⏐︎ 10872
ben_vulpes: aw man now i gotta get my braindamaged clone to happen
ben_vulpes: so i can pump his blood through me
ben_vulpes: repeatedly too
mircea_popescu: so basically, teh lich/vampire mythology is all correct.
ben_vulpes: this would be a good story.
kakobrekla: we are onto mp
ben_vulpes: it works better with close genetic matches
mircea_popescu: better buy up all the cheap venezuelean consuelas before you geriatrics figure it out
mircea_popescu: brb
danielpbarron: "Well, personally I would only marry on the blockchain. Traditional marriage is a big risk – it can destroy people's lives." --Janina Lowisz, AKA "Blockchain Girl"
ben_vulpes: mright
ben_vulpes: tell her to stick it deedbot
ben_vulpes elbows undata
mircea_popescu: http://theintelligentmisogynist.tumblr.com/post/55487275996/this-one-kind-of-reminds-me-of-a-magazine-cover << people that have no actual experience with the matter of women kneeling, and live on the fumes of the fantasy thereof are kinda funny.
assbot: The Intelligent Misogynist: This one kind of reminds me of a magazine cover. ... ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvLNyS )
mircea_popescu: an enchanted land where bursitis isn't a thing and so on.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22917 @ 0.00047132 = 10.8012 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: ain't nobody cooking on their knees, either.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2080 @ 0.00094671 = 1.9692 BTC [+] {10}
ben_vulpes: that's a demerit.
mircea_popescu: maybe, if they were 11 foot tall
mircea_popescu: then other problems
mircea_popescu: and besides... heels!
ben_vulpes: yeah fr srs
ben_vulpes: although wood floors and heels man
ben_vulpes: maybe i should caveat with american "wood" floors
mircea_popescu: what about em ?
davout: they're handlaser carver
jurov: no cuntlaser
mircea_popescu: pee pee pee
davout: ;;buttlasers
gribble: Error: "buttlasers" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: actually, thats an idea : have rails insalled in the flooring, as if for the doors of a walk-in closet, and make the girls wear high heels that are hooked in there
davout: you suck gribleh
mircea_popescu: so they got like a train range.
mircea_popescu: i suppose would work even better with neck chain.
undata is underwhelmed by the notion that a "wallet" should involve a websocket, is likely just going to encrypt a sqlite and do his thing that way
mircea_popescu: adjust length for crawl, knee crawl, walk...
undata: that's the last thing deedbot needs; I've got a free-ish weekend coming up too
undata really wants to just hand raw txns to a finished 0.5.3 fork
ben_vulpes: undata: all you need to do is cook up raw transactions and sign them
ben_vulpes: watch blocks coming in for transactions of relevance to your address, and then request them from btcd
undata: yeah, the thing's going to need to be funded time to time though; I could just hand it a private key and keep track of its balance myself
davout: undata: "is underwhelmed by the notion that a "wallet" should involve a websocket" <<< how do you mean?
undata: this though grows into wallet-y thing which would be nicely decoupled from the client
davout: wallets ought to be decoupled from the client
mircea_popescu: undata that's the idea, all payments leave from the same address.
mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/4a0a2562b229942c7259fc66c56c918c/tumblr_nc3itzJZP41ttwwhwo1_500.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BTc2jy )
davout: .bait
davout: does that thing not work anymore?
davout: ;;bait
gribble: Error: "bait" is not a valid command.
ben_vulpes: for like...
undata: davout: yeah, that is a jab at btcwallet
ben_vulpes: months
undata: mircea_popescu: open slot insert privkey should be simple enough
davout: ben_vulpes: a sad is me
ben_vulpes: a sad were we all
ben_vulpes: but now mircea_popescu does it by hand and with more variety
ben_vulpes: i'm looking forward to anal stretching tomorrow
ben_vulpes: and messy post-hummer faces on monday
ben_vulpes: there's a schedule and everything
mircea_popescu: lmao
ben_vulpes: the tail-buttplugs scheduled for saturday...meh
mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/70784dc9a1c938a7d7c979e693ea7946/tumblr_nia7xmQM0C1rsfdtro1_400.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvPvIA )
ben_vulpes: gosh
ben_vulpes: actually hilariously
ben_vulpes: i was at the nude beach this summer. scads of folks of all ages and sizes parading around, lady v and i stretched out with wine and sammiches on a blanket somewhat away from the hubub. hundred feet or so down the beach i hear this little kid:
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes no bitching at the nude fuck!
ben_vulpes: "EWWW!"
ben_vulpes: "THEY'RE KISSING!"
mircea_popescu: lolwut
ben_vulpes: a real, as mircea_popescu sez, lolwut moment
mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/85095b1c40899f8dfd117f353c23b1ae/tumblr_nhxdiemOJU1tyb4m4o1_500.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvQ19J )
ben_vulpes: (mind you, the girl in question was herself running around nekkid)
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> http://40.media.tumblr.com/85095b1c40899f8dfd117f353c23b1ae/tumblr_nhxdiemOJU1tyb4m4o1_500.jpg < no, fuck you.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvQ45l )
undata: she's right, rubbing food holes? ewwww!
nubbins`: word holes too
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes wait, this was a little girl ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lol. no, fuck her.
undata: nubbins`: I've always thought it ample evidence of there being no god that food and air share one, refuse recreation and procreation another
mircea_popescu: !up psgs
mircea_popescu: undata how's that logic go ?
psgs: Thanks mircea_popescu :)
undata: mircea_popescu: separate hole for air; no choking on food
undata: etc
mircea_popescu: sure. who're you ?
undata: although he could just have a sense of humor
nubbins`: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=877143.0
assbot: circular laser engraver engineering [ Bounty ] ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvRBbt )
nubbins`: ^ for lulz
mircea_popescu: undata if the air and food weren't meeting you couldn't likely speak
mircea_popescu: "I would be willing to offer a negotiable fee or bounty to anyone who could solve this engineering problem."
mircea_popescu: shit, let's do a cold fusion and circle cvadrature bounty on tardstalk!
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: funny thing is, he was trying to solve this problem specifically for Blazedout419's $14,000 piece
nubbins` chuckles
mircea_popescu: tsk
undata: needing to make noise and generally not wanting to duplicate effort makes a fair amount of sense
mircea_popescu: win.
undata: also helps to be able to blow blockage out
undata accepts there is a loving lord
mircea_popescu: just evolutionarily discovered good design
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26555 @ 0.00047552 = 12.6274 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: HEH yep
hanbot: is it really that hard a problem? what if you use a second laser to measure distance and focus the cutter?
danielpbarron: i bet he did the engraving on a disc and cut the B out after
punkman: you need a laser that doesn't just move in cartesian plane, solved problem but expensive
hanbot: it's always a polar "plane" anyway no?
punkman: what is?
hanbot: i imagine what you mean is that the cheapo laser has fixed distance focus. then it would cut on a spheric surface not really a cartesian plane.
hanbot: if it can actually adjust focus distance to make a real plane, then well...it can adjust focus distance.
asciilifeform: jurov: http://btc.yt/lxr/ident?_i=CMerkleBlock << e.g., this, is probably not supposed to happen. (click on identified, finds nothing.)
assbot: HEAD identifier search: CMerkleBlock ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ec17SY )
punkman: hanbot, oic what you mean. I don't know much about lasers, but I think focus adjustment wouldn't help for the vase example.
punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTwJ212lw7s
assbot: DigiRob Laser - The Ultimate 7Axis Robotic Laser Cutting Machine - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvY5Y2 )
hanbot: ianae either.
asciilifeform: laser << can get as many axes as you want to pay for. diametric, iirc, has a 3-axis.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes wait, this was a little girl ? << yeah
ben_vulpes: man i gotta get better at telling stories.
hanbot: maybe she just liked you
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18149 @ 0.00047436 = 8.6092 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you know in retrospect, i don't actually blame the woodcarver idiot. he's just some monkey doing what he should be doing : monkeying.
mircea_popescu: i blame undressen horowitz and paul graham and fucking bill gates. that's who i blame.
mircea_popescu: and a whole shitload of "charity" in africa isn't going towash this off of them. poor monkey is doing what they claiemd he should be doing. fucking frauds.
mircea_popescu: he's exactly their fucking poster child : politically aware, rhetorically prepared, ready to lie and fake it all the way.
mircea_popescu: lol totally ben_vulpes hanbot has it : the little nubbin was angling for your ass.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes, mod6, jurov, mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/mFytet5 << that thing.
assbot: test - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ec4OrB )
mircea_popescu: all worx?
asciilifeform: object on right hand side of photograph is plastic lid (why??? ask them, not me. with it on, the device looks precisely like the non-sata version.)
asciilifeform: presently backing up the original contents, to restore later (why? so can test auto-diddler that pumps in everything in one go.)
