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punkman: I'd really like something around that size
punkman: asciilifeform: saw an indian company that's supposedly shipping, ~$60
asciilifeform: i tried for some years to find a vendor, then gave up
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353919 << this is a famously unobtainable gadget. (of questionable utility, also. just try pressing those keys) ☝︎
asciilifeform: you can't buy this now, for any amount of money
asciilifeform: i loved that machine. it fit in a motherfucking coat pocket
asciilifeform: (because the src packages are no longer available)
asciilifeform: and it is fine to say 'use lynx.' so i did. but turns out that you CAN'T GET the box running 'as if it was 2004' when my libretto happily ran freebsd with no lag
asciilifeform: 'Running Firefox on this machine to browse "modern," Javascript-heavy sites is an excercise in frustration; the 2015 version of CNN.com basically freezes Firefox for 30 seconds or more.'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353958 << mega-l0l, more or less same conclusion as my experience with toshiba libretto in '14 ☝︎
asciilifeform: but i don't know very many people who give half a fuck re: nazi case law today
asciilifeform: anyway linked document solely because it appears to contain citations to case law
mircea_popescu: they can stand on their fucking head.
asciilifeform: iirc these are typically delivered as snail mail, victim signs for package
mircea_popescu: "i was keeping backups in the cloud".
asciilifeform: 20 yrs to life ?
asciilifeform: vs what? take a pen and poke a policeman ?
mircea_popescu: oh, you got a gag order ? ha-ha. heres' the website with the material published.
mircea_popescu: i have no fucking idea why the victims actually go along with this charade.
asciilifeform: so they unsealed... what? a portion of the boilerplate...
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: but in a very laughable sense where we DON'T learn the identity of the victim OR anything pertinent re: why he was picked
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353876 << so cheap is the octopus ink, but so laughably transparent - this idiocy is supposed to make folks forget about the tor 0day ? ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 26-12-2015 06:30:22; pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-12-2015#1353374 << "How is the Politruk doing - as he's pulling down the branch."
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353859 << terrible translation. correct one: 'every politruk you see - hoist him high into a tree' ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: aha! thar he is
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://dpaste.com/06339V3 ( https://cryptome.org/2015/12/nsl-under-seal-026-030.pdf ) re: 'national security letters', interesting record of failed resistance through litigation
mircea_popescu: in other news, dear chan, allow me to introduce... the blue footed booby. http://cdn.earthporm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/blue-footed-booby.jpg
BingoBoingo: Is there a difference
mircea_popescu: but hey, one day he wants to be a lion tamer.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo either that or the most stolidly boring.
mircea_popescu: mats> anyway, am in the silly valley and wtf its colder here than boston <<< something about how global warming rearranges hot streams and whatnot. #totally-not-random-climatic-noise
BingoBoingo: But of course the tax office would select for the most blindly loyal to the fiat
BingoBoingo: didn't turn that they know of
mircea_popescu: <punkman> "unsung tax agent" lol <<< "inexplicably, one of like five or six people DIDNT actually turn. at least so far. at least as far as we know. we're not really sure. DEMOCRACY PREVAILS!"
BingoBoingo: ^ Further deeper takes on the Juniper thing are prolly welcome
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> i am going to go do the dishes, rageclean, watch a movie and bask in the cutefield. <<< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
BingoBoingo: how did I miss this turdbaggery previously
BingoBoingo: AHA I FOUND THE REAL JUNIPER VILLIAN
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=an+hero | an hero. To commit suicide, regardless of how stupid the reason is or is not. Someone stole Mitchell's iPod, so he became an hero. by 4chananonymous ...
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: that's what makes them fun ! only a true hero would get behind the wheel of their own personal osprey
mats: first challenge is too easy: print hallo world to kernel debug log
BingoBoingo: Aren't they notorious for killing their entire crew and cargo?
mats: anyways, time to turn it in so I can get an early start on http://eudyptula-challenge.org
BingoBoingo: What if you need to go to random farm or mudhole? how many of those have aeroports?
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be identified via GPG to use the order book.
BingoBoingo: I dunno, maybe leave the city every now and then?
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: i've only ever had one fast car, and it grated on my nerves 98% of the time as 98% of my driving is under 60 kph.
pete_dushenski: mats: being the token chinese dood isn't a terrible spot.
BingoBoingo: I think ben_vulpes might even beat pete_dushenski in the fast cars department now.
pete_dushenski: thankfully, he leaps ahead of me in coding and rockets (and other things) while i take the lead in, i dunno, travel writing or something, or else no one would be able to keep us straight.
