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asciilifeform: intimidation-by-botched-surveillance (or rumour thereof)
asciilifeform: sometimes click-hiss is the objective though.
asciilifeform: click-hiss
asciilifeform: rather than the 'me battery died in 1/2 hr.' idiocy.
asciilifeform: if bugged cell phones were presided over by Meta-NSA instead of classic nsa, the buggers would store compressed audio and piss it out in bursts when plugged into the mains
asciilifeform: (no pcb needed!)
asciilifeform: http://www.creative-science.org.uk/mobile_LED.html
asciilifeform: more elegant:
asciilifeform: http://rookieelectronics.com/sensor-rf-radiation-detector/
asciilifeform: example:
asciilifeform: would make a good gift for mr. deadbattery
asciilifeform: nubbins`: does anyone still sell those toys that light up when illuminated by GSM nearby?
asciilifeform: misread as 'contest between a bulldog and a couch'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: seems like a trivial problem, ought to have been done 'last year.'
asciilifeform: still waiting to see an 'mpexian' exchange with no www site, operated entirely by coded TX amounts.
asciilifeform: afaik, TX is being recolonized by mexico on schedule, just like CA
asciilifeform: texcoin.
asciilifeform: the original 'geocaching.'
asciilifeform: one day some bored kid will dig through old soviet crap, find a footnote that leads to a working rpg-7 under a mailbox.
asciilifeform: (if only because the fools lost the maps where 'x marks the spot.')
asciilifeform: likewise, most of the buried treasure probably remains buried.
asciilifeform: re: agents: i'd be surprised though, it there is entirely no more 'maintain this derelict shipping container and cafe that nobody goes to and you'll get a little cash in the mail every month'
asciilifeform: (the staples that failed to rust, was, afaik, a real incident)
asciilifeform: the one with the staples? or the black spy?
asciilifeform: but a runaway lets you 'parallel construct' to your heart's delight.
asciilifeform: would surprise me greatly if they hadn't
asciilifeform: they dug up some boobietraps, made a little noise, that was all.
asciilifeform: a couple of runaways spilled the beans, yes
asciilifeform: (the chapter concerned the recruitment of traitors in the west, rather than 'ninjas')
asciilifeform: (from the classic: http://militera.lib.ru/research/suvorov6/08.html)
asciilifeform: life, far from other people, and is by profession a forester, fisherman, lighthouse-keeper, security guard or railwayman. In many cases such an agent will be a physical invalid. Spetsnaz is also on the lookout for women with roughly the same characteristics."
asciilifeform: ke this: a man of between fifty-five and sixty-five years of age who has never served in the army, never had access to secret documents, does not carry or own a weapon, knows nothing about hand-to-hand fighting, does not possess any secret equipment and doesn't support the Comunists, does not read the newspapers, was never in the Soviet Union and has never met any Soviet citizens, leads a lonely, introspective
asciilifeform: "If the reader had access to real dossiers on the secret agents of spetsnaz he would be disappointed and probably shocked, because the agents of spetsnaz bear no resemblance to the fine, upstanding, young and handsome heroes of spy films. Soviet military intelligence is looking for an entirely different type of person as a candidate for recruitment. A portrait of an ideal agent for spetsnaz emerges something li
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i was thinking of:
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ?
asciilifeform: which is why the 'perfect dpr' owns no computer, neither do his friends, and is, in fact: a dentist. (whose name we will never learn.)
asciilifeform: 'operative methods,' yes.
asciilifeform: but you set up the muppet theatre 'with the muppets you have, not the muppets you wish you had.'
asciilifeform: certainly not.
asciilifeform: ('Lettre de cachet' for troublemakers)
asciilifeform: 'article 58' of the soviet penal code was also 'law,' used in this exact way.
asciilifeform: 'law' is a distinctly poor description of the mechanism at work here
asciilifeform: the 'eternally noobile' are almost a species unto themselves.
asciilifeform: (herr moldbug sort of tried this, half-heartedly)
asciilifeform: bonus points for anybody who can crap out a scripting language where all valid proggys are chantable.
asciilifeform: or was that here in the channel
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: recall your essay on 'the cost of linux' ?