asciilifeform: it still remains to be answered, what these are for.
asciilifeform: i.e. is user expecting an interface of some kind? or just running a node for the warm emotions
mircea_popescu: running node for the purpose of having nodes on the network.
asciilifeform: and how is he to know that the machine is working ?
mircea_popescu: he's not really to care.
mircea_popescu: also, http://40.media.tumblr.com/fddf10ed4a676651a63064e3c5b80db0/tumblr_nidztehhTw1sn5nr5o2_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ec5oph )
asciilifeform: well, what if trivial malfunction (frayed cable, or he forgot to forward port 8333 or whatnot)
asciilifeform: recall that we snipped upnp.
asciilifeform: i'd suggest sticking a simple status display (blocks synched, connection count) on port 80.
asciilifeform: (on lan, naturally)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah, because guy knows the ip and can just check if a node answers there
mircea_popescu: if not, throw out unit get new one.
asciilifeform: he may want to know if the disk has filled.
mircea_popescu: can pull it out.
asciilifeform: sure.
asciilifeform: so we just want a simple brutal beast of 0.5.3-on-a-unix-box ?
mircea_popescu: pretty much.
jurov: asciilifeform: fixed, CMerkleBlock isn't supposed to be in 0.5.3 but i have put there newer cpp files by mistake
mircea_popescu: dude don't mix the shitstrands
asciilifeform: jurov: seems entirely dead now
jurov: O.o
asciilifeform: jurov: click on any of the sources.
jurov: irc.cpp does not exist but others work
asciilifeform: half what i'm seeing is a link to nowhere
asciilifeform: but yeah, main.cpp works
mircea_popescu: nighty!
jurov: drat, i'll redo it anyway
jurov: this amazon caching really adds another dimension to everything
danielpbarron: !up B007
xanthyos: !up danielpbarron
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21889 @ 0.00046953 = 10.2775 BTC [-] {2}
danielpbarron stabs xanthyos
decimation: asciilifeform: what kind of buses are available on your pogo board? and is it the "pogoplug mobile"?
asciilifeform: decimation: pogo-v4-a3-01
asciilifeform: decimation: under top cover, usb port (usb2?) and sata (2.5 inch laptop drive.) on rear end, two usb3 ports and 1 Gbit ethernet, and dc in (12 volt.)
asciilifeform: decimation: this is not the cheapest (~$12) but second-cheapest (~$18) 'pogo.'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25030 @ 0.00047499 = 11.889 BTC [+] {3}
decimation: hmm interesting
decimation: so one could get a usb3 to ethernet and make a cheap router too
asciilifeform: decimation: slow and wasteful
decimation: albeit a reliable usb3 to ethernet dongle is probably more costly than the device
asciilifeform: decimation: for slightly more one can get an actual router with multiple gbit ethernet jacks.
decimation wonders if any of this consumer grade junk has ecc ram
danielpbarron: if you're gonna run buttcoin on something called a "pogo plug," you could call it a buttplug
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27968 @ 0.00047973 = 13.4171 BTC [+]
decimation: mthreat: are you getting ddos'ed? Your ip is showing.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, cazalla, mircea_popescu, qntra folks: http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/01/23/barrett-browns-prison-time-raises-cybersecurity-journalism-concerns << today this fella went off to jail. ☟︎
assbot: Barrett Brown's Prison Time Raises Cybersecurity, Journalism Concerns - US News ... ( http://bit.ly/15ozfvx )
asciilifeform: ^ sentenced for digging usg dirt without belonging to official mouthpiece media.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18375 @ 0.00046812 = 8.6017 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00046724 = 2.4296 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: re: 'eating nipples' - apparently, this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA&list=PLF35524EBD4308ECC
assbot: Indian Nipple Song - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yFfsUA )
asciilifeform: related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ
assbot: May He Poop? (an Indian music video translation) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/15oEKud )
asciilifeform: (yes, found this by pure accident. believe or not.)
undata: asciilifeform doth protest too much!
undata clicks
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbb7BV3xP_A << apparently an entire planet of this exists.
assbot: 12) Buffalaxed National Anthems_ Euro Edition - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/15oItb6 )
decimation: asciilifeform: lol that one has the Nazi german anthem
decimation: lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YLqC3DIgjY << dude who played hitler being 'parodied' is pissed about being parodied
assbot: Hitler actor Bruno Ganz interview about Youtube Downfall Parodies - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/15oKG6r )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.00048402 = 10.7452 BTC [+] {2}
decimation: http://www.advisorperspectives.com/commentaries/halbert_011415.php << primary dealers of Treasury bills manipulate the market: news at 11
assbot: Is The US Treasury Market Rigged? Some Say Yes | Halbert Wealth Management | January 14, 2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/15oOzbI )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29001 @ 0.00049273 = 14.2897 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28950 @ 0.00049802 = 14.4177 BTC [+]
mats: ermagerd the harvard sluts around here...
mats: ive been here a while and i still can't get over the high class white pussy strolling the streets
thestringpuller: u go 2 harvard?
mats: na. i live in cambridge.
thestringpuller: sno sno snoooow bunnies
thestringpuller: am i rite mod6 ?
mats: bad auto complete or did i miss something
mats: its not the electric cars, the buttcoins, or the smartphones that make me marvel about living in 2015
mats: its this fucking tinder thing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.00049095 = 10.359 BTC [-]
mats: buncha swipes and a few messages and i can get nookie on my lunch break
decimation: mats: what's the diference between tinder and some frat party?
mats: getting vomit and beer on my oxfords.
TomServo: !b 5 ✂︎
assbot: Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2YX8CM3.txt )
decimation: tinder argues for a return to 'women-as-property' matchmaking among elders
mats: did you grow up in a convent or something
mats: tinder is chicks looking for handsome cock and maybe a night out
mats: id imagine a feminist would approve of such female empowering tech
mats: paging hanbot for input
decimation: so submitting to the wisdom of a facebook-powered algorithm is empowering?
mats: thats loaded
mats: women are empowered bc its even easier now to meet a real man
thestringpuller: mats how drunk are you right now?
mats: like, sure, elders.
thestringpuller: :D
thestringpuller: I love when #b-a is drunk!
mats: on a scale of one to linus
mats: at least two linus
thestringpuller: im headed there myself :D
mats: pour one out for the niggas that we've lost
thestringpuller: lol
thestringpuller: fine
thestringpuller: my window is open I'll pour a sip of the beer out
mats: im doing post coital malware analysis and i dont think ive ever been more high on anything ever
mats: thanks, patron (you owe me residuals for this plug)
thestringpuller: i'm limited to post coital napping.
mats: tequila works like a stimulant for me
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.0004753 = 10.0288 BTC [-]
mats: http://blogs.cisco.com/security/talos/cryptowall-2
assbot: Ransomware on Steroids: Cryptowall 2.0 ... ( http://bit.ly/1BmvmTB )
mats: have a good night folks
mircea_popescu: mats you know on the strength of all that ima have to check out tinder now
mircea_popescu: it sounds exactly like the way i have been getting cunt the past coupla decades, ie, via the female wot, just somehow opened up to the general public.
mircea_popescu: fucking disruption ?!
mircea_popescu: mats: id imagine a feminist would approve of such female empowering tech << i approve, at least prima facie. and im pretty sure im the last feminist alive.
mircea_popescu: and unrelatedly, http://40.media.tumblr.com/2519e0a13e77cfc6c22d97fd56dc1aa7/tumblr_nie01vcJvo1sn5nr5o5_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JjWXIO )
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes, mod6, jurov, mircea_popescu: bsd not fully optimal on the little machine; presently i have it with a linux 2.6.31 kernel, lightly patched
mircea_popescu: which flavr ?
asciilifeform: generic, with several necessary patches from the cpu maker.
asciilifeform: setting up a gentoo userland.
mircea_popescu: not bad.
asciilifeform: idea is to pack the necessaries into a 'squashfs' (similar to what the device maker did with their nas app)
mircea_popescu: aha
asciilifeform: very spacious rom (by embedded machine standards, rather than desktop luserdom, naturally)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu is gonna pass these out as party favours or what
mircea_popescu: yup
mircea_popescu: !gettrust nubbins`
assbot: Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user nubbins`: Level 1: 2, Level 2: 14 via 15 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/mircea_popescu/nubbins%60 | http://w.b-a.link/user/nubbins%60
asciilifeform: one thing is, curiously, missing from the box - a clock.
asciilifeform: it has to be ntp'd every time.
mircea_popescu: holy hell a sane engineer. ☟︎
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4040 @ 0.00094983 = 3.8373 BTC [+] {12}
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell me why anyone sane would put a clock in at all if he has to ntp anyway
asciilifeform: precious little 'state' in there. even ethernet mac addr. is software-configured during init.
