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asciilifeform: sure.
asciilifeform: (one can buy petrol with them, that's mostly it)
asciilifeform: well, epsilon.
asciilifeform: (other than adding to my usg-jailable liabilities)
asciilifeform: if i were to obtain (fell out of airplane, aha) a crate full of benjies, it would do exactly zero for my situation. ☟︎
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: it isn't a lack-of-broker problem, but an i-live-on-usg-scrip problem
asciilifeform wishes also.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: s.nsa is, in practice thus far, funded by my lunch money.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: you sorta have it reversed
asciilifeform for instance.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-06-2015#1158558 << rly? from where i sit, it appears to be funded by folks willing to work for nothing ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-06-2015#1158532 << i've said it before, and will say it again - au is a usg-owned zoolag where they try out new and bleeding-edge idiocies ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: trinque: 'should cost something' does not mean 'random derp gets to charge'
asciilifeform: ^ not in document, but suggested fix.
asciilifeform: 'Identified mitigations. Load your Nagant, place in mouth, pull trigger.'
asciilifeform: 'cosmic rays' did this.
asciilifeform: yeah 'bug' sure.
asciilifeform: 'Also the JPEG2000 parsing is done within a try-catch that catches all exception. This would allow an attacker to bruteforce his/her way to successful exploitation as the vprintproxy.exe would stay alive even through access violations.' << ahahahahaha.
asciilifeform: nothing prevents us from referencing and zeroing memory prior to the font, as the 32-bit arithmetic will wrap.' << ditto
asciilifeform: 'When extracting a TrueType font from the EMFSPOOL file, TPView.dll will verify the checksum of the font prior to further processing. To do so, it will walk the tables, zero out the padding at the end of a table and checksum the table. In doing so, it will trust the ‘offset’ field of the table record and add it to a pointer to the font buffer. While there is a check to make sure that we don’t go past the end of the font,
asciilifeform: 'The program performs unsafe 32-bit arithmetic, leading to an invalid size check prior to a memcpy() operation, leading to a heap overflow.' << can we plz haz shitgnomes playing 'underhanded c contest' prior to employment? these old idiocies are getting - well - old.
asciilifeform: 'vprintproxy.exe is launched on the Host by vmware-vmx.exe as whichever user started VMware. vmware-vmx.exe and vprintproxy.exe communicate through named pipes. When writing to COM1 in the Guest, the packets will eventually end up in vprintproxy.exe for processing.' <<<< run moar winblows!! (tm)
asciilifeform: guess it is now.
asciilifeform: i forget if this was public or not
asciilifeform: mats: and 'formally proven' properties of generic c - what a lol
asciilifeform: mats: iirc that is one of the lulzfarms that attempts to fuck with bitcoin net for usg
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform bbl
asciilifeform actually considered buying a box on which eulora is playable
asciilifeform: perhaps - this week's the time.
asciilifeform: needs to be cleaned up, tested, posted.
asciilifeform: this is probably when i confess that i have this sitting on my disk already
asciilifeform: and bitcoind will have to be given either a) own external ip, in config or b) ip of irc net to connect to
asciilifeform: nubbins`: if we snip out the 'whatismyip' thing, that becomes the one and only turtle on which the elephants stand
asciilifeform: nubbins`: there is a fallback in there - irc
asciilifeform: these - need to go
asciilifeform: and a few other invocations
asciilifeform: but this leaves the idiot 'whatismyip' thing
asciilifeform: i have a months-old patch on the ml, which got lost among the nuts and bolts, that nukes dns seeds
asciilifeform: and roll out buildroot+bitcoind buildatron
asciilifeform: nubbins`: once this is done, it will be theoretically possible to build uclibc-ized bitcoind
asciilifeform: nubbins`: the next necessary step is the complete excision of dns from bitcoind
asciilifeform: nubbins`: but now we need a fully uclibc-ized bitcoind
asciilifeform: nubbins`: i have buildroot working to my satisfaction. esp. after davout fixed the bug in mke2fs
asciilifeform: so i sorta assumed it was for that.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-06-2015#1158085 << mega-l0l! i think mine was made to feel like shit ☝︎
asciilifeform: incidentally, i assume everyone remembers the usg-sponsored outfit publicly parading their net of sybils (based on 'pseudonode' or something entirely like it. student can write equivalent in an evening)
asciilifeform: https://github.com/basil00/PseudoNode << obligatory. also in log
asciilifeform: ^
asciilifeform: and i think we had more on this in log, yes
asciilifeform: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-February/000046.html
asciilifeform: it is on therealbitcoin ml
asciilifeform: by counting turdation crud as 'node' ?
