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ben_vulpes: http://online.wsj.com/articles/counterterrorism-official-says-homegrown-lone-wolf-is-greatest-airport-terror-threat-1407533128 << sounds like the homeland surveillance system is gearing up to talk americans into putting themselves under rigorous surveillance
assbot: Counterterrorism Official Says Homegrown 'Lone Wolf' Is Greatest Airport Terror Threat - WSJ
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: generally that's what they do all the time, but this article seems to focus on airport employees
ben_vulpes: what's your story, kdomanski ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1050 @ 0.00078704 = 0.8264 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: mike_c, pete_dushenski, BingoBoingo, fluffypony: i'm taking van down for a bit.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3600 @ 0.00078704 = 2.8333 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: back up.
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: story?
ben_vulpes: it's an open ended question intentionally. whence thy interest in bitcoin, what you aim to get out of spending time in -assets, anything relevant you care to share...
kdomanski: huh, the interest in bitcoin is purely ideological - every opportunity to empower the individual is interesting to me
kdomanski: and -assets is a very stimulating environment, intelectually
kdomanski: you could say, I'm here for wisdom not found anywhere else
ben_vulpes: benvenuto a la serenissima
ben_vulpes: how do you come by your food credits?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: ping
kdomanski: embedded engineering
ben_vulpes: anything interestin? or remote controls and the like
kdomanski: at a research institute, measurement instrumentation, or a CPU for a part of a part of a part of a satellite
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: you're not Ben Vulpes the belgian DJ, are you?
ben_vulpes: no sir.
ben_vulpes: more like derpy little web apps dot com
ben_vulpes wonders if the butts tld is available yet
ben_vulpes: derpylittlewebappsdotbutts
ben_vulpes: derpylittlewebapps.butts
kdomanski: as in survantjames.com ?
ben_vulpes: that'd be the one.
ben_vulpes: SJ is more of the "full-stack polyglot development and UX shop"
ben_vulpes: we're buzzword compliant.
kdomanski: huh, I recently applied to a similiar shop in Hamburg
kdomanski: turns out, I have too much hardware stuff in my CV for that kind of work
ben_vulpes: i figured you're more the matlab kind of person
kdomanski: sweet satan, I hate matlab
kdomanski: everyone around used it
ben_vulpes: funny you should mention that.
kdomanski: I prefer python
kdomanski: in a public institution full of industrial engineers, the only acceptable (or even known) technologies are the ones with serious PR
kdomanski: you know, colorful fliers, catalogues, free conferences and stuff
ben_vulpes: what do you want? those people are suspectible to the pitch. the academia pitch, the "easy to use software" pitch...
kdomanski: yup, thus: matlab, labview
ben_vulpes: labview! that's the one i was trying to remember.
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/dell-bitcoin/
ben_vulpes: boy did i hate labview...
kdomanski: until a certain measurement instrument saves its logs with periods instead of commas
kdomanski: matlab (or something) wouldn't import it correctly
kdomanski: the first day I watched them change tens of thousands of lines by hand, the second day I showed them sed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4430 @ 0.00078269 = 3.4673 BTC [-]
kdomanski: the shit academia does is a source of laughs for each and every day
kdomanski: for example, they would never ever use Linux, because it's not reliable, not certified or for any other reason not professional enough
kdomanski: (on a device, not desktop)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20447 @ 0.00077992 = 15.947 BTC [-] {5}
kdomanski: they would instead use an expensive commercial RTOS with a certificate irrelevant to the application
kdomanski: then NOT use any RT features
ben_vulpes: sounds about right.
ben_vulpes: to those whom it may concern: i'm cutting VAN's DNS over to a new server tomorrow morning.
ben_vulpes: deposits are currently disabled because 1 query per minute to blockchain.info's api triggers their cloudflare DDOS "protection".
kakobrekla: use blockr for the while ?
ben_vulpes: that is the plan, yeah.
ben_vulpes: but also you know - one thing at a time. i have all my ducks in a row for this cutover, i'm a cautious guy and don't feel like deploying more code right before cutting over to the new server.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 71 @ 0.02523161 = 1.7914 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00078704 = 0.787 BTC [+]
mod6: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 188 Ask: 220 Last Price: 188 24h-Vol: 274k High: 199 Low: 188 VWAP: 195
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2296 @ 0.00078276 = 1.7972 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 920 @ 0.00171819 = 1.5807 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 350 @ 0.00171023 = 0.5986 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7689 @ 0.00077699 = 5.9743 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> sounds like the homeland surveillance system is gearing up to talk americans into putting themselves under rigorous surveillance << "themselves" is forcing a point. not like they're participating in any sense.
mircea_popescu: !up StephanLivera
mircea_popescu: hi there.
mircea_popescu: <kdomanski> the first day I watched them change tens of thousands of lines by hand, the second day I showed them sed <<< ahahah
mircea_popescu: i don't think i'd have ever shown them sed.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> deposits are currently disabled because 1 query per minute to blockchain.info's api triggers their cloudflare DDOS "protection". << you really don't need no api call for keeping track of one address.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20700 @ 0.00077698 = 16.0835 BTC [-]
cazalla: !s dicebitco.in
assbot: 1 results for 'dicebitco.in' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=dicebitco.in
cazalla: anyone know who is behind that site and if they're in the wot?
mircea_popescu: not afaik.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.27025015 = 3.243 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00077874 = 3.5043 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13664 @ 0.00077896 = 10.6437 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 470 @ 0.00176409 = 0.8291 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7122 @ 0.00077897 = 5.5478 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15979 @ 0.00078286 = 12.5093 BTC [+]
nubbins`: hi friends
BingoBoingo: hi nubbs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13078 @ 0.00078179 = 10.2242 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10254 @ 0.00077668 = 7.9641 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: anything fun happen these past few weeks?
nubbins`: !s nubbins
assbot: 25776 results for 'nubbins' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=nubbins
nubbins`: my idea of centered, what? :0
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: ben_vulpes started an ad network
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.26800098 = 2.68 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Lesser known Armory features http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2d3c1h/armory_bitcoin_client_silently_deanonymises_you/
assbot: Armory Bitcoin client silently de-anonymises you by sending 32 bits of your username back to bitcoinarmory.com every 30 minutes. Option can't be sensibly disabled. : Bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.26800035 = 0.536 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up donpillou
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15993 @ 0.00077567 = 12.4053 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 188 Ask: 220 Last Price: 188 24h-Vol: 326k High: 199 Low: 188 VWAP: 194
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1585748.88 in 1433 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 237.72
BingoBoingo: %p
atcbot: [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 0.08 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 6892.18 GH/s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 128 @ 0.0097 = 1.2416 BTC [+]
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: sure, but what does that have to do with me ;D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1886 @ 0.00180361 = 3.4016 BTC [+] {6}
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Maybe he'll want t-shirts?
cazalla: /query gribble
nubbins`: MAYBE!
