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asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1369394 << this is what 'will is everything' looks like - a mental asylum, half full of provocateur stooges, half - of diagnosable imbeciles ☝︎
asciilifeform: maybe not
asciilifeform: ;;seen smickles
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1369476 << somebody with an 's' name, i think... smickles ?? ☝︎
asciilifeform: with possible exception of folks whose gen was stolen and haven't gotten around to buying a new one yet
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2016#1369510 << they are ubiquitous where i live. i think literally everybody, other than flat-dwellers, has one ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2016#1369522 << btw, i've actually been in this comical situation, on more than one occasion ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2016#1369542 << there was a v mirror ?!! wut? ☝︎
asciilifeform: grows ten more.
asciilifeform: so it loses a sub-whisker now and again. doesn't even notice.
asciilifeform: and it is an iron cockroach, and quite indifferent to poison.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2016#1369526 << there is only one Great Cockroach, and all of these folks are merely fuzz upon its antennae. ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2016#1369573 << is somebody gonna write a full 'v' treatise ? ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2016#1369678 << pet loves scratchy ☝︎
asciilifeform recently changed professions in a direction that probably brings them a little nearer
asciilifeform: and i bet they are already hatched, somewhere.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2016#1369687 << i think i only paid enough for pirannhas ☝︎
asciilifeform: (scytale ?)
asciilifeform: in unrelated nyooz, i just came back from a party thrown by $firm, at a kind of cryptological theme park. and one of the riddles involved a skytale.
asciilifeform: etc...
asciilifeform: 2. Establishes that any smartphone manufactured after January 1, 2016 and sold or leased in New York must be capable of being decrypted by itsmanufacturer 3. Establishes the penalty to those who knowingly sell or lease smartphones that cannot be decrypted or unlocked by the manufacturer, andprovides that sellers and lessors are prohibited from passing any portion of penalty costs on to customers.
asciilifeform: 'Justice Department officials have said that if the new systems work as advertised, they will make it virtually impossible to solve some cases,as the companies have promised customers the equivalent of a house that can't be searched, or a car trunk that could never be opened.'
asciilifeform: best of all,
asciilifeform: are announcing to criminals, 'use this device.''
asciilifeform: of encryption and anonymizing technology to conceal contraband materials and disguise their locations. Andrew Weissmann, a former FBI general counsel, has publically called the use of such encryption technology outrageous. According to his analysis, even a judge's decision that there is probable cause tosuspect a crime has been committed won't get Apple or Google to help retrieve potential evidence. In essence these companies
asciilifeform: 'Recent technological advances have the potential to greatly embolden online criminals, providing new methods for abusers to avoid detection. The United States Attorney General, the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and others have severely criticized the efforts of smartphone manufacturers to keep evidence immune from lawful process. Criticism, however, is not enough. In some cases, perpetrators take advantage
asciilifeform: 'Relates to the manufacture and sale of smartphones on and after January 1, 2016 that are capable of being decrypted and unlocked by the manufacturer or its operating system provider.'
asciilifeform: who knew.
asciilifeform: turns out ny is the mecca of clipperchipdom,
asciilifeform: http://assembly.state.ny.us/leg/?default_fld=&bn=A08093&term=2015&Summary=Y&Actions=Y&Votes=Y&Memo=Y&Text=Y
asciilifeform: in other nyoooz,
asciilifeform: what cruelty..
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes makes women program ipNoje ?
asciilifeform: neato
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: staff consists of pretty gurlz ? hm ok
asciilifeform: the kind that rolls around
asciilifeform: buy one of those robots with camera and lcd ?
asciilifeform: why does ben_vulpes even need to ~go~ to his office
asciilifeform: l0l
asciilifeform: (in my zimbabwe we do, but tunnels have spotty reception)
asciilifeform: don't they have gsm modems in the zimbabwe where you live ?
asciilifeform: it's an hour+ of train
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: aha why the fuq not
asciilifeform: is there a magic door to surrender into ?
asciilifeform: what would that ~look~ like ??!
asciilifeform: re: surrender,
asciilifeform: so i didn't finish, train went in tunnel,
asciilifeform off to spend every waking hour away from anything he cares about to make things he wouldn't use on a broken platform...