asciilifeform: not optionally, as it might be on your box or mine, but always. there is no rom for it.
mircea_popescu: dude find outwho the fuck designed this
mircea_popescu: i want to send them a woman in a large chocolate egg.
asciilifeform: why anyone sane would put a clock << then gotta pick where to connect
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform gotta pick that anyway.
asciilifeform: aye.
mircea_popescu: it's the right fucking choice for this tool, and the bravery to do it right rather than buy from ibm is staggeringly beautiful to my eye
asciilifeform: as i understand, this is simply cost-cutting to the bone.
mircea_popescu: i've seen cost cutting to the bone implemented as "let's make it out of mud"
mircea_popescu: sundried.
asciilifeform: it's a nas, folks expect it to run reasonably fast and not drop bits on the floor.
asciilifeform: so, can't quite be mud.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen duffer1
gribble: duffer1 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 10 weeks, 0 days, 13 hours, 56 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <Duffer1> lies
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48800 @ 0.0004753 = 23.1946 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00047433 = 8.4905 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: data sheet reveals that there is, in fact, 64 bits of antifuse eprom in there. but it appears that 'pogo' was lazy, did not use these for anything.
mircea_popescu: aha
asciilifeform: there is, however, no rng of any kind whatsoever.
mircea_popescu: may be nothing fit.
asciilifeform: most curiously. (there is almost always a garbage rng, on such a chip)
asciilifeform: this is riotously funny once you recall what their other product was
mircea_popescu: right.
asciilifeform: (tor plug)
asciilifeform: same hardware, incidentally, with different silkscreen on chassis and, naturally, different rom image (it's on their site, i won't bother linking to it, who the fuck cares)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46100 @ 0.00047367 = 21.8362 BTC [-] {2}
Naphex: morning
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-strange-case-of-the-woodcollector-and-other-stories/
assbot: The strange case of the WoodCollector and other stories. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ybffU5 )
mircea_popescu: hey n.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: linguistic mega-lol >> http://lurkmore.to/%D0%9C%D0%BE%D1%85%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%B1%D0%BB%D1%8F%D0%B4%D0%B8
assbot: Мохнатые бляди — Lurkmore ... ( http://bit.ly/1ybfsqi )
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: i had no idea
asciilifeform: somehow i escaped knowing of this.
mircea_popescu: "длинный шмель" uh... long bee ?!
asciilifeform: long bumblebee.
mircea_popescu: uh
asciilifeform: (earlier links in log, to english examples.)
mircea_popescu: pretty lulzy
mircea_popescu: https://bitbet.us/bet/1111/eur-usd-parity-in-2015/
assbot: BitBet - EUR/USD Parity in 2015 :: 0.24 B (80%) on Yes, 0.06 B (20%) on No | closing in 11 months 6 days | weight: 99`685 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1ybi07X )
mircea_popescu: check this shit out... ANOTHER parity ?
mircea_popescu: anyone still remember back when the eur was like 60 cents and everyone was convinced it's going away ?
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-strange-case-of-the-woodcollector-and-other-stories/
mircea_popescu: o hey wb scoopy.
mircea_popescu: scoopy doopy doo, where were you...
mircea_popescu: !up badon
badon: hi mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: how goes.
badon: Looking at buying a Country Living Mill.
badon: Also noticed bitcoin ATM's in my travels today.
badon: It was an eventful day.
badon: By my standards, anyway.
fluffypony: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/blockhains-first-citizen-328
assbot: A New Form of ID Allows You to Be a Citizen of the World | VICE | United Kingdom ... ( http://bit.ly/1CMN6qy )
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: so what, buy grain directly an make your own flour ?
mircea_popescu: fluffypony yeh, was in teh logs.
fluffypony: ah
mircea_popescu: s/dumb vice shit/ http://41.media.tumblr.com/918ee965797f2645cc4d39d6f202684b/tumblr_ni6isl6ve51tkiwgwo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1CMNncY )
mircea_popescu feels better.
fluffypony: the horizontal stripes?
fluffypony: :-P
fluffypony: this makes me feel better: http://i.imgur.com/LzYEnFB.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1CMNmGa )
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
mircea_popescu: kickass penguin guy
Naphex: http://www.cnbc.com/id/102355771
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1CnV77u )
mircea_popescu: he's like "get da fuck outta here, don't you see this is snow ?!"
Naphex: "Porn's new capitals: Romania and Colombia?" ;D
mircea_popescu: budapest sure ain't what it used to be no moar.
mircea_popescu: and the czechs are fucked out.
mircea_popescu: anyway, my hope to have each and every "social sciences" major of a us university hacking herself with a dildo for ten bux an hour is moving apace.
Naphex: hehe
badon: mircea_popescu: Yes, make my own flower, peanut butter, etc.
Naphex: there was this funny post on the RoBitcointalk, from a Romanian girl, asking how to make easy bitcoin online
Naphex: obviously everyone suggested porn :))
mircea_popescu: shoulda sent her to http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
assbot: I'll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CnVtLn )
Naphex: but the only tardy dude that works for bitcoin foundation romania, recommended this
Naphex: "Eu ti-as recomanda alta modalitate sa castigi Bitcoin pe internet care implica webcam si microfon. Poti da lectii pe internet contra Bitcoin. O metoda mult mai buna cred eu, decat sa te prostituezi online.
Naphex: "
Naphex: :)))))
Naphex: Become a teacher!
mircea_popescu: right. and teach what.
Naphex: in op post she said she's learning some insstrument at the viena conservatory :))
Naphex: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=927693.0 ( the post )
assbot: Poate face cineva total incepator bani cu bitcoin? ... ( http://bit.ly/1CnVyhU )
mircea_popescu: "how to work for bitcoin foundation romania without drawing a salary : advise people to join you!"
mircea_popescu: Naphex srsly, post her teh tit link.
Naphex: done
Naphex: :))
mircea_popescu: maybe we end up how to play the vienna flute.
mircea_popescu: end up learning*
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mircea_popescu: "There are all of 3 people on this forum who know who i really am, and every one of them would not sell that secret for $100,000 because they have a vested interest in keeping the secret. What i am is why you will never find out. I am, in fact a world famous artist, my pieces have been in the Smithsonian on exhibit at the Louvre and in the home of pompous wealthy people the world over."
mircea_popescu: well, he just gave himself away, because obviously the Smithsonian lists all artists that it ever exhibited ; so does the louvre, of course. crossreferencing these lists and excluding everyone already dead, we get a list of...
mircea_popescu: nubbins` the lulz in this thing is like self-replicating.
mircea_popescu: "There are some really great people here on the forum, and some of you i really like and enjoy talking with like Blazedout and OgNasty and TookDK"
mircea_popescu: aaaand ognasty's involved in this ?!
mircea_popescu: jeez.
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/9d28d4ad096b4bd06088985a5eabaf2e/tumblr_nhzgcshiHy1tkka62o1_1280.jpg also, jizz.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1CnVZZB )
mircea_popescu: !gettrust assbot Blazedout419
assbot: Trust relationship from user assbot to user Blazedout419: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 4 via 6 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/assbot/Blazedout419 | http://w.b-a.link/user/Blazedout419
mircea_popescu: !rate Blazedout419 -1 I suspect, without it being in any sense proven, that he was involved in "managing the brand" of the woodcollector fraudster. See http://trilema.com/2015/the-strange-case-of-the-woodcollector-and-other-stories/
assbot: Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/80df86773aa16913
assbot: The strange case of the WoodCollector and other stories. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CMQC4e )
mircea_popescu: !v assbot:mircea_popescu.rate.Blazedout419.-1:d28e9ad9ae166d0437b767c3aab2568097ab1e4ee6d43b46233e1a05bda33db4
assbot: Successfully added a rating of -1 for Blazedout419 with note: I suspect, without it being in any sense proven, that he was involved in "managing the brand" of the woodcollector fraudster. See http://trilema.com/2015/the-strange-case-of-the-woodcollector-and-other-stories/
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nubbins`: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=877143.0
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nubbins`: oops wrong one
nubbins`: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=930649.msg10247588#msg10247588
assbot: Scam Warning: WoodCollector ... ( http://bit.ly/15qUDjQ )
nubbins`: ^ and so the saga ends
nubbins`: all threads locked
nubbins`: previously interested parties wander away
danielpbarron: heh i was just catching up on that thread; harvested a lot of WoT data out of it
nubbins`: mp you know the logical conclusion to come of this is that i am somehow you, yes?
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danielpbarron: "You cannot prove that man-made climate change is real because it's cold where I am right now" << nubbins` you think man-made climate change is real?
nubbins`: fuck off
nubbins`: live in seoul for a year, count the number of snot rags you turn black, and tell me we can keep doing this forever
nubbins`: oh, keep your yellow-dust masks too, you'll wanna count those
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danielpbarron: gribble> Rating change | Old rating 3 | New rating: Kelticfox > 4 > Anduck | Artisan coffee for Bitcoin and a Linux guru to boot! << handcrafted coffee now?
