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asciilifeform: jurov: original thread was 'telecommute is nice' -- mp: 'nah you all suck and what does it matter what you little white mice do or don't do'
jurov: pray tell, what alternative you're thinking of here?
asciilifeform: for instance, i do 3+ hrs of UNPAID idiocy every day, just sitting in the motherfucking car.
asciilifeform: telecommute is simply LESS of the loathesome torture than the alternative.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-11 06:04 mircea_popescu: generally speaking, alienation makes untenable socialisation more bearable, which is why alienation is a DEFENSE MECHANISM! so yes, the shittier the job is, the more people want to "work from home". it never occurs to them that the problem isn't going to be solved by "finding the right tweak of the right knob", so they do what they do. as per above discussion of foreskin pullers.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-11#1450022 << much simpler than this. thought i suppose mircea_popescu is enjoying being deliberately thick. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: o there he is. they take weekends off where you're from ?!
deedbot-: [Trilema] Files from the War on the Web. Today, Literotica. - http://trilema.com/2016/files-from-the-war-on-the-web-today-literotica/
mircea_popescu: incidentally phf is there a log bundle for download somewhere ? ☟︎☟︎
phf: yeah, uryupinsk made me all nostalgic, "mother russia" and all that. химки just looks depressing.
phf: yeah that's a good choice. that one is particularly painful one, because it has no qualities beyond "people sleep there and then commute for 4 hours everyday to work in moscow"
mircea_popescu: where they invented the super-duper tough HOMO police force.
mircea_popescu: sounds like the great name of a russian bakersfield. could even be a character, Jim from Jimki
mircea_popescu: anyway, i think i'ma go for jimki.
phf: although there are two particular towns that are considered something of that, Uryupinsk and Muhosransk. first one is a real town, but second one translates as "town of fly-shit" ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ering ; the train station had a monstrous clock whose face had the time in both roman numerals (I to XII, except for IV which is for some reason marked as IIII) as well as arabic (13 to 24). etc.
mircea_popescu: (also locally famous for the locally-celebrated "7 wonders of Caracal", to wit : that it has a prison, on Freedom street ; one bread factory, on Famine street ; the only school is called "School #2" ; the fire department burned down ; the door of police preceinct was stolen ; they built around a high crane in such a way the crane couldn't be extracted anymore so was left on the grounds, a sort of monument to caracalean engine
mircea_popescu: see, romania has caracal, "the town where the cart of idiots toppled over".
phf: yeah, i'm wondering if there even exists a ru equivalent concept
mircea_popescu: bakersfield is this specific thing, satellite city of the great city where the zombies live.
phf: but on the bright side, the man would've been fired were it a circa 2016 picture
mircea_popescu: phf what's the moscow equivalent of bakersfield ?
phf: it's hard for me to defend that picture, sort of like watching your parent's debauchery pictures, except hypothetical "parents" because my parents were actually cool. perhaps parent's friend's cousin from small town.
mircea_popescu: o wow, woulda look at that. science utterly prevailed then, has it.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ << spot the bug
mircea_popescu: not too young, not too tall, not too in shape, not too tits, not too experienced, wtf fucking strippers are these already. being old should at least mean you no longer behave like the coy imbecile.
ben_vulpes: https://www.facebook.com/Symbolics-Inc-509092289172342/ << treasure trove
phf: i think soccer moms (and not too young strippers apparently) were going for that annie lennox look
mircea_popescu: that's not 80s hair. THIS is 80s hair https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFQsFmmG_r0lj9dI4dq57VYfgAi-ZpSOVBt594F1URC1E7DteI
phf: i mean they just discovered bowie
mircea_popescu: that may be the worst stripper act i ever saw and wtf is with the lesbo hair.
