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pete_dushenski: so can’t quite keep their women interested. Look in the eyes of that crazy broad and tell me you think that my homebody with the beard there is sleeping alone. Just the body language of the two men indicates who’s going to wind up tapping that ass in the long run."
pete_dushenski: http://i2.wp.com/jackbaruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/germancoupe.jpg?zoom=2&resize=510%2C426 << "At the risk of being indelicate, what you see there is nothing more or less than what happens when women become tired of feminized men. West German society spent seventy years trying to kill its vicious, nationalist inner demons and this is the result: nice young men who would never think about invading Belgium but ☟︎
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361440 << funny pic. translation asciilifeform, phf ? ☝︎☟︎
pete_dushenski: wonder how long china will let taiwan make its asics for 'bitfury'
assbot: How China Sees the Risky Path Ahead With Taiwan | The National Interest ... ( http://bit.ly/1Z6iwCC )
pete_dushenski: like retirees who can't say no to that 15 cent dividend
BingoBoingo: What now people care about keeping the telegraph company afloat?
BingoBoingo: But they tend to blow off some value into brown countries which is of undetermined value for fiat system.
pete_dushenski: if not better, seeing as how white kids are used to lavish finished basements all to themselves and aren't used to the sardine lifestyle ☟︎
pete_dushenski: the more sensible solution is import more brown dudes, undercutting all the pimply basement dwellers with "ideas" for getting rich
BingoBoingo: I dunno, that might work considering the trendy software shit functions as a fiat blowoff valve
deedbot-: [Qntra] China Continues Forcing Stockholders To HODL - http://qntra.net/2016/01/china-continues-forcing-stockholders-to-hodl/
phf: oh, man, another fukamachi project (re quickutil). guy works for a tokyo ad startup, generates massive amounts of web dev style common lisp code. he's behind http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-11-2015#1327538 ☝︎
phf: hah, recent pull requests to ironclad is from this guy https://github.com/glv2 (i.e. https://github.com/froydnj/ironclad/pull/62), who has a bunch of peercoin related projects like https://github.com/glv2/peercoin-blockchain-parser
phf: adlai: "veh" doesn't use diff or ironclad, calls out to external utilities instead. fwiw froyd explicitly disclaimers ironclad use in production anyway..
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assbot: Bitcoin Wallet Developer Andreas Schildbach: I Will Not Invest My Time in Lightning Networks | Bitcoin Magazine ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZNZ9jM )
thestringpuller: nvm this explorer is confusing
thestringpuller: nvm was resent as that https://live.blockcypher.com/btc/tx/09e82c06cc5fbe3c0f2c2b6a1f575e8ecbb2a92bb493ca3a318525b1eeabe2bd/
thestringpuller: https://live.blockcypher.com/btc/tx/d8e60a0979024cce9159bd7b59594eae7dec627db5ac6bd088866afea533b0e9/ << you sure the miners aren't like blacklisting this transaction?
BingoBoingo: The random places you find Lennart truth http://www.overclock.net/t/1483429/amd-kabini-owners/20#post_22289112
BingoBoingo: They were going to do even-s in when they started caring about the matter in 0.9 but then picked low-s for mysteries
BingoBoingo: trb and others pre-power rangers derping on the matter sign whatever s value
BingoBoingo: <ascii_butugychag> it was trotted out prematurely and made a bit of a splat, but afaik is more or less cemented in now << July 4th was DER encoding. I don't think that involved low-s. Low-s panic was a bunch of derps malleating to high-s and since power ranger client defaulted to low-s a bunch of services that did the zero-conf thing Gox-paniced, because no one could expect. Power rangers then established malleate to low-s nodes.
ascii_butugychag: if mircea_popescu's ego cock at least fits on a cable spool, of the kind used to carry fiber on a truck, wolfram's - only fits in the bilge of a 1890s cable-laying steamer
ascii_butugychag: 'This is annoying if, as sometimes happens, the most important aspect is a singularity. Worse is the view offered by fans of the program (not necessarily WRI employees!) that an answer is correct because it is what Mathematica computes, and any view to the contrary is the fault of the user (perhaps for misunderstanding the documentation.)' ☟︎
ascii_butugychag: 'Most design errors from the earlier editions persist; indeed, some defenders of Mathematica seem to view the inevitable peculiar results of these decisions as correct: they are replacing long-standing problems of mathematics notation or convention with a new understanding. This is an alternative world view in which an answer is said to be correct if it is “generic” and ignores sigularities.
