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mircea_popescu: i could even write a perl script to do it...
davout: mircea_popescu: i haven't been using apache for a long long while, but maybe mod_remoteip does what you want, override the source IP by some IP it finds in an HTTP header
mircea_popescu: maybe i could reimplement apache in php first! then i could run varnish (reimplemented in php too) in front of it and not lose the ips.
williamdunne: Maybe I'm not remembering what varnish is correctly, but it is a middleware that serves up static HTML instead of asking the server, right?
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: WP Super Cache I think its called, it Caches your HTML and serves that rather than rendering on each load
ascii_field: dignork: we knew. which is why i banned ipv6 in my home, and press for its permanent exclusion from therealbitcoin
mircea_popescu: dignork o, i'd believe.
mircea_popescu: i thouht it's just off you know, as i happened to look at it. but no, they have blogposts about it
mircea_popescu: i am not surprised.
mircea_popescu: the most insulting thing is that while the wisdom seems to be "eh, change the code", there does not exist a master list where you know, all the code dependencies are nicely cross-referenced, so i can just go "fuckup-php for-the-ip-poroxy-issue"
mircea_popescu: WHAT THE FUCK I AM GOING TO BURN
mircea_popescu: ascii_field hopefully i get the fetlife femmes pissy enough to combust.
mircea_popescu: and i know this, incidentally, because i have meanwhile learned "vcl"
mircea_popescu: supposedly THIS is why we're wasting all the money on "ip" enforcement : so that i am not in this position where i can say the above.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field the actual sad hell is not this. it is that i will solve it, and that will serve ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
mircea_popescu: as if THAT is what i wanna do.
kakobrekla: <sturles> I think I hve found the reason for the recent spike in sales. Microsoft keeps earning me money. This time their users get infected with Cryptowall 3.0. Explains the many recent purchases of about 500 USD worth in bitcoins.
ascii_field: guess based on samples i collect personally
assbot: Logged on 28-04-2015 13:34:26; mircea_popescu: i am old now, and not so easily entertained.
ascii_field: i can guess - nice round number
ben_vulpes: (how could i?)
williamdunne: I may make 1 btc in the rest of my life
williamdunne: i.e I sell 40% of all my future income for xx btc today ☟︎
davout: i parse that as some variant of btcjam
davout: the latter part being pretty much what i'm asking
williamdunne: davout: I'm writing it because it interesting to do, and I have some ideas it could be useful for
BingoBoingo: ascii_field Ah, You're about the same distance I was from Fergusson
assbot: Logged on 27-04-2015 21:30:23; mircea_popescu: i also had cherisse with maraschino cherries, but thought of ben.
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: pretty much all of the scifi books i've read were by asimov, heinlein, clarke, and... adams.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-04-2015#1113329 << hey what'd i miss here ☝︎
ben_vulpes: i can't speak to ghaddafi's training skills tho
pete_dushenski: can't say i did.
Pierre_Rochard: davout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r7dveDEv-I
mircea_popescu: "I see a lot of people complaining about the horrible stuff looters and rioters are doing in Baltimore. This is what the media wants you to see, this is the negative side. This is being shown over and over to make you forget that a man had his SPINE SEVERED in police custody. So here are 10,000 people peacefully protesting today that no one seems to be talking about."
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/OAvjEta.jpg << ba speaks ?!
mircea_popescu: "Very well, gentlemen, if we must fight, we must, I suppose. But don't rush into danger and then say I gave you no warning. I am more than a match for all of you when I get started. I will give you proofs, and then if my friend here still insists, I will try to accommodate him."
mircea_popescu: I remember an instance of a desperado's contempt for such small game as a private citizen's life. I was taking a late supper in a restaurant one night, with two reporters and a little printer named—Brown, for instance—any name will do. Presently a stranger with a long-tailed coat on came in, and not noticing Brown's hat, which was lying in a chair, sat down on it. Little Brown sprang up and became abusive in a mome
assbot: Logged on 28-04-2015 05:19:01; pete_dushenski: at the very least, i knew it would provide useful fodder for teh contravex cannon ;)
mircea_popescu: i agree with that too.
assbot: Logged on 28-04-2015 03:19:10; ben_vulpes: seriously, because i'm retarded: what is the incentive to keep a tx in the mempool that will be included in a block but not one that won't?
mircea_popescu: i am old now, and not so easily entertained. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i only bother intelligent life forms.
mircea_popescu: i guess time for meatspace for a spell.
mircea_popescu inspects list. fetlife check, alf check, mike check, who am i going to bother and disturb next ?
asciilifeform: again, for the current application, i have no objection to the way it is set up. it won't be issuing launch codes.
mircea_popescu: if you commit to sysadmining it i don't care what you do, you can reos it for all i care.
mircea_popescu: and speaking of which... the great moment ? of yesterday ? and day before yesterday ? did i miss it ?
mircea_popescu: so you know, i can go "hmm... what else did this guy write" and stuff.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-04-2015#1113604 << i can't fucvking believe you actually put a translation you made in a pastebin. ☝︎
kakobrekla: aha i found thing called 'error log'
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i think you can also ssh ?
