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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in order for above to hold true, N must have equal 'mass' to M
mircea_popescu: and these trivially have any roots you wish them to have if you parametrize N
mircea_popescu: now in principle if P, Q are the encrypted chunks, (P/Q)^(1/(N-1)) and (Q/P)^(1/(N-1)) yields the message.
asciilifeform: but it'll have to be a) something you can actually do repeatably on a digital computer + b) based on some reasonably compact hardness assumption
mircea_popescu: right. which is what i'm saying : if you're into ditching snake oil, you'll have to come to equations.
mircea_popescu: that's what aes did to try and escape "oh it's just maff", "fine we'll implement control structures".
mircea_popescu: just saying, it's going to be either equations or else... "boxes" or wtf.
asciilifeform: numerically manipulating irrationals is not any more algebraic than diddling pi.
asciilifeform: this is similar to 'encrypting' using offsets into pi.
asciilifeform: as an a,b,c triplet of integers ?
mircea_popescu: the idea being that in principle there should exist a set a b c so as to turn any encrypted text into ~any text you wish it to be
mircea_popescu: select a, b and c and take N=(a + sqrt(b)) / c so that N > 1 ; N < 2. for any message M, deflate, crc and split it up in two fragments a b so that neither is larger than 2/3 of M ; to encrypt calculate a^N*b ; b^N*a and pass those.
mircea_popescu: "well... all my friends are gone...i'm so lonely... listen, why don't you bring them back to me ?"
mircea_popescu: finally, rapper's turn. "what about you ?"
mircea_popescu: so you know, one goes back to moscow, the other goes back to wherever the fuck
mircea_popescu: "why you're so dumb i'd be loath to separate you from humanity. here, say where you each wanna go and i'll take you there, as an act of mercy (for you)".
mircea_popescu: and the genie's all "of all the dumb fucks wandering in here ever since the injuns figured out how to half'n'half a buffalo, you're easiest the dumbest fucks"
mircea_popescu: so a coupla hours later they're fucking stranded, and about to die, when this genie shows up
mircea_popescu: except they're all old and inept and ineffectual, they take this "suv" that's really running on a qcw-50 engine and take no water and whatever.
mircea_popescu: and eventually they decide to go for a ride in the desert
mircea_popescu: so they keep you know, fucking around, telling each other stories from back in their respective days
mircea_popescu: there's an ex-kgb ex-plutocrat dude ; there's an ex-yale ex-vc dude ; there's this dude used to run arms for rice in somalia ; and finally there's a rapper dude.
mircea_popescu: so there's a bunch of various people gangsta as fuck at the poker room of this casino of this retirement community that had originally been built in what was a us state but meanwhile was lost in some desert.
a111: Logged on 2016-06-06 04:56 BingoBoingo: or boy, not knowing he had said something wrong, answered, “With Tampax, you can swim, ski, sky dive, horseback ride and play any sport you want.”
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-06#1477591 << you know the one with the loudmouths in the desert ? ☝︎
jurov: on another day, from a discussion whether one should come home to moscow: ну да. Баня, шашлык, фистинг
asciilifeform: i have nfi what is interesting re the linked piece
jurov: no i have some russians on fb that do.. some stuff they dredge up is so funny
asciilifeform: lel does jurov regularly read trashy ru tabloidz ??
deedbot: [Qntra] Africa Travel Entrepreneur Arrested - http://qntra.net/2016/06/africa-travel-entrepreneur-arrested/
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/PxH
asciilifeform: 'Blackburn's lawsuit accuses Oracle management of pushing her to "fit square data into round holes" to make Oracle's cloud services' results look better. She alleges that her bosses instructed her to add millions of dollars of accruals for expected business "with no concrete or foreseeable billing to support the numbers."'