BingoBoingo: http://deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708
assbot: Video: Tony Stewart Runs Over Driver During Confrontation, Killing Him
nubbins`: http://imgur.com/YR4KlXY
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: in-progress, giant void to be filled
nubbins`: grey will be metallic silver ink
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: This was offered as related https://imgur.com/gallery/Qh5n4fP
assbot: Darwin approves - Imgur
nubbins`: HAHAHA
nubbins`: lel @ comment: "ram it in there"
BingoBoingo: If God didn't approve of sodomy he wouldn't have given that Ram a buttplug
nubbins`: nor would he have put your asshole at dick-level
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5607 @ 0.00077567 = 4.3492 BTC [-]
nubbins`: so for the first time in my life, there were goddamn funnel clouds forming here yesterday
kakobrekla: global warming
nubbins`: oh, and this july was the hottest on record since before my parents (age 65!) were born
kakobrekla: climate change
nubbins`: nah man, just seasonal variations in weather. loony lefty.
kakobrekla: fuckin scamers.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24550 @ 0.00078328 = 19.2295 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Remember your tornado safety and go outside to watch
BingoBoingo: !up moiety
moiety: hey
nubbins`: nah, 's all good now
nubbins`: there was a SEVERE WEATHER WARNING for literally 35 minutes
nubbins`: strangest skies i've ever seen
kakobrekla: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=731374.0
assbot: We have a plan to establish a fund focus on low risk trade,we seeking invest
kakobrekla: gold
nubbins`: unrelated: cops taking shifts parking in front of house next door
nubbins`: third one since 4:30am just arrived
nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/marc-emery-b-c-s-prince-of-pot-returns-to-canada-aug-12-1.2732200
assbot: Marc Emery, B.C.'s 'prince of pot,' returns to Canada Aug. 12 - British Columbia - CBC News
kakobrekla: !up Blazedout419 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=269216.msg8276841#msg8276841
assbot: [BitFunder] IceDrill.ASIC IPO (235 Thash Mining Operation powered by HashFast)
nubbins`: imagine mailing a photograph of a nude woman to someone in saudi arabia, and then having your government extradite you there at the king's request to serve a 5-year jail term
moiety: sorry to interrupt
moiety: I really didn't know what to say yesterday but I've had time to think now. I will leave the phone line on for the remainder of the term when I can and update the blog but I won't be able to be on IRC. Since I won't be on IRC anymore, if there is anything I should really know, please leave a message on skype or the blog. The reasons being, this isn't working out for me and I need to focus on working to keep a roof over my head and ☟︎
moiety: also, personal reasons. I apologise for any inconvenience, however, I'm sure this is understandable and I did state it would be a trial to see how things panned out.
BingoBoingo: What are some of the problematic usernames?
fluffypony: BingoBoingo: have you seen Draft Day?
BingoBoingo: fluffypony: Nah
fluffypony: just started watching it, I know nothing about American Football
kakobrekla: moiety hope all is well there.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18293 @ 0.00077771 = 14.2266 BTC [-]
moiety: thank you kakobrekla :]
fluffypony: moiety: are you going to go get a...a...job? :(
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2535 @ 0.00077558 = 1.9661 BTC [-] {2}
moiety: i hope so fluffypony
fluffypony: all the best
moiety: :] thanks
moiety: manuls for all! :]
nubbins`: http://trilema.com/2014/lets-pretend/
assbot: Let’s pretend… pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
nubbins`: read it twice, no closer to unravelling
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 594.05, Best ask: 596.49, Bid-ask spread: 2.44000, Last trade: 594.05, 24 hour volume: 2323.94523316, 24 hour low: 585.25, 24 hour high: 597.0, 24 hour vwap: 0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 120 @ 0.01463008 = 1.7556 BTC [-] {3}
fluffypony: so
fluffypony: Danny started using his Facebook account again
fluffypony: https://www.facebook.com/danny.brewster1
fluffypony: looks like he bought himself a Ferrari
chetty: <fluffypony> looks like he bought himself a Ferrari// I am shocked, shocked I say
xmj: whois danny.brewster1
fluffypony: xmj: Danny Brewster started Neo&Bee
fluffypony: and bolted with 8k BTC
chetty: FYI all http://www.eulorum.org/Installing_Eulora#Linux now has instructions for gentoo and fedora compiles
assbot: Installing Eulora - Eulorum
xmj: ouch.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7143 @ 0.00078349 = 5.5965 BTC [+] {2}
chetty: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaEq1tHCQAE8c_y.jpg
nubbins`: ha
xmj: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bitcoin-suspected-be-nsa-cia-project-1460439
assbot: Bitcoin Suspected to Be NSA or CIA Project
BingoBoingo: lulzy source they cite http://ciaproject.org/projects/
assbot: CIA PROJECT | CIA PROJECT
kakobrekla: nah it was the evil doing of MoSW
nubbins`: got about three paragraphs in before the audio ads started playing
nubbins`: guess i'll skip the rest of the article
xmj: eh, audio disabled. apologies and all
xmj: (use a proper browser and proper dns-based ad filtering solution and you won't have to deal with this shit.)
nubbins`: hey, not your fault
xmj: :p
[]bot: Bet placed: 2.51915554 BTC for Yes on "Difficulty over 21Bn by Summer's end 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/877/ Odds: 87(Y):13(N) by coin, 89(Y):11(N) by weight. Total bet: 18.72755554 BTC. Current weight: 17,776.
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 314905 | Current Difficulty: 1.9729645940577133E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 316511 | Next Difficulty In: 1606 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 1 day, 13 hours, 1 minute, and 16 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 23909421993.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 21.18526
chetty: <xmj> http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bitcoin-suspected-be-nsa-cia-project-1460439
assbot: Bitcoin Suspected to Be NSA or CIA Project
chetty: <assbot> Bitcoin Suspected to Be NSA or CIA Project// just from the title thats silly, they dont get along
chetty: good grief yesterday cnn had hong kong in brazil, today its ulan bator in the ukraine
xmj: CNN belongs to Fox, no?
fluffypony: no - Time Warner
fluffypony: well, techically TBS, who in turn is owned by Time Warner
xmj: ah, fox wanted to buy TW and withdrew the bid.
xmj: http://www.bbc.com/news/business-28668539
assbot: BBC News - 21st Century Fox withdraws bid for Time Warner
thestringpuller: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/U.S._Monetary_base.png
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.00077632 = 18.8258 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00077437 = 14.2484 BTC [-] {2}
xmj: looks like numbers were pulled out of someone
xmj: s ass.
chetty: isnt that where most numbers come from?
xmj: no, most i know were made out of thin air
chetty: not much difference beyond smell
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00077048 = 1.4639 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: github for windows is a joke
thestringpuller: people is so dumb you gotta have a big magical "sync" button cause git pull and git push are too hard of concepts to understand
pankkake: ugh. another reason I can't stand github
pankkake: let's crap the history with more useless commits
ben_vulpes: if you're advanced enough to do without the "sync" button, you're advanced enough to cygwin and fuck you
BingoBoingo: !up indiancandy1
ben_vulpes: "insulting"
ben_vulpes: oh look who's back
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Back around nao
indiancandy1: lol
indiancandy1: who me??
indiancandy1: im in india
indiancandy1: terrible net connection
BingoBoingo: Congrats
indiancandy1: congrats to?
BingoBoingo: I guess it will have to remain a mystery
ben_vulpes: hey bb got it sorted
BingoBoingo: Ah cool, which thing?
ben_vulpes: what's going on with moiety?
ben_vulpes: just...derping.
indiancandy1: moeity
indiancandy1: where is she
indiancandy1: long time
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Moiety has to find fiat revenues
indiancandy1: wher is mp
kakobrekla: finding bitcoin revenues
BingoBoingo: Where isn't MP?
indiancandy1: india
BingoBoingo: Maybe he's in the cool part?
indiancandy1: its monsoon
indiancandy1: not hot atm
BingoBoingo: Other definition of cool
ben_vulpes: who paid for your ticket indiancandy1 ?
indiancandy1: myself
indiancandy1: i do have a job u no
indiancandy1: LOL
indiancandy1: just i would rather spend ur money then mine
ben_vulpes: orly?
indiancandy1: ya
BingoBoingo: OMG Obama!!!
kakobrekla: only coz she needs to suck cock to get it
ben_vulpes: what, and sucking cock for cash is such a horrible thing now?
kakobrekla: you go do it then
ben_vulpes: i have my own awful methods of procuring food credits
BingoBoingo: Butt stuff?
ben_vulpes: holding a moderately accurate model of the modern compute infrastructure in my head.
assbot: Last 10 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1RH4H2S.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 10 ✂︎
ben_vulpes: some days the only thing keeping me from going back to the wood shop is bitcoin
ben_vulpes: classic gamblers fallacy
ben_vulpes: "i've spent all this time and sacrificed all this brain to understand these demon devices i better get something out of it!"
ben_vulpes doubles down on black
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00076995 = 8.1615 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: i could be reading seneca
punkman: hello
BingoBoingo: Hello punkman
punkman: ben_vulpes: classic gamblers fallacy << more like sunk costs fallacy
punkman: you'd probably make less money in the wood shop, no? but I guess it works if you are optimizing for not-going-insane
ben_vulpes: yeah, that's what i meant, punkman.
ben_vulpes: although i think it may be too late.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Just take the pills.
