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mircea_popescu: "It is damnable that women should vote. Nobody should vote – least of all women." << this guy is so parodic.
BingoBoingo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sassafras#mediaviewer/File:Sassafras7.jpg
assbot: Sassafras - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
BingoBoingo: !up sexysaffron
mike_c: kakobrekla, last man standing.. http://www.btcalpha.com/income/
assbot: Income Investment Analysis - Btc Alpha
mircea_popescu: mike_c i hope you're giving him a sound trashing for all this lolfx !!
mike_c: at least he's still going.
mircea_popescu: that';s a point
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31100 @ 0.00079058 = 24.587 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: saffron << de-facto banned in usa.
mike_c: 1 year seems to be the tipping point, so he's got two months to go.
asciilifeform: (nominally legal, but attracts official attention)
asciilifeform: on account of safrole.
asciilifeform: aha somebody already mentioned this.
asciilifeform actually reads log
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well, bankrupt socialist states kinda have to come up with reasons to ban the sour grapes they can't afford.
mircea_popescu: from what i see french cheese is coming up towards the top of the list.
mircea_popescu: all this degenerate hooliganism of saffron and camembert.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: You are mixing up saffron with this plentyful weed full of drug precursor. Saffron is jsut hard to find because of the Iran embargo and... US hates nice things
asciilifeform: aha
mircea_popescu: sassafras does kinda function like poor man's saffron
mircea_popescu: by the way, i found the local cognac here. it
mircea_popescu: s quite excellent.
mircea_popescu: http://bodegapremium.com.ar/store/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/d9dd03d5ebace78b2234466278b2a7c5.jpg
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron so go for something like "Here's a video of me begging @nntaleb to join #bitcoin-assets : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yrlh3E_qu4 "
assbot: Mission: #bitcoin-assets - YouTube
mircea_popescu: meh. no.
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron so go for something like "Here's a video of me begging @nntaleb to join #bitcoin-assets : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yrlh3E_qu4 NSFW"
assbot: Mission: #bitcoin-assets - YouTube
asciilifeform: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/07/03/tinfoil_hatters_spook_says_nsa_can_track_whistleblowers_through_power_lines
assbot: NSA man says agency can track you through POWER LINES The Register
asciilifeform: for bonus points, dredge up mircea_popescu's essay on the subject.
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13026 @ 0.00079058 = 10.2981 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: ;;google site:http://trilema.com tv radiation
gribble: Unsorted collection of various Cardano related updates + spurious ...: <http://trilema.com/unsorted-collection-of-various-cardano-related-updates-spurious-pics>; “Why I am not a white nationalist” pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/why-i-am-not-a-white-nationalist>
asciilifeform: there.
sexysaffron: done! https://twitter.com/SexyMissSaffron
assbot: Saffron Bacchus (SexyMissSaffron) auf Twitter
mircea_popescu: splendid. dear ppls with twitter accts that haven't killed andreas yet : pls to retweet!
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron lay back and enjoy teh incoming attention :D
mircea_popescu: talk to you later this week for moar of these.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18815 @ 0.00079764 = 15.0076 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: in other news, here's a 2006 kos article derping about how the iquazu falls are going dry :
mircea_popescu: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/07/31/232247/-The-scariest-fucking-thing-I-ve-ever-read
assbot: The scariest fucking thing I've ever read
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46319 @ 0.00079772 = 36.9496 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: meanwhile, there they are : http://sploid.gizmodo.com/iguazu-falls-overflow-after-flood-of-biblical-proportio-1589458518
assbot: The Iguaz Falls overflow in flood of biblical proportions
mircea_popescu: this has been the 2nd major flood since 2006.
sexysaffron: ok!
mircea_popescu: who could have ever imagined that the earth is complex!
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/sunny_hundal/status/486103647445872640
assbot: Two women from different parts of the world, showing allegiance with a gun, flag and holy book (via /saliltripathi) http://t.co/NgjUOhcEOz
mircea_popescu: the white one has better cleavage. case closed.
BingoBoingo: lol
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/comments/9jvur/i_lost_my_virginity_to_my_sister_ama/
assbot: I lost my virginity to my sister. AMA : reddit.com
BingoBoingo: What the fuck, 28 BTC and no guarentee it works? https://www.bitpremier.com/7-collectibles/545-apple-ii-plus-back-in-1979-yes-for-sale
assbot: BitPremier — Apple II Plus - Vintage 1979 Collectible
penguirker: New blog post: http://bitcoinism.liberty.me/2014/07/08/re-enhanced-due-diligence/
mircea_popescu: justusranvier coinbase was evil in 2013, too.
justusranvier: Of course they were
justusranvier: But at least you could get reliable service out of them (for certain definitions of "reliable")
ThickAsThieves: i kinda wonder what volume triggers that
justusranvier: Too many newbies are getting sucked into using them with all the good press they've been getting recently
ThickAsThieves: they have like a $50k/day limit and charge 1%
ThickAsThieves: they use it to trade i guess?
justusranvier: Now when they end up getting Cyprused, this current batch of newbies won't be able to claim they weren't warned.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5474 @ 0.00079498 = 4.3517 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: well yeah. they'll claim it anyway.
BingoBoingo: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 226 Ask: 275 Last Price: 226 24h-Vol: 24k High: 226 Low: 225 VWAP: 225
mod6: %ob
atcbot: 722@279 1k@278 3k@275 | 3k@226 228k@225 1M@224
justusranvier: mircea_popescu: True. They always do
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 64 @ 0.01352906 = 0.8659 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 620.42, vol: 7058.72631664 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 618.488, vol: 4145.83759 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 621.75, vol: 5713.89601811 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 619.336848, vol: 7843.13630000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 625.98859, vol: 6.4662628 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 619.79885, vol: 56.29137306 | Volume-weighted last average: 620.061298108
mircea_popescu: !up metsuno_
mircea_popescu: o look at that, Mike Ruppert apparently died.
mircea_popescu: single self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head
mircea_popescu: found by landlord.
mircea_popescu: On the subject of his own death, Ruppert said:
mircea_popescu: “The question I am asked most frequently at my lectures is why I haven’t been killed yet. I have two answers. First, is it is not cost-effective, and the response would cause more problems than it would solve. I am not important enough to kill. Secondly, I will not die one minute before God has decided.”
mircea_popescu: apparently, teh god had decided.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35482 @ 0.00078877 = 27.9871 BTC [-]
decimation: mircea: I assume from your quotes you are reading Solzhenitsyn's "In the First Circle". My favorite chapter is Stalin's interiot monologue.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16281 @ 0.00079553 = 12.952 BTC [+]
TheNewDeal: so I'm most familiar with BIP38. Are there any others that yous would recommend refreshing up on ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5318 @ 0.00079547 = 4.2303 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: hola amigos
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: ya, ver's a derp
bitcoinpete: dogecoin jebus
bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/486371686510788608
assbot: Here's a video of me begging /nntaleb to join /hashtag/bitcoin?src=hash-assets : http://t.co/lD0pcqv9fu NSFW"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00079544 = 7.2385 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet placed: 3.01233529 BTC for No on "World Cup top scorer to net > 7" http://bitbet.us/bet/905/ Odds: 14(Y):86(N) by coin, 36(Y):64(N) by weight. Total bet: 20.20780078 BTC. Current weight: 9,565.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> http://bitcoinpete.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-23-1024x1024.jpg << check it out benkay, he's like 2 ahead of you. plus he has a jewfro. // psh you missed my 'fro
benkay: !s 30 minutes of fame
assbot: 2 results for '30 minutes of fame' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=30+minutes+of+fame
benkay: surely there've been more.
benkay: plus bitcoinpete how many o' dem you takin' home, eh?
bitcoinpete: benkay: well, all
bitcoinpete: eh
bitcoinpete: it ain't cheatin'...
