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mircea_popescu: i'd have taken "this is a ho" for partial credit.
asciilifeform: http://s4.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20151203&t=2&i=1099434363&w=976&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=LYNXMPEBB201V << achtung! polizei!
asciilifeform: http://s3.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20151202&t=2&i=1099382925&w=976&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=LYNXMPEBB118P << office plankton surrendering
asciilifeform: Racul, broasca şi o ştiucă ... Nu ştiu cine-i vinovat ... << mega-l0l!
mircea_popescu: i dun understand wtf that kazakstan thing is supposed to be. who the fuck cares about their stupid ideas ?
mircea_popescu: i really should read these things whole
shinohai: https://i.imgur.com/0398eu1.jpg
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i dunno about you, but if i google "racul, broasca si o stiuca" the 2nd fucking hit is "about romania" and in general the whole thing's a celebration of romanian-ness.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335536 << frankly i wouldn't give either to a kid anymore than i'd give him a slavegirl. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: apparently it thinks i don't need its services, huh
mircea_popescu: the lulz of that "oldweb.today" thing : i can't click the bnuttons to select a browser.
assbot: Logged on 02-12-2015 20:34:14; jurov: and i don't ask even that, only for browser to manage session without possibility of js mucking in it
asciilifeform: *i don't hate
asciilifeform: (and i think this was in an old thread, so i won't waste space here elaborating)
asciilifeform: i don't have teenagers, or pensioners for that matter,
thestringpuller: i know how much you hate teenagers.
thestringpuller: i see. you poor bastard.
thestringpuller: even if i got multiple job offers I still got bills to pay in the meanwhile!
asciilifeform has gone from the 'omfg how do i pay teh billz' to 'omfg which of these outfits should i sign with' in past week or so
ben_vulpes: I AM BECOME JAVASCRIPT
thestringpuller: but I got bills to pay too
thestringpuller: Ah yes. I encountered this in our infrastructure (we use google cloud)
jurov: http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/53773.gif
punkman: the one time I saw a locksmith work, it was hammer time
asciilifeform: aaaah yeah, i was wondering where the ph0rk w4rz folks went
assbot: Logged on 29-08-2015 05:44:47; phf: (entire perelman archive in djvu http://publ.lib.ru/ARCHIVES/P/PEREL'MAN_Yakov_Isidorovich/_Perel'man_Ya.I..html, probably of interest only for ascii)
asciilifeform: ends: '... which one of them's at fault? / i cannot say! / but that old cart's / still there today!' -- approx.
asciilifeform: possibly because http://www.i-deti.ru/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/uploaded_images/illyustracii_k_basn1_0.jpeg
asciilifeform: i can think of few better gifts -
trinque: I played with BASIC on DOS back in the day; I can think of worse gifts.
thestringpuller: i imagine trinque will buy his son a commodore 64
asciilifeform: other than as a demo of 'turing completeness' for schoolchildren, i can think of no actual use for this
thestringpuller: dude I compiled a C program in javascript?
asciilifeform: (~why~ to do this, is an entirely other question, which i am unable to even begin to apprehend)
trinque: gimme the data and leave me to say what I'll do with it
jurov: and i don't ask even that, only for browser to manage session without possibility of js mucking in it ☟︎
thestringpuller: i'm learning a lot already.
thestringpuller: That's about as far as I can get before it looks egyptian to me.
asciilifeform: 'I can't believe no one ever thought of a way how browser can authenticate a session without giving out secrets to anyone, including javascript.' << pgp ?
jurov: ^ i should think of better way to check if still having voice
shinohai: we lost assbot i think
mircea_popescu: since oh i dunno, the fucking concordat of worms.
jurov: so, i'm to push your shares somewhere, too?
mircea_popescu: jurov qntra shares deposited. (including my batch. i have no idea why i had been doing the splitting, but anyway. no more.)
punkman: http://i.imgur.com/o9VtAlO.jpg
asciilifeform: mirce_popescu et al : if i ever dementia into the 'the hackathons where great work happens' level plz take me behind the shed & shoot. k thx
Duffer1: am i the only one having probs lately w/ freenode?
mircea_popescu: "this makes no sense but i'm going to be insane nevertheless - anything, anything just as long as i stay depersonalized kthx"
mircea_popescu: i rest.
BingoBoingo: "On a personal "hate ramen noodles and tuna" level, I agree. But my good-for-project-good-for-the-world side says the OpenBSD Foundation is more effective at growing the contribution pie and in particular funding the hackathons where great work happens." - Theo De Raadt ☟︎
asciilifeform: it blew me away when i learned that usa, home of the original mega-railroads, was today a rail-backwater like africa
mircea_popescu: not so, i once even posted a totally flat penis in between two acrylic boards
jurov: i had what?
asciilifeform: eh, just when i thought jurov had it licked
pete_dushenski: alas, i have to be off for the eve, cheers gents !
pete_dushenski: not sure i follow...