BingoBoingo: Oh, so much NASCAR drama
ben_vulpes: i prefer running around the block until i pass out from exhaustion.
BingoBoingo: Just just straight up murdered a bitch on the track last night
BingoBoingo: Or so I've read
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=713983.0
assbot: Scam Accusation against Urocoin (true-asset) and Green Earth Systems Limited
BingoBoingo: Piss coin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.62932040 BTC to 12`785 shares, 12744 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 14.88084472 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 1294 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 82 @ 0.01462774 = 1.1995 BTC [-] {2}
CheckDavid: :)
pete_dushenski: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 314917 | Current Difficulty: 1.9729645940577133E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 316511 | Next Difficulty In: 1594 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 10 hours, 22 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 23368903358.2 | Estimated Percent Change: 18.44563
pete_dushenski: ;;nethash
gribble: 171700902.939
pete_dushenski: respekt
pete_dushenski: https://twitter.com/pete_dushenski/status/498499324377317376
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1680524.38 in 1205 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 257.90
BingoBoingo: !up peterl
CheckDavid: HiI'm looking to create lead generation page that is easy to update and customize and looks OK. Any advice?
BingoBoingo: WHat's lead generation?
CheckDavid: Leads. Prospects.
punkman: BingoBoingo: HTML form
BingoBoingo: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/missouri-crowd-shooting-kill-police-24915554
assbot: Police Say Fatal Shooting Came After Altercation - ABC News
CheckDavid: Business projects BingoBoingo
CheckDavid: *prospects
BingoBoingo: http://www.bnd.com/2014/08/09/3342742/ferguson-police-shooting-prompts.html
assbot: FERGUSON, Mo.: St. Louis-area crowd after shooting: 'Kill the police' | National | News Democrat
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1681046.17 in 1204 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 258.01
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: Have you considered cold calling instead?
CheckDavid: BingoBoingo: you might be making fun of me. But I did.
CheckDavid: And I actually cold called
CheckDavid: Real hustle
CheckDavid: B2B cold calling is a real hustle
punkman: CheckDavid: what are you selling?
CheckDavid: 99% are answering machines and secretaries that will stall you forever
CheckDavid: I was working for a digital marketing agency
CheckDavid: Web design. SEO. PPC management
CheckDavid: Etc
CheckDavid: PPC as in adwords
punkman: doing it on your own now?
CheckDavid: Well. No. I don't have the skills to provide those services. So I would just do.marketing for the company as an independent contractor.
BingoBoingo: What about phone sex line?
CheckDavid: What do you mean exactly?
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: Use that as a revenue stream to just buy a lead generation form from Oracle or whoever.
CheckDavid: Loook
ben_vulpes: CheckDavid: if you're working this hustle for a web design and seo firm they should make that for you.
CheckDavid: *loook
CheckDavid: *lool
CheckDavid: Damn
peterl: drool?
CheckDavid: ben_vulpes: I know. But I want to be sort of independent from them you know? And be able to repurposed the page for.another company or services easily.
BingoBoingo: Fuck these libertards without a flame resistant tent how could I drink and smoke cigarettes inside it? http://www.alternet.org/personal-health/tent-camping-america-one-big-toxic-experience?page=0%2C0
assbot: Tent Camping in America Is One Big Toxic Experience | Alternet
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/bitcoin-mining-pool-updates/
ben_vulpes: CheckDavid: have you even googled for landing pages and lead gen yet?
BingoBoingo: Lead Generation Step 1: Start WordPress blog. Step 2: Call people idiots. Step 3 Watch leads come to you.
ben_vulpes: Miller describes "Mad Max: Fury Road" as an extended chase taking place over three days. The movie, due out next summer and also starring Charlize Theron, features minimal dialogue. The screenplay consisted of storyboards — sketches of each planned shot — rather than a conventional script.
ben_vulpes: http://www.bnd.com/2014/08/10/3343481/mad-max-director-heartbroken-over.html#wgt=rcntnews
assbot: SAN DIEGO: 'Mad Max' director 'heartbroken' over Mel Gibson | Movie News & Reviews | News Democrat
CheckDavid: ben_vulpes: not really
CheckDavid: But yeah. A landing page is what I need.
punkman: CheckDavid: a landing page exists in the context of a larger website
CheckDavid: Not necessarily punkman
BingoBoingo: <punkman> CheckDavid: a landing page exists in the context of a larger website << Pretty much this is anyone is ever going to find them
BingoBoingo: *if
CheckDavid: Its just that. A landing page. Its a page optimized to convey a certain piece of information and get a specific kind of action from the visitor in the most efficient way possible. Regardless of the existence of a bigger website.
BingoBoingo: But what gets people to the landing page?
peterl: and why would they trust it?
CheckDavid: A link.
CheckDavid: Can be from anywhere.
CheckDavid: They would trust based on the trust it commands by itself I guess.
peterl: do internet pages command trust now?
CheckDavid: In case they are not pre-sold on the proposition on the said page.
pete_dushenski: guess who has a new header? http://contravex.com
assbot: Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
CheckDavid: Something.com commands more trust than hax4fri.UK.gov.ru
CheckDavid: In my opinion
CheckDavid: Then the design also plays a part
BingoBoingo: !up HeySteve
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Nice header work
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: i'm gettin' header
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Better not be driving to fast during it.
pete_dushenski: and risk getting pulled over right in the middle?
pete_dushenski: nevah
BingoBoingo: Don't you have those long empty oil roads up there you can use?
pete_dushenski: i'm an avowed urbanite
pete_dushenski: and who wants to drive an hour or two to find those long empty oil roads?
BingoBoingo: What, like you've never been somewhere you could raise and slaughter your own tomatos?
peterl: You can raise tomatoes on a balcony
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> and who wants to drive an hour or two to find those long empty oil roads? << Who doesn't
BingoBoingo: peterl: Maybe, 5 or so of them.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: city folk
peterl: how many tomatos you think you need?
pete_dushenski: peterl: or on a penthouse patio in the heart of the city
pete_dushenski: along with kale, lettuce, etc
peterl: are you having a sandwich or making a year's worth of spaghetti sauce?
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: So I take it you've never felt to impulse to venture into the woods and punch a bear?
peterl: venture into the woods and drink a beer!
pete_dushenski: i'll go to the mountains for a hike
BingoBoingo: peterl: Making sandwiches, and freezing a bunch for chili in the winter.
BingoBoingo: !up peterl
BingoBoingo: Also growing watermelons, cantaloupes, brussel sprouts, and sweet corn
BingoBoingo: http://it.slashdot.org/story/14/08/10/1630246/silent-circles-blackphone-exploited-at-def-con
assbot: Silent Circle's Blackphone Exploited at Def Con - Slashdot
pete_dushenski: le shock
pete_dushenski: bbl
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1677384.82 in 1190 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 257.23
BingoBoingo: !up hdbuck
BingoBoingo: Hello hdbuck
hdbuck: hello :)
BingoBoingo: !up moarrr
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: What brings you around these parts today?
hdbuck: bingoboingo ah just checking whats going on lately in here, how's your summer holidays going on so far?
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: Not so bad.
hdbuck: bingoboingo i just bought nixie tubes that i would like to assemble as a bitcoin price ticker. should look great i hope, will gladely share some pics with you if you are interested
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: I'm always interested in seeing things people put together. Usually for price though...