mircea_popescu: this is totally how i'd run a softwareho sweatshop if i were running one.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-11 04:48 ben_vulpes: at the risk of giving too much of the secret sauce away, first floor of the office surface-level looks like one of those "open plan" offices. except that desks are arranged around the perimeter, with monitors pointed out
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-11#1450000 << install a coupla poles, hire strippers to work in the middle and serve one free drink/hour ; you're made. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: generally speaking, alienation makes untenable socialisation more bearable, which is why alienation is a DEFENSE MECHANISM! so yes, the shittier the job is, the more people want to "work from home". it never occurs to them that the problem isn't going to be solved by "finding the right tweak of the right knob", so they do what they do. as per above discussion of foreskin pullers. ☟︎☟︎
a111: Logged on 2016-04-11 04:47 phf: there's nothing that makes an open office like that an inherently bad idea. i'm sure before it turned into a nasty cost saving fad, a group of people could assemble for a period of time and in such a space so as to successfully deliver. it just that the model now stands for shit jobs, because that's the only jobs easily accessible in failing economies. a shit job is not going to be made better by a wfh
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-11#1449999 << there's something that does : the people involved aren't sexually intimate. yes, slavegirls enjoy working in "open kitchen", often hands in same pot. nevertheless, if you had tried to mix them with their mothers / insufferable siblings etc, watch the fireworks. ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-11#1449984 << that's what http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ is for. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: that right there is cargo cultism at its peach pit core.
mircea_popescu: nothing can ever be wrong with the principle of things. just... gotta do it the RIGHT WAY.
mircea_popescu: it's the other schmucks not pulling on their own foreskin in the exactly right way that barred them from peach pit lovin', you see. nothing wrong with the principle of things.
mircea_popescu: if only you pulled on your foreskin LIKE THIS particular way, the peach pit girlfriend would TOTALLY materialize.
mircea_popescu: very typical of the ambitious twerp to imagine moontrip by own breech pulling is JUST THIS ONE TWEAK AWAY
a111: Logged on 2016-04-11 04:00 punkman: a lot of it is from the fucking recruiters spamming everywhere with imagined job descriptions
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-11#1449953 << word. nfi when bois figured "the way to carrie" is to "be a recruiter" instead of w/e the fuck those schmucks in friends/cheers/whatevers are. "designers" or "writers" or whatnot. ☝︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: will no doubt show up later and "young fool that sounds like the most miserable thing", and yes. we are young fools.
ben_vulpes: no screaming in the office, generally save that for the hill
adlai suddenly satoris republican humor as well! thx phf
phf: there's a difference between "when we rich we get individual offices" and "we all scream together in a giant room, because we're happening right now"
ben_vulpes: can't afford individual cubes for everyone, 'tis the best design we came up with.
ben_vulpes: benefits: a) privacy. only the desk next to a given desk can really see what's on the screen. b) gotta be intentional about conversations, look around the monitors at each other.
adlai: sounds like a microchip,of the square millipede persuasion
ben_vulpes: at the risk of giving too much of the secret sauce away, first floor of the office surface-level looks like one of those "open plan" offices. except that desks are arranged around the perimeter, with monitors pointed out ☟︎☟︎
phf: there's nothing that makes an open office like that an inherently bad idea. i'm sure before it turned into a nasty cost saving fad, a group of people could assemble for a period of time and in such a space so as to successfully deliver. it just that the model now stands for shit jobs, because that's the only jobs easily accessible in failing economies. a shit job is not going to be made better by a wfh ☟︎
adlai tries calculating how much tighter to wind the five remaining strings to compensate for the snapped e
ben_vulpes: but hey, enough like home that the memory should fade one day
ben_vulpes: no kicks this time tho
adlai: gernika: that's just how autodesk was, but it was a pretty cool office. i'd probably kill a family member (no-nuke-o) to work there again.
adlai: BingoBoingo: awesome. timeliness is not the problem, but rather... https://youtu.be/LqQlCOmXuHM?t=55s
adlai is a two-syllable name, and caused himself great suffering to utter that joke out loud
adlai: asciilifeform: as i just said (to my dad!), "every time i open my mouth, i add-a-lie to the world"
asciilifeform: phrase on everybody's lips was 'Quand je serai lancé'. As it turned out, nobody was 'lancé', the slump descended like another Ice Age, the cosmopolitan mob of artists vanished, and the huge Montparnasse cafés which only ten years ago were filled till the small hours by hordes of shrieking poseurs have turned into darkened tombs in which there are not even any ghosts.'