bitcoinpete: ;D
bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/485880871438651393
assbot: Preschool tuition in Manhattan: up to $40,000Preschool admissions coaching: up to $35,000http://t.co/6d0WCz8go3
bitcoinpete: dat inflation
bitcoinpete: "Preschool admissions coaching: up to $35,000"
benkay: <mircea_popescu> enky whay is your strat so broken! // what strat my only strat is to acquire bitcoins
benkay: bitcoinpete: i don't even believe you.
benkay: butts or gtfo
benkay: grrr transaction fees
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15945 @ 0.00079544 = 12.6833 BTC [-]
benkay: how about you fix this retarded change address shitshow
benkay: what the fuck are these expiring backups, goatfuckers?
bitcoinpete: expiring backups nao?
bitcoinpete: mercy
mircea_popescu: benkay ENKY not you mate.
mircea_popescu: what is this, fursecution cmplex ?
benkay: do you know it took me two days of explaining how badly you've fucked up this thing to my partner for him to grok what you'd done?
benkay: i got mah tails in a twizt
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/SexyMissSaffron/status/486305081029955586
assbot: Here's a video of me begging /nntaleb to join /hashtag/bitcoin?src=hash-assets : http://t.co/lD0pcqv9fu NSFW"
mircea_popescu: ahem
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell sexysaffron hey, when's the last time you got 2k retweets ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
benkay: bitcoinpete: w/ some versions of bitcoinqt, you get a new addr for change from each previous txn
bitcoinpete: benkay: what versions that be?
benkay: your wallet backup from this POS 'software' only records 100 addrs
benkay: uh, halps team?
benkay: bitcoinpete asks gud question about bitcoin versions
benkay: best answer really is to just compile 0.6 from source, make run and send to an addr under 0.6 control.
mircea_popescu: pre .7.x iirc
benkay: just avoid whole derpage.
benkay: okay so mp ams bless 0.6 it sounds like
benkay: o hej big nooz
bitcoinpete: ur gay?
benkay: get stufft
benkay: we ams rent office
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell decimation yeah blame stan.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
benkay: oh scuse me
benkay: 'office'
benkay: more like desk and 2 cans
bitcoinpete: lol how much you payin? that's the question on everyone's cost conscious mind
benkay: 600 when alls said and done
benkay: list is 575 but i gotta strongarm some bitches into hiring other bitches to clean the kitchen
mircea_popescu: preschool admission ?! what the fuck is that ?
mircea_popescu: <benkay> what the fuck are these expiring backups, goatfuckers? << this has always been a thing with bitcoin.
bitcoinpete: benkay: gotta have dat clean kitchen
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: preschool is pre-daycare
mircea_popescu: so this is now performance-based somehow ?!
bitcoinpete: hey, if you can spend $75k on a nanny, why not a daycare
bitcoinpete: it's privilege based, kinda like everything else
mircea_popescu: but i mean what, kid can fail daycare entrance exam ?
mircea_popescu: how ? no oral sex skillz ?
bitcoinpete: when there's limited spots, it's a highest bidder sort of affair
bitcoinpete: lmao
bitcoinpete: it's all on the parents
mircea_popescu: "sorry ma'am, your kid doesn't know how to dance and masturbate for the webcam
mircea_popescu: and her customer service is crap
bitcoinpete: they who pump tires hardest win
mircea_popescu: just take her home"
bitcoinpete: "your boy has exceedingly low self-confidence for someone whose dad is cfo of goldman sachs"
benkay: dude mircea_popescu you srsly don't grok us preskewl scam?
benkay: bitcoinpete: i see your bs and raise you a butt https://unsee.cc/zesipura/
assbot: Unsee — Free online private photo sharing
benkay: wat
benkay: shitty free online services
bitcoinpete: lol
mircea_popescu: i don't, no.
benkay: https://unsee.cc/dabegiso/
assbot: Unsee — Free online private photo sharing
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete how does self confidence inherit lol
benkay: well look you see to get into good kawlidge one must have not just good grades but good grades from 'good' hs
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete but anyway, the ACTUAL questions of import is, omgwtfbbq, who are the hot bods you take pics with.
benkay: to do 'good' hs, one must do 'good' ms, or excel in some way to jump to reel fancy hs.
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: wait… you only get inherited shit from your parents nao?
benkay: good 'ms', ibid, etc to preskewl.
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: haha i'll pass along your kind regards
bitcoinpete: at least one of them knows who you are
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete what, confidence is not something you can gift people lol. they gotta do shit.
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete are they like the Hawt sisters ?
bitcoinpete: ;;google the hawt sisters
gribble: GR8 MOHAN SISTERS !!!~~ | Facebook: <https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.225589897556106.51052.108669662581464&type=3>; Instagram photos for tag #babysisters | Iconosquare - Statigram: <http://iconosquare.com/tag/babysisters>; sister News and Photos | Perez Hilton: <http://perezhilton.com/tag/sister/>
bitcoinpete: well that was surprisingly useless
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: don
mircea_popescu: 't overthing it, the hawt sisters are just these blondy sisters that are hawt.
bitcoinpete: the blondies were classmates
bitcoinpete: the brunette's the sister
bitcoinpete: MINDFUCK!
mircea_popescu: brainpretzel
mircea_popescu: well, bring the lot when you come to the conference
mircea_popescu: i'll get you a quadruple room somehow.
bitcoinpete: shweet
mircea_popescu: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JuWLk4L6KaY/UxxCIipX_FI/AAAAAAAAw4Q/0W3A1v_lNEw/s1600/t1.jpg << ftl.
bitcoinpete: i'll pass along the invite and get some calendars cleared
mircea_popescu: bp is going to be the pimpiest pimp in BA.
benkay: <sexysaffron> https://www.dropbox.com/s/g58mpit4p5zms4l/203.mp4 // oh god you did this to me
assbot: Dropbox - 203.mp4
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: funny cuz i don't even think much of having those 3 hanging off my arm
bitcoinpete: must be a sign
mircea_popescu: ikr?
mircea_popescu: sweet innocence, slaughtered in b-a
mircea_popescu: benkay hm ?
benkay: have you even watched it?!
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: so nao that i'm feelin all pimpin', you gonna rate bp or what?
bitcoinpete: how long do i have to blog and irc to get some love around here
mircea_popescu: ;;rated bitcoinpete
gribble: You have not yet rated user bitcoinpete
mircea_popescu: o wow.
bitcoinpete: ikr
mircea_popescu: ;;rate bitcoinpete 2 Pimp.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
mircea_popescu: holy sheit.
benkay: scammer
assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1TR0RBA.txt )
bitcoinpete: !b 3 ✂︎
mircea_popescu: ;;rate bitcoinpete 2 Pimp.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user bitcoinpete has been recorded.
bitcoinpete: muchas gracias
mircea_popescu: benkay whatched what ?
benkay: the thing ms saffron did for taleb
mircea_popescu: anyway, that was all for tonight, see you all tomorro!
bitcoinpete: cheers!
bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/486368695011119104
assbot: "Ireland central bank official warns virtual currencies can challenge sovereignty of states" http://t.co/rGapNyLjVS http://t.co/E6KSVWC6Sk
[]bot: Bet placed: 8 BTC for No on "World Cup top scorer to net > 7" http://bitbet.us/bet/905/ Odds: 10(Y):90(N) by coin, 31(Y):69(N) by weight. Total bet: 28.20780078 BTC. Current weight: 9,444.
kyuupichan: Anyone else getting satoshi spam? I've gotten 3 so far...
kyuupichan: It actually confirmed.
bitcoinpete: kyuupichan: weird. none on my end
kyuupichan: Each one a different txn. Here's one.