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 587.2, Best ask: 588.29, Bid-ask spread: 1.09000, Last trade: 588.29, 24 hour volume: 2958.59153113, 24 hour low: 585.54, 24 hour high: 597.0, 24 hour vwap: 0
hdbuck: bingoboingo yea first things first i need to make it happen before thinking of commercializing it somehow
ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> guess who has a new header? http://contravex.com << wd
assbot: Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: Well, everything in steps
moarrr: Hey everyone
ben_vulpes: cutting van dns over
ben_vulpes: let me know if horror ensues
BingoBoingo: Hey moarrr
moarrr: Im looking to give away some bitcoin, anyone interested?
ben_vulpes: yup
ben_vulpes: i'll take some
peterl: are you wanting something in return?
moarrr: you have to show me your tits tho... lol j/k
moarrr: just paste your addresses
ben_vulpes: 196Ezs1cxfT9qyFuwhmSZF7RGR5yhfVzTb
hdbuck: 1BuCK28c6D8NYjvcNcafDT9u4FkEWAycQa never know :)
BingoBoingo: moarrr: 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: You do a lot of price following?
hdbuck: bingoboingo price following?!
moarrr: https://blockchain.info/tx/da7535933f733eb870c831d41de8678c9ddf4b2f7f2a7ebab7de534036bcb8e5
assbot: Bitcoin Transaction da7535933f733eb870c831d41de8678c9ddf4b2f7f2a7ebab7de534036bcb8e5
moarrr: http://www.twitter.com/DanMAbraham
assbot: Daniel M Abraham (DanMAbraham) auf Twitter
moarrr: :P
peterl: BingoBoingo: is that a vanity address?
moarrr: Im a billionaire btw :)
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: You know following the Bitcoin price
BingoBoingo: peterl: It is indeed
peterl: nice
hdbuck: moarrr sweet thx dude :)
BingoBoingo: moarrr: Thank you
hdbuck: bingoboingo well i try not to lately since i dont see anything happening so far
ben_vulpes: gratzi, moarrr
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: any thoughts on http://trilema.com/2014/lets-pretend/
assbot: Let’s pretend… pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
moarrr: Im not sure I understand what this channel is about
moarrr: Can anyone explain?
BingoBoingo: moarrr: It's like a social club for people playing with Bitcoin at a high level
moarrr: oh
BingoBoingo: Also for organic markov chain generators
moarrr: Im kinda new to bitcoin :P
BingoBoingo: Well it takes a lot of reading to catch up, thing has been going on what, 5 years now?
BingoBoingo: moarrr: You know danielpbarron ?
moarrr: BingoBoingo: maybe
moarrr: why?
BingoBoingo: The twitter account you linked says there's a mutual following relation
moarrr: oh right yeh hes followed me on twitter and i followed him also
danielpbarron: i helped moarrr with his twitter profile; gave him some advice on things to change
moarrr: so is there anyone cool in here?
peterl: me?
moarrr: i said cool people :P
peterl: lol
BingoBoingo: moarrr: Depends on when you are on in part
BingoBoingo: ;;seen thestringpuller
gribble: thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 hours, 57 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <thestringpuller> people is so dumb you gotta have a big magical "sync" button cause git pull and git push are too hard of concepts to understand
moarrr: lol
chetty raises hand
hdbuck: bingoboingo : yea, very interesting article, i think public exchange are vastly manipulated to prevent such thing to happen to. i had a conversation not so long ago about Mining farms such as Bitfury et al and how they deal with hedge funds to keep the price low as for now whilst boosting off exchanges volumes. kinda felel like the institutional money is desperate not to see this scenario happening before they all have sound pos
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: Ah, cool
hdbuck: reminds me this article, which i found quite kul too: http://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/im-hoarding-bitcoins-and-no-you-cant-have-any/
assbot: I'm Hoarding Bitcoins, and No You Can't Have Any | Satoshi Nakamoto Institute
moarrr: lol
moarrr: im not sure of the value of bitcoins anyway
moarrr: they might be worth alot less than the market says atm
hdbuck: bingoboingo: the real heroes are the hoarders ^^
chetty: or a lot more
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 588.28, Best ask: 588.95, Bid-ask spread: 0.67000, Last trade: 588.97, 24 hour volume: 2967.42594245, 24 hour low: 585.54, 24 hour high: 597.0, 24 hour vwap: 0
BingoBoingo: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 188 Ask: 250 Last Price: 188 24h-Vol: 169k High: 195 Low: 188 VWAP: 189
mod6: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1679564.65 in 1178 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 257.70
BingoBoingo: moarrr: Well, there aren't too many solid competitors to Bitcoin when it comes to scarcity except for maybe Uranium
moarrr: oh ive got some assets which are way better than bitcoin :)
ben_vulpes: lolya? what's that?
moarrr: im not prepared to disclose them in public right now :)
ben_vulpes: then it doesn't count.
moarrr: :)
BingoBoingo: moarrr: You hold Plutonium?
moarrr: nope, its not plutonium
hdbuck: moarrr: uranium?
ben_vulpes: urmomium?
BingoBoingo: http://therealmanders.blogspot.com/2014/08/scammersubjective-alert-beware-of-kim.html
assbot: The REAL Mander: Scammer(subjective) Alert: BEWARE OF KIM SHANNON
danielpbarron: moarrr, your swagger?
moarrr: danielpbarron: nope
moarrr: i dont have any swagger
punkman: is it ethereum?
moarrr: nope
punkman: truckful of tide?
hdbuck: diner time, bye folks :)
BingoBoingo: !up copumpkin
copumpkin: allo :)
BingoBoingo: Hello copumpkin, How is your ratings jubilee going?
copumpkin: my ratings jubilee?
moarrr: punkman: nope
moarrr: i dont think you will ever get it guys
moarrr: so dont worry
moarrr: its the most valuable asset in the universe
mod6: derp alert!
moarrr: and none of you have it
BingoBoingo: copumpkin: Where your tomato incarcerating from has that thing inviting suspected scammers of long ago to see your ratings forgiveness
BingoBoingo: moarrr: Stem cells?
moarrr: BingoBoingo: nope
chetty: moarrr, pics or it doesn't exist
moarrr: chetty: nope
moarrr: it exists
copumpkin: BingoBoingo: was unable to parse it :/
BingoBoingo: !up moarrr
BingoBoingo: copumpkin: Ah
moarrr: :/
BingoBoingo: moarrr: White slaves?
moarrr: BingoBoingo: nope
BingoBoingo: moarrr: Voice in this channel?
moarrr: BingoBoingo: nope
BingoBoingo: !down moarrr
chetty: hahahaha
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BingoBoingo: !b 7 ✂︎
peterl: aww, you scared him away before he revealed the most amazing investment evar :(
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
danielpbarron: it was probably "love" or "hope" or something silly like that
BingoBoingo: If it was that amazing the investment would scare him more than I can
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 314931 | Current Difficulty: 1.9729645940577133E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 316511 | Next Difficulty In: 1580 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 0 hours, 41 minutes, and 8 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 23493769259.6 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.07851
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/DanMAbraham/status/498531428347703296 Daniel M Abraham ‏@DanMAbraham 1m http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ … - Mircea Popescu - Im not sure that I have seen a billionaire that is this much of a loser... ☟︎
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BingoBoingo: !b 11 ✂︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7850 @ 0.00077201 = 6.0603 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: http://www.reddit.com/r/dogethereum/
assbot: dogethereum
BingoBoingo: http://www.coinion.com/2014/08/01/bitcoin-exchange-legitxchange-ru-disappears/
assbot: Bitcoin exchange LegitXchange.ru disappears | The Coinion
fluffypony: here I found the log
fluffypony: it's hilarious
fluffypony: the dude has infinite hitpoints
fluffypony: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=0Xv5vbGe
BingoBoingo: fluffypony: blog it!
fluffypony: nah shame, the guys an idiot and he knows it, don't need to embarrass him further
BigBitz: Haha poor moarrr.
