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mircea_popescu: (i couldn't make this shit up)
mircea_popescu: i dun think it can be practically conveyed just how ghetto these schmucks actually are.
mircea_popescu: great pair of tits on her, and that's about it.
mircea_popescu: the salient points being that "she's only 22", that "she's grown up - before, she'd jump into a bed just as soon as being kicked out of another, but now she even rented her first departamento", that "her ex isn't going to breach the restraining order, and that time when he beat her in the club it was a month after the first such order expired" and finally that her mother "also suffered amorouslyt with a lot of men"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo in other lulz, i reviewed over coffee the TWELVE PAGE ad some local tv beauty / whore took out for herself.
mircea_popescu: in fairness, argentina is very... how shall we put this so it respects their soberania... very precociously ejaculatory. for the first ten minutes or so, an encounter with an argentinotard looks like a normal date. after that...
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what's the latest and greatest on the ripping apart of the last kirchner?
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-26: [19:55:52] <asciilifeform> trinque et al : http://www.loper-os.org/pub/g2.jpg << 'gizmo2' board booting up the random crummy linux thing that comes with it.
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160926/#252 << did you take this picture with flashlight under the covers
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you get to vote her for a second term in 2020!
asciilifeform: or does each of the other N-1 idiots get to.
asciilifeform: what happens then, do i get to take'er home as a pet.
asciilifeform: yeah i have nfi where to get the real.
asciilifeform: also to vote for vermin supreme.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform probably just to spy on the land of the brave better.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: lol, to my undying shame i'ma citizen of the lande of the phreee
ben_vulpes: "fuck, buddy, if i ever see the string `PHPSESSID` i /know/ things have gone /completely/ off the rails"
mircea_popescu: you don't understand these things because not a citizen mkay
asciilifeform: greatest seeekrit veepon of the cold wor.
mircea_popescu: the russian hackers made them do it.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: these are the people who are still (afaik) using motherfucking 512-bit rsa INTERNALLY.
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-26: [18:22:34] <ben_vulpes> i understand banks not wanting to email me statements in plaintext, fine, whatever
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160926/#195 << they should email them exactly like i "email" BingoBoingo qntra submissions. wtf already, rsa or you're not a bank.
mircea_popescu: ^H^H^H trick never goes away
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-26: [18:02:46] <asciilifeform> 'When executing a program via the SELinux sandbox, the nonpriv session can escape to the parent session by using the TIOCSTI ioctl to push characters into the terminal's input buffer, allowing an attacker to escape the sandbox.'
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160926/#189 <<< ahhaha that's so adorkable.
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> in other nooz, rip arnold palmer (golf legend, main jack nicklaus rival) << Eh, his death wasn't that unfair http://qntra.net/2016/09/refugee-death-displaces-electoral-noise-from-us-national-conversation-on-eve-of-debate/ ☟︎
thestringpuller: then again I'm not a philosopher, so don't take my word for it
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: i know. the notion of evil existing because good men do nothing seemed to become popular with the muricans during the objectivism movement attributed to rand ☟︎
asciilifeform: trinque et al : http://www.loper-os.org/pub/g2.jpg << 'gizmo2' board booting up the random crummy linux thing that comes with it.
Framedragger: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-02-15#1019438 << my god this is great; and accurate ☝︎
ben_vulpes: oh man that ada piece
asciilifeform: i have nfi where he went. presumably if fella wanted to be found, he'd be found.
asciilifeform: long before the great schism.
Framedragger: i'll take some of that coffee, too
asciilifeform: and all inquiries re the ups'n'downs of private ownership of small jet airplane - straight to mthreat, who (iirc) has a mig.
a111: Logged on 2014-11-26 00:46 asciilifeform: have to understand, jet fighter is not really a complete machine. it is a tentacle of the larger industrial slave empire which produced and employed it.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-26#1548742 << oblig thread >> http://btcbase.org/log/2014-11-26#934786 ☝︎☝︎
asciilifeform: (in that variant it still needs 5v dc over usb plug, but don't try to run two sessions over same probe simultaneously, it will do strange things)
asciilifeform: oh and if you like idapro and got a box with it, you can put the probe on your lan (it'll dhcp) and remote-gdb to it.
asciilifeform: trinque: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/31vhs/?raw=true << this gdb config will get you started. (and yes i will write a proper article at some point)
asciilifeform: trinque: unrelatedly, i forgot to mention in my piece re smartprobe, that you gotta power cycle it after it takes the pill, before it is cured.
asciilifeform: aha trinque yes
asciilifeform: iirc there was a similar, though not as gut-bustingly funny piece on c++.
PeterL: http://bit.csc.lsu.edu/~gb/csc4101/Reading/gigo-1997-04.html << for asciilifeform, the true story behind ada
pete_dushenski: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/active-shooter-situation-sends-cops-houston-strip-mall-n654281 << shooter was lawyer, drove porsche boxster. was 'living the dream' but still 'in hell while everyone else is in heaven' apparently.
pete_dushenski: https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/780383676148350976 << virginian police either can't afford to keep their government motors vehicles running, or want a little more, ahem, privacy when dealing with dem coloured folks.
mod6: <+pete_dushenski> mod6: tested out your new vpatch over the weekend. worked like a charm! << heeey thanks!