kyuupichan: https://blockchain.info/tx/574d77eb277974ca1000b154023940c3e366d5bf4dd06b7fe3b0d92eea54e0c7
assbot: Bitcoin Transaction 574d77eb277974ca1000b154023940c3e366d5bf4dd06b7fe3b0d92eea54e0c7
bitcoinpete: huh
kyuupichan: That block had at least 3 of them. 974KB block! Largest I've seen I think. Wonder why stupid miner decided to include that.
bitcoinpete: maybe the miner sent it
kyuupichan: A spam block if ever there was one. Wonder if it's some agency trying to link addresses.
kyuupichan: Only economic way to spend that shit is to include it with sthg else
kyuupichan: ~700K of that block is satoshi spam
bitcoinpete: ;;rate mircea_popescu 2 mpex rabbi
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user mircea_popescu has changed from 1 to 2.
bitcoinpete: http://money.cnn.com/2014/06/30/news/economy/dead-malls/index.html?iid=HP_River
assbot: Autopsy of America: Photos of dead shopping malls - Jun. 30, 2014
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40950 @ 0.00079176 = 32.4226 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: %p
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 0.02 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 3906.32 GH/s
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 444324.95 in 1590 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: -43.41
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7661 @ 0.00079108 = 6.0605 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40100 @ 0.00079016 = 31.6854 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49722 @ 0.00078787 = 39.1745 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41050 @ 0.00078678 = 32.2973 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45850 @ 0.00078909 = 36.1798 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31350 @ 0.00078971 = 24.7574 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56000 @ 0.00079299 = 44.4074 BTC [+] {2}
davout: ola
fluffypony: davout: http://www.coindesk.com/french-officials-seize-272800-illegal-bitcoin-exchange/
assbot: French Officials Seize $272,800 From Illegal Bitcoin Exchange
davout: fluffypony: someone hasn't been reading teh lawgs :3
fluffypony: must've missed that
davout: hehe, i was wondering yesterday whether it was dotcoin or not
davout: not that much info
fluffypony: yeah not enough info
fluffypony: besides bitcoinbourse, who else could it be?
pankkake: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/fr/actualites-bitcoin/premiere-arrestation-en-france-liee-au-bitcoin/2014/07/07 says it's bestxchanger.com
assbot: Arrestation franaise lie au bitcoin - CryptoCoinsNews
fluffypony: pity
davout: i don't really know, some stuff matches with bitcoinbourse, some other stuff not, first of all they said the website was put offline, and bitcoinbourse seems to be up
fluffypony: bestxchanger.com is down for maintenance, but that could also be coincidental
pankkake: it was down yesterday too
fluffypony: hah hah, great article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/07/07/kickstarter_wtf/
assbot: Wannabe Startup CEOs Hate This Guy: One Easy Way To Raise $45,000+ You Won't Believe The Register
fluffypony: 'Tech investors are stunned by the amount of cash that has flooded into Brown's project. "This is no flavor of the month type scheme – I'm long on potatoes and you should be as well," one financial industry source didn't tell us.'
davout: pankkake might be them then
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27700 @ 0.00078971 = 21.875 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26094 @ 0.0007936 = 20.7082 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/startkicking/goat https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/668802520/big-awesome-burrito https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/5500212/i-want-to-make-ice-cream https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aboundlessworld/fried-rice
assbot: Goat by Cameron Little — Kickstarter
assbot: Big Awesome Burrito by Kurtis Walsh — Kickstarter
assbot: I Want To Make Ice Cream. by J — Kickstarter
assbot: Fried Rice by Bud Hennekes — Kickstarter
punkman: fluffypony, I think kickstarter just gave up trying to moderate anything
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: that's hilarious
punkman: dozens of "I want to find the perfect recipe for X" projects
punkman: "pay me to eat steak"
fluffypony: frikkin lame
pankkake: it's the altpotatoasalad
punkman: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/870812803/coleslaw https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1082782361/coleslaw-0
assbot: Coleslaw by Danny Willford — Kickstarter
assbot: Coleslaw by Gary Howard — Kickstarter
pankkake: so many hipster faces :/
fluffypony: http://i.imgur.com/bADGY3x.png
punkman: fluffypony: you should kickstart that
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: kickstarted is the new bitcointalk securities sub-forum.
fluffypony: *starter
punkman: nah
ThickAsThieves: ;;later tell mike_c - Is seeds.therealaltcoin.org behaving as desired now?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pankkake: I like that everbody has their drink
pankkake: seeds.therealaltcoin.org has address
pankkake: Host seeds.therealaltcoin.org not found: 2(SERVFAIL)
pankkake: Host seeds.therealaltcoin.org not found: 2(SERVFAIL)
pankkake: but perhaps mike_c only needs to start his server
ThickAsThieves: possibly
ThickAsThieves: shouldnt/couldnt i just host the nodes at the same domain?
pankkake: you need to run software, I don't think your hosting provides that
ThickAsThieves: word
ThickAsThieves: i have another server i totall control, but it has clients on it
ThickAsThieves: til end of the year
ThickAsThieves: not sure if that matters
fluffypony: the software won't interfere with that
fluffypony: all it does is check that the peers its connected to are legit and active, and then it updates the A record
fluffypony: need sushi, bbl
ThickAsThieves: just in case more f.derp listings are in order http://www.coindesk.com/one-law-firm-helping-bitcoin-startups-find-success/
assbot: How One Law Firm is Helping Bitcoin Startups Find Success
ThickAsThieves: lists all the bitcoin biz that got funding
ThickAsThieves: *notable* funding
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33792 @ 0.00079311 = 26.8008 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/892018590/kgoal-smart-kegel-trainer
assbot: kGoal Smart Kegel Trainer by Minna Life — Kickstarter
asciilifeform: pankkake: http://www.theinfosphere.org/Kegelcizer
assbot: Kegelcizer - The Infosphere, the Futurama Wiki
pankkake: lol, I didn't remember that one
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10171 @ 0.0007953 = 8.089 BTC [+]
benkay: <fluffypony> the software won't interfere with that // running cryptocurrency stuff on client boxes?
ThickAsThieves: i decided it a bad idea, aside from security, it's a managed services box, so i'll just end up closing the account in December anyway
benkay: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/07/06/immigrants-from-latin-america-and-africa-squeezed-as-banks-curtail-international-money-transfers/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.0007953 = 14.8721 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 618.78, Best ask: 621.88, Bid-ask spread: 3.10000, Last trade: 621.88, 24 hour volume: 4570.83662792, 24 hour low: 612.9, 24 hour high: 630.0, 24 hour vwap: 620.10935941
ThickAsThieves: something funny about a supposed ISIS blog being hosted at wordpress.com and using google fonts
mircea_popescu: lol why ?
ThickAsThieves: well first it's funny for conspiracy theorist reasons
mircea_popescu: obviously
ThickAsThieves: in English, using english stuff etc
ThickAsThieves: then it's funy that google is helping ISIS CSS look nice
mircea_popescu: wait. you mean it's funny proceeding on the theory that it is ACTUALLY what it says ?
mircea_popescu: dude come on, it's the internet. all of it is fake.
ThickAsThieves: it's funny either way is what i'm saying
mircea_popescu: what, google seditiously halping the enemy is funny ?
mircea_popescu: that is unfunny, son!
ThickAsThieves: it's like my opinion man
mircea_popescu: flag burning belljeans wearing potheads!
mircea_popescu: get off my lawn!