asciilifeform: twenties there were as many as 30,000 painters in Paris, most of them impostors. The populace had grown so hardened to artists that gruff-voiced lesbians in corduroy breeches and young men in Grecian or medieval costume could walk the streets without attracting a glance, and along the Seine banks Notre Dame it was almost impossible to pick one's way between the sketching-stools. It was the age of dark horses and neglected genii; the
asciilifeform: see also orwell's proverbial 'During the boom years, when dollars were plentiful and the exchange-value of the franc was low, Paris was invaded by such a swarm of artists, writers, students, dilettanti, sight-seers, debauchees, and plain idlers as the world has probably never seen. In some quarters of the town the so-called artists must actually have outnumbered the working population — indeed, it has been reckoned that in the late
asciilifeform: but i dun need a flat in a motherfucking tower with no dishwasher for 5k/mo, for anything.
phf: what? san francisco is awesome, it's just it was ruined by the tech scene
asciilifeform: i turned down a bunch of work from that city
gernika: I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
asciilifeform: and not sure i want to
gernika: this is to work in san francisco
asciilifeform never set foot in such a thing
asciilifeform: srsly this exists ?
gernika: no cubes even - just tables in medium sized rooms, sometimes staring cooworkers in the face the entire day.
gernika: or commuting to do it in such a hellspace
gernika: that said, I no longer have to put up with the absurdity of doing that same work in an open office.
gernika: asciilifeform: I have telecommuted since 2013 - mostly for friends doing work that tends to trigger teeth kicking behavior, however.
BingoBoingo: <adlai> BingoBoingo: how about that btc diff adjustment beat, is it still open? << yes, if you can submit them in a timely manner
asciilifeform: but this is so far not entirely different from 'need unicorn that is precisely 11 ft tall'
asciilifeform: at this point i would do pretty much anything so long as it pays the bills and is 100% tele
punkman: /me looks for telecommuting jobs once in a while
punkman: a lot of it is from the fucking recruiters spamming everywhere with imagined job descriptions ☟︎
a111: Logged on 2016-04-11 03:41 adlai: mod6: protip: next time you're interviewing, mention that commutes are a dealbreaker.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-09 16:14 asciilifeform ON A MOTHERFUKING SATURDAY yet ANOTHER phone interview with folks who ~lied~ in advertisement re telecommute
mod6: anyway, yeah, need to find new wfh gig
mod6: in oct the place i was at which was wfh pretty much 90% of the time went under. found a life-raft at the current place.
adlai: mod6: protip: next time you're interviewing, mention that commutes are a dealbreaker. ☟︎
mod6: asciilifeform: ya, cool. i need one too - I miss wfh everyday. hard commuting every damn day.
adlai queues that for the qntra sparknotes column
phf: BingoBoingo: there's a su science finction novel, "a billion years before the end of the world", where an astrophysicist on a verge of discovery is plagued with random events that disrupt his work. so after some trials and tribulations he and his friends realize that universe exists in a sort of entropic equilibrium that creates an active counter balance to rational intervention
adlai: BingoBoingo: how about that btc diff adjustment beat, is it still open?
BingoBoingo: phf: I'm pretty sure if someone attempts that an avatar of physics becomes incarnate, personally finds the person doing that and delivers a swift kick in the crotch.
phf: now need to record the printing of http://www.amandaghassaei.com/projects/3D_printed_record/
adlai: at least satoshi is keeping the price appropriate
deedbot-: [Qntra] 3D Printed Objects Are A New Frontier For Enterprising Pirates Thanks To Reverse Engineering From Audio - http://qntra.net/2016/04/3d-printed-objects-are-a-new-frontier-for-enterprising-pirates-thanks-to-reverse-engineering-from-audio/
adlai is listening to: Metallica - The Memory Remains (4:43)
a111: Logged on 2016-04-11 02:27 mod6: asciilifeform: are you lookin for a wfh job then or what's the deal there?
adlai: shinohai: the lolz are that people generate keys using computers out of their physical control... or even, using computers at all
mod6: asciilifeform: are you lookin for a wfh job then or what's the deal there? ☟︎
mod6: took a chance on that bare metal img. nb!
phf: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/02/meet-the-bughunters-the-hackers-in-india-protecting-your-facebook-profile is here to produce an angry twitch in alf