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ben_vulpes: "dynamically generated pages" but generated in response to a specific HTTP request.
mircea_popescu: " a javascript application that stands on the dom." makes no sense to me.
asciilifeform: there is not, likely, a useful thing to be gained
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you don't. there are no urls, there's a javascript application that stands on the dom. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: yeah, im sure they are. meanwhile i'm buying a baseball bat and separately a rusty nail.
mircea_popescu: fucking bullshit. i can almost fucking hear it, buncha tards thinking they're "corporate officers" sitting around a cheap glue-and-woodchips table finished in plastic going "hey bill... i think we're getting a great deal on this website outsourcing stuff."
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes is "FeatureNotEmplemented();" a magic word in jstardation ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that's a js app not a web page
mircea_popescu: <div class="dropdown-content dropdown-list"> <ul> <li><a ng-click="FeatureNotEmplemented();" href="#">CSV</a></li> <li><a ng-click="FeatureNotEmplemented();" href="#">PDF</a></li>
mircea_popescu: namecheap "upgraded" it's website. and it's been a nightmare ever since. now i can't even get a list of my fucking domains the normal way. but lo and behold... they have an "export as csv".
assbot: 15 results for 'paillier' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=paillier
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 01:24:17; mircea_popescu: https://d19hkjflplfhx2.cloudfront.net/media/about-us/group.jpg << build a more diverse workforce, women still cluster together.
asciilifeform: looks like a possible swap-in for namecheap!
asciilifeform: it's a kind of cryptographolysenkoism aha ☟︎
assbot: 32 results for 'homomorphic' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=homomorphic
mircea_popescu: https://d19hkjflplfhx2.cloudfront.net/media/about-us/group.jpg << build a more diverse workforce, women still cluster together. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes so what'd you have preferred, a notice that "I am watching this spot - if you dump trash here I will shoot you. Here's a pic of the rifle."
mircea_popescu: reminds me of romania to a rather large degree, if off by a century or two.
mircea_popescu: how the god forsaken shithole even got to be a country in the first place, all that war profiteering.
mircea_popescu: last time there was a war the argentines came out of it better than literally everyone else.
trinque: I recall that some "selling point" of the thing was its role as a network node other devices would use
mircea_popescu: you can't run a country on women only.
ben_vulpes: "Earnings will now be hurt by “sharply lower” sales of corporate jets powered by Rolls engines, together with a more sluggish maintenance market both for those aircraft and bigger regional jets"
ben_vulpes: "The newcomer cut full-year forecasts, halted a share buyback and said 2016 numbers would be hurt by slowing sales of engines for smaller aircraft and ships that serve the beleaguered offshore oil industry."
mircea_popescu: <mats> nobody has the stomach to detonate a nuke over al-raqqah << it wouldn't take one. it would take about fifty or so to properly glass the place.
asciilifeform: 'Expertise in any combination of the following cryptographic primitives is desired: private information retrieval, fully homomorphic encryption, pairing- or lattice-based cryptography, multi-party computation, and distributed key management architectures.' -- from a nazi help-wanted ad
BingoBoingo: Round a hundred thought dead in the theater
mats: that would set isis back a few years
mats: nobody has the stomach to detonate a nuke over al-raqqah ☟︎
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> BingoBoingo: could you be persuaded to represent qntra for a voice interview ? << The onus is on them to do the text to voice thing.
assbot: 2 results for 'hateful eight' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=hateful+eight
pete_dushenski: so much for james cameron directing the next b-a flick
mircea_popescu: and if you think i'm paying for some non b-a outlet to have morgan freeman read shit out loud you're off your rocker.
mircea_popescu: o look, phf had my idea, only a minute eartlier.
hdbuck: eh anyway, was quite a bummer, now, im just getting way used to this shit. what a world.
mircea_popescu: tell you what, if it IS a podcast they can do the interview in writing here like sane people, then i'll pay some slut to read my lines out into a mic.
phf: have interview on #b-a, have a dramatic reading version for podcasters
pete_dushenski: they also have a blog so there's that
pete_dushenski: i'm proposing that they come here and, if they so desire, have a voice actor play the role of interviewee for the program ☟︎
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: podcast folks typically expect a voice track, yes. and now that i think about it, i've heard a dozen or so episodes of this one. quite mediocre (shilled for gavin, hearn, et al) but as i recall - quite popular.
mircea_popescu: oh look art that, telegraph doesn't actually load a usable page.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: could you be persuaded to represent qntra for a voice interview ?
pete_dushenski has the sneaking suspicion that he's going to find myself as a guest on podcast. because tmsr doesn't do vocal chords.
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell chetty you game for in an interview re: eulora ? i have a bitcoin-themed podcast who's interested :)
assbot: Beaches, carnivals and cybercrime: a look inside the Brazilian underground - Securelist ... ( http://bit.ly/1NQUJF0 )
jurov: https://securelist.com/analysis/publications/72652/beaches-carnivals-and-cybercrime-a-look-inside-the-brazilian-underground/ <<< the marketplace for alf's exploits :D
BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure "arse monkeys" is now on a requisition form somewhere in fort Meade
BingoBoingo wonders how asciilifeform would handle sudden wealth in the form of 2000 BTC, a 20lb gold dumbell (encased in vinyl for concealment), and a duffel bag full of $20 dollar bills.
mircea_popescu: take a long hot shower secure in the knowledge they won't show up.
