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asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: debian worked, but with only one cpu initialized. to be fair, this was a decade ago.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i can't recommend the pa-risc boxes - on account of their rarity, virtually nothing (save the satanic native os) runs 100% of the hardware.
asciilifeform: pankkake: correct
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: afaik it's briefcase-sized.
asciilifeform: said gizmo also comes with various connectors for splicing power into a running box pre-confiscation - for 'warm boot' variant of attack.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: correct. anyone who thinks the aus. gov. can't order the gizmo online like anybody else, should buy my bridge.
asciilifeform: benkay: how does that keep you from going ?
asciilifeform: TomServo: afaik no published academic success against ddr3. does not mean impossible. likewise, not all of the volatile storage in a box equipped with ddr3 is such - sram in cpu cache, disk controller, etc.
asciilifeform: (consult local spookware vendor for cost)
asciilifeform: answer to riddle: cold boot attack is in fact implemented in a commercial police gadget. comes with bottle of spray-on coolant, gizmo with sockets for various types of ram, etc.
asciilifeform: ^ spot the disinfo
asciilifeform: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/05/28/police_at_the_door_hit_the_panic_button
asciilifeform: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/anc/3812193649.html
asciilifeform: ^ definitely not v1 engine. false advertising, hmph
asciilifeform: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/htf/4342035361.html
asciilifeform: decimation: yes indeed. pretty good schoolbook intro.
asciilifeform: (naturally depends on enemy - your mileage may vary)
asciilifeform: folks captured with a burning laptop are liable to get rectothermed on the spot
asciilifeform: there's also opsec value in misleading the enemy into thinking he's captured an intact device.
asciilifeform: (you don't want visible pyrotechnics, smoke, if captured alive. and if you aren't keen on surviving being captured alive, invest in cyanide tooth, not thermite)
asciilifeform: ^ camera bulb mentioned earlier
asciilifeform: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1m6gbN8N71qk01v6o1_500.png
asciilifeform: jurov: the motorcycle fellow in stephenson's 'snow crash', yes
asciilifeform: for stationary setups, the traditional asbestos safe works fine.
asciilifeform: laptop might even be... on your lap - when fired.
asciilifeform: last thing you want, in a false alarm, to set your desk on fire
asciilifeform: joecool: if you know basic glass blowing, you can package it in a neat little bulb - a la the old-style camera flash cartridges.
asciilifeform: joecool: in my experiments, plain old magnesium strip will do - so long as it's attached to an exposed die.
asciilifeform: no time to stuff in bag, in the field.
asciilifeform: laptop with 'grenade' pin probably crossed the mind of everyone who read the dpr/ulbricht papers.
asciilifeform envisions portable ssd with zap wire
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: portable ought to be considered expendable, anyway.
asciilifeform: joecool: this no longer works on current disks (controller firmware stores calibration parameters unique to the platters.)
asciilifeform: i suppose folks with infinite money now use mirrored ssd setups.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the most annoying thing about ssd isn't even the limited burn cycles, but the abrupt and catastrophic failure of controller.
asciilifeform: considering that a gentoo box can take a week to provision, i rather like raid.
asciilifeform: (of continous spin time)
asciilifeform: joecool: samsung 'spinpoint' is good for 2-3 yrs. easy. sadly, no longer made.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it isn't a backup mechanism - one uses raid to keep working when disk croaks, without losing day
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: never heard so much as a squeak of complaint out of my old '3ware'
asciilifeform: essentially everyone i know who gives a damn about retaining whatever bits on his workstation has some form of raid
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it isn't a backup or whatever strategy, it's a 'you can't buy disks that aren't garbage for years now' strategy.
asciilifeform remembers to stuff a new drive in raid rail
asciilifeform: (orlov)
asciilifeform: nge instance of symbiosis.'