ThickAsThieves: we call em bellbottoms
mircea_popescu: actually the internet's fucking cursed to be funny. for instance : http://imgur.com/a/Nx8EU
assbot: Boston Truth Revealed - Imgur
mircea_popescu: fucking hysterical if you ask me.
pankkake: perhaps we should start our own terrorist group
mircea_popescu: aren't you a late pankkake
pankkake: and I can't take out of my mind that ISIS is the spy agency of Archer
pankkake: no, but about something worth fighting for, not that God or independence crap
pankkake: for now my project is terrorists for Firefly season 2
mircea_popescu: da fuck's worth fighting for.
mircea_popescu: women and booze.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27900 @ 0.0007953 = 22.1889 BTC [+]
chetty: ISIS is fighting for womens, sexual jihad (no booze tho allah doesn't like that)
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c the "Only send Bitcoin" type warnings should prolly have a red triangle rather than the current gray thing
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: chetty remember that dude in egypt that was trying to steal you ?
mircea_popescu: he came up with booze alright.
pankkake: I'm all for enslaving the womyns, but why put bed sheets on them?
mircea_popescu: pankkake maybe they dislike tans. and wtf is this enlsaving the womnys thing
pankkake: hm, true, I like white skin
chetty: haha I had blessedly forgotten that
pankkake: I am pretty much a djihadist already
pankkake: bitcoin, beard
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/486368695011119104 << o look at that, someone's been reading trilema
assbot: "Ireland central bank official warns virtual currencies can challenge sovereignty of states" http://t.co/rGapNyLjVS http://t.co/E6KSVWC6Sk
mircea_popescu: two fucking years late. like the last n times.
ThickAsThieves: yay NFLX pump failed
mircea_popescu: no plural. THE virtual currency. no past tense. IS challenging sovereignity of states. not some either, all of them. and has been, for a fucking while.
mircea_popescu: now what.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves were you short ?
ThickAsThieves: am
ThickAsThieves: yeah
mircea_popescu: o not covering huh ?
ThickAsThieves: nope, still some time before earnings
mircea_popescu: wow look at that, someone's mining 25kb txn for 0.0001 btc in fees.
mircea_popescu: kyuupichan definitely new one.
davout: "wow look at that, someone's mining 25kb txn for 0.0001 btc in fees." <<< such storage DOS
mircea_popescu: srsly.
mircea_popescu: this may become a fucking issue, incidentally. the guy gets paid 6 cents for everyone else to have to permanently store 1mb
mircea_popescu: i think people don't quite correctly evaluate the cost of running a node yet.
mircea_popescu: best sex changer wtf is this
mike_c: ThickAsThieves: it looks like it is working to me
davout: interestingly enough i don't see this discussed anywhere
pankkake: this will make the "low fees" crowd head spin
mircea_popescu: davout who'd know enough about it ? "teh french community" ?
davout: no, i mean to me it's the only thing that to date remains unsolved, yet there isn't really much discussion about it
mircea_popescu: "For what it's worth, the median annual wage in Ohio is $46,093."
mircea_popescu: fluffypony look at that shit. they make 4k a year now. houses are supposedly selling for 8 month's median wage in ohio.
davout: i read a couple things about migrations to a model where only a rolling window of blocks need to be kept which is quite interesting
fluffypony: what did I miss?
mircea_popescu: fluffypony just processing the potato sald link
mircea_popescu: want more mayo ?
ThickAsThieves: mike_c awesome, thx - now to find someone to update the wallet...
mircea_popescu: davout for all its disadvantages something like that doesn't seem avoidable.
fluffypony: ah yes
mircea_popescu: !up mois
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=88208.0
assbot: Ultimate blockchain compression w/ trust-free lite nodes
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=277389.0
assbot: Really Really ultimate blockchain compression: CoinWitness
fluffypony: hah hah
davout: lol
fluffypony: someone just gave the best definition of mongodb
fluffypony: [16:33:14] @todor: Mongo is eventually. maybe. consistent
fluffypony: [16:33:20] @todor: with some data loss
fluffypony: [16:33:26] @todor: (but you'll never know)
fluffypony: [16:34:00] @todor: it's a troll database basically
mircea_popescu: he has a point.
pankkake: not the first time I see that definition
davout: "it works really well with php where you're never really sure about what is equal to something else"
fluffypony: I'm calling it a "troll database" from now on
fluffypony: "works really well with floats for financial values"
mircea_popescu: lol wut
davout: i'm calling the =:D= the trollquality operator, coming in php 8
mircea_popescu: what is this meme where manboobs think "floats" somehow are "financial values"
pankkake: I thought we settled on 8==B
mircea_popescu: pankkake that's a different one
davout: pankkake: no that's the peñor size comparator
mircea_popescu: =:D= != 8==D
davout: "=:D= != 8==D" <<< maybe
mircea_popescu: in all cases unless mouth full.
davout: you are on a big endian system? god help you
fluffypony: hah hah
mircea_popescu: someone should make cocksucker (abbreviated C*). the logo is a woman with a penis in mouth.
mircea_popescu: the language consists of moans
mircea_popescu: ahh can be for and oh can be if
mircea_popescu: ahh baby your cock is so big oh stack pop it.
pankkake: gags for stack overflows?
mircea_popescu: definitely.
davout: ICantSeeAnymoreException raised
chetty: but you cant do that, its homophobic
mircea_popescu: and overloaded functions come without saying. they're called nigger functions
mircea_popescu: chetty why is it homophobig ? faggots moan too ?
chetty: well anything fun is phobic something
davout: i fucking love ruby : "CAUTION: Use of this library is discouraged, because this implementation was meant to be experimental but somehow got into the 1.9 series without being noticed. Please use OpenSSL::HMAC in the “openssl” library instead."
pankkake: you're not using ruby 2.0? isn't 1.9 so last year?
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: frikkin lame pankkake: it's the altpotatoasalad << it is. and it IS fucking lame omfg.
davout: you are absolutely right, i
davout: i wtf'd reading this :D
mircea_popescu: davout is a fail hipster, still on 1.9
mircea_popescu: !up jamesdean-afk
davout: mircea_popescu: hipsters do node, real hipsters do go
fluffypony: don't forget about redis
pankkake: redis works well for its intended purpose
rithm: real men do it in assembly
davout: rithm: real men do it in the vagina
rithm: 64K of ram ought to be enough
pankkake: real men do it in every hole
fluffypony: all of the holes!
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> redis works well for its intended purpose << o no we detect a puckering butthole?
rithm: for the glory!
mircea_popescu: rithm real men don't code dawg. real men just tell unreal men how to get realer.
rithm: that's real talk
ThickAsThieves: heh, one of the exchanges finally added Altcoin to it's voting area https://hitbtc.com/vote
assbot: Coin voting / hitbtc
mircea_popescu: as real as angelina's boobs.
mircea_popescu: http://www.infobae.com/2014/07/08/1579111-el-gobierno-pidio-ayuda-eeuu-identificar-los-usuarios-twitter-que-apoyan-campagnoli
assbot: El Gobierno pidi ayuda a EEUU para identificar a los usuarios de Twitter que apoyan a Campagnoli | Jos Mara Campagnoli - Infobae
mircea_popescu: check out this epic shit.
mircea_popescu: mthreat ^
fluffypony: oh wow, the twitterers are even mentioned there
fluffypony: famouze
mircea_popescu: total trollage, the argentines are gonna end up with a trolface on their fglag
mthreat: angelinas boobs?
mthreat: oh infobae article
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell princessnel http://globalgoodgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/angie-castillo-e1325006373644.jpg
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: a j boobs used to be epic.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: just in case more f.derp listings are in order http://www.coindesk.com/one-law-firm-helping-bitcoin-startups-find-success/ << i don't get it, you want me to list a law firm ?!
assbot: How One Law Firm is Helping Bitcoin Startups Find Success
mircea_popescu: o shit i forgot coinbase didn't i. herp.
ThickAsThieves: nah, the article is mostly about startups and the money they got
mircea_popescu: Coinbase has managed to secure $25m in series B funding led by Silicon Valley-based venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz. This brings the total amount raised by the company to $31.9m.
mircea_popescu: The firm, which describes itself as an “international digital wallet that allows you to securely buy, use, and accept bitcoin currency”, is going from strength to strength, with an estimated 600,000 people now using its wallet service, up from 200,000 in August.