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes and i, for example, have waaaay too much in common (similar age, young families, upbringing, even geography's not ~that~ far off), which i'm pretty sure is what leads to our sometimes curt and unproductive tete-a-tetes de temps en temps as we struggle to tease one apart from the other.
pete_dushenski: mats: well, this christmas you can be thankful that you don't have to contest with other chinese doods in b-a for that little niche (yes, there are niches in b-a, as anywhere else).
assbot: [1512.06808] Game Theory (Open Access textbook with 165 solved exercises) ... ( http://bit.ly/1OeiHKm )
mats: anyway, am in the silly valley and wtf its colder here than boston
mats: although mebbe that fro should've been a giveaway
pete_dushenski: don't forget to cite ben_vulpes too ;/
mats: chinese people and jews have a couple things in common, including enjoying chinese meals during xmas
mats: I thought of pete_dushenski this fine xmas
pete_dushenski: if that doesn't make you swoon...
punkman: "unsung tax agent" lol
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1Oeh9QA )
assbot: Logged on 26-12-2015 01:11:01; thestringpuller: 'in the dark, all cats are black' (tm) (r) << or as the negros sometime say. All pussy feels the same with the lights out.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: when would you date these 'german leaflets' ? ^
pete_dushenski: heh. s/ those translations.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-12-2015#1353374 << "How is the Politruk doing - as he's pulling down the branch." ☝︎☟︎
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-12-2015#1353372 << "Politruk - a hero of the Soviet Union. You have an empty belly." ☝︎
pete_dushenski: let's try this russian thing :
BingoBoingo: line 11 in therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/attachments/20151225/ban_aws_crud_3755a8bb0800aa9ec6fdb5f840e67d6cca4ac5cc.sh returns nekkin ip addresses/ranges right?
asciilifeform: i can see why no dead tree house agreed to print this
asciilifeform: odd chapters sov collapse politics; even #'d chapters - theorems
ben_vulpes: i am going to go do the dishes, rageclean, watch a movie and bask in the cutefield.
ben_vulpes: like everything tonight.
asciilifeform always regarded the timeout as a bug
ben_vulpes: no, the auth timeout.
mircea_popescu: wtf is this.
ith: Has anyone figured out a way to do Windows 10 without being spied on?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: \x0d in the land of man; u+000d in zimbabwe, in the trees
ben_vulpes: crlf is in the fucking spec?!
ben_vulpes: fuck this
ben_vulpes: Finally, there is the form submission value. It is normalized so that line breaks use U+000D CARRIAGE RETURN U+000A LINE FEED (CRLF) character pairs
ben_vulpes: "For historical reasons, the element's value is normalised in three different ways for three different purposes."
assbot: Logged on 26-12-2015 05:25:36; mircea_popescu: for one thing it doesn't even seem it can be over web. it'll have to be actual files sftp'd or something.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353741 << if i'm reading this thread correctly, this problem is directly traceable to tools used to jam ascii into dpaste.com et al? ☝︎
phf: well, that's the relevant posting bit echo foo|curl -s -F "content=<-" http://dpaste.com/api/v2/
asciilifeform: but this doesn't crap out the url
phf: what does that produce? curl -s `printf 'foo\x0abar'|curl -s -F "content=<-" http://dpaste.com/api/v2/`.txt|xxd
asciilifeform: so anybody know the magical --disable-retardation flag for curl ?
mircea_popescu just realised that in spite of not having a clue he was actually FUCKING RIGHT
assbot: Logged on 29-10-2014 01:24:18; nubbins`: CLRF IS THE STANDARD NEWLINE
asciilifeform recalls the great newline warz, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2014#901002 ☝︎
assbot: Successfully updated the rating for phf from 2 to 2 with note: Fixed our boxen!
assbot: You rated user phf on 24-Jun-2015, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: Well read gent in search of a handler. Bureaucrats and mustachioed young ladies apply within..
asciilifeform: (of the posted payload)
phf: so it's the posting tool's problem
phf: (drakma:http-request (concatenate 'string (cdr (assoc :location (nth-value 2 (drakma:http-request "http://dpaste.com/api/v2/" :method :post :parameters `(("content" . ,(concatenate 'string "foo" '(#\Newline) "bar"))))))) ".txt") :force-binary t) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: curl http://dpaste.com/2116EDR.txt | hexdump for instance does it the other way.
mircea_popescu: i know this!
asciilifeform: nothing to do with what happened over the net. it is dirt on your lens.
mircea_popescu: still, 1:4 odds for it to fall this way.
mircea_popescu: this was one of 4 possible rolls of that dice.