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asciilifeform: (i wrote to a few)
asciilifeform: even the various so-called 'independent' 'security blogger' types won't touch phuctor
asciilifeform: the 'neverhappened' curtain is airtight
asciilifeform: i dun get it, what does either of these 'have to lose'
asciilifeform: or simply differing approaches. 'problem' posed: 'someone shat in my garden.' hn algo: 'burn with flamethrower, shoot witnesses' reddit algo: 'empty honeywagon on top of it, have whole platoon drop trou and take a shit in turn on it for good measure'
asciilifeform: different strokes, for different folkz or sumthing
asciilifeform: going strong, however, on tarditt, with buncha shannonized pinoy comments
asciilifeform: impressive endurance record.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aaaaaaaaaaand it's 'flagged' (gone) on hn.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-01#1474766 << see also thread. ☝︎
asciilifeform: i, for one, do not care how many degrees, and from what rotten institutions, such a swindler has.
asciilifeform: ergo, the folks offering said 'equivalence' has same credibility as, e.g., 'herbal viagra' spammers
asciilifeform: or, for that matter, for ANY cryptosystem other than vernam.
asciilifeform: the claim of equivalence is wholly spurious because no difficulty proof of whatever kind exists for either system.
asciilifeform: one of these bargains is that you cannot build a career as a university academic with 'use rsa, kthx, bye'
asciilifeform: djb is respectable and talented, but labours under certain faustian bargains as part of his employ.
asciilifeform: fabio__: the cryptographic side of the question is two-pronged. there is a set of 1) questionable actors making 2) questionable claims (e.g., of equivalence of n-bit ecc with m-bit rsa, n<m) with zero public substantiation
asciilifeform: $up fabio__
asciilifeform: 'Despite a great deal of mathematical work in this field, there is still no general theory of cryptography, Blaze posited. He called this “one of the dirty secrets of cryptography.”'
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i was speaking of the 'fromphuctor's.
asciilifeform: do their cocks also work this way ?
asciilifeform: $up fromphuctor
asciilifeform: it counts as 'stfu terrorist'
asciilifeform: 'Not every wiretap request is granted. Only 313 federal wiretaps were installed in 2014, far fewer than the number requested, Landau pointed out. Each one costs the federal government about $41,000, most of which is spent on “minimization”—that is, someone to monitor the wiretap and assess its content.' << lulzy: the universal dragnet thing dun count, evidently, as 'wiretap'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: lel, as per https://genealogy.math.ndsu.nodak.edu
asciilifeform: was ~readable until early '07 or so.
asciilifeform: it opened, iirc, in '05.
asciilifeform: i have pretty much nfi what happened after 2008 or so.
asciilifeform: ~decade ago.
asciilifeform: and every third article was about broken common lisps etc
asciilifeform: it dates to the days when dinosaurs walked, when reddit was ~readable
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: the mold in my old bathroom begged to differ
asciilifeform: or with slime mold ?
asciilifeform: can chat with amoeba ?
asciilifeform: would have to grow a central nervous system first, neh ?
asciilifeform: 'hitler/sauron can go on doing his thing in his mother's basement, what do we care'
asciilifeform: very british/tolkienian view, this
asciilifeform: it can only be read to him by other folks, in the only language he understands.
asciilifeform: the reading that suggests great inca is not sovereign over earth, fire, air and water, is never the preferred reading, no
asciilifeform: 'ya wouldn't wanna end up in one BY ACCIDENT WOULDJA'
asciilifeform: 'support escrow or risk COKE MACHINE!1111'
asciilifeform: e purposefully, but it is also possible for someone to genuinely forget it, and this is left to a judge to decide. If “failure to decrypt your device” leads to indefinite jail time, Kerr asked, is that an outcome we are willing to accept?' << mega-l0l
asciilifeform: 'Given the difficulty of opening a post-iOS 8 phone or a similarly protected device, investigators are now forced to turn to other methods. Kerr pointed to a case in the Third Circuit Court of Appeals of a former police officer allegedly dealing in child pornography who would not divulge his computer passcode; he is currently being detained with no clear end date. Kerr noted that it is quite possible for someone to withhold a passcod
asciilifeform: ^ in case anyone ever had whatever doubt as to the meaning and purpose of multisigification of whatever sort.