ThickAsThieves: do better!
mircea_popescu: coolness.
mthreat: xapo news on techcrunch.. 20m funding
mircea_popescu: yup
fluffypony: and yet they still don't have their card partner sorted?
ThickAsThieves: I'd buy some F.VAURUM probly
ThickAsThieves: the rest, meh
ThickAsThieves: i'd short kraken too
ThickAsThieves: fuckin useless
mircea_popescu: too low rly.
ThickAsThieves: i had someone re-explain our copper conversation, and now i get it
ThickAsThieves: the issue was i was really asking in the interest of gold, so i wasnt quite seeing how thered be lack of speculative demand
ThickAsThieves: but copper is not gold
davout: ThickAsThieves: why would you short kraken?
penguirker: New blog post: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/07/08/attracting-taleb-and-tlp-with-camgirls/
ThickAsThieves: I think they dont 'get it'
ThickAsThieves: one thing that drives me crazy is how they price in the orderbook
ThickAsThieves: https://www.kraken.com/ look at, say, the NMC pricing
assbot: Kraken | Buy and Sell Bitcoins
davout: bitcoinpete: such amaze
davout: ThickAsThieves: they price it the same way they price USD relative to BTC, how would you do it ?
ThickAsThieves: like every other exchange
ThickAsThieves: how many btc one nmc is worth
ThickAsThieves: .0028BTC
ThickAsThieves: that should be how it's priced on NMC/BTC market
davout: hm, that's the opposite of what all exchanges do when it comes to quote fiat vs btc
mircea_popescu: davout since when is "all other" an argument ?
davout: mircea_popescu: when did i start arguing?
mircea_popescu: well he said they don't get it and you seemed to disagree
ThickAsThieves: he seems concerned to me
ThickAsThieves: interested
mircea_popescu: aok nm
davout: mircea_popescu: i'm in the process of collecting facts that comes before building a considered opinion :-)
ThickAsThieves: maybe he knows/likes kraken people/things
mircea_popescu: anyway, i won't add kraken anyway, not because they're smart or anything, but whatever, it seems like it'd be more like publicity for them than anything
ThickAsThieves: the software and branding are decent
ThickAsThieves: name is maybe a lil weird for it
ThickAsThieves: but acceptible
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/further-derps-dbstp-dcbse-dcifi-dokco-dxapo/
assbot: Further derps : D.BSTP, D.CBSE, D.CIFI, D.OKCO, D.XAPO pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
ThickAsThieves: layout of trading tools is not as intuitive as other sites
ThickAsThieves: pricing just kills it for me
ThickAsThieves: such a stupid little thing
ThickAsThieves: would make me punch a wall to have to accomodate it
ThickAsThieves: accommodate*
davout: ThickAsThieves: can you even trade there ?
davout: i thought they didn't accept muricans
ThickAsThieves: dunno, i havent used it for usd
davout: ah
davout: you do alts
ThickAsThieves: i deppsited some NMC and BTC and was gonna trade without withdrawing
ThickAsThieves: but then they wont let me USD
ThickAsThieves: and the NMC is all fukt priced
ThickAsThieves: so i never traded
ThickAsThieves: without withdrawing USD*
mircea_popescu: mike_c https://www.venturescanner.com/scans/88 << check out the lulz.
mircea_popescu: generally that site is pretty funny
penguirker: New blog post: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/07/08/attracting-taleb-and-tlp-to-bitcoin-assets-with-camgirls/
bitcoinpete: ^urlprovements
mike_c: i think i'm getting paywalled. can't see it
mircea_popescu: mike_c ok, better one then : https://www.venturescanner.com/scans/bitcoin
assbot: Venture Scanner : Real-time coverage on emerging technology markets. : 3D Printing : Bitcoin : Digital Health : Connected Transportation : Future of TV
chetty: when does this game start? https://btc.waroflife.com/gow/17/
assbot: Game 17 - Death 5000 Life 5000 Year 0 - War of Life
mircea_popescu: scroll down to where you're absent.
mike_c: chetty: (starts 310,523)
ThickAsThieves: mp, in ur post, maybe add AKA for CIPI and OKCO? since it isnt whole or obvious names?
ThickAsThieves: cant remember what CIPI was...
mircea_popescu: mike_c https://btc.waroflife.com/gow/17/ << one screen says 2.41 the other 2.0
assbot: Game 17 - Death 5000 Life 5000 Year 0 - War of Life
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves ty
chetty: mike_c, maybe I am dense but how does that relate to actual time? like hwere is it now?
mike_c: just saw that.. it's caching based on game year. will fix now.
mircea_popescu: chetty its by blocks
mircea_popescu: ;;block
gribble: Error: "block" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: meh
ThickAsThieves: %block
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.75195818 BTC to 11`718 shares, 14951 satoshi per share
bitcoinpete: "The ecology of the water body is not likely to be affected much and it will also reduce evaporation, thus helping preserve water levels during extreme summer. Solar panels installed on land, face reduction of yield as the ground heats up. When such panels are installed on a floating platform, the heating problem is solved to a great extent."
ThickAsThieves: %help
atcbot: [ %t | %ticker ] [ %ob | %book ] [ %d | %diff ] [ %tx <id> ] [ %bal <address> ] [ %m | %mined ] [ %b <height> | %block <height> ] [ %lb ] [ %tslb ] [ %p | %pool ] [ %cm ] [ %ptp ] [ %h | %help ]
bitcoinpete: http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2014-06-20/news/50739119_1_power-plant-solar-power-nhpc
assbot: Kolkata firm to help NHPC set up floating 50-mw solar power plant in Kerala - Economic Times
mircea_popescu: ;;blocks
gribble: 309795
mircea_popescu: ;;calc (310523 - 309795) / 360
gribble: 2.02222222222
mircea_popescu: in 2 hours and a little
mircea_popescu: uh no.
mircea_popescu: ;;calc (310523 - 309795) / 6 / 24
gribble: 5.05555555556
mircea_popescu: in 5 days ?
chetty: thanks, the page could use a little more info it doesnt show current block
mircea_popescu: a that's a good point. mike_c ^
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete interesting concept
mircea_popescu: plus you don't have to bribe reid to kick out cowboys
mike_c: chetty: see the current game: https://btc.waroflife.com/gow/16/
assbot: Game 16 - Death 5658 Life 4342 Year 272 - War of Life
mike_c: ^ Year 272 out of 1000
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: i can foresee problems in depriving aquatic environments with sunlight
mircea_popescu: obviously.
bitcoinpete: hard to imagine much could survive underneath those panels
mircea_popescu: yes, it sucks to try and live in any place where technology.
mike_c: are you suggesting I show the current BTC block for games that haven't started yet? i can do that.
bitcoinpete: lol without too
ThickAsThieves: there are probly things that will thrive under the panels too
bitcoinpete: or on top of
bitcoinpete: they'll be landing areas for birds
ThickAsThieves: theyll have a cleaner surely
bitcoinpete: growth substrates for mosses
mircea_popescu: mike_c yeah current block on all chains shuld be displayed somewhere
mircea_popescu: !up PoUpA
ThickAsThieves: WoL could generally use a lil more handholding
bitcoinpete: ThickAsThieves: what a fucking project that'll be
mircea_popescu: like if btc is loaded, display btc current block
ThickAsThieves: like (?) icons with pop-up explanations
mike_c: ThickAsThieves: agreed.
mircea_popescu: btw anyone hating mike's css ? cause DUN SEE NO MOTHERFUCKING ROUNDED CORNERS
mircea_popescu: the whole logo's a rhomboid!
mircea_popescu: or does it only grate if the square corners are in the corners.
PoUpA: Hi, thanks for the voice lol didn't expected that
chetty: looks fine to me, but them I like mpex too
mircea_popescu: yw. who're you ?
