asciilifeform: folx can't, evidently, read!

asciilifeform: when i say same thing 3 times !!

asciilifeform: MINUTES

asciilifeform: THREE

asciilifeform: DB DUMP IS THREE MINUTES OF A DAY

asciilifeform: trinque: how many times do i have to say it

asciilifeform: as usual, whenever we ~really~ lean onto something, it crumples into the pile of shit that it was.

asciilifeform: it is the IDIOTIC read locking discussed earlier.

asciilifeform: cpu % load is not the issue.

asciilifeform: correct

asciilifeform: and not going to.

asciilifeform: trinque: i don't have a cluster to 'replicate' this onto.

asciilifeform: 0 !!!

asciilifeform: trinque: do you know what % of my remaining life i want to spend ministering to postgres ?

asciilifeform: trinque: also please recall, the 'db doing the phuctoring' is all of 3 min.

asciilifeform: wtf is that

asciilifeform: but i have presently nfi how!!

asciilifeform: and yes, i'd love for the thing to 'load right away like NORMAL PEOPLE WWWSITES'

asciilifeform: somebody is ☟︎

asciilifeform: y'know, the thing that submits all links to archivator.

asciilifeform: process

asciilifeform: from ARCHIVE

asciilifeform: no!

asciilifeform: but not deedbot.

asciilifeform: caching helped against reddit etc. 'slashdotting'

asciilifeform: (the pages ARE NEW)

asciilifeform: because caching won't help here

asciilifeform: i recommend to exempt it from the usual treatment, trinque et al, until i invent some radically new mechanism for the thing to work on, instead of postgres. ☟︎

asciilifeform: i'm gonna guess that archive.today is mainly storing sad 502s for phuctor.

asciilifeform: ^

asciilifeform: John Doe (the Tester) <testing@mailbolt.com>; << lel

asciilifeform: but it does mean that nobody else gets to read, for a spell.

asciilifeform: not that it doesn't need doing.

asciilifeform: aha

asciilifeform: trinque: btw i learned what hoses the box. it's the mandatory arhive.today'ing

asciilifeform: folx brace yerselves

asciilifeform: aite

asciilifeform: gabriel_laddel_p: and what, idiots send you dead weasels instead of money ?

asciilifeform: gabriel_laddel_p why is your ad crypted

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-31#1594370 << no, it is a peculiar bug, that i will fix as soon as current packet terminates. though strangely enough every single instance of it to date resulted in a validly phuctured (factors smaller than self) modulus eventually ☝︎

asciilifeform: 'Daniel T. Poirot <poirot@jsc.nasa.gov>'

asciilifeform: btw i think it has outpaced deedbot

asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D9225CD339418E5B2A7BC9AAF244AD1C6696D1FC89B5B21EC522385ECC4E9827 << lel

asciilifeform: i am not a wwwist

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: because i wrote it as one

asciilifeform: holy hell

asciilifeform: it is -- for now

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes ^

asciilifeform: pgpdump -i turd.asc

asciilifeform: because sks gave it to us with a revoke cert glued on.

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: gpg does.

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: it doesn't!

asciilifeform: i'll import revokes if i want to , motherfucker

asciilifeform: idiot kochism.

asciilifeform: and! revoked. hence 'invalid'

asciilifeform: ^ key circa 1998, so it claims.

asciilifeform: ^ not a valid gpg key for some reason, though not flipolade.

asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3FE2948410A538AD3196C12643428EEAC6A58584F642220D0E9297A2F49284BD << another similar.

asciilifeform: maybe other one is still churning, in the pipe.

asciilifeform: now ~that~'s strange.

asciilifeform: !#s 1015..

asciilifeform: or nm, not an 8ballism

asciilifeform: nuts.

asciilifeform: !#s furrer

asciilifeform: i still have nfi

asciilifeform: and where was this pop when i first ran 8ball ☟︎

asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/AF624F70EF0E25FEDD7001E618D69D175990E1857E0E1CFA6FB48B9BEA646A41 << who the fuck is that

asciilifeform: for the reasons discussed earlier today.

asciilifeform: d

asciilifeform: thing is utterly hose

asciilifeform: i have nfi who, or why.

asciilifeform: does everyone see what this is?

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-31#1594381 << another oldie wine in new bottle! ☝︎

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-31#1594374 << trololol! ☝︎

asciilifeform: weekly.

asciilifeform: i put classic 8ball back in rotation

asciilifeform: btw if it wasn't obvious,

asciilifeform: 'to-nobody never'

asciilifeform: Nikomu Never << lol!!!

asciilifeform bbl, new tyres

asciilifeform: google 'site:trilema tlp' interestingly returns zip!

asciilifeform: iirc it was also a commentary on a tlp piece.

asciilifeform: something to this effect.

asciilifeform: the one where 'chick is unsure whether she is being used as a woman, or as poke chip in a hidden casino'

asciilifeform: (google is, as usual, unhelpful)

asciilifeform: it was in the piece about 'creepiness'

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: yes! 1s

asciilifeform: (re previous)

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2014-07-30#778096 ☝︎

asciilifeform: aaah

asciilifeform: m3?

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: often i wonder what the remoras are even doing in #t. why can't they read l0gz like normal peoples.

asciilifeform: 'then salt the earth'

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: the actual defense is 'kill'em all'

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: nah

asciilifeform: or at the very least get the disbelievers into that one spot where the old machines work, and shred'em

asciilifeform: the kind with autodestructors

asciilifeform: rather than cannon

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: thing used small rockets, neh ?

asciilifeform: mats: iirc thing ~worked against primitive (17th c.-style, unaimed) handmade orc rockets