asciilifeform: spoiler: in the massive turd, usg functionaries propose to rebrand ye olde key escrow as 'multisig' and mandate! 'k of n' !
asciilifeform: ^ pity i missed this party
asciilifeform: 'The Workshop on Encryption and Mechanisms for Authorized Government Access to Plaintext was convened on June 23-24, 2016, in Washington, D.C., under the auspices of the Computer Science and Telecommunications Board of the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine. The workshop was sponsored by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI). ... The meeting was open to the public.'
asciilifeform: ...[bunch of other sad folk snipped]'
asciilifeform: - Dan Boneh, Stanford University
asciilifeform: 'We wish to thank the following individuals for their review of these workshop proceedings:
asciilifeform: ( original at http://cryptome.org/2016/08/nap-encryption-gov-access.pdf if anyone gives half a shit )
asciilifeform: ^ u.s. academy of sciences, whored out, fucked in openings sov academy did not even ~have~ drilled
asciilifeform: in other lulz, 'Exploring Encryption and Potential Mechanisms for Authorized Government Access to Plaintext: Proceedings of a Workshop.' Anne Johnson, Emily Grumbling, and Jon Eisenberg, Rapporteurs. THE NATIONAL ACADEMIES PRESS 500 Fifth Street, NW Washington, DC 20001 This activity was supported by the Office of the Director for National Intelligence, under Contract.... ☟︎
asciilifeform: RECOVER!!!!1111
asciilifeform: ^ lelz
asciilifeform: '1. Take site offline and work on ensuring everything is secure. 2. communicate to users 3. contact chain analytic companies and authorities about the hack and trace the funds, look at ways to recover the funds. 4. Investigate exactly what happened to ensure that we're still not vulnerable. 5. Work on getting the site back up and running.'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: illustrations to winnie pooh.
asciilifeform: should've laid off the whiskey.
asciilifeform: jaundice, cirrhosis, i say.
asciilifeform: http://hitgid.com/images/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BF%D1%83%D1%85-1.jpg << ru ; https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3c/ec/56/3cec563b4162de9d91d064a027388d9c.jpg << usa
asciilifeform: (the correct brown? or the jaundiced disney yellow)
asciilifeform: it is almost as good a test as what colour winnie pooh is, in a given country
asciilifeform: but ported to, say, spanish, long ago
asciilifeform: e.g., it was, last i knew, ~wholly absent from ru sphere
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that thing is almost a litmus test for anglo penetration
asciilifeform: i watched a few min, it was a snore, turned off
asciilifeform: http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2016/08/furious-sheep.html << orlol suggests vote-by-rng.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-02#1513152 << already covered in pinoy spew ☝︎
asciilifeform: phf: consider posting.
asciilifeform: lovely thing.
asciilifeform: phf: i rewatched it just a few yrs ago!
asciilifeform: lolk
asciilifeform: every so often i wrestle with the pig, old habit.
asciilifeform: else idiots may get to keep their coinz
asciilifeform: and to be encouraged.
asciilifeform: aaalso apparently multisig is really a beautiful thing
asciilifeform: 'evening mod6
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12213968 << further lelz
asciilifeform: iirc wilde didn't even fuck chix
asciilifeform: how much woman is in a wilde ?
asciilifeform: hm yes.
asciilifeform: lel. how many litres is that
asciilifeform: tru.
asciilifeform: problem ?
asciilifeform: and let's say i propose 'the aristotle' as a unit of tautological circularity.
asciilifeform: maybe phf. i'm not a fan.
asciilifeform: next mircea_popescu will blame gulag on mayakovsky, or wat.
asciilifeform: i do wonder how a boeck is paid - per word? for 'result' ?
asciilifeform: pretty fast.
asciilifeform: aaaaaaaaand it's gone from front pg.
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12213785
asciilifeform: lel boeck replies.
asciilifeform: when the first keys popped.
asciilifeform: it was done last year.
asciilifeform: not YET
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: elaborate ?
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1460657 ☝︎
asciilifeform: within ~2 hrs iirc.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: original phuctor story on that site was manually replaced with 'japanese toilets' link