PoUpA: nobody lol
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/further-derps-dbstp-dcbse-dcifi-dokco-dxapo/
ThickAsThieves: i like the WoL logo, like a nerdy yinyang
ThickAsThieves: also contains pacman
ThickAsThieves: and stealth bomber
ThickAsThieves: cant lose
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete sadly the odds of tlp actually seeing that video are nil, because a) he hasn't approved the comment on his blog still. a bunch of fucktards made > 50 comments since then with their fucktardery. if i were him i wouldn't ever read the comments on that blog, i'd rather read coindesk.
mircea_popescu: and b) i bet you nobody's bothered to send him an email to point it out, he prolly doesn't read his twitter (or his email for that matter)
mircea_popescu: or in otherwords : being dumb and deaf keeps one from interacting with the coolness in this world. and the world can't cure it for him.
bitcoinpete: we can always wait until he does a book signing and have someone show up with a logged-in laptop
bitcoinpete: sorta like suggestion 3 for taleb
bitcoinpete: tlp will publish eventually
bitcoinpete: and his publisher will surely have him do a public appearance or two
mircea_popescu: what am i, an abused sicilian wife ?
mircea_popescu: life selects. he was smart enough, but he couldn't hear. there's no difference between the deaf and the dumb.
bitcoinpete: the video is your one and only olive branch then?
mircea_popescu: im not including tlp in the next set for lack of a means to get in touch.
bitcoinpete: fair enough, taleb is more public
bitcoinpete: "If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again."
bitcoinpete: unless it's a terrible idea
bitcoinpete: which this isn't
ThickAsThieves: well i didnt see the shorter video, but there may also be a communication gap
mircea_popescu: how could it be, girls get paid to have fun
mircea_popescu: whether these derps get something out of it or not is really secondary, and entirely up to them
ThickAsThieves: well if TLP watches the vid, does he get any clue of why he might wanna visit #b-a, or what it is?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves he gets a clue an entity exists that is powerful enough and informed enough
ThickAsThieves: or is it just we're wild n crazy guys that hire camwhores, cmon by!
mircea_popescu: like suppose i send cia's shadow ops director a buquet of n roses on the day he forgot to send his wife the n number as he should have.
mircea_popescu: if guy has any sense he dismantles the entire thing that same day. they've failed.
ThickAsThieves: fair enough
ThickAsThieves: i'd have researched
mircea_popescu: not like bitcoin-assets isn't first hit on google.
mircea_popescu: wiki and even a phone number.
bitcoinpete: so if you send taleb the dead sea scrolls to his house with a hand-written card asking him to hit dat webchat
bitcoinpete: then we have something
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete i'd burn them and send him a youtube of that.
bitcoinpete: not sure the guy watches that much youtube
ThickAsThieves: just send him a large box marked ANTFRAGILE - HANDLE WITHOUT CARE
bitcoinpete: lol
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, years ago i used to say that one of my goals once i'm rich is to make pilaf
mircea_popescu: out of those chinese rice things with emperors painted on them
ThickAsThieves: kickstarter ahoy!
ThickAsThieves: Make a Pilaf With Mircea
mircea_popescu: "eat priceless treasures of tang antiquity"
bitcoinpete: ;;google rice pilaf with mircea
gribble: Breaking Out of Amber: <http://timschneider101.blogspot.com/>; Easy Overnight Cinnamon Sticky Buns - Jamie Cooks It Up: <http://jamiecooksitup.net/2012/12/easy-overnight-cinnamon-sticky-buns/>; venue - ASRO: <http://www.asro.ro/romana/centru_media/pressroom/CEN%20CENELEC%20GA%2017%20march/Venue/Bucharest%20Travel%20informations.htm>
mircea_popescu: then shit in a bag and put it in a permanent display at the tate.
bitcoinpete: mm sticky buns
bitcoinpete: ya that's an idea
ThickAsThieves: thatd be a dun kickstarter theme, funding destruction of historical objects
ThickAsThieves: fun*
ThickAsThieves: Buy Nazi Memorobilia and Burn It
bitcoinpete: people rarely need to be paid to do that
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49400 @ 0.0007896 = 39.0062 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: memorabilia*
chetty: ThickAsThieves, just give to ISIS, or the Taliban they got that down
mircea_popescu: burning nazi shit won't piss people off.
ThickAsThieves: well thats where you start
ThickAsThieves: you leave the ironic ones for next round
mircea_popescu: lol metascam
mircea_popescu: first, establish trust
mircea_popescu: then, burn the consitution.
ThickAsThieves: maybe you hate Warhol art, start buying it up and shitting on it, then sell that art
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete re 3, i could have strippers crash all his public events. the thing is... that's hostile not friendly.
chetty: <mircea_popescu> then, burn the consitution.//obama beat you to it
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: myeah. taleb isn't the most sexually inclined type
bitcoinpete: he's 50+
bitcoinpete: got a kid, divorced
bitcoinpete: now he just reads and does math
ThickAsThieves: lol
ThickAsThieves: i doubt that
chetty: <bitcoinpete> he's 50+// whats that supposed to mean?
ThickAsThieves: he seems to care about his health, i bet he's steady pimpin
mircea_popescu: chetty people stop fucking at 49. haven't you heard ?
bitcoinpete: lol he probably gets off my role playing as chess pieces
bitcoinpete: *by role playing
chetty: <mircea_popescu> chetty people stop fucking at 49. haven't you heard ?//do tell
chetty: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsCLDLnCEAAOosU.jpg
bitcoinpete: ok so 50+ people fuck and i'm sure taleb isn't immune to babes
bitcoinpete: but you gotta treat the guy more like a foreign dignitary/president/royal that a blogger
mircea_popescu: why ?
bitcoinpete: cuz that's how he sees himself
bitcoinpete: "While it may seem foreign now, at the time, the concept of the person as an individual flew in the face of tradition. Questioning this perspective sowed the seeds of a new worldview where tradition and social hierarchy were displaced in favor of individual pursuits."
ThickAsThieves: http://www.enomcentral.com/_images/2013/ninja-728x90.jpg
ThickAsThieves: ninja turtle mask drawn on business woman
bitcoinpete: lol
bitcoinpete: "For sixteenth- and seventeenth-century nobles, everything rested on traditional order and familial continuity."
ThickAsThieves: mp xapo is at $40m now http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/07/08/bitcoin-startup-xapo-valued-north-of-100-million/
assbot: Bitcoin Startup Xapo Valued North of $100 Million - Digits - WSJ
ThickAsThieves: wences knows how to get dat funding
bitcoinpete: "Nobles explored alternatives to patriarchal ideology not because it was weakening in the seventeenth century but because its hold over them was so very strong. … Seventeenth-century aristocratic culture … placed contradictory demands on its participants, between, for instance, ideals of inheritance and of individual ambition. By the early eighteenth century, the weight of these contradictions had for many nobles become
bitcoinpete: intolerable. The more egalitarian ideologies of the eighteenth century, it may be suggested, offered resolution of contradictions that had become burdensome beyond endurance. From this vantage point, Louis XIV’s rise to power seems less a turning point than does his death."