BigBitz: He's not that bad. His ambtion is to be "Famous"
kakobrekla: <moarrr> Or im getting on a plane to canada
kakobrekla: lol
mircea_popescu wonders what he's missed.
Apocalyptic: guy must be trolling
kakobrekla: let him visit ian bakewell while he is at it
fluffypony: Apocalyptic: I don't think so...you saw the conversation in here earlier, right?
Apocalyptic: yeah, I did
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: anything fun happen these past few weeks? << lol.
mircea_popescu: !up enigmaa
enigmaa: hi
mircea_popescu: ello.
Apocalyptic: fluffypony, that's what a good troll does: you can't really tell
fluffypony: hah hah
mircea_popescu: assbot:
mircea_popescu: Armory Bitcoin client silently de-anonymises you by sending 32 bits of your username back to bitcoinarmory.com every 30 minutes. Option can't be sensibly disabled. : Bitcoin <<< o wow ?!
mircea_popescu: is this actually true ?
BigBitz: Yup.
Apocalyptic: I've seen that claim before, maybe from gmax
mircea_popescu: that's pretty fucking major.
mircea_popescu: why the fuck is it phoning home at all.
ben_vulpes: the food processor is a pretty fantastic invention.
BigBitz: They track IPs as well, mircea_popescu.
Apocalyptic: BigBitz, obv
BigBitz: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=731315.0;all http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2d3c1h/armory_bitcoin_client_silently_deanonymises_you/
assbot: Why is Armory sending our *USERNAMES* to bitcoinarmory.com ‼️
assbot: Armory Bitcoin client silently de-anonymises you by sending 32 bits of your username back to bitcoinarmory.com every 30 minutes. Option can't be sensibly disabled. : Bitcoin
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: yeah - you can stop it with a command-line switch every time it starts, but no permanent way like a tickbox in the GUI
mircea_popescu: BigBitz jeeez. never fucking trust these people.
BigBitz: have a read... fun. :)
mircea_popescu: "Sorry guys, I've been out all day, but I've been thinking about this. You all are absolutely right. We made two mistakes:"
mircea_popescu: derp.
mircea_popescu: "nd in the end, we don't care about your IP, we only use it the ID for collecting statistics about what operatings systems are being use to run Armory and what versions people are using, especially after announcing new versions. This helps us remove duplicates."
mircea_popescu: herp.
BigBitz: At least they had the foresight to respond with 'something' - some credit.
mircea_popescu: scandalous.
mod6: yikes
BigBitz: you can stop it, mircea_popescu.
mircea_popescu: BigBitz yeah. that credit goes like this : they did it deliberately not accidentally, at the urging of a large, well organised party, and had pr in place for catastrophe.
mircea_popescu: herpy derp.
BigBitz: I think it's --skip-anounce-out or --skip-announce can't remember now.
mircea_popescu: BigBitz what else you don't know about you can't stop ?
mircea_popescu: trust is discrete.
BigBitz: mircea_popescu lots of things probably :) but you CAN stop this (now...)
BigBitz: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask mircea_popescu!~Mircea@pdpc/supporter/silver/mircea-popescu. Trust relationship from user BigBitz to user mircea_popescu: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 14 via 11 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=BigBitz&dest=mircea_popescu | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=mircea_popescu | Rated since: Fri Jul 22 11:04:26 2011
BigBitz: :)
mircea_popescu: fucking twerps
BigBitz: I like the hash of the user home dir also :P
mircea_popescu: there was like.... one. ONE motherfucking service out there i didn't particularly despise.
Apocalyptic: who uses armory these days anyway ?
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic BingoBoingo ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Nah
Apocalyptic: didn't know mircea
Apocalyptic: you can do everything with bitcoind and personal scripts
BigBitz: Just use bc.i - you have Anton protecting you then \o/
BingoBoingo: Haven't used it since January 2013
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic i know.
BigBitz throws coins out the window
mircea_popescu: BigBitz he'll probably just invest your cash with neobee and save the whales.
BingoBoingo: Played with, but... haven't kept anything with it since then
BigBitz: but... but... he's Anton.
mircea_popescu: fucking scandalous this.
peterl: mircea_popescu: are you still giving away domain names?
BigBitz: mircea_popescu perhaps Armory hired Anton for security advice?
mircea_popescu: so you want to know what the nsa is doing, when it's not sending retarded romanian speakers to make a laughingstock out of themselves in this chan ?
mircea_popescu: why, this. it deanonimizes armory users.
Apocalyptic: <BigBitz> mircea_popescu perhaps Armory hired Anton for security advice? // lel
mircea_popescu: peterl mmm lemme see if anything was left.
BigBitz: ArmoryAndAntonUpATreeK-I-S-S-I-N-G.com
mircea_popescu: and the whole thing run by etotheipi, who you will recall as the at-the-time important miner who worked with gavin to kill the at-the-time long chain.
mircea_popescu: ;;rated etotheipi
gribble: You have not yet rated user etotheipi
mircea_popescu: ;;rate etotheipi -10 usg plant. helps nsa in every way he can, lies about it every chance he gets.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
mircea_popescu: how convenient.
fluffypony: who is that?
mircea_popescu: some twerp.
peterl: you sure you are spelling it right?
mircea_popescu: yes.
BigBitz: ;;gpg info etotheipi
gribble: No such user registered.
mircea_popescu: exactly.
thestringpuller: http://www.etotheipi.com/
assbot: EtotheIPi.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 235 @ 0.00246419 = 0.5791 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.2719974 = 0.544 BTC [+]
BigBitz: Wow.
BigBitz: That is an AMAZING website.
BigBitz: such design.
BigBitz: many htmls.
BigBitz: WOW.
mircea_popescu: peterl btcscoop
peterl: .com?
mircea_popescu: yes/.
peterl: nice
BigBitz registers btcscoop.io
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: nah man, just seasonal variations in weather. loony lefty. << you ever had the curiosity to simulate the probability of a "warmest/coldest" on record event ?
mircea_popescu: take something easy, like say you always bet 1 on satoshi dice, have an infinity of money, and play for 65 rounds.
mircea_popescu: what are the odds for the result of the 66th round to put you the highest/lowest you've ever been in the previous 65 ?
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: imagine mailing a photograph of a nude woman to someone in saudi arabia, and then having your government extradite you there at the king's request to serve a 5-year jail term <<< kinda why you don't want to live in a shitty country i guess.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla "0.01 is accept now". lol. we gotta get in on this esl btc market.
mircea_popescu: "Some noob investers think they have a god given right to pull out whenever the impulse hits them, and are throwing fits because reality won't cooperate with their whims." o.O
peterl: shoulda put on a condom before starting
nubbins`: peterl, that's what the lady said to the sailor
mircea_popescu: i thought that's what the coed said to the other coed after the sailor.
peterl: the coed doesn't like the taste?
nubbins`: i thought all the countries were shitty XD
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: read it twice, no closer to unravelling << made no sense huh ?
nubbins`: you lost me at the part where someone has a bunch of btc and they're selling them off in order to keep the price down
nubbins`: TBF i'm just back from a two-week vacation and my brain is mush
mircea_popescu: i thought the point of vacations was to recharge your batteries, not to dip blunts in a speed-lsd solution all day long.
