: unfortunately it costs less btc
to keep another human alive
than it does
to kill yourself, and not even malthus could've foreseen
this
tragedy
adlai: dude carpal
tunnel is
terminal for brogrammers
trinque expects
to succumb
to some pollution or diet related illness and die
the usual way.
adlai: the best use of
the such
adlai: asciilifeform: while your room 101 may contain electric anthills (used
to get
tease out
the bitcoin you don't 'own'), /me expects
to get lazzaroed for association-by-homage with
the 'coinjoin scammers' or somesuch
adlai didn't realize
the oft-mentioned godfather of predixhun markets was behind
this
adlai: bwah 'The market, known as
the Policy Analysis Market, or PAM, never got off
the ground. Democrat politicians in
the Senate uncovered
the plan in July 2003 and it was dropped amid public outcry. Ron Wyden, a Democratic senator from Oregon, expressed
the prevailing attitude when he said
that "The idea of a federal betting parlour on atrocities and
terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque."'
adlai: nah bro haven't you heard, it's
the self limiting drug
BingoBoingo wonders if
there is a 12 step group for LSD adlai can explore, remembers medically induced ibogaine hallucinations likely conntributed
to Bill's spiritual experience
☟︎ adlai: the brains behind it spin a bullshit game
that would make robert viragh proud
adlai wanted
to bitbet short puts on
the AGRS altcoin, but it
turns out
to not even be more
than
TLS-signed bittrext
adlai: nah satoshi is some guy in #zennet who
thinks i don't understand O(bullshit)
BingoBoingo: Wait adlai is
this
the vexual is satoshi
theory?
adlai leaves it
to
the sufficiently motivated plumber
adlai: ffs whatever happened
to context
assbot: You need
to specify one (or
two) nicks.
adlai: he at least seems
to have bought his voice with money, whereas i seem so far
to retain it because
the wot finds what i say or do sufficiently profitable or funny
assbot: Logged on 05-10-2015 23:19:14; pete_dushenski: if so,
there go all my crank
theories, right out
the window !
adlai isn't sure what
title Vexual's chair ever bore?
adlai at least
tries, when picking lsd visions
to distill into signed code,
to look out for bitcoin's well-being
adlai: seriously
though, i have logs better worth burning my carpal
tunnels over, and
they
tend
to come in parenthesized pairs
adlai: beyond bitchering about relaying as
though your nodeship can seed
the clouds
adlai: and
there's no public way
to politely request
that hashpower babysitters bid down
adlai waits for marines
to kick down some door, see you on
the other side of
the burlap sack
adlai: perhaps,
the market is known
to precede itself
adlai: what
tray,
there were only
two cubes :(
trinque: here comes danielpbarron
to quote rev 13:16
adlai: really, if it
thinks such a scheme will pass, i invite
the sexprs into my neural sandbox
adlai: the magic of bitcoin is
that you don't have
to press either one of
them, you can just shout until
the button breaks of its own idiocy
adlai: and/or issue a death warrant on me for
trying
to build a better mute button for our megaphone
adlai: quite possibly, i'm still waiting for luke
to explain/publish his crafty draftings
adlai: it increases revenue for miners
that follow
their free market boners, while providing a clearer signal of
the hand
that rubs
them
trinque: how is
that distinct from
the
txspam "attacks"
adlai: trivially verifiable,
take your pick of extra shenanigans on
top. it's worthless but idiots will pay for it.
assbot: Logged on 12-12-2015 03:21:25; adlai: lol yes, another one of my ideas not worth self-censoring is a free market for provable
tx censorship... basically anything
that gets money a better megaphone
to fund its own security
adlai: i'd deed something about passing a paper wallet
to
the asshole who plot
twists by
turning around and passing
the fucking joint before
the atom splits, but my hopes are not enough
to collect
the donation on
that one
adlai notes
to self
that scripts[igs] are
to be
trusted as far as you can chuckem
adlai: where'd you see
them
trinque ?
adlai says so before he's even had
to liquidate
time or btc
to repay
adlai: worth
the credit card debt.
adlai will see
them do
that same shit in ~14 hours
trinque: adlai: I saw
them live when
they were Ott and
the All Seeing I.
adlai is listening
to: Ott - Live at Gnomelandia (55:13)
adlai: dancing blind
today
adlai hates it when
the market speaks
to him in numbers... or loves it, for
they sometimes
tickle his whiskers
BingoBoingo: Look
there somethings you can let
the derps fart out in
their bubble bath. Some
things like
this
though actually run
the risk of being
taken seriously by
the Chicoms.
adlai just ran out of
tulip
tokens for defending ideas he can neither long nor short, back
to midwifing s.mpoe's self-identity crisis
shinohai: I'm sorry, if
the whole history isn't
there
then *it isn't bitcoin*
adlai: if you're not a party
to
testing
tepid bathtub nucleation,
then you're unable
to steal
the vJimCrow witnesses
adlai: if you'd prefer
to stick
to Bitcoin, your witnesses remain safe and sound in
txins where for better or worse Our Prophet Satoshi intended
them
to be
adlai: bitcoind gets steal-friendly witnesses, from bold experimenters who sacrifice
their Bitcoin on
the altars of
the mine-verify greed-off
BingoBoingo: Read what?
That
there's a link
to different data structure where actual signatures are? How
the fuck does actual bitcoind get "witnesses"
adlai: lol you don't have
to run code with real money
to read it
BingoBoingo: * adlai fails
to understand how "let's softfork blabla blabla blabla anything" can be viewed as anything other
than playing in
the bathtub <<
The Jim Crow "soft phork" isn't anything near soft in
the way previous ones have been. Would blocks still verify on actual bitcoind? Sure.
Transactions? lol nope.
adlai: yeah, i left a positive rating so
they know he's good for it
shinohai: The usg would prlly like
to have a chat with him
then.
assbot: Successfully updated
the rating for luke-jr from 10
to 9 with note: still claims via solicited PM
that he plans
to break bitcoin someday