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davout: danielpbarron: kopi luwak is asscrafted :D
danielpbarron: heh
Pierre_Rochard: https://i.imgur.com/H84T1qN.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GNWCjI )
Pierre_Rochard: ^ definitive proof b-a is not a cult
thestringpuller: anyone know where to buy tvtorrents
thestringpuller: lol
thestringpuller: Pierre_Rochard: I'll tell u whuuut
thestringpuller: da boy ain't rite Pierre_Rochard
Pierre_Rochard: haha
davout: thestringpuller: i read that as "anyone know where to buy terrorists?"
Adlai: b-a promotes the individual's love for zirself
thestringpuller: davout: wouldn't the purchase of terrorist essentially just be mercenaries?
thestringpuller: isn't that all PMC is?
davout: i guess so
thestringpuller: i need a way to illegally acquire tv shows
mircea_popescu: http://36.media.tumblr.com/095d09d13fd16b21cbfde1fba0729073/tumblr_ni23dyWjR51t0px1fo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GNZw87 )
mircea_popescu: an' top of teh morning to ya
Adlai: morning
mircea_popescu: http://pastebin.com/SrVMhVi2 if anyone needs investors.
assbot: Dear Sir, I represent group of private investors from SAUDI ARABIA, CANADA AN - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1GNZRHM )
mircea_popescu: just as good as horowitz & co.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu has the best porn
thestringpuller: MOAR PLZ
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/59fee21963c8e285b4ce9428ccf2660f/tumblr_nht66jrgBh1st57i5o1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GO0elH )
Adlai: lol those tourists in the background just like "the guidebook didn't mention this one!"
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: http://33.media.tumblr.com/3767e6b09e411d8db5bc2a3e55af4e7a/tumblr_ni7pehJCqL1rw3hono3_r1_500.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GO0l0G )
mircea_popescu: aaaand http://33.media.tumblr.com/0ee0e58d76da664fe9c7288051642922/tumblr_ni7pehJCqL1rw3hono2_r1_500.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnM3xK )
Adlai: for somebody who so loves social media you sure do spend a lot of time on tumblr
mircea_popescu: http://33.media.tumblr.com/1705c63468ab1e5af3c770bc6eb89c65/tumblr_ni7pehJCqL1rw3hono1_r1_500.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnM8BC )
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: pictures worth 10k words.
Adlai: suddenly computer times seem much easier to survive
mircea_popescu: cunt time, computer time...
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8HRkndIgAA8Gsk.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GO2DNj )
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: ^ and so the saga ends previously interested parties wander away << http://trilema.com/2015/the-strange-case-of-the-woodcollector-and-other-stories/
assbot: The strange case of the WoodCollector and other stories. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1GO3Bt1 )
mircea_popescu: you got mentioned :)
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: mp you know the logical conclusion to come of this is that i am somehow you, yes? << it is actually quite logical if you think about it. you're clearly part of this bizarro cult that consists of not being fucking niggers. and there's AT MOST one person that may conceivably even be interested in not being a fucking nigger at all.
mircea_popescu: so... we're all chris rock.
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mats: my dude chris rock
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: live in seoul for a year, count the number of snot rags you turn black, and tell me we can keep doing this forever << entirely different matter eh ?
mircea_popescu: mats yeah seriously, i think since carlin died rock is actually teh king o' comedy
mats: china says sorry not sorry fo' black kerchiefs
danielpbarron: guy got fired over this -> http://imgur.com/u12vtPG
assbot: CCN author gloats about Coin Fire domain theft. - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnOFMi )
mircea_popescu: derp ?
mircea_popescu: i had nfi ccn fired
mircea_popescu: what's coinfire do, it networks ?
mircea_popescu: o wait, this works.
TomServo: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/01/4-year-sentence-for-teen-who-tried-to-join-isis.html
assbot: 4 Year Sentence for Teen Who Tried to Join ISIS -- NYMag ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnP01u )
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron: << handcrafted coffee now? << this actually is a thing. I've had it in CR. It looks say like : http://trilema.com/2011/chestii-pe-care-mi-le-doresc-dar-nu-le-voi-putea-gasi-niciodata/
assbot: Chestii pe care mi le doresc dar nu le voi putea gasi niciodata pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnP1T4 )
TomServo: heh, 4 years for trying to board a plane?
mircea_popescu: TomServo wtf is the crime ?!
TomServo: I'm left wondering.
TomServo: She was 'on the radar' see...
mircea_popescu: Judge Raymond Moore handed down a four-year sentence, but announced from the bench that she needs psychiatric help. "I'm not saying that her decisions were all a product of mental illness... But she's a bit of a mess," said the judge. "She has no history in the criminal justice system. She is very young.... Teenagers make dumb decisions a lot."
mircea_popescu: Moore matched the sentence prosecutors requested for Conley
mircea_popescu: this is a fucking outrage, seriously.
mircea_popescu: i bet that's a magistrate "judge" too.
mircea_popescu: "19yo girl sent to prison for 4 years over her decision to marry someone Obama doesn't care for"
mircea_popescu: check it out, in the pacific islander nation of the US, virgin brides must first fuck the mullato in chief.
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mircea_popescu: Pierre_Rochard: ^ definitive proof b-a is not a cult << butt...butt... we promote hate ?
asciilifeform: or how about the fellow who went to jail for same 4 years for - hyperlinking - a few days ago.
mircea_popescu: what'd hje link to, again ?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-01-2015#989894 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 24-01-2015 02:41:17; asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, cazalla, mircea_popescu, qntra folks: http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/01/23/barrett-browns-prison-time-raises-cybersecurity-journalism-concerns << today this fella went off to jail.
TomServo: asciilifeform: I was just trying to decide which is worse.
mircea_popescu: oh oh yes.
asciilifeform: he linked to, irrc, the 'stratfor' papers.
mircea_popescu: yeah, huh.
mircea_popescu: btw, i PUBLISHED them. back in the day.
asciilifeform: '“The government asserts that I am not a journalist and thus unable to claim the First Amendment protections guaranteed to those engaged in information-gathering activities,” Brown wrote in a prepared statement he planned to deliver before the judge at his sentencing.'
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2011/stratfor-lolololor/
assbot: Stratfor lolololor. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnPZii )
TomServo: heh, was he linking to you?
mircea_popescu: was a good xmas, 2011.
mircea_popescu: TomServo tbh i have nfi.
asciilifeform: 'Barrett Brown was sentenced in U.S. District Court in Dallas to 63 months in prison and ordered to pay about $900,000 in restitution Thursday on charges stemming from the incident, in which he posted a hyperlink in his reporting to information obtained by the Anonymous collective in a 2011 hack of intelligence contractor Stratfor.'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it really hurt them, that one. because well... back in 2011 the notion that we come when we please, fuck whoever we want, and leave was novel.
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/addde248b78033ce14ccb684bff5ff42/tumblr_nhazkgYfhG1u4e2kko1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnRfSg )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: moscow ?
mircea_popescu: pretty sure that's istanbul.
mircea_popescu: but then again i put amsterdam in portugal once befoar, so...
mircea_popescu: (yeh yeh tis moscow)
mircea_popescu: full frontal nudity bonus. http://36.media.tumblr.com/e17b9153048c244a2c4a68997593b202/tumblr_nhm729fUOJ1u4e2kko1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnRKf7 )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'мобильные телесистемы' in istanbul ?
asciilifeform: lol.
mircea_popescu: :(
mircea_popescu: :)*
mircea_popescu: hm, did i ever dump http://trilema.com/2010/high-society/ in here ?
assbot: High society pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnS5hW )
mircea_popescu: from back when i was rich in 2005 or something.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes, possibly other folks who work on apple machines: http://www.mondaynote.com/2015/01/18/apple-software-quality-questions
assbot: Apple Software Quality Questions | Monday Note ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnSiSi )
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pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: looks like a pretty decent assessment of mac software
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pete_dushenski: pretty much why i run a variety of the older os'es and quite avoid their work suite
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: article is not the first i hear out of serious, habitual apple users re: decay.
pete_dushenski: this is pretty much the subject of http://www.contravex.com/2014/11/26/living-in-a-post-steve-world/ as well
assbot: Living In A Post-Steve World | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BWZB6i )
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: aha i recall that one.
pete_dushenski: i even bought my first non-apple keyboards recently
pete_dushenski: hacking on the model m now and also picked up the unicomp knock-off
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: which apple keyboard did you own ?
asciilifeform: the last decent one, irrc, was made somewhere around 1993
mircea_popescu: yeh, can't not decay now that cap'n stevie's gone.