asciilifeform: when do we get 'microshit coin' ?
asciilifeform: aha. plenty of yellow mud left at Butugichag for these folks.
asciilifeform: pederasts.txt ?
asciilifeform: for extra fee, will pump (and dump) automagically...
asciilifeform: or, for the techno-trendiness points, 'mkponzi'
asciilifeform: 'ponzigen.com' ?
asciilifeform: they'll use that online 'alcoin generator', as soon as it gets a '100% premined' ticky-box in the menu.
asciilifeform: they'll simply 'repay' their chumps in 'goxcoin', as soon as mr. k gets gcc working on his box. ☟︎
asciilifeform: pwned in the sense of certain people taking home astronomically-improbable winnings
asciilifeform: (if i recall, they fed their PRNG tx id for a seed)
asciilifeform: the otherwise-inconsequential 'tx id' shenanigans: is that how satoshidice was pwned?
asciilifeform: ocular in place of laptop screen.
asciilifeform: nubbins`: could be made to work. 'chording keyboard' in the handlebars.
asciilifeform: any 'teledildonics' experts here? what's the state-of-the-art in exercise-powered diddling machines
asciilifeform: eventually the ball will go out of fashion, and they will move to those treadmill-plus-laptop gadgets or somesuch.
asciilifeform: i imagine it came out of somewhere quasi-rational, sure. but it seems to have this other purpose now, as well.
asciilifeform: wonder if andreesen horowitz (or whoever) actually issues those balls...
asciilifeform: that rubber ball isn't a medical cure, it's a 'silicon valley' fucktard inc. 'dog whistle' signal.
asciilifeform: 'expertSexchange'
asciilifeform: complete with master keys (bonus if hidden), artificial infusions of fiat to pump up 'value', collaboration with governments...
asciilifeform: if these folks had half a brain, they'd be pushing the 'altscam to rule them all' about now.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the 'bitcoin magazine' gang?
asciilifeform: it is quite odd that gox never rolled out 'goxcoin'
asciilifeform: puzzle: why is gox not involved with alt-scams? i thought this was 'mandatory' for Fucktard Finance Inc. now.
asciilifeform: can't wait to see what other 'bugs' in the protocol 'must be fixed!' before 'our children and the homeland are safe'
asciilifeform: once Fucktard Finance, Inc. cranks one out
asciilifeform: prediction: a 'new, exciting' replacement, similar to gox circa 2012, will be inserted in its place
asciilifeform: so 'gox == btc' is still being farted out by Fucktard Press
asciilifeform: hence the precaution, explained to all newcomers, of ignoring absolute scores and looking at the 'who'
asciilifeform: the wot as we have it now is perfectly sybil-able
asciilifeform: (anyone can download the history and re-tally the scores.)
asciilifeform: the 'trivial solution' would be, somewhat obviously: everybody pgp-signs all wot ops, and people simply mirror the results
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: certainly not. which is why i was somewhat surprised to hear of it
asciilifeform: distributable != distributed
asciilifeform: did someone actually explain how one might build a working 'distributed wot' or merely insisted that it must be done?
asciilifeform: besides, they needn't travel far. chinese will 'convert them to rabbits and squirrels' for hatters.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: pack the skins in a crate?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: a tad bit late for the js miner then.
asciilifeform: (and if some joker already hooked up the asics, it'd be pointless)
asciilifeform: i'd do it myself but i'm up to my neck in strange.
asciilifeform: from '09 (?)
asciilifeform: somebody should dredge up that old javascript miner.
asciilifeform: pet wife reading this seems to agree
asciilifeform: esp. if they used funnel.
asciilifeform: drowning sounds more like it
asciilifeform: http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/LeaFun.shtml
asciilifeform: am i the only one who thought of conan doyle's 'the leather funnel' after reading that ?
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-PZVrWvJM0&list=RDMReV9dkAVhY
asciilifeform: strike that
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MReV9dkAVhY
asciilifeform: or even something in the style of that 'nazi donald duck' cartoon.
asciilifeform: i can picture it already.
asciilifeform: action, so costly.