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asciilifeform: mod6: i must confess that i never once actually used 'doxygen' for anything. but saw the page linked yesterday, and it (at least if viewed in graphical www browser) does some nifty things, like unraveling class inheritances
asciilifeform: replaced with 'pet' (who, yes, may have pulled a borgia on poor old master. but quietly)
asciilifeform: yezhov's was a complicated matter. in the sense that he wasn't 100% 'pet', showed signs of being willing and able to bite stalin. so had to go.
asciilifeform: why would prof. lysenko here get desperate unless the cheques start bouncing ?
asciilifeform: can the roof keep out the rain ?
asciilifeform: not trying to frame this as a calamity, but as a force of nature
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the only reason the usg-tronic 'department of fucking with bitcoin' is even theoretically of interest is that the machine isn't perfect. has some rust, sand in gears (as discussed, e.g., yesterday, re: mempool etc.) in effect there is a $maxint bounty by hitler for anyone who can demonstrably amplify the hiccups.
asciilifeform: depends what means 'any bearing'
asciilifeform: the figure of lizardhitler in this affair was never disguised in earnest. he simply wore the traditional kabuki mask, pro forma
asciilifeform: the thing's a rogue's gallery of buterin, the 'ripple' folks, a 'law prof' devoted to digging up precedent for 'regulating cryptocurrency', etc.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/on-the-elaine-shi-and-andrew-miller-scam-ring/#comment-114627 << what line did they cross? if you read the guest speaker list linked a few lines back, it becomes clear that they are doing the will of His Reptilian Majesty
asciilifeform: why would a fly think that meat in the sun 'needs' anything other than some fly eggs ?
asciilifeform: they know what they're doing.
asciilifeform: these are educated pseudoscientists, not 'tardstalk' denizens
asciilifeform: with shame i admit that i not only took degree there, but was employed for a spell under the same roof ('umiacs') with these mega-heroes.
asciilifeform: i bet the ee labs are already providing gratis fab & debug service for those
asciilifeform: not like there is any shortage of these.
asciilifeform: (who will it be? gavin?)
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: they will have to feature some other scammer next semester
asciilifeform: http://trilema.com/2015/on-the-elaine-shi-and-andrew-miller-scam-ring/#comment-114626
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu probably read this speaker list, and understands why the dean of umd will not call the two 'heroes' to the carpet.
asciilifeform: http://www.cyber.umd.edu/events/cryptocurrency-hotshots << l0l!
asciilifeform: 'Feb 16: 10:30am AVW 4172 !! Guest Lecture by Vitalik Buterin, founder of Ethereum.' << can't believe i missed this lulzfest that happened half hour's walk from my house.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-06-2015#1177373 << >> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=24-06-2015#1173884 ☝︎☝︎
asciilifeform: l0l
asciilifeform: cazalla: in usa, police is where you call to have the sidewalk hosed and corpses removed
asciilifeform: http://en.shram.kiev.ua/img/work/ekzoticheskie-patroni/olded_1394382635_resize.jpg << win
asciilifeform: 'ugh wash that thing will ya'
asciilifeform: (gunpowder-actuated piston)
asciilifeform: something like the 'captive bolt' thing used in slaughterhouses would also work
asciilifeform: e.g., http://en.shram.kiev.ua/img/work/ekzoticheskie-patroni/wpid_je3gc13pxc_1394451845_resize.jpg
asciilifeform: http://en.shram.kiev.ua/work/ekzoticheskie-patroni.shtml << small arms oddities
asciilifeform: back to the little pistol - i often wonder what is the shortest barrel that's still good for 'last round you save for yourself'
asciilifeform ashamed of his degree
asciilifeform: http://www.cs.umd.edu/~elaine/teaching/cryptocurrency/cryptocurrency.html << '20% Ethereum project'
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: iirc my father competed with the 'mcm'
asciilifeform: can't see what else it could be good for
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: that little pistol is for what, using one's last round for self ?
asciilifeform: it is not clear that there were ever 6000 pogos..
asciilifeform: but not an entirely bad experimental design
asciilifeform: grantsmanship.
