asciilifeform: adlai: he got 'tenured' at one of those prestige farms where usg (via various muppetronics) pays eminent old folk to avoid being dangerous
asciilifeform: adlai: you do know what happened to lamport, right ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i can't speak for others, but i've never even ~heard~ of any of these folk, nor read their spew, until this year.☟︎
asciilifeform: and mircea_popescu , nobody wants this ! any more than they 'want' ringworm.
asciilifeform: 'When people who can’t think logically design large systems, those systems become incomprehensible. And we start thinking of them as biological systems.' -- from lamport's 'The Future of Computing: Logic or Biology' (2003)
asciilifeform: adlai: 'little schemer' by sussman. but again i cannot recommend doing this to just 'friend'
asciilifeform: it won't work on someone you aren't fucking, there will not be the necessary patience.
asciilifeform: it only works in my experience on gurlz
asciilifeform: trinque: nfi where, it is the fastest cl i've personally used, hands-down (hand-massaged certain items in it to beat the shit out of cpp original, even)
asciilifeform: so the thing isn't really automatic, but semi-?
asciilifeform: ewww does your thing call out to openssl?!
asciilifeform: not even, as in phf's case, calling exotic gpg-via-ffi crapola
asciilifeform: sounds like it's just throwing packets
asciilifeform: adlai: i dun think i've ever used anything above 1
asciilifeform: it takes, what, all of 10 or so hrs, pumping via a direct link
asciilifeform: if the node dies, i can bake another.
asciilifeform: fwiw i pretty much always kill -9 it.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if you read the code, you will notice that trb is, at most times of 'very very busy bee', quite unready to react to rpc command because one of the global locks is engaged.
asciilifeform: well, on a list of 'the four seeekrit evidences', stoolies, nsatronics , parallel construction, and ????. So what's ???? ... telepathy? magic 8ball?
asciilifeform: (the latter usually shits out pages-denied count)