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/vD3grWb.jpg
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/KdZRj7f.jpg
jurov: i dunno, BOOST_FOREACH can be expanded quite easily, then only the serialization stuff remains, have not looked into that yet
ascii_field: http://i.imgur.com/7CUm3BS.jpg << moar.
ascii_field: because neither pile of shit is ~really~ part of the language (i realize that this has Officially changed. doesn't matter worth a shit in my head)
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-12-2015#1335221 << i've historically had boost and std:: symlinked in my head ☝︎
pete_dushenski: pretty sure shurikens are illegal here, but no reason for nagant not to be, i guess.
ascii_field: BingoBoingo: i was (and still am) at a lost as to what, if anything, he has to do with the derps who took the money
pete_dushenski: "Daniel Boulet, Sherwood Park AB" << heh. sherwood park is a suburb of edmonton. i should go throw eggs at this dude's house.
gribble: Son, I Am Disappoint | Know Your Meme: <http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/son-i-am-disappoint>; Son.. I am Disappoint (song) - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-0dqVpMsgE>; I am disappoint - Encyclopedia Dramatica: <https://encyclopediadramatica.se/I_am_disappoint>
mircea_popescu: ;;google son i am dissapoint
mircea_popescu: it came from "i'm an imbecile and instead of doing good work i'll pretend like google and microshit is paying me"
ascii_field: 'Our Directors are: Ken Westerback, Toronto ON Daniel Boulet, Sherwood Park AB' << i don't see a de raadt
ascii_field: jurov: i vaguely recall there were talks of you folks renting a box somewhere
jurov: i'm curious how will thebitcoinfoundation fare up. so far looks like it will never ever spend anything :D
mircea_popescu: <ascii_field> all i can see is de raadt's 'almost about to work as cashier' thing << and having EARNED it, too.,
mircea_popescu: <ascii_field> and was mircea_popescu's however-many btc for openbsd sent to the phoundation, or to de raadt ? << to whoever they wanted. what do i care.
BingoBoingo: <ascii_field> all i can see is de raadt's 'almost about to work as cashier' thing << YEs
ascii_field: all i can see is de raadt's 'almost about to work as cashier' thing
ascii_field: i'm a bit confused.... where did the $0.5M donated by microshit go ?
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: though my brother laughed when i described it, but would not say moar
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-12-2015#1334846 << i dun think i ever read krebs' thing. ☝︎
jurov: yes, i see it fine
mircea_popescu: god damned it if i wanted 3pt cartouches i'd have learned egyptian
ascii_field: what is this aristotelian claptrap. i can readily describe the exact cause of, say, absence of icicle on the surface of the sun.
ascii_field would much like to live on the planet where they can be safely ignored. yes, i hear it's a nice place, good climate, hot chixx
mircea_popescu: looky : it's not JUST that i can't give less of a shit what the wash-popo writes
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: i'm pretty sure they ~knew~ of it. the ignorance was ~studied indifference~
mircea_popescu: mk, this is a sight i wish to see.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla anyway, redirects re-added. i wouldn't reallty expect them to work, seeing how namecheap, but anyway. im not renewing .bz or .ws because the new registrar doesn't carry them
ascii_field: but i could be mistaken, wasn't fully awake for this mess
assbot: Logged on 01-12-2015 19:48:16; kakobrekla: if its not coming back in a reasonable time i will change it. perhaps mp will clear this up.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-12-2015#1334802 << i have no idea why the namecheap redirect dfoesn't work and i dun really wanna go dig into it. ☝︎
ascii_field: am i thick?
ascii_field: presently i'm not convinced that any computer uses really... wants to live, all that much. wake me up when uranium centrifuge no longer runs winblowz, i might reconsider this theory
ascii_field: --'hi, i'm selling computer that works.' --'does it run msoffice?' --'...' --[click]
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: aha i recall now!
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-12-2015#1334993 << i do sloth, avarice, wrath, and lust. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i went for a checkup and never wanted to fucking leave cca 2013
ben_vulpes: i never got the dental
mircea_popescu: i can't be arsed to read a nyt piece. so what, the pirelli calendar can't compete with internet porn, is going to no longer display nudity ?
ben_vulpes: because i had limited time and was drinking with the asshats all the other days?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i dunno why you'd even consider taking "lessons" from an outfit that has a) < 20 females and b) average age over 20.
mircea_popescu: i am in africa, yes.