asciilifeform: <60
asciilifeform: results were depressing
asciilifeform: nubbins`: do you recall my experiment where we estimated how many living nodes ?
asciilifeform: why do you suppose i took precious time to run the orphans experiment
asciilifeform: (with gavincoin pushes as 'elixir' naturally)
asciilifeform: btw i fully expect to see the classical bitcoin net under organized crap flood in near future.
asciilifeform: (all things have inertial mass, is the proximate cause)
asciilifeform: l0l
asciilifeform: 'time is for keeping all things from happening at once' (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: what, the filipinos have to grunt out precisely 1GB of forum commentz ?
asciilifeform: what, precisely, keeps the schmuck from twiddling the constant -now-
asciilifeform: the thing which boggles my mind is, why not yet
asciilifeform: in as far as i can surmise, the 'dept. of accumulating btc for the lizard throne' and 'dept. of breaking btc because wtf 111' co-exist
asciilifeform: well, on one hand, mircea_popescu gets to pick up cheap coin. but on other, can't buy spare reactor for dirigible for 1 btc
asciilifeform: the waterfall also works on everyone. but is expensive to maintain, yes
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-06-2015#1157773 << hey, they did retrofit the price control mechanism (buterin's waterfall) from gold ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-06-2015#1157680 << wai wat. which prisoners ☝︎
asciilifeform unfortunately lacking the link. if anyone turns it up, plz post.
asciilifeform: i often wonder if any period 'castings' of this kind have been turned up by archaeologists.
asciilifeform: there were some good photos of resulting 'castings' also.
asciilifeform: (from own flesh boiling)
asciilifeform: turned out, it's almost certainly steam inhalation
asciilifeform: by testing with cattle carcass
asciilifeform: speaking of counterfeiters, i once read a fascinating bio paper where folks determined the actual cause of death of 'drink molten lead'
asciilifeform: medieval counterfeiters, famously, got to drink molten lead (or sometimes, for showmanship, gold...) when caught. modern ones will one day be drowned in buckets of inkjet ?
asciilifeform: l0l
asciilifeform: interesting mainly on account of 'usg gets to slip code blobs into consumer appliances' thing
asciilifeform: http://seeingyellow.com ☟︎
asciilifeform: nubbins`: does yours have the evil usg yellow dots ?
asciilifeform: nubbins`: these are found only in colour laser
asciilifeform: hence how colour laser printer ends up sold 'per pound' as surplus scrap
asciilifeform: nubbins`: turns out, they do.
asciilifeform: nubbins`: aha
asciilifeform: a kind of conveyor, page-width, made from unobtainium
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: for which no chinese version, afaik, exists
asciilifeform: nubbins`: in the colour laser, the expensive proprietary crud is the 'transfer belt'
asciilifeform: and eventually will have to be thrown out and bought again - who wants to buy four colours of toner
asciilifeform: it works, but leads to decadence 'hmm, this code ought to have syntax colouring, let's print that'
asciilifeform like a fool, picked up a surplus colour laser printer a couplea weeks ago. twentybux or so
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the printing per se worked. but sometimes the plastic would come right off the page when you fondled it.
asciilifeform does not like liquid printers
asciilifeform: now, if 'wrong' granule size, or melting point, life of printer owner does become 'interesting'
asciilifeform: it is picked up by a rubber roller and deposited on selenium drum electrostatically
asciilifeform: 'toner' in laser printer is pulverized plastic
asciilifeform: heads?!