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mircea_popescu: but hey, don't look at the paris attack and say "lol, i guess we can dismantle all us secret services". say something else! anything else! how about "o noers, should be giving the slow, inept macfhine more $$$!" ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 13-12-2015 06:46:40; asciilifeform: one day i would like to read a cookbook published by mircea_popescu. which will show the foods not only as they are on the table, but as they are in the stomach, small intestine, large, and onward...
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-12-2015#1342262 << this very strange stupid number games thing. "they've commited a billion they'd never pay and i'll do things i'm never actually doing". мы делаем вид что работаем а государство делает вид что платит нам зарплату for the new soviet generation. ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: one day i would like to read a cookbook published by mircea_popescu. which will show the foods not only as they are on the table, but as they are in the stomach, small intestine, large, and onward... ☟︎
asciilifeform: just when i began to think that mircea_popescu doesn't even go in for that sort
BingoBoingo: "i'd give you a life expectancy of an extra 72 hours" >> https://archive.is/7rXTw
mircea_popescu: what did carter regard as a central element of his legacy, i forget
asciilifeform: ' I drove to my next loop and sobbed aloud as I tried to shove thick magazines through thin, razor-sharp mail slots that made my fingers bleed. I kept crying, from exhaustion and frustration, as I walked through hedges and tree branches. When I finished and arrived at the station, my supervisor asked if I had been crying. I told her my allergies were terrible. Another carrier had already told me to never, ever show them what t
ben_vulpes: tbqh every time i hear about what the wizards are up to it sounds like something from a parallel universe
mircea_popescu: yeah butr i have no idea which
funkenstein_: howdy :) i was just referencing some earlier channel comments on image links
mircea_popescu: <danielpbarron> heh i'm mcguyvering out in the field as i oversee my employee building spicy moss ordinaries << in eulora news, the cotton pickin' is real!
mircea_popescu: "how did you do ?" "i'm confident in my performance".
mircea_popescu: well that i believe is the normal function of the ua government.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> wouldn't you expect gov.cn to be better policed ? << It's not. I've only seen spam links from there.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: re: link, i have always found 'ling chi' interesting. by all indications, the condemned remained alive almost until the very end. this must have taken considerable skill on part of the executioner.
pete_dushenski: i thought there was no 'serious cpu' ;/
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: i guess if oregon doesn't mind "belching smokestacks"
assbot: Logged on 12-12-2015 13:42:05; mircea_popescu: (i did find the answer, a half hour of labour later, and exactly in the "basic science upon the software" sense djikstra was discussing. and i'm betting you don't know either. pos html omfg.)
pete_dushenski: can't say i've watched daniel tosh's stand-up routine, but i'd have high expectations for it.
punkman: daniel tosh is pretty bad but I've only caught the odd youtube featuring him
punkman: can't say I'll ever watch his new "serious" crap though
mircea_popescu: that said, he's squeezed more blood from that rock than anyone i know oif.
mircea_popescu: (i did find the answer, a half hour of labour later, and exactly in the "basic science upon the software" sense djikstra was discussing. and i'm betting you don't know either. pos html omfg.) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> Qntra called it https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CV-Fee1UYAA96fL.png << bullshit story of all time. "oh i was hacked". the faux satoshi has everything in common with the fiat-based wanna-be bitcoin scammer.
assbot: knircky comments on I'm done with bitcoin. Fees are too high. ... ( http://bit.ly/1NonvZJ )
BingoBoingo: * mircea_popescu prepares the 2016 version of the "stop buying" article. << I knew it.
adlai hopes somebody has a Plan around effigy-attributed trb vpatches, because i know enough C++ to swear myself fit to neither generate nor verify that bullshit
adlai: mircea_popescu: did i ever mention one of my meatspace drink buddies who denies that i quote anybody but him when referencing the "problem of too much money"?
adlai: in relevant news, if STRML or anybody else from bitMEX ever shows up, i'd love to eat their fee discounts on managing DPE risk
adlai: that'll be the "shut up and buy" signal, i guess
adlai: alas for i can't stuff the worst ones back into my tendons
adlai: mircea_popescu: i really wish red tape will kill all the stupid ideas dreamt up tonight
adlai: i hear you get least-positive-bignum points on the SAT for this
BingoBoingo: I gathered that French libertard liek rape more than MP. Seriously that brown people should rape all the FN women business is what Obama has to be thinking.
BingoBoingo: I violenced the text until it gave up its salient points.
BingoBoingo: I don't read french.
mircea_popescu: i had no idea BingoBoingo is cajun enough to read french
adlai: pls winkledinks give me my time-btc back, i wish i'd dumped them at the parabolic fulcrum
adlai: there's a lightning network pun in here but i'm too spent to kill the joke. nite, or morning, as the custom may dictate
adlai: it's worth a couple bitcents, wait a while and call me on this bullshit if i'm still around after we've given andreas rastapopoulous his two years
adlai: fwiw (more bullshit not worth deeding) i will pay all my personal profits to date to the L1 who provides the correct conjuring of their extraction from public ticker data
adlai: nah satoshi is some guy in #zennet who thinks i don't understand O(bullshit)
adlai: he at least seems to have bought his voice with money, whereas i seem so far to retain it because the wot finds what i say or do sufficiently profitable or funny
adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=05-10-2015#1292413 << i'd nominate pete himself for this one :P ☝︎
adlai: seriously though, i have logs better worth burning my carpal tunnels over, and they tend to come in parenthesized pairs
asciilifeform: did i miss a tray of lsd being passed around earlier.