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BingoBoingo: !b 4 ✂︎
nubbins`: GOD DAMMIT I WAS IN AMSTERDAM IT'S WHAT WAS EXPECTED OF ME
nubbins`: i mean, uh.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: and bolted with 8k BTC << nah, his local shills in cyprus got some, including that president of w/e nonuniversity twerp. and his shills online also got some, which is how andreas antonotwerpoulous paid for pizzas last winter.
mircea_popescu: chetty: <assbot> Bitcoin Suspected to Be NSA or CIA Project// just from the title thats silly, they dont get along <<< congratulations, you've just run into the "cover your bases" online phenomenon. it goes like this : twerp with nothing to say has to spin out 5k words to get his half cent a word to pay for his ramen. and twerp has taken logic 101 (or else, mysql inject 101) and thus knows what OR does!
mircea_popescu: and so : "mp suspected of being alien from outer space, serial killer or romanian."
mircea_popescu: totally legit title.
nubbins`: up to 50% or more discount!
mircea_popescu: no less than over 50% discount or less!
nubbins`: there was a conversation the other day about parallel discussions that really struck a chord
nubbins`: this is why you don't see politicians resigning in shame from scandal anymore
nubbins`: they just say words about a different thing and dust off their hands
mircea_popescu: that's progress!
nubbins`: although TBF parallel discussions is kinda my M.O. here
mircea_popescu: seemingly.
nubbins`: can't make the waters too clear, people will start drinking em
mircea_popescu: lol
nubbins`: where's those chan stats that list the biggest loudmouths?
nubbins` points to lists, self
mircea_popescu: 32.) nubbins` << that ?!
nubbins`: 32? i was like number 5 last month!
mircea_popescu: sorry dood.
nubbins`: srsly tho, what's the url
BingoBoingo: stats.bitcoin-assets.com
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: just...derping. << i have nfi, tried to give her an online job so she can cover her expenses and live more or less comfortably in exchange of spending 12 hours a day in front of the screen. didn't take it.
mircea_popescu: either teh mi6 paid her a visit or else she inexplicably wants more from life than 12/7 lcd screen.
nubbins`: aha, #4 for last year
nubbins`: taking half a month off killed me in the other two lists tho
nubbins`: how are noobs supposed to waste time reading nonsense if i'm thirty-fucking-second?
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1:wher is mp BingoBoingo: Where isn't MP? ndiancandy1: india << you know y'all gonna have to start giving the girl some credit. she's both persistent and occasionally clever.
nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> either teh mi6 paid her a visit or else she inexplicably wants more from life than 12/7 lcd screen. << "curiously, the human wanted fulfilling work. we will analyze the data further until this makes sense" :D
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you know this is a recurring thing in my dungeons. "why are you crying ?" "my butt hurts" "the beatings will continue until your attitude improves."
nubbins`: seems to be working in gaza -_-
mircea_popescu: it does, dunnit ?
mircea_popescu: compared to the bitchslapping the jooz had to deliver the sandniggers last time they got uppity, this one was much shorter, cheaper and about just as effectual.
nubbins`: difference between home and yoorup in media coverage and public attitude on this topic was interesting
mircea_popescu: ;;google six day war
gribble: Six-Day War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War>; The Six-Day War: <http://www.sixdaywar.org/>; Six-Day War (Middle East [1967]) -- Encyclopedia Britannica: <http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/850855/Six-Day-War>
nubbins`: war's a bit of a misnomer
BingoBoingo kinda wonders what happens when ISIS meets Israel
mircea_popescu: yea. "the six day beatings".
nubbins`: ^
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu> indiancandy1:wher is mp BingoBoingo: Where isn't MP? ndiancandy1: india << you know y'all gonna have to start giving the girl some credit. she's both persistent and occasionally clever. << Definitely persistent, seems to be developing clever
mircea_popescu: then, as now, the arabs figured their overrepresentation in the media and un counts for something.
nubbins`: so i'm pretty sure someone was murdered next door
mircea_popescu: showing idiots everywhere that the un is like a sort of old world reddit, and thus therefore its support not only toothless but actually harmful to one's cause is a valuable contribution to human intellectual heritage.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo maybe just easing into her own.
nubbins`: what the fuck's the UN gonna do, write you a letter?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you don't understand. they're important!
mircea_popescu: people care!
mircea_popescu: please!
Apocalyptic: they gonna draft a resolution, and publish it
nubbins`: people selling cerulean fabric dye care
oglafbot: http://oglaf.com/ron/
assbot: Ron the Brawler
nubbins`: that's about it
mircea_popescu: and ask for facebook upvotes
chetty: make a bad hashtag about you
mircea_popescu: sheeit son oglafbot ?
mircea_popescu: aahahahaha you got me.
nubbins`: chetty the UN is essentially a large, creaking parallel discussion
nubbins`: anyway, yeah, there's been a rotating set of squad cars parked outside for the past 12 hours
mircea_popescu: maybe the hookers you live next door too actually give THAT good blowjobs ?
mircea_popescu: maybe they suck it through a donut or something.
nubbins`: i asked one of the five-ohs what the deal was, he said there's a "crime scene" upstairs and they're not sure what happened, waiting for investigators
nubbins`: nono, hooker is on the OTHER side
Apocalyptic: heh
nubbins`: i'm not sure what's more surprising: that a cop went upstairs and does not know what happened, or that it takes 12 hours for gary sinise to get to newfoundland
mircea_popescu: why did the hooker cross the street ?
nubbins`: because she saw me coming
nubbins`: wait, shit, this is a joke, isn't it?
nubbins`: sorry
mircea_popescu: ...
nubbins`: DUNNO, WHY
mircea_popescu: ...
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> nono, hooker is on the OTHER side <<< there, musheahd.
nubbins`: they didn't tell me that "utopia haze" was a potent strain
mircea_popescu: peterl you can just have it, provided you do something with it.
peterl: ok, sure, I could do something
mircea_popescu: namecheap name ?
peterl: I have *ideas* ...
nubbins`: http://i.imgur.com/5W6PDef.jpg
nubbins`: good reference for those who draw
mircea_popescu: not bad, dump it in eulora too :D
thestringpuller: redditards deliver
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: OMG Obama!!! << lmao.
mircea_popescu: punkman: ben_vulpes: classic gamblers fallacy << more like sunk costs fallacy << he's right you know. better get your fellaties right if you expect to feed yourself sucking the squirty snail.
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski: https://twitter.com/pete_dushenski/status/498499324377317376 << word.
assbot: "The more bad laws you break, the better a person you are." http://t.co/0e9ZIjy6GT
chetty: I is soooo good
mircea_popescu: CheckDavid: BingoBoingo: you might be making fun of me. But I did. <<< im about 99.x% sure he's making fun of you yeah.
BingoBoingo: !up elgrecoFL
mircea_popescu: CheckDavid: Well. No. I don't have the skills to provide those services. So I would just do.marketing for the company as an independent contractor. << can you actually do anything useful ?
mircea_popescu: cuz i was kinda looking for some of these.
mircea_popescu: webpage to me : "The destination user you are trying to push this domain requires valid Authorization Code." me to webpage : "The destination reader you are trying to push your nonsense to requires valid English."
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/05A305R.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 1 ✂︎
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Fuck these libertards without a flame resistant tent how could I drink and smoke cigarettes inside it? <<< who the fuck smokes inside a tent you maniac. how are the other people supposed to fart if you go about with an open flame all night ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Lead Generation Step 1: Start WordPress blog. Step 2: Call people idiots. Step 3 Watch leads come to you. << don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
BingoBoingo: What I'm on IRC all day, is my domicile supposed to be full of people farting?
BingoBoingo: Oh, that theory of lead generation works
mircea_popescu: " The movie, due out next summer and also starring Charlize Theron, features minimal dialogue." why the hell is that slut not doing straight up porn by now anyway ? sexandsubmission eagerly awaits, and it can definitely provide storyboard "scripts"
mircea_popescu: good morning mthreat
CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: I'm not sure. I don't provide any skilled labor to the market
mircea_popescu: hm.
mircea_popescu: so what do you actually do ?
