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mircea_popescu: zetaboards for the love of fuck. what is wrong with people.
mircea_popescu: shinohai mind joining that bs forum and inviting the guy over, either pm http://s13.zetaboards.com/Crypto/profile/3046920/ or else leave a comment on http://s13.zetaboards.com/Crypto/post/?mode=2&type=2&f=3138&t=7234475&p=8091099&qhash=bb4bd596a5be2ea3eed10a35d11d36cb ?
asciilifeform found the item by digging in re 'what is state of the art in guaranteed-prime-generators', in particular 'does anybody have anything resembling an approach to a provably uniform one'
mircea_popescu: . (Note that this is a direct encryption of plaintext material with the help of RSA and not an encryption of a key for e.g. AES with RSA and afterwards an encryption of the plaintext with AES). Based on this function are the functions rsaencryptplaintexttoct() and rsaencryptbytearraytoct(), which process a user-given plaintext string and byte sequence respectively." << this distinction seems rathger without a difference.
mircea_popescu: "# encrypttoct(): Encrypts a sequence of blocks of constant size of mb bits, on the one side applying the for RSA known method of transformation on the individual blocks, on the other side using certain commonly in symmetric block encryption employed methods, namely plaintext-and-ciphertext- block-chaining (with a pseudo-random IV). A sequence of blocks that stems from the plaintext of the user can thus be encrypted with RSA
knoobie: ehh, will create new nickname, only reason being is this channel seems, one of the more active :P
knoobie: mircea_popescu: that was the first time i have chosen to register with a bot.. :/
mircea_popescu: knoobie make a new name/key and take better care of your life!
knoobie: must have been some serious typo on this pass phrase.. :/ & that was a good read from above
asciilifeform: about as practical as iteration from 1 to sqrt(n).
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not practical, but the guy said "can't"!!1
mircea_popescu: the formula is in the log too, iirc, some logs.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: plugging prng in the place of the rng != deterministic algo in the civilized sense
a111: Logged on 2018-01-08 16:24 asciilifeform: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/mN2NJ/?raw=true << whole thing in 1 .txt , for convenience. includes author's sci.crypt-style philosophizing, which is the linkworthy lul to begin with
jhvh1: shinohai: Ar trebui să lucreze acum
shinohai: !~tr en to ro Should work now
mircea_popescu: shinohai wouldja make it tr instead of "translate" ? i have ancestral memories from vragnaroda's bot
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: the hairstyle resists
mircea_popescu: !~translate ro to en "coafura rezista"
mircea_popescu: !~tr ro to en "coafura rezista"
mircea_popescu: maybe he was just looking for toupee tips.
BingoBoingo: Perhaps the story is truefax and the aides suck?
mircea_popescu: and i ~tried~ to get the top billed zinger ;/ but...
shinohai: If he wanted the Gorilla channel, could have just watched the security tapes from the previous administration .....
mircea_popescu: well, i hope at least they were bonobo or silverback or whichever alt-african-american the pantsuit wanks over.
mircea_popescu: is this more from the "i did not vote for this" NEET channel ?
BingoBoingo: In other fakes: "The fake passage purports to describe a scene from the early days of the Trump presidency in which the new executive expressed frustration that his television didn’t display “the gorilla channel.” When his aides “compiled a number of gorilla documentaries into a makeshift gorilla channel,” the president remained frustrated, insisting that the animals should fight one another. "
BingoBoingo: But also read the linked material
BingoBoingo: Well, then gotta relearn once discovered
mircea_popescu: try that.
knoobie: heh, ill guess it, add some dyslexic typo & hopefully works out..
mircea_popescu: also see the cannonical piece on this subject, http://thewhet.net/2012/11/shall-be-delivered/
mircea_popescu: not without the old one.
mircea_popescu: well, you'll have to make a new name.
knoobie: must have had typo, when i specified it..
mircea_popescu: uh. do you stillo have the old one ?
knoobie: now i got the hang of it, but fucked up on the previous key, can i re-register a new one?
mircea_popescu: knoobie so what's the problem ?
BingoBoingo: Or the girlies aren't taking you on enough walks
mircea_popescu: lobbes the lucky part in all this is that you still fit what you fit a decade ago.
shinohai wonders if he could make a fortune by becoming a pantsuit tailor .....
lobbes once worked with a d00d from Jordan who always complained about the shitty state of tailors in the US
lobbes: Probably could still use some tailoring, but I feel ya with the "Not even sure where to find real taylor in US" sentiment
a111: Logged on 2018-01-09 18:59 shinohai: I still want a nice grey one, but no real tailors in area ... subpar Men's warehouse shit where all the threads fall out of seams.
lobbes: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-01-09#1767686 << I got lucky one time 8 yrs ago; in serious.bsns.school I went  to local Salvation Army, bought grey suit that still fits me perfectly today for.. $10! "Made in Poland" even ☝︎
mircea_popescu: knoobie try your !!up skills.
shinohai: But then I'd have to do some work!
mircea_popescu: shinohai wouldn't it make more sense to say "please contact shinohai "?