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/oracle-whistleblower-suit-raises-questions-over-cloud-accounting-n586276 << possible qntralulz
shinohai: And ... i got banned for making > 20 requests to browser.bitcoin.io
asciilifeform: 'This will create a real full node in your browser: your browser will connect to the p2p network and do all of the block verification/serving.' << l0l suuuure. ☟︎
trinque: Please do not abuse the ws->tcp proxy. << what could go wrong
shinohai: http://bcoin.io/browser.html <<< ridiculous app of the day
deedbot: [Qntra] VK Falls To Peace - http://qntra.net/2016/06/vk-falls-to-peace/
shinohai: Wonder if he has ever sued a hooker from clist because her snatch wasn't tight enough.
asciilifeform: ages. Most, according to court records, involve online sales and transactions.'
asciilifeform: 0 in 2009. With shipping and other costs, the total was less than $75, according to court records. The printer's buyer was Gersh Zavodnik, a 54-year-old Indianapolis man known to many in the legal community as a frequent lawsuit filer who also represents himself in court. The Indiana Supreme Court said the "prolific, abusive litigant" has brought dozens of lawsuits against individuals and businesses, often asking for astronomical dam
asciilifeform: 'What the 66-year-old Massachusetts man didn't know then is that he would spend the next 6 ½ years embroiled in a complicated and confusing legal dispute in Indiana over that printer, which, according to its buyer, was broken. He would find himself liable for about $30,000 in damages. He would pay a lawyer at least $12,000 in his battle to escape the legal mess. And it all started with a piece of hardware he sold online for about $4
asciilifeform: 'Federal agents planted hidden microphones and conducted secret video surveillance at Alameda County’s Rene C. Davidson Courthouse for ten months, despite having no court warrant. The surveillance operation was part of an investigation into alleged bid rigging at foreclosed property auctions where thousands of houses and apartment buildings were sold by banks.'
asciilifeform: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soorlp << lulz re appelbaum thread
BingoBoingo: Domain khanacademy.org banned from Qntra comments due to egregious spam
jurov: I need the account name, and whether it should be transferred there automatically from now on.
gernika: jurov: ok. will be a bit. I'm currently in the process of vomiting out copious amounts of Rails code.
jurov: Yes. just pgp sign the text "I agree." ☟︎
gernika: jurov: thx. I have an account on coinbr.com. Would that be the best way?
shinohai: ty jurov
jurov: Qntra shares distributed. gernika: do you know how to get them?
asciilifeform: perhaps not unrelatedly, cryptome appears to be down.
asciilifeform: one obvious possibility is that he had second thoughts re pushing the tor chumpatron.
asciilifeform: ( nobody executes an asset just for the hell of it. )
asciilifeform: imho the only interesting mystery here is what it was, that was so loathesome, that even appelbaum refused to do it and had sentence of shitburial carried out. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Of course this is a credibility washing exercise. Why do you think they stack the coincidences so high? To build suspicion!
asciilifeform: and, what, his shithub key just 'happened' to leak, this piece was planted therein, usgarchive.org just 'happened' to cache the page right before deleted, etc. ?
asciilifeform: 'Hey there! My name is Jacob Appelbaum. I'm pretty famous for stealing other people's research and putting my own name on it. I also spend a lot of my time pretending to be a badass hacker, but actually I can only barely code. I enjoy using my social capital, influence, and power in order to manipulate other people into getting what I want. From all that, it's pretty clear that I'm awesome! However, in several communities, I'm perhap ☟︎
BingoBoingo: or boy, not knowing he had said something wrong, answered, “With Tampax, you can swim, ski, sky dive, horseback ride and play any sport you want.” ☟︎
BingoBoingo: That was fine with the father, he now had some good choices. Next, he turned to his younger son, who was only eight years old. The boy envied his brother for all the games he could play and all of the sports he could do so well. When asked what he would like, he made one simple request. “I would like a box of Tampax Tampons.” The father was shocked, “What in the world do you want a box of tampons for?” he demanded angrily. The po
BingoBoingo: Some China from the mines: The father sat reflecting on how much joy his two sons brought to him during the year. He decided to buy them both the present of their choice this holiday season. When he asked his older boy what he would like, the son replied, “Oh boy, I would like so many things. Maybe a bicycle, or new skis, or skin diving equipment. I wish I would have them all, but any one would make me happy.”
BingoBoingo: Social media fucks zuck can be te title
BingoBoingo: shinohai: You know a better place to drop that link...
mircea_popescu: there is no such thing ; my head acordions.
a111: Logged on 2016-06-05 21:54 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477486 << you just calm the fuck down and load the problem in head. if it's an actual blocking thing you just naturally stop sleeping until it's resolved ; if not, head goes on into a sub thinking about it ; which will eventually return with the results. this is how most trilema articles are written.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477560 << and if the problem is 5-10% too big for your head? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-05 17:10 asciilifeform: in more interesting nyooz, the tel aviv tempest folks are at it again, http://m.cacm.acm.org/magazines/2016/6/202646-physical-key-extraction-attacks-on-pcs/fulltext
a111: Logged on 2016-06-05 15:58 asciilifeform: what might those be ?