pete_dushenski: i was mostly using the white/clear plastic 10-keyer
asciilifeform: unicomp << a colleague of mine just threw one out. worn springs after ~1 year.
mircea_popescu: the much sadder thing is linux decaying proportionally, and linus is still there!
mircea_popescu: might be societal brain rot at work ;/
asciilifeform: linus curates - kernel.
asciilifeform: everything else - the wolves.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: i'm hardly a power user so i hope mine lasts longer than that
pete_dushenski: the unicomp that is
asciilifeform is compiling a mutilated linux kernel as we speak
mircea_popescu: yes, he is not as powerful, or moreover, power works differently in foss.
mircea_popescu: however, it used to be enough, atsme point
asciilifeform: once there was a town outside the castle - now, wolves.
asciilifeform: castle - still there, afaik.
asciilifeform: kernel - works.
mircea_popescu: yeah
asciilifeform: and so far resists incursions of poetteringism, afaik.
mircea_popescu: societal brain rot.
mircea_popescu: "the people" are simply stupider than they were even twenty years ago.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: what i utterly fail to grasp is why the 'unicomp' is even a thing, when actual 'model m' can be had for 20-50 usd. in working condition (if perhaps in need of a bath)
mircea_popescu: the latter point, i bet.
asciilifeform: oh noez, cleaning
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: my guess is the usb
mircea_popescu: "The second-system effect (also known as second-system syndrome) is the tendency of small, elegant, and successful systems to have elephantine, feature-laden monstrosities as their successors due to inflated expectations."
mircea_popescu: fucking wikipedia.
pete_dushenski: and no need to program keys
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: another $5 or so buys converter box
pete_dushenski: unicomp has all the normal mac keys
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: second-system effect << almost invariably discussed in the context of 'multics'
pete_dushenski: model m has to be diddled
mircea_popescu: no, it is NOT because of "inflated expectations". it is because of the barnacle effect. the world consists of a productive minority and a leechy majority. once a small elegant system becomes known, the previously uninformed majority now has a gradient to inform it. so they swarm the 2nd system, and barnacle it to all hell.
pete_dushenski: a small barrier to entry, but a barrier nonetheless
mircea_popescu: nothing is worse for a good project than poorly selected new contributors.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: the customary mapping, iirc, is capslock->ctrl, ctrl->cmd, alt->option
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: which is easy enough to do with sizzlingkeys, but this doesn't work on pre-10.7
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: sizzlingkeys ?
pete_dushenski: http://www.yellowmug.com/sk4it/
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asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: apple's config thing has built-in key mapper
pete_dushenski: true as well
pete_dushenski: but apple's config doesn't recognise "alt"
asciilifeform: this is the thing that always blew my mind about serious apple aficionados - they will pay, 20-100 usd, for a proggy that ought to be a 3-line perl script
decimation: mircea_popescu: re: judge who threw confused girl in jail for 4 years << nope he is a yale grad http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/11/14/president-obama-nominates-seven-united-states-district-courts
assbot: President Obama Nominates Seven to the United States District Courts | The White House ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnWhOX )
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: 'alt' is, iirc, called 'option' on apple box.
decimation: asciilifeform: yeah I use unicomp because mac
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: economists would say that this is the function of specialisation in an economy ;)
decimation: possibly one could remap keys though, osx actually is pretty good with that
mircea_popescu: decimation nuts
asciilifeform: decimation: the two habitual mac users i work with just threw out their unicomps (i think they were..) and bought actual 'model m' each.
decimation: yeah I would say that the unicomp strikes me as 'plastic-y'
asciilifeform: aha.
mircea_popescu: i kinda like breaking kbds.
decimation: re: mac software quality << google just released 3 '90-days' for osx https://code.google.com/p/google-security-research/issues/list?can=1&q=OS+X+status%3DNew&colspec=ID+Type+Status+Priority+Milestone+Owner+Summary&cells=tiles
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asciilifeform: << armenia?!
mircea_popescu: seems so ?
mircea_popescu: !up Alina-malina
mircea_popescu: ey!
asciilifeform: decimation: https://code.google.com/p/google-security-research/issues/detail?id=136&can=1&q=OS%20X%20status%3DNew <<< lol! radiodiddle?
assbot: Issue 136 - google-security-research - OS X IOKit kernel memory corruption due to bad bzero in IOBluetoothDevice - Google Security Research - Google Project Hosting ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnWZeS )
decimation: asciilifeform: re: pogoplug << http://archlinuxarm.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2284 Arch linux dufus parade has a thread that shows the location of a uart
assbot: Arch Linux ARM • View topic - Installation on the Pogoplug Series 4 ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnX2aE )
decimation: yeah there's something in the bluetooth stack
asciilifeform: decimation: i think i linked the photo here. at any rate the uart is plain as daylight on this board.
pete_dushenski: i've never trusted apple bluetooth
asciilifeform: i'll point out that it is not necessary to use the uart on pogo unless you seriously botch the install.
pete_dushenski: goddamit i barely trust anything a macbook air does
decimation: what if you want a serial console?
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decimation: at any rate, "arch linux arm" officially supports their port on the pogoplug I gather
asciilifeform: decimation: if want - sure
asciilifeform: decimation: iirc arch linux is a systemd-ized turd.
decimation: yes, it quietly adopted years ago
Alina-malina: erm
Alina-malina: hi
asciilifeform: Alina-malina: who might you be ?
Alina-malina: asciilifeform, www.twitter.com/aleenamaleena
mircea_popescu: hi Alina-malina
mircea_popescu: are you from armenia ?
Alina-malina: hi mircea_popescu
danielpbarron: https://twitter.com/AleenaMaleena/status/528602172124958720
assbot: http://t.co/WxIlVnBijB
Alina-malina: mircea_popescu, positive
mircea_popescu: lol what's that one ?
danielpbarron is half armenian
mircea_popescu: and shouldn't it read "buttcoins" ?
mircea_popescu: !rate Alina-malina 1 Voice
assbot: Alina-malina is not registered in WoT.
mircea_popescu: get in teh wot will you.
Alina-malina: how?
danielpbarron: http://www.contravex.com/2014/09/23/please-to-pgp-guide-for-linux-os-x-windows/
assbot: Please To PGP (Guide for Linux, OS X, Windows) | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnXKVe )
mircea_popescu: one second.
mircea_popescu: a there you go Alina-malina
pete_dushenski: danielpbarron: armenian eh? you guys are like jooz 2.0 eh
mircea_popescu: they are.
Alina-malina: jooz?
mircea_popescu: Alina-malina jewish people. like pete_dushenski
danielpbarron: it's just a little genocide
Alina-malina: ah
Alina-malina: right
Alina-malina: heh
Alina-malina: we are mountain jews
Alina-malina: lol
mircea_popescu: lmao
pete_dushenski: danielpbarron: and financially savvy, neh?
decimation: re: eastern europe: http://www.rferl.org/content/russia-lithuania-manual-foreign-invasion/26802181.html << lol lithuania gov't, worried about Russian aggression, publicly released a 'handbook' detailing how to flee to poland
assbot: Wary Of Russian Aggression, Vilnius Creates How-To Manual For Dealing With Foreign Invasion ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnXYvN )
mircea_popescu: "swamp trolls and mountain trolls"
pete_dushenski: Alina-malina: ha!
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: please, desert trolls
mircea_popescu: decimation because russia never invaded poland...
mircea_popescu: they should have had a plan to flee to finland.
pete_dushenski: and poland never invaded lithuania...
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski that is the lol.
decimation: note, lithuania didn't draft all adult males into army, issue rifles, and begin training...
pete_dushenski: well then, lol!
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/fc6d2e7f75c34047e678136f8a410e8a/tumblr_nhm7344vEM1u4e2kko1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BnYk5j )
decimation: "In the meantime, Lithuania is slowly strengthening its military apparatus, aiming to raise defense spending to 1.1 percent of GDP this year, and to NATO's own recommended target of 2 percent by 2020."
asciilifeform: the baltic nazis were rather miffed when they learned what their role in nato would be (human shields, corpse-carriers) on account of lacking actual armies
decimation: I can't imagine buying a surplus romanian kalash & a few sticks of c4 for every household would be more than a few $100 mil
decimation: however, what $$ cannot buy is the will to use them
asciilifeform: decimation: they would have to confront the fact that %xx of the adult men are pro-soviet
asciilifeform: and will fight on -that- side
decimation: not hold out finland style?
asciilifeform: finland is an actual country.
mircea_popescu: the baltic states are a complicated matter.
asciilifeform: interesting example of latvia, where, iirc, the greater share of adult men are on 'european tour' (sweeping floors in germany for hourly wage)
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e788c436213452d04f56f5664ca46e3/tumblr_ncbcyt46ni1sffpvxo1_1280.jpg << now there is a REAL burning man!