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete so then they should snap up the VERY CHEAP mpex shares.
bitcoinpete: http://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2014/07/the-origins-of-modern-culture/
assbot: French Nobility And The Origins of Modern Culture
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: they ?
mircea_popescu: sorry i mean ThickAsThieves so then they should snap up the VERY CHEAP mpex shares.
bitcoinpete: https://getpocket.com << 11+ million userz
assbot: Pocket
bitcoinpete: basically cross-device bookmarking
bitcoinpete: premium subs for… $45/yr
bitcoinpete: hey Pierre_Rochard
mircea_popescu: 11 million free users, premium subs for 3.x a month, 580 paid users.
mircea_popescu: average paid user lifetime, 2.5 months
mircea_popescu: actual userbase revenue, ~0.
bitcoinpete: sounds right
bitcoinpete: sounds vc-funded
ThickAsThieves: maybe feedly will buy them and yahoo can buy it all
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 76130 @ 0.00079099 = 60.2181 BTC [+] {2}
bitcoinpete: ;;ident Pierre_Rochard
gribble: Nick 'Pierre_Rochard', with hostmask 'Pierre_Rochard!~Pierre@', is identified as user 'Pierre_Rochard', with GPG key id E416CE33F64FCA5E, key fingerprint 3861EADB8E3A62CFD751E70BE416CE33F64FCA5E, and bitcoin address None
bitcoinpete: ;;gettrust Pierre_Rochard
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask Pierre_Rochard!~Pierre@ Trust relationship from user bitcoinpete to user Pierre_Rochard: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=bitcoinpete&dest=Pierre_Rochard | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Pierre_Rochard | Rated since: Sun Jun 1 10:18:50 2014
Pierre_Rochard: re: taleb, if the point hasn’t already been made, isn’t the noble’s retinue paid? If you want a scholar in your court, you may have to bribe him
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19500 @ 0.0007935 = 15.4733 BTC [+]
bitcoinpete: Pierre_Rochard: he'd be pricey
ThickAsThieves: also could attempt contact via mgmt
bitcoinpete: he has what he likes to call "fuck you money"
ThickAsThieves: he might have a filter
bitcoinpete: bbl
asciilifeform: RIP xapo ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25600 @ 0.00079514 = 20.3556 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: Pierre_Rochard guy's rich.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what, already ?!
ThickAsThieves: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/07/07/329570640/more-than-50-people-were-shot-in-chicago-over-the-holiday-weekend
assbot: More Than 50 People Were Shot In Chicago Over The Holiday Weekend : The Two-Way : NPR
ThickAsThieves: The Purge: Chicago
mircea_popescu: luckily there was no armed suspect on the loose, like in the case of the boston marathon bomber.
mircea_popescu: otherwise chicago could have gotten pretty ugly.
mircea_popescu: or wait. this wasn't a case of "secret agent ran off from secret service, MUST be found. also send a message to any other agents looking to defect : we will declare martial law to find you, and we don't care if it's boston"
ThickAsThieves: shoulda stayed in corporate espionage
mircea_popescu: pays better.
mircea_popescu: "Nearly all, the Chicago Sun-Times notes, were black or Hispanic men age 35 or younger."
mircea_popescu: alternative explanation. chechens are still white.
mircea_popescu: as much as the russians would beg to differ.
chetty: http://news.yahoo.com/forgotten-vials-smallpox-found-storage-room-160303452.html
assbot: Forgotten vials of smallpox found in storage room - Yahoo News
rithm: immunizations cause autism
fluffypony: rithm: penises cause babies
rithm: not by themselves
rithm: but science has proven that vaccines alone cause autism
chetty: science also claims to prove global warming
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5326 @ 0.00079099 = 4.2128 BTC [-]
benkay: <mircea_popescu> or wait. this wasn't a case of "secret agent ran off from secret service, MUST be found. also send a message to any other agents looking to defect : we will declare martial law to find you, and we don't care if it's boston" // waaaaat
bitstein: ;;later tell bitcoinpete 120 hours a week and they still can't get their servers to stay up. https://twitter.com/niccary/status/486569107631128576
assbot: Heard from an /blockchain employee "I just wouldn't know what I would do with myself if I wasn't working 120 hours a week." Love this team
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mike_c: nobody works 120 hours a week. that is retarded.
mike_c: "i wouldn't know what to do with myself if I couldn't bench press 500 pounds"
mike_c: i'll tell you what to do. stfu, crawl in a corner, and die.
bitstein: Even if they did, I don't find it admirable in the least.
benkay: sleep more, work out, get better work done during the 30.
mike_c: if my engineers were working 120 hours a week I would be saying "we're fucked. what happened? how did we plan so poorly?"
mike_c: not acting like a tough guy on twitter.
benkay: americans can't manage - story at eleven
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32650 @ 0.00079154 = 25.8438 BTC [+]
chetty: http://www.thewire.com/technology/2014/07/new-law-brings-russia-one-step-closer-to-a-closed-internet/374050/
assbot: New Law Brings Russia One Step Closer to a 'Closed Internet' - The Wire
danielpbarron: http://dailyanarchist.com/2014/07/07/the-greatest-porcfest-ever-stolen/
assbot: The Greatest PorcFest Ever Stolen - Daily Anarchist
danielpbarron: "My total losses are 8.37266084 BTC, which were my earnings from PorcFest, 0.12237595 BTC, which were the BEARCAT Defense Fund, and 0.26952621 BTC, which had been raised for the Authoritarian Sociopathy project."
rithm: lol
benkay: oh, poor davi.
benkay: his pins are really great.
benkay: integer btc. :(
chetty: actually events like this are a good thing, makes people more aware/more careful about security
benkay: yup.
benkay: still, i take no joy in his misfortune.
punkman: chetty, but this is the conclusion everyone seems to arrive at: "Two factor authentication is your friend. Don’t put it off."
punkman: no amount of snake oil will heal that gaping head wound
benkay: blockchain will even help attackers get around 2fa
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23322 @ 0.00079099 = 18.4475 BTC [-]
chetty: !up indiancandy1
benkay: look who's back
indiancandy1: whpo
indiancandy1: who?
FabianB: $traded
empyex: FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: S.MG S.MPOE S.NSA X.EUR
fluffypony: back again
indiancandy1: TITS FOR BITCOIN?
punkman: indiancandy1: you want to see my tits?
indiancandy1: i want 2 show u myne
indiancandy1: ine xchange
indiancandy1: for moneys
fluffypony: mircea_popescu has instructionz
fluffypony: so Klye is "Giving up gambling as well as smoking cigarettes and drinking.. Trying to make a lifestyle change in order speed up my repayment and regain some honour."
mthreat: and brazil plays ze germans
ThickAsThieves: http://www.coindesk.com/mark-karpeles-sell-bitcoins-com-domain-name/
assbot: Mt. Gox CEO to Auction Bitcoins.com, Share Proceeds with Creditors
ThickAsThieves: “We are hoping, with the sale of Bitcoins.com, to provide some relief to the people impacted by the Mt. Gox bankruptcy and will be putting at least half of the sale amount toward that purpose.”
ThickAsThieves: lol
ThickAsThieves: half
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23200 @ 0.00079091 = 18.3491 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: yay! http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2a5lig/bitcoins_longest_running_scam_mpexco_lists_fake/
assbot: Bitcoin's longest running scam Mpex.co lists fake shares of Bitpay. : Bitcoin
ThickAsThieves: weird that link is bold in my mirc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7950 @ 0.00079006 = 6.281 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: http://coinfire.cf/2014/07/08/tale-coinjelly/
assbot: The Tale of CoinJelly - Coin Fire
ThickAsThieves: small bitblog factchecks while bigger names run with false info
ThickAsThieves: this is good too https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=682150.msg7737614#msg7737614
assbot: Sonny Vleisides (Butterfly Labs CEO) 2014 Court Transcript [The TL/DR version]
pankkake: longest-running scam. I guess that's pretty good by Bitcoin standards
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.75195818 BTC to 11`718 shares, 14951 satoshi per share
cazalla: sweet brazilian tears
benkay: wasn't there a bitcoin version of this somewhere? http://imgur.com/rrpt70w
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
pankkake: still time to bet on http://bitbet.us/bet/992/brazil-beats-germany/?ref=1Eck6cgGzEb9N42CFhcsCBQhZQStoJbHRK :p
assbot: BitBet - Brazil beats Germany :: 0.33 B (41%) on Yes, 0.47 B (59%) on No | closing in 3 hours 31 minutes | weight: 14`537 (100`000 to 10`000)
kyuupichan: So much for Brazil
pankkake: it's a bet your tx is confirmed within 15min basically
kyuupichan: 5-0
kyuupichan: Brazil put up the local school team
mthreat: this means argentina will play ze germans
mthreat: if they win tomorrow
pankkake: so, riots?
thestringpuller: ThickAsThieves: these comments on the reddit post are gold
chetty: streets in ba should be nice and quiet while they play
thestringpuller: top comment: "He's offering a derivative with bitpay as the underlying. These are not bitpay shares."