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1369090 << i've been doing this since '07, publicly. but as mircea_popescu points out, memento mori (tm), there is little time, and i have been doing other things ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1369063 << ben_vulpes and i had the honour. we went for coffee, and chetty took us to a park on the outskirts of town where we fed little parrots ☝︎
asciilifeform exists, possibly, to make ben_vulpes look sane
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1369091 << guess he'll have to stop pgping on that minitel console... ☝︎
asciilifeform: ;;later tell kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2016#1368380 << makes sense, i suspected this ☝︎
asciilifeform patiently waits for mircea_popescu post concerning http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368925 ☝︎
asciilifeform: ^ and those swarms were properly computed, even
asciilifeform: phf: more famous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bTqWsVqyzE
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368944 << i'll leave it to gabriel_laddel, adlai, et al, i've not the time or energy. ☝︎
asciilifeform takes off hat
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368925 << !! ☝︎
asciilifeform just notices:
asciilifeform: and no sign of such a thing being buildable
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368919 << because there is no standard hardware platform. ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368908 << 'give si fab and then we talk' ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368906 << forget gpu, there is not a usefully lispified driver for ANYTHING ELSE in x86 hardware ! and for reasons that have to do with how the idiot architecture is built (can i haz atomic lisp operation? no, because interrupts on x86. i wasted most of a decade on this) ☝︎
asciilifeform: do i have to chew it into small pieces ?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368904 << is the concept of impedance-mismatch-with-os unclear to mircea_popescu ? ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: and could not have been anything else
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368898 << lisp in '95-05 is roughly where ru was in '90s - laments and vodka ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368893 << this is demonstrably false, and wtf, 'power rangers', smbx had a 100% lispified 3d accelerator in the '80s. ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368888 << define away. who will produce ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368884 << no shit, the braindamaged opengl thing had not been yet conceived of then ☝︎
asciilifeform: and opengl is a heathen thing anyway, because there is no documented gpu.
asciilifeform: but WHY?!!
asciilifeform: yes, you could.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2016#1368871 << this makes roughly as much sense as 'cobol in lisp' ☝︎
asciilifeform bbl, must meet the party's five-year plan
asciilifeform: go sail atlantic with pi.
asciilifeform: ~on account of notation~, yes.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: neither had effective long division.
asciilifeform: i get it, there is a fashion in the derp army of going around and 'i'm a visual thinker!11111'. this changes nothing. there are napoleons in your local loony bin, does not change the historic fact of napoleon.
asciilifeform: until some folks broke free of the must-verbalize crapolade.
asciilifeform: and most cultures were mathematically zeroes.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: alphabet != 26 idiot letters
asciilifeform: i wouldn't buy an ascii-art edition of feynman.
asciilifeform: BUT if the product was any good, it always got redone and typeset properly
asciilifeform: incidentally, serious researchers often ended up doing the selectric-to-web-press thing, on account of sheer hurry
asciilifeform: as many poor profs did
asciilifeform: he had the option of typesetting on a 'selectric' and having that go straight to press
asciilifeform: but note that he did not try 'let's use only ascii for all of mathematics'
asciilifeform: and yes, explained the basics, he was a teacher !
asciilifeform: feynman used standard mathematical notation.
asciilifeform: me - no. gauss - motherfucking yes.
asciilifeform: but go and draw a hilbert space.
asciilifeform: no symbol because the greeks were not averse to actually drawing the triangle.
asciilifeform: they were not trying to build 5,000-story towers!
asciilifeform: and yes, we know that it worked for the greeks.
asciilifeform: pythagor ?
asciilifeform: did not see any reason to read beyond this.
asciilifeform: 'CRYPTO_SECRETBOX is a combination of poly1305 (MAC) and xsalsa20 (stream cipher) that is used to encrypt the URCLINE. The taia96n label, CMD, and random bytes are used as the NONCE, and the secret key is chosen prior to encryption.'