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1uHVPLT )
decimation: I had a professor from Warsaw in EE undergrad: he had a joke: what do you call Prof. Zak in an f-16? Simple Pole in the complex plane?
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: the men of lithuania idem
asciilifeform: in latvia, estonia, situation is somewhat 'ukraininan' in that the industrial/scientific productive folks are solidly ru-speaking (if not actual ru)
pete_dushenski: ha that's an interesting point
asciilifeform: hence, the enthusiastic suckers of usg cock are faced with waging war on everything that distinguishes their country from african pisshole
decimation: asciilifeform: also I suspect the 'productive' who didn't like living next to ru have already left.
asciilifeform: decimation: there are only so many cabs in new york to drive.
pete_dushenski reflects on distinctly pro-russian, pro-intellectual veins coursing through his ukrainian ancestry
mircea_popescu: <decimation> asciilifeform: also I suspect the 'productive' who didn't like living next to ru have already left. << quite.
pete_dushenski: decimation: ya, a century ago
decimation has ancestors who came from functioning german settlements around odessa
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7vlhQ22u1qejludo1_1280.jpg << on their arms and knees.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo0jXk )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu likes visible ribs, or what
mircea_popescu: the hound too houndy for your taste ?
decimation: re: clocks in computers << yes, the "RTC" chip with its shitty lithium battery and low-quality quartz is pointless
asciilifeform: hound poorly fed.
asciilifeform: decimation: not entirely pointless, as poorly written os assumes a notion of local time before network bringup
decimation: better to have the money spent on upgrading the oscillator that drives the cpu, so that accurate time can be kept in the short-run
mircea_popescu: poorly written os keyword.
decimation: the naming of time is a social phenomenon
asciilifeform: decimation: and you still need an oscillator, given as the tick counter in cpu (x86-64 has one, but it is not a universal) can stop during low-power modes
decimation: right, but usually the oscillator is a shitty plain quartz without temperature compensation
decimation: even in expensive 'professional' servers
asciilifeform: there are no 'professional' x86 boxes, only hypertrophied pc.
mircea_popescu: ^
decimation: aye
mircea_popescu: basically they're running 1985 chinese wristwatches
asciilifeform: an actual computer would have, at minimum, an 'oven' oscillator (capsule can also house rng.) or even rubidium oscillator.
mircea_popescu: defo.
decimation: indeed. or provisions for an external clock that has the same
mircea_popescu: nah, should be on boardwith golden contacts.
asciilifeform: interestingly, fpga dev boards often have bayonet connectors for external clocking.
asciilifeform: golden contacts naturally
decimation: time is a concern for bitcoin, and I suspect that 99% of your 'ntp' servers trace back to usg
danielpbarron: ;;isitdown bitcointalk.org
gribble: bitcointalk.org is up
decimation: via the 'gps' system
asciilifeform: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=668 << see photograph in this article
assbot: Loper OS » Cypress EZ-Host Firmware Development Under Linux. ... ( http://bit.ly/1uHZCZM )
asciilifeform: the coax connectors are clock in/out
asciilifeform: oscillator (upper left hand) is socketed and you can yank it.
decimation: asciilifeform: presumably because fpga board designers are solving actual problem with actual hardware
mircea_popescu: decimation actually that tracing is why bitcin was designed so time isn't a concern
decimation: is time completely ignored in all the 'orphan' algorithms?
asciilifeform: most if not all public ntp is operated by governments, yes.
asciilifeform: i was actually going to suggest that ben_vulpes et. al. run an ntp server.
mircea_popescu: decimation not completely ignored, but one minute disagreements don't matter.
asciilifeform: if only so that 'pogo' node can be pointed to it.
mircea_popescu: http://36.media.tumblr.com/5f843d5cc376e98d317f5bc7ff69259c/tumblr_ni19lxkUQC1tkiwgwo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo1QN4 )
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes, et al : these boxes won't be ready for battlefield until seeding patch.
decimation: so the ability to run a clock within 1 min of other nodes worldwide is an implied requirement (or finding someone nearby with the same)
asciilifeform out to meatspace for a spell
mircea_popescu: decimation no, the ability to keep time within about a minute of what your previous idea of time was when the previous block was mined.
mircea_popescu: basically the bitcoin requirement is that your time is within ~10% ish of itself. so you can travel at up to 30Mm/sec.
mircea_popescu: ie, if the network thinks block 2 is mined at 12:00, and your clock thinks it's 17:55, and then block three is, according to the network, mined at 12:11 but your clock thinks it's 18:22 you'll have a problem.
mircea_popescu: (numbers entirely arbitrary, hafta look at actual code to get actual numbers)
nubbins`: i can't even keep track of what casascius coins i have right now
nubbins`: where's my spreadsheet!
nubbins`: okay, whoa
nubbins`: how do i still have so many o.O
nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2tixaa/got_pulled_over_and_my_trezor_was_confiscated/
assbot: Got pulled over and my Trezor was confiscated, Police claimed its a voice recorder : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo3xKu )
nubbins`: how many tards are reading that and saying "sucks he lost his tresor!!!!" instead of "what the fuck, the cops siezed a voice recorder?!"
nubbins`: ACAB
mircea_popescu: yeah srsly.
nubbins`: "what if you were robbed at gunpoint? oh wait it already happened"
midnightmagic: yeah that part was funny
nubbins`: yep
nubbins`: fool for wearing hw wallet around neck
nubbins`: at least tuck it into your fuckin shirt.
decimation: nubbins`: yeah I wonder what state he lives in
nubbins`: "got beat up, $5k of bling stolen"
decimation: could have been for breaking 'wiretap' laws
nubbins`: decimation texass
mircea_popescu: anyway, he's not getting it back.
decimation: http://www.dmlp.org/legal-guide/texas-recording-law < texas is a 1-party state
assbot: Texas Recording Law | Digital Media Law Project ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo3MoV )
mircea_popescu: oh, the LAW is it.
decimation: maybe he can argue his case to a 'magistrate' from yale :)
mircea_popescu: what country do you think this is, syria ?
nubbins`: mircea_popescu tbh your post went a bit off the rails when you started ranting about niggers, but otherwise reasonably well put together
nubbins`: 7/10 would not link to
mircea_popescu: what, i can't take a libertard word and redefine it to cash in on their investment ?
mircea_popescu: only they can take all the fucking words and do it ?!
nubbins` shrugs
decimation: yeah, it turns out yale owns the words
nubbins`: "nigger" is a libertard word? o.o
decimation: nubbins`: sure is
decimation: in the negative sense anyway
mircea_popescu: for the record, the definition of nigger is in http://trilema.com/2013/fried-chicken/
assbot: Fried chicken pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo40fP )
mircea_popescu: roughly boils down to "us politician"
nubbins`: so africa is a metaphor?
mircea_popescu: ayup
nubbins`: o.
mircea_popescu: duh.
decimation: I had a friend who grew up around actual black people working in the fields in the south circa ~1960; they were called niggers and called themselves niggers without offense
mircea_popescu: and also we're using rape to refer to sexual intercourse now.
mircea_popescu: no idea why, but i'll grant it's shorter, so.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: random: you would like the show shameless.
nubbins`: anyway, rang true up until that point
thestringpuller: Or maybe i dunno. may not be smart enough for you but certain dialogue in it makes me think of trilema
nubbins`: can't say that pr's personal responsibility post wasn't clattering around the back of my mind while i was making rube jerky
mircea_popescu: nubbins` well, as the alternative usage spreads the article will become easier to read.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3647 @ 0.00046731 = 1.7043 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: nubbins` anyway, you're basically doing what fluffypony was doing on reddit : total waste of your time, subjectively,
mircea_popescu: but something i definitely respect.
nubbins` nods slowly
nubbins`: i'm in a position where this sort of thing doesn't really hinder my productivity
nubbins`: lotta paper prints these days, and paper air-dries 8)
mircea_popescu: lol then by all means.
mircea_popescu: also, arguing with idiots is, like figure skating, a sport.
mircea_popescu: keepos the blood going
nubbins`: funny cos that WC guy definitely spent 100% of the last couple days panicking and dealing w/ this
mircea_popescu: nmot the thing to do while your house's on fire, but otherwise...
nubbins`: heh.
mircea_popescu: his "fu guise i'm going home" megapost looks like it had outside help
nubbins`: in the absence of flesh, a whetstone. in the absence of whet, granite.
mircea_popescu: multiple, even
mircea_popescu: lol
nubbins`: i actually am sorry the forum crashed
nubbins`: he actually posted an image of his "fuck you nubbins" coin
nubbins`: big vector hand w/ middle finger raised, and NUBBINS in times new roman caps underneath
nubbins`: i lel'd
fluffypony: hand crafted?
nubbins`: nah
thestringpuller: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2tixaa/got_pulled_over_and_my_trezor_was_confiscated/ << how is this not news yet?
nubbins`: illustrator
nubbins`: just more clipart :)
nubbins`: thestringpuller scroll up
nubbins`: it's amerikkka, old news, nobody cares yet
nubbins`: give it a few decades
thestringpuller: i like the three k's in there
thestringpuller: "fu guise i'm going home" << weird how south park is allusion is everywhere.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller cuz bingo sleeps!
thestringpuller: I thought this was a support channel for insomniacs tho?
thestringpuller stays up all night looking for answers on the computer.