ascii_butugychag: of the wget -O - http://nsa.gov/fuckme.sh | sudo sh variety.
ascii_butugychag: 'Quickutil is a different approach to utility libraries. Instead of being a single, monolithic library, e.g., Alexandria, it attempts to be a nimble and lean platform for distribution of utilities piecemeal.'
assbot: Logged on 06-01-2016 11:51:42; adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361414 << call me when quickutil and v.cl start their long steamy love affair
ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361472 << l0l quickutil: 'An attempt at a solution to this problem was to create what became the de facto standard library for Common Lisp utilities: Alexandria. While Alexandria contains on the order of 100 high quality, useful utilities, it suffers from a very slow-moving oligarchy. Alexandria's improvement depends on their willingness to cooperate in a timely manner ☝︎
shinohai: looks like thestringpuller took care of it
shinohai: I just happened upon it by reading the scam accusations thread for lolz
punkman: isn't there one of those every time some bitbet tx is delayed
ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361506 << expect more of this crapolade ☝︎
ascii_butugychag: it was trotted out prematurely and made a bit of a splat, but afaik is more or less cemented in now
assbot: Logged on 06-01-2016 14:52:14; BingoBoingo: But no, to 2 comments down. I don't recall low-S being soft forked to mandatory, just a bunch of buttholes had been malleating transactions to low-s.
ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361488 << iirc that was the july 4 phork ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 06-01-2016 10:00:07; jurov: <asciilifeform> everybody here would ~barf~ if they knew << applied coprophagy came real?
assbot: sybren / python-rsa / Pull request #14: [security] Fix BB'06 attack in verify() by switching from parsing to comparison — Bitbucket ... ( http://bit.ly/1MT5Xn1 )
ascii_butugychag: https://bitbucket.org/sybren/python-rsa/pull-requests/14/security-fix-bb06-attack-in-verify-by/diff << his patch. how would you react to a fella half-heartedly removing a tick from the back of a roadkill deer flattened on a highway ?
ascii_butugychag: 'Filippo Valsorda. I'm Italian and I work on the CloudFlare Security Team in London. I built the public Heartbleed test and I mess with cryptography. Public speaker. Motorbike rider. Frequent flyer. Hacker School F'13.' ☟︎
ascii_butugychag: and naturally we get the usgtronics: 'As usual, the fact that it's possible to implement a dangerous algorithm correctly, doesn't mean it's humanely possible, and safer algorithms (and primitives) must always be preferred. (See also: deterministic ECDSA.)'
ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361476 << mega-l0l! how is the use of e==3 a 'vulnerability' other than in the idiot programmer's head ?? ☝︎
BingoBoingo: On a judge arrested for DWI: "Asked if he had a lawyer, he said, “I do, but he’s not going to talk to you.”" (Lawyer being himself)
BingoBoingo: It's too early in the morning. I'm confused and clearing out a form of spam.
BingoBoingo: Not sure, but that comment has me thinking mebbe a wrong input tx id is somehow junking the big tx
punkman: does that mean the stuck tx was created before the previous tx was mined&confirmed?
BingoBoingo: because the network is full of buttholes
punkman: so the stuck tx has an invalid input?
BingoBoingo: But no, to 2 comments down. I don't recall low-S being soft forked to mandatory, just a bunch of buttholes had been malleating transactions to low-s. ☟︎
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BingoBoingo: <jurov> https://bitbet.us/bet/1191/the-hearn-gavin-scamcoin-will-fizzle-in-2016/#c5500 if I understand right, this basically says mp is trying to spend his high-S output instead of low-S malleated output that was actually mined? << AHA, ?