pete_dushenski: http://qntra.net/2016/09/random-idiot-accepts-peoples-time-and-work-idiot-turns-around-and-sells-it-for-politics/#comment-71756 << ha i was also wondering wtf pubkey block was doing there.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-26#1548660 << patek philippe was the watchmaker tlp randomly chose from economist advertisement to construct a story about the aspie 14%s that he didn't realise he was so deeply entrenched in, as discussed previously : http://www.contravex.com/2015/11/10/the-danger-of-unchecked-assumptions-or-the-surprising-depths-of-inequality/ ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-09-26 16:33 asciilifeform when riding d.c. metro, often saw ads for, e.g., fighter jet. and always wanted to call in and ask for quote. 'whaddayamean it ain't for sale to the public, there was this ad on the Red Line...'
pete_dushenski: mod6: tested out your new vpatch over the weekend. worked like a charm!
a111: Logged on 2016-09-25 13:25 Framedragger: !~later tell pete_dushenski btw could you update the bots directory so that `!$ hello` means (something like) 'Prints "Hello, world!" and uptime of the bot'? (you can /msg scriba help). gracias.
ben_vulpes: but to make me log into your braindead portal so i can review a 'secure document' telling me that my insurance payment went through?
ben_vulpes: i understand banks not wanting to email me statements in plaintext, fine, whatever
ben_vulpes: man this "secure messaging" horseshit is starting to get out of hand
asciilifeform: 'On the BSDs TIOCSTI has been limited to the superuser since the 4.4BSD Lite 2 release in 1995'
asciilifeform: 'Are there any use cases for TIOCSTI other than producing exploits?'
asciilifeform: pretty lulzy, shortest proof of concept i've yet seen for any of these.
asciilifeform: 'When executing a program via the SELinux sandbox, the nonpriv session can escape to the parent session by using the TIOCSTI ioctl to push characters into the terminal's input buffer, allowing an attacker to escape the sandbox.'
asciilifeform: what, jpeg never happened there ?
mircea_popescu: you should see how contemporaneous egyptian artist renders the female neck and upper back assemblage.
asciilifeform: (not even wholly, as some imagine, a 'seekrit evidence' problem of 'where the fuck am i to get an elephant'. how many of'em could draw a remotely accurate map of the town they live in ??)
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, they heard of it enough to fantasize about.
asciilifeform: like the proverbial 'medieval elephant' paintings, the resemblance to reality will be a purely coincidental thing.
mircea_popescu: like you know, the "european bsdm castles" are still a thing in the vernacular. and probably always will be.
mircea_popescu: the main problem with the bdsm dorks is that they cultivate this bizarre air of mystery and whatnot. rarely do i actually feel inclined to cut through a thing of theirs.
asciilifeform: i was unable to turn up any public mention of such a thing.
asciilifeform: but the microwave box - is quite a well-kept secret
mircea_popescu: or for that matter http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8hfoUyCv1r4vgxqo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: for the same money could run research project into "underground silicone clinics".
asciilifeform: (and from scamatronic. i suspect that the item does not actually exist on the bdsm gear market, though some folks will happily take yer money)
asciilifeform: i suspect it is a raw dr. mengele item, the buggers take particular delight in 'we are here and whatchagonnado about it' etc.
asciilifeform: anyone who is even vaguely aware of the possibility, can learn immediately when the thing is switched on, and from what direction.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i've not investigated it too closely. who the fuck wants technology for this purpose.
asciilifeform: it isn't as if a 100W radio pointed at the victim were a subtle thing.
asciilifeform: i always found the rf-illuminated bug to be a puzzling thing from classical opsec perspective.
ben_vulpes: dsm serves 2 purposes: justification for stuffing kids full of weird corporate-fabbed psychoactives and to discredit enemies of socialism
a111: Logged on 2016-08-07 14:36 asciilifeform: and, incidentally, microwave illuminators for audio bugs, as invented by leo thermen, still in use today worldwide.
asciilifeform: ( http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-07#1516502 << the last, iirc, thread on subj. ) ☝︎
asciilifeform: (and it isn't as if the rf-illuminated bug wasn't a motherfucking ~1950s~ invention by theremin himself, and it isn't as if the basic principle were not in use in every corner shop, every toll booth in usa, etc)
asciilifeform: incidentally i find it quite hilarious that three years after the snowden catalogue leak, the constellation of symptoms of rf bug illuminator victims is still Officially 'schizo' ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: (it isn't, however, that 90GHz doesn't roast a man, it is simply that it does it the old, medieval, outside-in way, rather than the slowly and subtly-lethal inside-out of <=2.4.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: where do the bdsm gear folk get the 90GHz gunn diode ? or lemme guess, they're using konsoomer ~2.4G magnetrons and roasting one another
asciilifeform: it is pretty happy to let the bad literature happen ad infinitum though.
mircea_popescu: anyway. let it be pointed out that reality has specific defenses built in to prevent ~most of what passes for good literature from ever happening.
mircea_popescu: "victim" can spin away in two different directions, so it's at best a 50-50 shot
mircea_popescu: incidentally, this is a mechanical impossibility.
asciilifeform: 'Let us say I suggest you may be human. Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away. I am old, but my hand can drive this needle into your neck before you can escape me.'
trinque: gotta know if they're human!
mircea_popescu: o, you know that's becoming bsdm item ?
trinque: I'd like one of those microwave pain trucks, please.
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-26: [16:33:49] * asciilifeform when riding d.c. metro, often saw ads for, e.g., fighter jet. and always wanted to call in and ask for quote. 'whaddayamean it ain't for sale to the public, there was this ad on the Red Line...'
mircea_popescu: hopefully one day they manage to miniaturize it into a desktop item
mircea_popescu: never before did i realise what they mean by "pellet reactor"
mircea_popescu: but do you have the pellet ? :D
asciilifeform: i don't have a slave galley to manually filter spamolade.
mircea_popescu: nope, "recaptcha" still there.
asciilifeform: aah the clock.
ben_vulpes: ballas thread