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/24/an-uncivilised-breath-of-fresh-air/
assbot: An uncivilised breath of fresh air | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo5gQ3 )
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller it's like 4pm wtf are you on about lol
thestringpuller: i'm drunk
mircea_popescu: $conference
empyex: mircea_popescu: Next conference starts in 2 months and 24 days. Estimated cost today: 8.16685513 BTC (Details: http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/ )
thestringpuller: wow not bad.
thestringpuller: did cazalla ever send you my press credential MP?
mircea_popescu: not that i recall ?
mircea_popescu: but i saw you published in qntra neh ?
ben_vulpes: hola pumperos
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_SS-TyXhhU
assbot: Los Lobos~ La Bamba~ FULL HQ - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo5PcH )
ben_vulpes: <mats> [] ive been here a while and i still can't get over the high class white pussy strolling the streets << take any home yet?
mircea_popescu: Despite their references to the successes of King Louis XIV, both of these books are still yoked by the exact same horse-blindering Churchillian reverence for all that is broad-franchise democracy, and in particular it’s always-in-tow little brothers, socialism and inflation. << this guy.
ben_vulpes: who's that?
ben_vulpes: !up Xuthus
mircea_popescu: that is our jewish friend pete.
mircea_popescu: he's gonna end up a sort of Bertrand Levy of the republican times.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13870 @ 0.00047319 = 6.5631 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: i was hoping for someone outside of the echo chamber.
mats: ofc
mircea_popescu: shut up and eat your cultpeas.
pete_dushenski: i imagine that cultpeas would all be the exact same size, zero variation
pete_dushenski: and be the palest, most lacklustre green
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: echo, echooo, echooooo
mircea_popescu: nah, get out of here
mircea_popescu: cultpeas are fucking m&m's that have spent thirty seconds in a chick's cunt.
pete_dushenski: o shit they're that good ?!
ben_vulpes: sounds melty
pete_dushenski: then why won't ben eat them ?
pete_dushenski: that hard shell is surprisingly protective
pete_dushenski: though the colours are sure to run
mircea_popescu: yeah, i have timed this. 30 seconds best seconds.
pete_dushenski: such science
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski runny colors are pretty much the identifying mark of this here cunt
mircea_popescu: i mean cult.
pete_dushenski: haha ya, blurring all the colours of all the flags
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: you money and my money ain't the same damn kind
thestringpuller: i can live your life and my life at the same damn time
thestringpuller: - p. diddy DA RMX
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] danielpbarron: << handcrafted coffee now? << this actually is a thing. I've had it in CR. It looks say like : http://trilema.com/2011/chestii-pe-care-mi-le-doresc-dar-nu-le-voi-putea-gasi-niciodata/ << actually how all decent coffee is made
assbot: Chestii pe care mi le doresc dar nu le voi putea gasi niciodata pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo8mDz )
mircea_popescu: i imagine so.
ben_vulpes: (the notion that a high grade product like coffee, or chocolate can be made in bulk, in such a way to appeal to the masses...well, this is old hat around here, right?)
ben_vulpes: i don't think though that we've extended this to computational substrate yet.
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: :)
ben_vulpes: prevailing opinion being that there's no point in making a high quality computing product...yet
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> [] ben_vulpes, possibly other folks who work on apple machines: http://www.mondaynote.com/2015/01/18/apple-software-quality-questions << tell me about it
assbot: Apple Software Quality Questions | Monday Note ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bo8K55 )
ben_vulpes: they have this hilarious "spreadsheet" program "Numbers" that not just disregards 20 years of spreadsheet UI finessing, but also disregards their own text input conventions.
ben_vulpes: horrid.
ben_vulpes: can't handle trivial column shooping.
ben_vulpes: references get dropped constantly.
ben_vulpes: the "calculator" in 10.10 uses javascript
ben_vulpes: and so...can't actually do math anymore.
ben_vulpes: the mourning cry is "steve is dead"
ben_vulpes: itunes has been rotting since 10.4, at least
ben_vulpes: it was an entirely serviceable music library manager, until someone decided that it needed more features.
ben_vulpes: the new iphones are lolariously large
ben_vulpes: *embarrasingly* large
ben_vulpes: "oh hang on let me take out my tablet to take this call"
ben_vulpes: "american small"
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] "the people" are simply stupider than they were even twenty years ago. << stupider? or more?
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> [] this is the thing that always blew my mind about serious apple aficionados - they will pay, 20-100 usd, for a proggy that ought to be a 3-line perl script << funny, this
ben_vulpes: i was entreated by a girl to "block some sites" on her computer. jezebel, gawker, others.
ben_vulpes: thirty second task.
ben_vulpes: *seasoned* apple users totally boggled - "what did you use for that?!"
ben_vulpes: "uh, /etc/hosts?"
ben_vulpes: *crickets*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23157 @ 0.0004722 = 10.9347 BTC [-]
jurov: coinfire now at coinfire.io... but that went down too
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes more stupider.
mircea_popescu: either that or dnsmasq to root them to localhost.
mircea_popescu: route*
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 246.67, Best ask: 247.31, Bid-ask spread: 0.64000, Last trade: 246.67, 24 hour volume: 14755.03702198, 24 hour low: 230.0, 24 hour high: 249.49, 24 hour vwap: 239.808572793
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19600 @ 0.00047423 = 9.2949 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: $conference
empyex: mircea_popescu: Next conference starts in 2 months and 24 days. Estimated cost today: 8.14434281 BTC (Details: http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/ )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12846 @ 0.00046809 = 6.0131 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16750 @ 0.0004785 = 8.0149 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://36.media.tumblr.com/ddd24abce6f5955b395f09174b57e033/tumblr_nhxg7iISA81tkiwgwo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Boimgj )
mircea_popescu: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/11/09_the-bitcoin-foundation-or-la-serenissima-tilts-at-windmills-or-so-you-want-to-hack-on-bitcoin-or-the-bitcoin-tax.html
assbot: The Bitcoin Foundation (Or: La Serenissima Tilts at Windmills, or: So You Want to Hack on Bitcoin, or: The Bitcoin Tax) ... ( http://bit.ly/18ckgXJ )
mircea_popescu: this is pretty cool reading, coupla months later.
xanthyos: !up Bagels7
mircea_popescu: i just dropped 5 lbs of steel handcuffs on 4 lbs of laptop
mircea_popescu: no damage.
mircea_popescu: fucking plastics...
Bagels7: hello mircea. why do you post naked women every once in a while? and why do they always have their arms down in that pose
fluffypony: it's because of his religious beliefs
fluffypony: they're in their natural pose (preparing supper in the kitchen)
mircea_popescu: also because they're good subbies ? who knows.
Bagels7: how many subbies do you have
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/c55d10880cb8563c4af9aa53724bddc8/tumblr_ng7e3sebuM1tkz70so1_1280.jpg << you mean like that ?
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BojAbc )
mircea_popescu: Bagels7 depends on your definition of "have"
Bagels7: well lets use your definition
mircea_popescu: im not having any right now, im sitting an' derping at computers. i had one earlier, in her ass.
mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/851963a501c61811525c8a5faae9c63c/tumblr_nhobtbJiel1tkiwgwo1_1280.jpg << hands by request.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BojIaB )
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/9695a3751ab2896b73f0f598fc9ad859/tumblr_nh80q1PqyT1txyk7vo1_1280.jpg << legs, also.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BojIYe )
Bagels7: do you really believe all women are useless if not for being a bimbo
mircea_popescu: usefulness requires a criteria.
punkman: http://36.media.tumblr.com/ddd24abce6f5955b395f09174b57e033/tumblr_nhxg7iISA81tkiwgwo1_1280.jpg << hey I've been there!
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/18cmqqa )
jurov: mircea's looking forward to hanbot's obituary
Bagels7: yes, nice legs. thank you
mircea_popescu: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/10/25_notes-on-increasing-the-maximum-bitcoin-block-size-or-why-it-aint-happenin.html << hey ben_vulpes did gavin ever respond to that one ?
assbot: Notes on Increasing the Maximum Bitcoin Block Size (or, "Why it ain't happenin'") ... ( http://bit.ly/18cmvKG )
jurov: she'll be useful for that at least
ben_vulpes: nah. nuffin.