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
mircea_popescu: this also is possibly the chan with the largest concentration / most bot work in the history of irc.
mircea_popescu: i can't imagine how the republic would work without.
knoobie: they do but never really had the need for using them...
mircea_popescu: why not ? they save a lot of slavegirl busywork.
mircea_popescu: knoobie give an hour or w/e to get through
shinohai not falling for that again.
shinohai: I still want a nice grey one, but no real tailors in area ... subpar Men's warehouse shit where all the threads fall out of seams. ☟︎
shinohai: lmao trinque
trinque: the things they stuff into poar deedbot's holes
mircea_popescu: we're still searching for the problem.
mircea_popescu: unicode is the solution! ☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-15#1603632 << check out this lulzy sheit. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: knoobie show what you're trying to do here.
BingoBoingo: knoobie: No Spanish? I was going to suggest Montevideo
mircea_popescu: so if i follow the history correctly here, some tranny made a mistake that accidentally exposed some lie they've been telling themselves for a long time, which they couldn't cope with, so they went on the usual pantsuit bender of "trying to find the correct authority figure to whine/lie to", which resulted in some random retired stockbroker relocating to dubai in joining #trilema.
knoobie: BingoBoingo: English, Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian, and some Turkish
trinque: paste the actual whole line you're sending to deedbot here.
knoobie: thing wont register, keep spitting out error unable to import..
knoobie: also run my own VC, just relocating to Monaco/Dubai
mircea_popescu: knoobie pretty cool. so what's the bot trouble ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo meanwhile precious cuntlet coin reached TEN FARTZILLION, so there!
knoobie: heh, used to be a stockbroker/day trader but retired at young age, now finishing it off with BTC :P
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> next you're going to tell me doge isn't the new ether anymore or something! << Hey, touched 2 billion market cap this week!
knoobie: mircea_popescu: we just never seem to see eye to eye on things.. lmao
mircea_popescu: knoobie what did bots did to you ?
shinohai: Doge managed to get itself back up to 100 satoshi .... still less than the 5cents xD
mircea_popescu: next you're going to tell me doge isn't the new ether anymore or something!
mircea_popescu: wait, slock.it is no longer the bees' knees ?!
mircea_popescu: is that 2.25mm shot ?
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> it's fucking easy here, i think place invented birds. << There's good variety here but the only photogenic motherfuckers are the pigeons
shinohai: mod6 would be proud of me, I managed a pair of quail the other weekend when it snowed.
mircea_popescu: if mod6 came by all nonchalant like and was "hey, i shot a 350 lb shrimp today" what i;d expect the steak to taste like would be ~alligator.
shinohai: I did not try, only reptile I have ever consumed was the iguana in Guatemala.
mircea_popescu: i certainly had some aligator steak to certify the fuck with claim.
shinohai: Nah A"American" crocodiles seem to be extremely North of range in Florida, but those weird swamp people love fucking with them.
mircea_popescu has nfi, originally trhought new world "crocodile" poor copy, real crocodile in africa. then it turned out costa rica has actual bona fide crocodylus
shinohai: Now you make me think of it, the crocodiles were just as entertaining to watch as the birds when I was in Florida. My trip was strictly for birds!
mircea_popescu: it's somewhat a pity internet culture settled on "troll" as the mythological beast. crocodile perhaps much better on cool examination.
shinohai: Yup, they sound like a deep huehuehue to me
mircea_popescu 's favourite of the later travelpics is http://trilema.com/2017/il-coccodrillo-amico-delluomo/
mircea_popescu: it's fucking easy here, i think place invented birds.
shinohai: mircea_popescu's bird pics are the best ones though.
mircea_popescu: maybe you just like the blue!
shinohai: ^ one of my favorite trilemas for some reason
mircea_popescu: knoobie http://trilema.com/galati-yachting << guess the location.
mircea_popescu: cuz that's how it parses numbers lol.
jhvh1: Birdman: The operation succeeded.
Birdman: !~later tell trinque why put another 0 in front of .0185?
mircea_popescu: hows teh ada musling coming along ? ☟︎
knoobie: IRCops, trannies and funny shit.. lmao
mircea_popescu: what was that ?