asciilifeform: big one
asciilifeform: http://cs.umd.edu/projects/coinscope/coinscope.pdf << somewhat interesting
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: typical.
asciilifeform: found - nothing
asciilifeform: was looking for precisely the code
asciilifeform: (in u.s. academia)
asciilifeform: punkman: mega-sponsor of just about everything one might think of
asciilifeform: http://www.cs.umd.edu/~amiller << and before anyone asks, no, i don't know this fella
asciilifeform: ~6000 sim nodes
asciilifeform: specifically was done to simulate orphan spam.
asciilifeform: https://eprint.iacr.org/2015/469.pdf << fairly lulzy article. describes method of running arbitrarily many bitcoind on one box, simulated planet.
asciilifeform: it's a somewhat spiffier incarnation of jurov's thing at http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source
asciilifeform: https://dev.visucore.com/bitcoin/doxygen/walletmodel_8h_source.html << example, in use by enemy ☟︎
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes, mod6, jurov: anyone try 'doxygen' proggy for therealbitcoin source ?
asciilifeform: i can barely believe there are still folks using nodes with the alert crap in them
asciilifeform: not certain if it covers the earlier link entirely
asciilifeform: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/10/20_a-summary-of-changes-to-bitcoin-since-0321.html
asciilifeform: i think ben_vulpes had a summary
asciilifeform: it will be interesting to set the 'misbehaviour' triggers for the orphans crud to max once we have a respectably-complete network of therealbitcoin nodes.
asciilifeform: there will be a place where men 'speak like men,' and another, very different place, where monkeys are free to throw own shit at one another all day long.
asciilifeform: ultimately, the matter will be settled using the algo described earlier today by mircea_popescu:
asciilifeform: phoundationd
asciilifeform: wtf is 'UnattainiumV2:0.9.4.2'
asciilifeform: considering that it wasn't even a hash
asciilifeform: decimation: the old 32-bit id (bottom of modulus) you can generate as many as you like right now..
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60 << obligatory
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: duck&cover! (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: https://code.google.com/p/go/issues/detail?id=7241 << lulzy bug
asciilifeform: though they'd work quite well in the car. as seat covers.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-06-2015#1176919 << you'd want those in your house ?! ☝︎
asciilifeform: run moar winblowz.
asciilifeform: blow as much glass as you like. leave? nope.
asciilifeform: when they sat all the glassblowers down in an island
asciilifeform: but in venice. late 13th c.
asciilifeform: invented, incidentally, nowhere near ru
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-06-2015#1176909 << шаражка only makes sense if you have a korolev to put in it. ☝︎
asciilifeform: we never removed them from the wild.
asciilifeform: perhaps 'hunt' is wrong term
asciilifeform absorbed first gibblets of .ro during a tour of duty as professional sp4mz0r hunter
asciilifeform: l0l!
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-06-2015#1176915 << yes!! ☝︎
asciilifeform: and the arse hymen.
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: 3 btc?!
asciilifeform: lulzy.
asciilifeform: 'This effort didn't go very far at first, because Monsanto's marketing department reported that the only color customers wanted was red. Customers used red displays for calculators, so their only concern was getting cheaper LEDs. Marketing never considered other LED applications. Its conclusion that red was the only color wanted may have stemmed from asking the wrong question or asking the wrong people.'
asciilifeform: forget cpu. try led.
asciilifeform: when do ~we~ make led ?
asciilifeform: http://www.datamath.org/Display/Monsanto.htm
asciilifeform: among the first!
asciilifeform: phun phakt: http://www.decadecounter.com/vta/articleview.php?item=529 << monsanto made... led.
asciilifeform: taken with the usual grain of strychnine with which one eats american academe, this is applicable
asciilifeform: as in, pull down a curtain and literally 'it vanished'
asciilifeform: in particular, how they will decide that what they cannot see, for whatever reason, isn't there
asciilifeform: i remember a course i had to do at uni, where we were shown various results re: the misconceptions about mechanics common among small children.
asciilifeform: can get my asteroid - for phree.
asciilifeform: some of these are even spiffier than the idiot numbers game because i don't have to pay for the ticket!11
asciilifeform: the do-i-get-hit-by-asteroid lottery, etc