CheckDavid: I hustle
CheckDavid: Mostly marketing and sales
BingoBoingo: lol http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2d5e1o/coinbase_offchain_payments_are_broken_and_there/
assbot: Coinbase offchain payments are broken and there is no alternative : Bitcoin
nubbins`: nevermind tents, try smoking in a hammock
nubbins`: i tried smoking in the shower once, fucking rotten.
mircea_popescu: CheckDavid that's vague tho. you "hustle", what am i going to do with that?
nubbins`: pay him a salary
mircea_popescu: nubbins` not everyone's from twodogland, perfectly able to hammock in the frozen winds.
fluffypony: errrday I'm hussssslin
mircea_popescu: well yes, that part i get.
nubbins`: 's all you need to get, i suppose
nubbins`: CheckDavid: payday is friday
mircea_popescu: actually it's monday.
mircea_popescu: !s get paid on mondays
assbot: 1 results for 'get paid on mondays' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=get+paid+on+mondays
CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: truth is I am a bit lost. Most of what I ever did was online marketing. And then time that was most productive for me was when I was in the online brokerage business. Mostly Forex
nubbins`: ;;google if these thoughts interest you even for a moment, you are lost
gribble: I'm your man - Diamonds in the Lines : Leonard Cohen in his own ...: <http://www.leonardcohen-prologues.com/im_your_man.htm>; Cohen's Nirvana: <http://www.globalpoet.com/cohen.htm>; MACLEAN - October 1, 1966 - WebHeights.Net: <http://www.webheights.net/speakingcohen/macl66.htm>
mircea_popescu: CheckDavid if you want to forumpost for weekly wages that may work.
mircea_popescu: something along the lines of danielpbarron and co.
nubbins`: oh look, blockchain.info iOS app finally got an update
CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: I used to be a forum mod for over 100$ a month lol
CheckDavid: And I liked it and it was a forex forum
CheckDavid: So it was great
nubbins`: i wonder if it's still buggy as fuck for sends
nubbins`: first person to paste an address gets 0.003
nubbins`: (maybe!)
fluffypony: 1MUknaiZmRed7W5AsPxrXMyGf7wM2sViNY
mircea_popescu: lol DAMN!!1
nubbins`: heh.
nubbins`: ;;google the quick and the dead
gribble: The Quick and the Dead (1995) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114214/>; The Quick and the Dead (TV Movie 1987) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093811/>; The Quick and the Dead (1995 film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quick_and_the_Dead_(1995_film)>
nubbins`: https://blockchain.info/tx/60c222db0caeafb1f0b321c16d3209dd579c02341943b0a00d7e8f4539d2c0c7
assbot: Bitcoin Transaction 60c222db0caeafb1f0b321c16d3209dd579c02341943b0a00d7e8f4539d2c0c7
nubbins`: success!
nubbins`: this app is finally usable
nubbins` golf claps
fluffypony: can confirm it's showing up this side
nubbins`: in canada, we call this amount of money a "toonie"
mircea_popescu: because it gets you one sex act with a hooker old enough to watch cartoons of their own volition ?
mircea_popescu: !up fdsafas
nubbins`: nope, because it's 2x the face value of a loonie
nubbins`: (seriously)
mircea_popescu: lol
nubbins`: some rubes tried pushing the spelling "twonie", which never caught on for obvious reasons
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12756 @ 0.00076995 = 9.8215 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: !up extraa
chetty: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/08/07/told-ya-so-washington-post-links-ebola-to-climate-change/
assbot: Told ya so – Washington Post links Ebola to Climate Change | Watts Up With That?
mircea_popescu: lol
chetty: Bet it is actually heat from all the BTC mining rigs really
nubbins`: ^
nubbins`: twist, all the icebergs are being floated south on purpose for cooling rigs
mircea_popescu: ;;seen dexX7
gribble: dexX7 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 weeks, 4 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes, and 28 seconds ago: <dexX7> i think i can up myself
mircea_popescu: chetty that caused ebola ?
nubbins`: phun phact, there's a few companies here that harvest bergs for making beer and vodka
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes: just...derping. << i have nfi, tried to give her an online job so she can cover her expenses and live more or less comfortably in exchange of spending 12 hours a day in front of the screen. didn't take it. << mo? what was the rate?
nubbins`: bbl picking up rent
nubbins` twists mustache, searches for bags with $$ printed on side
mircea_popescu: we didn't actually get far enough to fix a rate, but anyway, whatever the internets normally pay.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you know the ancient law about how the landlord collected rent is entitled to also collect the lubricant juices off any females found on the premises
mircea_popescu: with his cock ?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> punkman: ben_vulpes: << fellaties << hahahahaha
thestringpuller: http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a5d6b85c0d1124600eb4af774645845/tumblr_mnykhbaQci1qb5u24o1_400.gif << tyler the creator
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
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mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Nice header work << we gotta get him a less gonzo cam tho
BingoBoingo: Yeah
danielpbarron: 03:42 <+mircea_popescu> something along the lines of danielpbarron and co. << updated report http://danielpbarron.com/dr.html
assbot: Derp Report
mircea_popescu: peterl: you can raise tomatoes on a balcony << hanbot was doing cherry tomatoes at some point.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron whay just one ?
fluffypony: we've been having great success with the Click & Grow kits
mircea_popescu: and whay so few ?
danielpbarron: didn't get inspired on the other two; not much talk of Bitcoin on them
fluffypony: http://www.clickandgrow.com/smartpot-with-mini-tomato
assbot: Smartpot with Mini Tomato
danielpbarron: i guess i'm not really much a forum derper :/
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoins-millionaire.com/wso/gold.png all the work teh goldbugs put into making gold look good.
nubbins`: hmm
nubbins`: you know, "i'm growing tomatoes" is what you tell people at the hydroponics shops when you've growing not-tomatoes
mircea_popescu: damned son
mircea_popescu: our pot growing conspiraci, blown right wide open
mircea_popescu: by one casual investigative irc user.
nubbins` nods
fluffypony: oh wait - this isn't #bitcoin-weed ?
fluffypony: my bad
mircea_popescu: lol bitcoin-weed should totally be a thing
nubbins`: re: lubricant juices
nubbins`: do not want
mircea_popescu: shut up and take one for the greater glory of the king and cuntry!
nubbins`: okay, so i was lucky enough to view a lot of masterpieces when in yoorup
nubbins`: but this one fuckin triptych burned me out so bad
nubbins`: i musta spent a fuckin hour staring at it
nubbins`: flügelaltar mit dem jüngsten gericht by lucas cranach
mircea_popescu: assbot: Silent Circle's Blackphone Exploited at Def Con - Slashdot << heh.
nubbins`: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Lucas_Cranach_d.%C3%84._-_Fl%C3%BCgelaltar_mit_dem_J%C3%BCngsten_Gericht.jpg
nubbins`: dat third panel
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you ever seen stefan ciltia's stuff ?
nubbins`: doesn't ring a bell
mircea_popescu: so from the joys of development hell : netbind now fails for unclear reasons on eulora-dev. no code changes, just, one day works, next day doesn't. herpyderp!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12150 @ 0.00077249 = 9.3858 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: ^ shit like this is why i switched career
mircea_popescu: https://www.google.com/search?q=%C5%9Etefan+C%C3%A2l%C5%A3ia&complete=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X
assbot: Ştefan Clţia - Google Search
mircea_popescu: that stuff
nubbins`: sick style
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23135 @ 0.00076995 = 17.8128 BTC [-]
nubbins`: his humans look like they're in a bad way
mircea_popescu: mhm
mircea_popescu: kidan what your 3rd reminded me of.