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477486 << you just calm the fuck down and load the problem in head. if it's an actual blocking thing you just naturally stop sleeping until it's resolved ; if not, head goes on into a sub thinking about it ; which will eventually return with the results. this is how most trilema articles are written. ☝︎☟︎
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell asciilifeform Story qntra'd
deedbot: diana_coman rated vtheimpaler 1 << New to Eulora.
diana_coman: $rate vtheimpaler 1 New to Eulora.
diana_coman: $rate vtheimpaler_ 1 New to Eulora.
BingoBoingo: Aha, useful patsy must hang too when milked of useful
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477534 << lel and the moron thought he'd actually collect his reward (what?) for faithfully fellating usg, censoring the docs ☝︎
shinohai: One of the tor project developers.
mircea_popescu: who's that again ?
asciilifeform: and yes, who is not with us - is either against us, or furniture. this is elementary.
a111: Logged on 2015-09-12 21:47 mircea_popescu: http://grothoff.org/christian/grothoff.jpg << this fellow specifically.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: moar lulz from thread, http://btcbase.org/log/2015-09-12#1271821 ☝︎
mod6: ok updated and fixed, thanks asciilifeform
a111: Logged on 2015-09-12 17:13 asciilifeform: 'Unlike BitCoin or cash payments, Taler ensures that governments can easily track their citizen's income and thus collect sales, value-added or income taxes. Taler is thus a currency for the mainstream economy, and not the black market.'
a111: Logged on 2015-09-12 17:11 asciilifeform: in other news, http://taler.net << the usg-approved, built-in-tax-collector-and-stoolie altcoin is finally rolled out.
asciilifeform: jurov, ben_vulpes, et al : old thread : http://btcbase.org/log/2015-09-12#1271350 ☝︎
asciilifeform: well, sure, victim has to unsheath his keyz
ben_vulpes: still gotta trick me into decrypting your payloads
ben_vulpes: "or from 30cm away through a plain mobile phone placed next to the computer" ahaha airgap amirite
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: some java codegen thinger the taler guy wrote a while ago
a111: Logged on 2016-06-05 05:39 mod6: http://thebitcoin.foundation/tickets/ << files here are being updated four times per hour.
mod6: <+asciilifeform> ;;later tell mod6 http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477259 << the node links all 404 << ah, thanks forgot that i changed the file name ☝︎
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: what's this
ben_vulpes: " The Runabout uses reflection to find visit methods. But instead of invoking the visit methods with reflection, the Runabout uses dynamic code generation to create code at run-time that will invoke the appropriate visit method." grothoff is just full of good ideas
asciilifeform: in more interesting nyooz, the tel aviv tempest folks are at it again, http://m.cacm.acm.org/magazines/2016/6/202646-physical-key-extraction-attacks-on-pcs/fulltext ☟︎
asciilifeform: srsly the sheer lunacy baked into presuming that anyone needs or wants anything of the kind.
asciilifeform: es taxes to be withheld by the state while providing anonymity for Customers.'
asciilifeform: 'We are building an anonymous, taxable payment system using modern cryptography. Customers will use traditional money transfers to send money to a digital Exchange and in return receive (anonymized) digital cash. Customers can use this digital cash to anonymously pay Merchants. Merchants can redeem the digital cash for traditional money at the digital Exchange. As Merchants are not anonymous, they can be taxed, enabling income or sal ☟︎
jurov: GNU Taler 0.0.0
asciilifeform: (mead - inventor of GaAs FET and buncha other useful things)
asciilifeform: he laser was possible. When Townes showed them one in operation, they retreated artfully.'
asciilifeform: every CD player and long distance telephone connection, lasers today are manufactured by the billions. At the heart of laser action is perfect alignment of the crests and troughs of myriad waves of light. Their location and momentum must be theoretically knowable. But this violates the holiest canon of Copenhagen theory: Heisenberg Uncertainty. Bohr and Von Neumann proved to be true believers in Heisenberg's rule. Both denied that t