kakobrekla has no idea how the fck do i diagnose whats wrong in this 'cpanel'
kakobrekla: i am logged in
mircea_popescu: what do i need to do ?
mircea_popescu: am i right, l2 went from 544 to 345 ?
mircea_popescu: mike_c take davout for instance http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/davout/ now if I click on timestamp, i see "Feb. 16, 2015He combats malpidity on the forums." as the penultimate entry, between Jan. 27 and Feb 3, 2011
davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-04-2015#1113117 <<< not what i get in the auto.sh bundled with the release tarball ☝︎
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-04-2015#1113348 <<< pumpkin seeds are not that bad, few pop up now and again in the compost, some in the garden but i find tomato seeds the most problematic, those fuckers pop up by the dozen and i'm always pulling em out ☝︎
pete_dushenski: and here i was, ignorant as the day i was born, thinking that bitgo's stupidity could be summarised with 'multisig' as per http://www.contravex.com/2014/04/09/bitgo-multisig-a-stranger-his-friend-and-you/
pete_dushenski: at the very least, i knew it would provide useful fodder for teh contravex cannon ;) ☟︎
pete_dushenski: when i called my friends up on saturday night, i could barely believe my ears, but went and had a good laugh anyways.
BingoBoingo: I'll throw this out again... Too many White Blood cells is possibru https://i.imgur.com/KsoGPjO.jpg
ben_vulpes: i'm not proposing mempool as persistence layer - even i'm not that braindead
assbot: Logged on 27-04-2015 14:17:33; mircea_popescu: !rate justusranvier -1 I dunno, afaik he's just kinda derpy (see http://trilema.com/2015/what-amused-me-today/ etc) but my WoT hates him now, and so I can't in good conscience keep a meaningless +1, nor do I want to set it to 0 because then it gets deleted. Brb adding footnotes to this rating.
BingoBoingo: Telegrams are not chat. I mean when "STOP" is cheaper than "."
asciilifeform: i use it there.
ben_vulpes: seriously, because i'm retarded: what is the incentive to keep a tx in the mempool that will be included in a block but not one that won't? ☟︎
ben_vulpes: (doods i put 6 new stickie notes in the "pipeline" column of my Wall o' Sales today)
ben_vulpes: i was going to go home and attempt a translation of my own...
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i'm crapping out a rhymetranslation just for you, compadre
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: http://tekst-pesni-tut.ru/song/show/1502138/hor-tureckogo/tekst-pesni-i-perevod-my-druzya-pereletnye-pticy << translation
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: "first the planes, then and only then the women?" << what's the actual quote i'm looking for here >>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACYB1XNs04w << here you go
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "first the planes, then and only then the women?" << what's the actual quote i'm looking for here
Pierre_Rochard: another thing I noted - press conference had only black people speaking. Cops on the ground are mostly white
mircea_popescu: i suppose nobody is laying the 120mn loss at the feet of the idiotic coach ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo can i has short summary as to who the proper nouns are ?
williamdunne: I wonder if it comically flailed about
mats: http://i.imgur.com/NUZ3cSi.jpg
jurov: Iliescu wrote on this blog on Monday that "I would surely have taken another decision'' if he had known what the CIA was doing.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dulap | pronounced: "doo-lap" -noun 1. the soft area of skin between the chin and neck. " Man, I got her dulap so good today at lunch!" by JourneeLee March 14, 2007.
trinque: asciilifeform: naw, if I was setting up 200 of these things, I'd want a process other than manual lever pulling
mircea_popescu: i'd settle for a well documented and judiciously defaulted gentoo. ☟︎
jurov: iirc i broke cpanel as quickly as you did gentoo
asciilifeform: aside from the guilicious dripping braindamage candy of it, i just logged into a www-based (https with self-signed cert) thing that has full control over $box
trinque: I was wondering how long that'd take.
cazalla: <mircea_popescu> yeah, i'd hate frozen shit too. <<< ya, friend of the missus has knocked back freebies from my garden a few times on the basis she "doesn
mircea_popescu: i also had cherisse with maraschino cherries, but thought of ben. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ascii_field i had some crema de almendras and thought of you
mircea_popescu: yeah, i'd hate frozen shit too.
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Wanted to make sure that we're on the same page before doing that. Happy to do a scope like that but first I've done in that level of detail
mircea_popescu: jurov well ok, that's true. but i mean you know, the feet of ungulates are distinct from the feet of palmipedes or w/e
mircea_popescu: $ curl -I http://oi62.tinypic.com/k06paw.jpg
mike_c: and sure, I'll save a copy of the graph. Trivial for anyone to do with right-click, save-as
mircea_popescu: well that's mostly in teh trilema post. i was looking for more of a "use X thing from Y to do encoding. add Z from K to do M." etc.
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, may I have an eulora account?
williamdunne: I have an existing account there, and easy to drag and drop it over. What is a better option?
jurov: so to be sure trustlist.txt is okay i need to come to irc and intercourse with assbot?
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: how the hell would i know what it costs
mircea_popescu: i guess.
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: for all i know, the entire purpose of that report was to make the offender go underwater and prevent proper forensic work