Bagels7: I think I think you are sexist Micea_popescu
mircea_popescu: because, obviously, water and soap doesn't exist and who could ever wash!
mircea_popescu: Bagels7 yes, i believe there is strict and unbreachable difference between the sexes.
Bagels7: i agree
mircea_popescu: so then we're both sexists.
Bagels7: but not the ones that people think
mircea_popescu: well people generally have no idea.
mircea_popescu: punkman gotta work on your timing then
Bagels7: well there was a bunch of stuff i didn't agree with that you said but I forgot what it was
mircea_popescu: maybe you actually agreed but you forgot.
mircea_popescu: http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-adsexist1507/4.jpg << lol this takes the cake.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BokO6j )
punkman: great set of photos http://www.brainparking.com/view/topic.cfm?key_or=1241034&rate_old=10&type=49&lenta_type=3
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BokTH7 )
Bagels7: my boyfriend makes my coffee and sandwhiches and cooks
mircea_popescu: so good for him.
mircea_popescu: yup cute blondie
Bagels7: oh so you have no problem when the sexes are reversed. neat
Bagels7: who took all those pictures
mircea_popescu: this set prolly schwarz
punkman: who's that?
mircea_popescu: saul schwartz, did a bunch of kink sets iirc
Bagels7: No, the differences between the sexes are breachable. some men sit down to pee because their mother made them
mircea_popescu: hardly worth the mention.
Bagels7: its really common here in canada that women act like men
mircea_popescu: only to the eyes of someone who has no idea what men act like.
Bagels7: havent you heard about the pussification of the modern man
mircea_popescu: they'd at best amuse actual men.
mircea_popescu shrugs.
mircea_popescu: neoteny is quite universal in teh degerate west.
Bagels7: well i know how men act like, i grew up with only a father, and all my aunts married passified men probably after they fucked a bunch of alpha's
mircea_popescu: mmmkay
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23400 @ 0.00048182 = 11.2746 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 7 minutes and 5 seconds
hanbot: <jurov> mircea's looking forward to hanbot's obituary << lol what are you on about?
jurov: hanbot remember the trilema post that spouse of deceased man is useless except to write the obituary?
hanbot: well i remember the trilema post in which the woman's duty to write a eulogy, suck cock, and wash socks was outlined
hanbot: iono about useless
hanbot: or "spouse", for that matter ;p
jurov: Bagels7 ^^^
jurov: he was asking about it
mircea_popescu: omfg that's not what that article said, and wtf spouse!
hanbot: http://trilema.com/2014/the-womans-job/ since we're on it
assbot: The woman's job. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bontgj )
mircea_popescu: !rate jurov -pi Reading Incomprehension!
assbot: Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
jurov: *gulp*
mircea_popescu: now you've done it!
mircea_popescu: hanbot if you eventually decide to sue for creation of a sexually harassful working environment, pls to direct it at jurov
jurov: she's working here?
mircea_popescu: no, but nevertheless!
jurov: who else is gonna write your eulogy?
mircea_popescu: im not fucking dead yet, am i ?!
hanbot: lol this convo...
jurov: never late to plan for the occassion, isn't it?
mircea_popescu: http://cdn.collarspace.com/photos/tn/tn_1927835p07.jpg?11152013052916 << them.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Boo1D5 )
hanbot: jurov i've heard of worse premises for dating services
mircea_popescu: jurov worked as a life insurance sales agent i bet!
jurov: lol i did for a while
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: anyway, off to buy the tombstone, bbl.
jurov: hanbot rather a pickup line, maybe. "wanna write my eulogy?"
hanbot: haha totally
diametric: asciilifeform: its a manual 3 axis, though i think it would take little effort to make it a full 3 axis.
diametric: asciilifeform: in context of the wood dong guy, he could vary height with the intensity as well, but it becomes really, really apparently its lasered because the edges are always charred
diametric: not that it matters, his shit is already obviously lasered.
diametric: also, nubbins`, your dedication to this guy is amazing.
jurov: http://hashingit.com/analysis/39-the-myth-of-the-megabyte-bitcoin-block some nice graphs
assbot: The Myth Of The Megabyte Bitcoin Block ... ( http://bit.ly/1Bor0LM )
ben_vulpes: <jurov> [] hanbot rather a pickup line, maybe. "wanna write my eulogy?" << i have actually used this one
jurov: successfully?
ben_vulpes: yeah!
ben_vulpes: we were like 14? 15? derping around on livejournal.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9417 @ 0.00048561 = 4.573 BTC [+]
davout: ben_vulpes: apple numbers is unsuited for math either, it uses floats...
ben_vulpes: davout: yeah let me tell you about the manual checks in the billing process to catch rounding errors
davout: not that rounding isn't already an error in itself
davout: "you want to do some btc related accounting? well, fuck you, the decimals after the second are a $1.99 in-app purchase"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21900 @ 0.00048632 = 10.6504 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: man seconds really crawl by when one's fucking with cron scripts
mthreat: even the damn catholic church had a backdoor in AES. https://mjos.fi/doc/gavekort_kale.pdf
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1D3YL4G )
ben_vulpes: salud, pete_dushenski
pete_dushenski: we meet again
ben_vulpes: have some tits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU
assbot: Highway to hell - AC/DC (cover) Jess Greenberg - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1D406IO )
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "EUR/USD Parity in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1111/ Odds: 95(Y):5(N) by coin, 95(Y):5(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.3 BTC. Current weight: 99,494.
ben_vulpes: oh as if its even a question at this point
kakobrekla: bit4x gives you better odds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1500 @ 0.00099992 = 1.4999 BTC [+] {8}
ben_vulpes: a pauper is i
ben_vulpes: unqualified 'till i die
kakobrekla: i should put a banner back on bb
mats: http://www.dw.de/millions-of-german-workers-in-poverty/a-18212765
assbot: Millions of German workers in poverty | News | DW.DE | 24.01.2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1D41zyJ )
kakobrekla: 9.5$, not 10.5
mats: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=723_1421956190
assbot: LiveLeak.com - 21-01-2015 Peshmerga hitting ISIS on major Offensive to reach Mosul, Good use of MILAN ATGM ... ( http://bit.ly/1D44Uy2 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.0004903 = 7.0113 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i don't know that the thing needs to cough up *any* transaction on demand.
ben_vulpes: any *block*, yes.
ben_vulpes: any *unspent output*, yes.
ben_vulpes: my reasoning being that iterating through the blocks is adequate to get complex information out of the thing, and that producing unspent outputs is adequate for "bitcoinating" - eg, producing and signing transactions.
mats: allahu snackbar
ben_vulpes: another netsplit?
mats: https://blog.conformal.com/btcsim-simulating-the-rise-of-bitcoin/
assbot: btcsim: simulating the rise of Bitcoin | Conformal Systems, LLC. ... ( http://bit.ly/1D49Pim )
ben_vulpes: anything in particular about that, mats?
mats: sim of 32MB block size
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29053 @ 0.00049077 = 14.2583 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: "a single machine acting as a full node" << conformal has yet to answer any questions re: what the specs of this "machine" were.
mats: i was thinking that
Naphex: https://i.imgur.com/M3Crl1u.jpg lmao. they totally made it look like a vagina ;o
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1D4aBMm )
ben_vulpes: when i made furniture, we went out of our way to put cunts into the woodworking.
mats: a man sees what he wants to see
kakobrekla: looks empty to me
ben_vulpes: kakobrekla gets it
mats: https://twitter.com/SayfBattar/status/559073635898761218/photo/1
assbot: Cubs in the Islamic State, the generation that will conquer Rome in shā Allah http://t.co/DpkdwrsdmE
mats: should get em some boots or something. c'mon.
kakobrekla: wut, leave sha alone pls
mats: cheapo bureaucrats.
ben_vulpes: http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2015/01/the-wahhabi-wet-dream.html << related
assbot: Saudi Arabia's Kryptonite - Global Guerrillas ... ( http://bit.ly/1D4bep7 )
kakobrekla: >PS: If the #ISIS jihad can...
kakobrekla: hashtag isis ?
kakobrekla: twitter?
kakobrekla: irc chan ?
ben_vulpes: derpy guy?
ben_vulpes: dunno
Naphex: <+mats> a man sees what he wants to see
Naphex: i'm not denying anything
mats: p sure he's referring to the twitter isis brigade.
ben_vulpes: not the best english, but what american knows how to write well anyways?
mats: http://marc.info/?l=openssl-announce&m=142194517308956&w=2
assbot: '[openssl-announce] OpenSSL version 1.0.2 released' - MARC ... ( http://bit.ly/1D4bQLm )