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adlai apologises for the channel mixup, tries to port touchscreen breathalyzer to keyboard / brain
adlai: probability of being chosen for any given tx will be literally unaffected, for 21st century OED values of 'literally'
adlai: PSA for the guy(s) running the single-satoshi-net-fee makers... you wil LITERALLY DOUBLE YOUR PROFITS if you increase to a 2 satoshi net fee.
adlai finds it asset-backwards to jump headfirst into v.cl before auditing https://github.com/froydnj/diff (and ironclad, but that's a little outside my pay grade)
adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361414 << call me when quickutil and v.cl start their long steamy love affair ☝︎☟︎
assbot: dpaste: 2C1FAER: therealbitcoin sigsegv, by jurov ... ( http://bit.ly/1VHWNRj )
jurov: O.o restarted my patched trb after 2 weeks, now it reliably sigsegvs after first few blocks: http://dpaste.com/2C1FAER
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jurov: https://bitbet.us/bet/1191/the-hearn-gavin-scamcoin-will-fizzle-in-2016/#c5500 if I understand right, this basically says mp is trying to spend his high-S output instead of low-S malleated output that was actually mined?
jurov: <asciilifeform> everybody here would ~barf~ if they knew << applied coprophagy came real? ☟︎
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BingoBoingo: "You're bleeding too much, I need to cut you" - A Surgeon
BingoBoingo: From the mines http://dpaste.com/1DZRN4F.txt
asciilifeform: or, more appropriately, the buchenwald sign: jedem das seine.
asciilifeform: everybody here would ~barf~ if they knew what i do for money
asciilifeform: iirc somebody ~paid~ for the sgml crap
phf: sucks that he ended up writing book on sgml, but not on common lisp
asciilifeform: did order it. likely - no good, sadly. they almost never are.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361414 << aha, i've been waitin' a looong time ☝︎
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: That's triple diamond
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: nah, 'diamond level' is when somebody has thermonukes in quantity AND delivery vehicle
deedbot-: [Qntra] DPRK Successfully Tests Hydrogen Bomb - http://qntra.net/2016/01/dprk-successfully-tests-hydrogen-bomb/
punkman: "What is particularly disturbing is that the attacks appear to have been organised. Around 1,000 young men arrived in large groups, seemingly with the specific intention of carrying out attacks on women."
assbot: Logged on 17-12-2015 04:23:14; asciilifeform: i prolly ought to have translated, it was a concert in honour of 81st anniversary of the korean people's army
assbot: Logged on 17-12-2015 04:01:54; asciilifeform: meanwhile, in the OTHER usa, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEhSF188x5k
assbot: Logged on 06-01-2016 03:39:38; BingoBoingo: ALSO BEST KOREA CLAIMS HYDROGEN BOMB TEST
dbclk: danielpbarron: tell me where to sign up
phf: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35237173 << "It's completely improper... to link a group that appeared to come from North Africa with the refugees" "In Cologne at least one woman was raped and many were groped, including a volunteer policewoman." etc.
danielpbarron: +dbclk> so just asking if there's anyone here looking for someone to mentor << come work for me in Eulora
BingoBoingo: Nah, I take my hand, cup my scrotum, and just man up.
dbclk: and you also dont use patterns as well? anyone here use trading patterns? ☟︎
dbclk: you do use technical analysis for like picking resistance, support and retracements right?
dbclk: anyways thanks for the advice folks
dbclk: and come to think of it..i mostly loose money that way
dbclk: but, i get you..i rather do it slowly rather than quickly
dbclk: well yeah i was doing trades ..like minutes
BingoBoingo: dbclk: That's for you to decide
BingoBoingo: ALSO BEST KOREA CLAIMS HYDROGEN BOMB TEST ☟︎
BingoBoingo: But pick swings that take months, not minutes, and prolly pick a pair with better exchanges than BTC/USD
dbclk: i think it can help quiet bit..the time i do loose money is when i'm trading randomly
PeterL: dbclk: how much capital do you have available to play with?
dbclk: well already doing it full time...i wouldn't blame technical analysis...just need to finish learn
BingoBoingo: The better trader you are the less time you spend trading. I just enter orders into the book and wait for them to be filled or not filled.
PeterL: as my mother says, "the best way to save money is to not spend it"
BingoBoingo: Well, the losing money part, if you step that up to full time you're sunk.