assbot: BitBet (S.BBET) October 2015 Statement on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nvn7YJ )
mircea_popescu: that is a vulva.
assbot: Autoblow 2: A Robotic Oral Sex Simulator For Men | Indiegogo ... ( http://bit.ly/1Y9oZOp )
hdbuck: mircea_popescu the future… https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/autoblow-2-a-robotic-oral-sex-simulator-for-men#/
shinohai: "Yik Yak is basically a bathroom stall," <<< <3
funkenstein_: did i mention i'm a slow learner?
mircea_popescu is kinda pleased nobody picked on ho-fficer as a misspelling.
mircea_popescu: unlike the usg, that works a little for itself and the rest for us, i work for us. the whole way.
mircea_popescu: you want the dumbass "community organizers" to run into a group of people who have built natural respect for skill, tested in the field.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it isn't that it is entirely unworkable, but this takes you back to the 18th century, before impact detonator was a thing
asciilifeform: it will roll harmlessly off a tank.
asciilifeform: plastic is a poor choice unless target is stationary (e.g., the glass window of a nazi office).
deedbot-: [Trilema] A Blast From The Past, or, The Molotov Cocktail Guide. This is how you win. - http://trilema.com/2015/a-blast-from-the-past-or-the-molotov-cocktail-guide-this-is-how-you-win/
davout: easier to screw a cap on a plastic bottle tho
punkman: a lot of beer :P
asciilifeform: srsly this is what, three quarters of a century-old tech
mircea_popescu: this is a point.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the other thing is that a good petrol bomb includes a gelling agent
asciilifeform: 'A taser delivers ~10 Joules per hit, a Molotov Cocktail delivers ~270`000 Joules per hit, you do the math.' << mno. mostly heats the air. just like when you burn the same petrol in an engine.
assbot: A Blast From The Past, or, The Molotov Cocktail Guide. This is how you win. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1HMUhkM )
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/a-blast-from-the-past-or-the-molotov-cocktail-guide-this-is-how-you-win/ << anyone wanna spellcheck this ?
assbot: 0 results for 'disinfo recipes' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=disinfo+recipes
mircea_popescu: it's called a "cocktail" IRONICALLY. because yes, people from my place ~~~invented~~~ this "irony" bullshit.
shinohai: I find the orange juice napalm recipe from fight club works nice with a more ignition-friendly 2:1 ratio is used.
thestringpuller: don't think a rioter has thrown a molotov cocktail in the US since rodney king
mircea_popescu: well, ima write a monograph, one minute.
mircea_popescu: i've not seen a single one, wtf is this ?
assbot: 0 results for 'http://www.zdnet.com/article/brazilian-army-gets-hacked/' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zdnet.com%2Farticle%2Fbrazilian-army-gets-hacked%2F
assbot: Logged on 12-11-2015 18:55:36; ben_vulpes: my limited research only turned up a wee bit of acorn based products, mostly asian 'speciality' foods. and i want it milled, not transparent slabs.
assbot: Logged on 12-11-2015 18:55:36; ben_vulpes: my limited research only turned up a wee bit of acorn based products, mostly asian 'speciality' foods. and i want it milled, not transparent slabs.
liquidassets: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-11-2015#1322645 <<talking with a potential client yesterday interested in 10-40 acre pasture land, apparently raising pigs and finishing them on a diet of acorn yields Jamón ibérico, some crazy expensive pork belly product native to southwestern Spain. ☝︎
liquidassets: seemed like I got kicked off for a second ben_vulpes
mircea_popescu: actually this happens a lot.
assbot: Logged on 10-11-2015 22:56:22; mircea_popescu: i only burned a coupla!
liquidassets: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-11-2015#1321520 <MP you are a fucking trip. I lol'd ☝︎
trinque: in this there is truly a psychological elsewhere
assbot: And then you never knew what this was... on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1OHStS0 )
mircea_popescu: and here's wishing you a happy friday the 13th
asciilifeform: ;;later tell ben_vulpes pretty clean for a n00b project! will say more when i get a chance to actually run it.
assbot: How to make money on the Internet while pretending you know what you're talking about and accumulating a legion of mindless followers - for fun and profit! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1InoNBI )
mircea_popescu: see also http://trilema.com/2014/how-to-make-money-on-the-internet-while-pretending-you-know-what-youre-talking-about-and-accumulating-a-legion-of-mindless-followers-for-fun-and-profit/
mircea_popescu: statistically speaking that's a certainty.
mircea_popescu: until such a time you can peddle rumours on your own authority you'll be stuck building up that authority. so first, make a name, second, spend some time doing the job.
mircea_popescu: anyway, listen referredbyqntra, make yourself a wot account, try and write any of these up to a reasonable standard, if you manage they'll prolly get approved.
referredbyqntra: on bitfinex - they lost there principal bank account and now use a taiwan bank account but
assbot: Contact : PGP on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1OHnPZ3 )
referredbyqntra: i have a limited amount of time
referredbyqntra: I have a scoop for you about coinbase, bitfinex and itbit
assbot: Logged on 12-11-2015 18:55:36; ben_vulpes: my limited research only turned up a wee bit of acorn based products, mostly asian 'speciality' foods. and i want it milled, not transparent slabs.
ben_vulpes: i've included some barebones instructions on how to set up a cl for testing, shinohai.
mircea_popescu: i suspect part of the reason it has a problem "sending even one btc" is that the collected capital of its ... customers, shall we call them that, is not much higher than one bitcoin.