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 314952 | Current Difficulty: 1.9729645940577133E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 316511 | Next Difficulty In: 1559 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 1 day, 17 hours, 1 minute, and 40 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 23590097218.6 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.56675
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/10/a-place-i-was-pictures/
nubbins`: unrelated: http://www.resurgo-berlin.com/2014/04/mini-zine-jodorowsky-crucified-on.html
assbot: Re:Surgo!: Jodorowsky Crucified on Burning Cocks | Vktor Dvnkel
BingoBoingo: My camera is less gonzo than pete's
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.00076995 = 17.0929 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: !up antonosika
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16400 @ 0.00077303 = 12.6777 BTC [+]
antonosika: Hey,
antonosika: mircea_popescu give your thoughts on this: http://pastebin.com/RVehZxKm
assbot: Future Delivery Contract For the Alleged Future Cryptocurrency "Ethereum" T - Pastebin.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2315 @ 0.00177599 = 4.1114 BTC [+]
antonosika: Have to go to bed now. Gnight.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2753 @ 0.001776 = 4.8893 BTC [+]
cazalla: mircea_popescu, forum posting report, http://pastebin.com/q2JKvWkD a little slow due to new users unable to post on some forums though
assbot: Registered at following forums: 1. rerolled.org - mature aged mmorpg communit - Pastebin.com
cazalla: i'll toss up a page like danielpbarron has for next week and increase post vol now that some acccounts are approved to post
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> unrelated: << yah, im sure the michael moore recipe is going to work for every other untalentedly libtard singer-songwriter out there.
mircea_popescu: antonosika it's salad.
mircea_popescu: how about you tell me what are you trying to do.
mircea_popescu: cazalla it's a good idea to replace #bitcoin-assets on irc.freenode.net with #<a href=http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bitcoin-assets>bitcoin-assets</a> on irc.freenode.net anywhere.
mircea_popescu: but anyway, you can has a bitcent. want it rolled for next week or paid out ?
cazalla: ok, will do, roll it into next week
mircea_popescu: moarrr: you have to show me your tits tho... lol j/k << lol good one.
mircea_popescu: PEEPZ STEALING MY MOJO!
mircea_popescu: moarrr: http://www.twitter.com/DanMAbraham << OMFG moarrr is black! YOU PEOPLE GOT BLACK BITCOIN INTO YOUR ADDRESSES
assbot: Daniel M Abraham (DanMAbraham) auf Twitter
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: urmomium? << you mean urmomnomnomium
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron: it was probably "love" or "hope" or something silly like that << https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBeE9Ijie2k
assbot: Feelings, nothing more than feelings.... - YouTube
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-08-2014#788836 <<< see, TOLD YA! ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: BigBitz: He's not that bad. His ambtion is to be "Famous" << such a stupid thing to wish for, seriously. even a 12 inch cock is a better idea.
mircea_popescu: re the previous nonsense, asciilifeform : here's reason 50956098609803456 : by paying a few bitcents for something "outrageous" and silly, you raise the bar for all future would-be famous peoples. making outrageous silliness much less of a +ev thing, making the world a better place.
mircea_popescu: <+fluffypony> I feel like I'm in the wrong profession. << just as long as that profession isn't "taking at face value anything random people say online".
mircea_popescu: anyway, so supa goes as moarrr nao ?
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, is that an offsprings cover?
mircea_popescu: lol doubt it
danielpbarron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnhoIf8dDVE
assbot: The Offspring - Feelings - YouTube
danielpbarron: same lyrics; maybe they did the covering
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10910 @ 0.00077431 = 8.4477 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: !up terp
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron pretty sure the offspring thing is a mockery.
terp: !up hey
mircea_popescu: lolwut
terp: meanwhile in ukraine...
mircea_popescu: http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loa3ynHFNw1qlne6uo1_500.jpg meanwhile in ukraine.
terp: lol
terp: sure looks like ukraine
terp: you can tell because the pixels
mircea_popescu: because of the heating element, actually.
mircea_popescu: cast iron.
terp: oh ya most definitely
terp: I guess i missed that part
cazalla: looks like a scene from half life 2
mircea_popescu: well what's teh ukraine today if not a scene from half life 2
mircea_popescu: !up warptangent
cazalla: referring to this scene if anyone played it http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/16/15340/d2_prison_020049.jpg
thestringpuller: 60's los angeles women had such a nice look to them
penguirker: New blog post: http://blog.khersonus.com/2014/we-have-the-technology/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3568 @ 0.00076995 = 2.7472 BTC [-]
BigBitz: mircea_popescu: sure but some people have 'dreams'.
[]bot: Bet placed: 10 BTC for No on "Bitcoin over $1000 before September" http://bitbet.us/bet/866/ Odds: 9(Y):91(N) by coin, 22(Y):78(N) by weight. Total bet: 68.13365572 BTC. Current weight: 17,209.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6615 @ 0.0007645 = 5.0572 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: You saw the pictures post. http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/10/a-place-i-was-pictures/#comment-21778
assbot: A Place I was, Pictures | Bingo Blog
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mircea_popescu: khersonus good policy.
mircea_popescu: self censorship rarely if always works towards the interest of the individual. it is a social control mechanism.
BingoBoingo: !up khersonus
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 139 @ 0.0146003 = 2.0294 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 41 @ 0.01479999 = 0.6068 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Barghouti
assbot: Omar Barghouti - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
mircea_popescu: "Omar Barghouti (born 1964) is a founding committee member of the Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel (PACBI)."
mircea_popescu: this is a thing to be, now.
mircea_popescu: make a one-man ngo friendly to the libtard nonsense, get a wikipedia article pretending like you exist and matter.
thestringpuller: yea BingoBoingo I'm jealous as shit too
thestringpuller: my pops and I went to 4 games last year
thestringpuller: been to 0 this year
thestringpuller: season is almost over
mircea_popescu: When interviewed regarding his degree from TAU, Barghouti commented: "my studies at Tel Aviv University are a personal matter and I have no interest in commenting."
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Well it was my only game on the year, and those definitely aren't my usual sort of seats
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu "I studied finger painting."
thestringpuller: yea BingoBoingo those looked like wicked seats by the dugout
thestringpuller: damn I'm jealous :'(
thestringpuller cries
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: A friend was the connection for them
thestringpuller: I'm fixing github's broken code and I don't work for github? Is this a thing now?
BingoBoingo: ^ crowdsourcing
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: Looked like a full house too. They were playing the Nationals?
BingoBoingo: Yeah. Strasburg vs. Shelby Miller
thestringpuller: Strasburg made it on base?
thestringpuller: lol
thestringpuller: I KID I KID
BingoBoingo: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/cardinals-beat-strasburg-nationals-4-1
assbot: Cardinals beat Strasburg, Nationals 4-1
BingoBoingo: Well, these things happen
thestringpuller: St. Louis always has a great team.
BingoBoingo: Well, you don't do poorly in Atlanta
thestringpuller: We always choke in the playoffs though.
thestringpuller: Haven't gone to the series since like what 95?
thestringpuller: I guess you could say the same for the Indians
BingoBoingo: Well, the 90's were a dark time in St Louis
BingoBoingo: Teams come and go in cycles.
thestringpuller: Until Ken Griffey Jr. came back and boosted morale.
thestringpuller: They've been good ever since.
BingoBoingo: I mean if Pittburg could make the playoffs last year after that miserable stretch of 20
thestringpuller: Also you guys had Mark McGwire
BingoBoingo: The Cardinals having Mark McGuire then was like the Marlins now with Giancarlo Stanton
BingoBoingo: They sold tickets for the one player's name and... not much else happened
thestringpuller: I can't believe stanton is younger than I.
thestringpuller: Damn I am getting fucking old.
thestringpuller: Jesus, I fucking love baseball.
thestringpuller: Why the fuck does the season have to be ending sooon.
thestringpuller: Ugh all the football people are gearing up ~_~
thestringpuller: le sigh
BingoBoingo: I'm still coming to terms with the fact all of the up and coming MLB players are people I could have hazed in College
thestringpuller: I did haze them in college XD
BingoBoingo: lol
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/terms-of-endearment/
BingoBoingo: I guess I went to a school that was too small to produce anyone draftable
thestringpuller: ah. we had a few cats come out of Ga Tech, I don't think any have really gone on to do anything note worthy.
thestringpuller: They pump more money into the football program anyways...
thestringpuller: American's and their football