asciilifeform: 'If the deer comes out of the forest and walks up to the hunter, it is not proper hunting, and this is not proper con artistry or grift or embezzlement or any other term we use to describe proper works of evil. If the victim, at the sight of the economic predator, goes into doggie submission, we must stop discussing the phenomenon in terms of conflict and consider whether what we are observing might be some stra
asciilifeform: re: webwallets, obligatory:
asciilifeform: somebody still uses webwallets !?!?11
asciilifeform: mentions a mr casares
asciilifeform: (preservatives)
asciilifeform: chetty: i was recently told that many folks over here no longer rot when dead - like saints were once said to.
asciilifeform: chetty: soap ?
asciilifeform: chetty: i thought it was the 'sprechen sie englisch'
asciilifeform: obligatory: http://www.antarctic-circle.org/Shackadvert2.jpg
asciilifeform: as if polar expedition
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: at least one fellow i know thought that going to timis was a daring thing
asciilifeform: volunteer gasenwagen. is it free if it takes > 1/2 hour, like pizza in the old days?
asciilifeform: but no - the morons love to be 'protected' (from self)
asciilifeform: in a sane world, the rat would be found hanging from an overpass, every time.
asciilifeform: that is, works, until the peanut gallery catches on, someone rats it out.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: or the root easter eggs in apple's ios turdware
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: same idea as the famous 'inca gold' tea of the '80s.
asciilifeform: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Art_Spiegelman_-_Maus_(1972)_page_1_panel_3.png
asciilifeform: 'mouseschwitz' (allegedly, actual name used by employees off the record)
asciilifeform waits for black buswagen to disneyland
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: afaik that one's still voluntary.
asciilifeform: nork camp is self-service now?
asciilifeform: last i checked, even the poorest piss-ant city in the world is full of u.s. folks, taking pictures, and much of the time their greatest worry is pick-pocket - and mosquito.
asciilifeform: and how did the idea come about that venturing abroad is a suicidally courageous thing to do for americans ?
asciilifeform: (the machines are sometimes called 'donorcycles' here. drivers routinely end up crunching under oncoming garbage trucks, etc.)
asciilifeform: i'd bet that, paradoxically, riding motorbike is safer in the darien gap than on american streets.
asciilifeform: http://www.darkeye.net/~fredrik/fun/more/hk40k.jpg
asciilifeform still seems to be permitted on airplanes. but remembers road, for the 'dark future of hello kitty.'
asciilifeform: and that the mud stretches of the road are only passable in dry season.
asciilifeform: chetty: if i recall, there is a gap in the road, somewhere in central america, that cannot be crossed by ordinary 4-wheeled motor
asciilifeform: lives somewhere in the 'martian wasteland' central part of country.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo is, if i recall, american
asciilifeform: diametric: from usa.
asciilifeform: diametric: BingoBoingo confessed an interest in going by land.
asciilifeform: guinness recordsman
asciilifeform: chetty: a certain mr. kevin sanders, as i recall
asciilifeform: buy kalash on the way, sell prior to checkpoint?
asciilifeform: so, promised to be an exciting hike.
asciilifeform: last i recall, path from us to ar goes through at least one live fire zone
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: afaik iridium works fine down there
asciilifeform: but that's all post-collapse.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: on the wash. d.c. trains, there are now spammy ads for all kinds of exotic diploma - in 'homeland seekoority!' even.
asciilifeform: elementary!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'll post a pgp turdlet as comment, soon as i'm done destroying some battery holders here (mechanical strength test)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aye. unless i've gone broke & starved by then.
asciilifeform: why buy a dongle.
asciilifeform: i really can't fathom the purpose of buying a mystery meat hardware rng. if you're willing to eat mystery meat, why not use the vlsi turd found in current cpu? ☟︎
asciilifeform: as if it took actual thinking to build a simple analogue rng.
asciilifeform: jurov: death by laziness.
asciilifeform: jurov: how'd i guess.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: it was on his site, last i checked. sorta works.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: he also has an emu for texas instruments lisp machine (one of the handful of firms who licensed the original cadr)
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: parker wrote the cadr emu.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: the code is intimately tied to the hardware (published recently as hand-drawn schematics, then converted to verilog by a mr. brad parker)
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: main discomfort is the very narrow bus (32 bit, incl. type tags)