adlai: really, if it thinks such a scheme will pass, i invite the sexprs into my neural sandbox
adlai: quite possibly, i'm still waiting for luke to explain/publish his crafty draftings
asciilifeform: i suspect that we'll be seeing some variant of this quite soon
adlai: i'd deed something about passing a paper wallet to the asshole who plot twists by turning around and passing the fucking joint before the atom splits, but my hopes are not enough to collect the donation on that one
trinque: adlai: I saw them live when they were Ott and the All Seeing I.
gribble: I have not seen live.coinbr.com.
shinohai: I'm sorry, if the whole history isn't there then *it isn't bitcoin*
adlai: yeah, i left a positive rating so they know he's good for it
adlai: let idiots lose their own money. jeez. i'm done with this topic, back to my usual bullshit
adlai: as far as i can tell, the only person who mentions hardforking segwit after this idea is your favorite costume artist
adlai: i didn't say pay the guy to break it
asciilifeform: in other despatches from the dept.-of-things-i-had-no-idea-i-needed, http://www.alchemywebsite.com/bookshop/reading_texts_course.html
danielpbarron: from the crypty lulz >> Maybe also using other alts to withdraw your money could work but as I read many people discussed that some alts work, some other don't so I used the same way to get out as I got in via Doge. << rather than get outa dodge it's get out via doge!
BingoBoingo: Oh shit. I gotta go to my meeting. If anyone wants to do this in the next 2 hours it would be appreciated. Otherwise I'll write something up after sobertime.
adlai: yes i've been looping through its tasking facility for months (years?)
mircea_popescu: i don't get this. propane tank has significantly lower potential than gasoline bucket. harder to handle. why bother.
mircea_popescu: i guess huh.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i dun get it... so the news is that some people bought some phones in bunfuck ?
danielpbarron: i guess so huh
danielpbarron: funkenstein_, probably a false church although I don't know that one in particular
funkenstein_: danielpbarron, I'm an ordained minister i'd be happy to marry you remotely
danielpbarron: as someone with zero wives, I don't have much sympathy for the guy who has to take periodic break from sex on account of his whole harem menstruating simultaneously
danielpbarron: so i guess that's sorta a no on hand stuff
danielpbarron: well I'm not part of the "every sperm is sacred" camp
funkenstein_: i guess there's no appeal to logic with fantasy locations transport systems then, surprise surprise
danielpbarron: I'm all for letting kids play outside and getting hurt, and even if that means the weak ones get killed. But to preemptively murder them, before they can even hurt themselves, and for the mother's convenience (when it is her due punishment to have pains in child bearing as per the fall in the garden of eden), is reprehensible.
adlai: i'd rather have hell overrun by the cries of aborted "babies" than the anguish of wasted lives
BingoBoingo: lol, as if I care >> "If you have any Add Blockers installed in your browser, you will not be able to see this page as was intended."
mircea_popescu: check it out, the richest country on earth meets restaurants. "what do you mean, i can tell them what i want and they'll get it for me ?!?!?!"
mircea_popescu: nuddin's hey i don't even use mirc!
kakobrekla: i guess i am
nubbins`: i should make more kimchi
nubbins`: ascii_field i have a friend who's "into" religion (anthro style), has a reproduction of 1st edition gutenberg bible
assbot: Logged on 11-12-2015 16:23:13; mircea_popescu: in honesty i don't think the sort of people still are made today, but you can't imagine the worldending chagrin and sadness of someone who truly loved a print
mircea_popescu: i guess selling bestiality must be hard given that... nobody cares.
adlai: did i say to leave the uncheck unboxed?
fluffypony: so I think it's more to "encourage unity" or something equally stupid
adlai: if i had a cent for each time a new mod asked how to undisable downvotes in custom css, i wouldn't need to open my own quadlemma!
nubbins`: "as a journalist" (username the_daily_decrypt), i am 100% unable to categorize new information as "bullshit" or "worthy"
assbot: As a journalist, it's harder to use /r/bitcoin for story sources when the comment scores are hidden. I used to use the comments for additional information, but now I don't know which have been highly vetted, and which haven't. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1TFCwdq )
nubbins`: i only have like nine of these fuckers left
thestringpuller: i haven't peeled teh casascius coin i bought int 2012
nubbins`: i peeled a casascius coin once, fleeting sense of exhilaration
nubbins`: and i mean the black was still JET fucking black.
nubbins`: i occasionally silkscreen posters for outdoor usage; imagine my pride upon discovering, in late April, a poster I'd adhered to an outdoor pole in early november
nubbins`: but TBF the only things i actually digitally-print end up sandwiched between book covers
mircea_popescu: in honesty i don't think the sort of people still are made today, but you can't imagine the worldending chagrin and sadness of someone who truly loved a print ☟︎
adlai: ok, candidate #2: "I don't know what language it'll be in, but by the time trb prints a code, it'll be with sticks and stones"
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i do mean fresh tho
nubbins`: i don't even have the same parts
adlai: nubbins`: in my chain, "digital print" means i can read it off a node
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-12-2015#1340966 <<< you're pretty much exactly correct, i think. that's how it dies. ☝︎
adlai: ./ http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=11-12-2015#1341173 "am i doin dis rite", or "you keep using that !up, i'm not sure it means what you think it does" ☝︎