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Brazil beats Germany" http://bitbet.us/bet/992/ Odds: 17(Y):83(N) by coin, 41(Y):59(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.91972244 BTC. Current weight: 14,423.
kyuupichan: haha
pankkake: hey, it's valid!
pankkake: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 309821 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 642 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 23 hours, 6 minutes, and 40 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16867978245.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 0.29442
artifexd: It would appear that my assessment of the Germany-Brazil game was a little off...
pankkake: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-07-2014#747216 :) ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
kyuupichan: Damn another block makes it
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.33 BTC for No on "Brazil beats Germany" http://bitbet.us/bet/992/ Odds: 8(Y):92(N) by coin, 28(Y):72(N) by weight. Total bet: 4.11918977 BTC. Current weight: 14,271.
ThickAsThieves: newegg sells plants? weird
ThickAsThieves: dang they sell all kindsa shit
kyuupichan: Half time
kyuupichan: What happens to bets during half time?
cazalla: refunded i would guess
ThickAsThieves: they are donated to Ross Ulbricht
kyuupichan: Had Muller gotten more than 1 of the goals, the "scorer > 7" bet would suddenly get very interesting
cazalla: there is still time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19850 @ 0.00079006 = 15.6827 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14600 @ 0.00079144 = 11.555 BTC [+]
assbot: WasWoWieviel +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
kyuupichan: No blocks during half time so I guess it didn't matter
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23535 @ 0.00078886 = 18.5658 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10985 @ 0.00078818 = 8.6582 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 49 @ 0.0135 = 0.6615 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47750 @ 0.00078584 = 37.5239 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 33 minutes and 11 seconds
FabianB: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00078551 / 0.00079161 / 0.00079785 (1205540 shares, 954.32 BTC), 7D: 0.00078551 / 0.00080677 / 0.00083016 (5577760 shares, 4,499.97 BTC), 30D: 0.00077312 / 0.00082135 / 0.00087778 (26095912 shares, 21,433.95 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 41 @ 0.01705 = 0.6991 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "Brazil beats Germany" http://bitbet.us/bet/992/ Odds: 3(Y):97(N) by coin, 15(Y):85(N) by weight. Total bet: 11.11868977 BTC. Current weight: 13,489.
[]bot: Bet placed: 4.9995 BTC for No on "Brazil beats Germany" http://bitbet.us/bet/992/ Odds: 3(Y):97(N) by coin, 15(Y):85(N) by weight. Total bet: 11.11868977 BTC. Current weight: 13,489.
FabianB: guess they're late
pankkake: hahaha
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44600 @ 0.00078551 = 35.0337 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: lol MPOE
thestringpuller: money is flowing out of it
thestringpuller: !ticker m D.BPAY
assbot: [MPEX:D.BPAY] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.23999999 / 0.24483091 / 0.25 (207 shares, 50.68 BTC)
punkman: these germans just can't stop
benkay: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00078551 / 0.00079139 / 0.00079785 (1250140 shares, 989.35 BTC), 7D: 0.00078551 / 0.0008065 / 0.00083016 (5587301 shares, 4,506.20 BTC), 30D: 0.00077312 / 0.00082127 / 0.00087778 (26130099 shares, 21,460.13 BTC)
kakobrekla: <assbot> WasWoWieviel +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0 < and nobody dared to voice him eh ?
jurov: kakobrekla he did not wait
kakobrekla: ah
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 625.55, vol: 2671.31663899 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 618.998, vol: 2419.98972 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 625.1, vol: 2985.84647666 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 622.394812, vol: 4765.42400000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 617.03703, vol: 1.43869931 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 623.448174, vol: 37.2054963 | Volume-weighted last average: 623.04048175
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: Error: You haven't asked me a command; perhaps you want to see someone else's more. To do so, call this command with that person's nick.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25729 @ 0.0007853 = 20.205 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: whoa brazil got massacred
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 121 @ 0.01634889 = 1.9782 BTC [-] {5}
thestringpuller: ls
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 120/7
gribble: 17.1428571429
mircea_popescu: orly. 17 hours and 10 minutes a day ?
mircea_popescu: mike_c: i'll tell you what to do. stfu, crawl in a corner, and die. << i take it you're not working 120 hours a week on wol ?
mircea_popescu: FOR SHAEM
mircea_popescu: !up Ginux
mircea_popescu: !up hello
mircea_popescu: !up ll
mircea_popescu: !up los_pantalones
mircea_popescu: !up Menno
mircea_popescu: !up Quanttek
mircea_popescu: !up rodgort
mircea_popescu: !up toddf
mircea_popescu: punkman: no amount of snake oil will heal that gaping head wound < < sadly, this is true.
mircea_popescu: lol "Hint: The "D" in the ticker symbol stands for "derivative"."
mircea_popescu: yeah, because the DERPs header on the page is not indicative.
mircea_popescu: ;;unrate HoreaV
gribble: Successfully removed your rating for HoreaV.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54400 @ 0.00078386 = 42.642 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: "To give you some idea, at PorcFest last year our booth took in about 3 Bitcoin all week. At the time Bitcoin was about $100. This year I took in 3 Bitcoin the first day, when Bitcoin was about $600. By the end of the week we had earned over 8 Bitcoin for our various commercial and non-profit partners, which is a windfall I could hardly believe."
mircea_popescu: heh. mkay.
danielpbarron: turns out, I made more BTC at porcfest than the muslim agorist
kakobrekla: "We also collected some doge, but nobody was willing to steal those."
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron i closed at the "i borrowed a clothesline"
mircea_popescu: i guess i just don't get bum culture.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla doge is like fiat, you don't have to have it stolen from you for it to be stolen from you.
kakobrekla: :)
danielpbarron: I saw that guy; didn't end up talking to him; he seemed kinda boring
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: mall bitblog factchecks while bigger names run with false info << who is this mike ?
danielpbarron: but it was pretty cool how he had child labor operation to sell his buttons
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves still got a tardstalk acct btw ?
mircea_popescu: "Q. The Monarch BPU was said to begin shipping at the end of 2013. Has that happened?
mircea_popescu: A. No."
mircea_popescu: ahjahaha
mircea_popescu: o bfl is shipping. find out it's not from Bitbet in 2013, from the courts in 2014. le win.
mircea_popescu: !up indiancandy1
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 you've still not figured out this wot thing ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 52 @ 0.01431345 = 0.7443 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: artifexd: It would appear that my assessment of the Germany-Brazil game was a little off... << it happens :p
punkman: "Now, there is a stench coming from Butterfly Labs. It's a strong smell. It's not enough to send you to prison today"
mircea_popescu: punkman "Prison Today" sounds like a great replacement for Time mag.
mircea_popescu: if i were buffett, ie, in any way emotionally invested in the continuation of that republic, i'd definitely make it.
punkman: I can picture that
mircea_popescu: https://www.startjoin.com/comments/project/trollc << yet another thing max keiser promises then fails to follow through
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'большая зона'
mircea_popescu: quite
mircea_popescu: here's a business idea : take failed projects, trim down the text, make kickstarter projects out of them
mircea_popescu: one could start with say urbit
mircea_popescu: just hire indians to select and summarize, could pump out 50-100 science-y or tech-y sounding projects a week
asciilifeform: urbit already found its chumpatronium golden vein
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform done in the manner of the cryptostocks listing of that casino game tho
mircea_popescu: w/o any involvement from the owner.
mircea_popescu: just, google for projects with verbiage, trim it down, "kickstart" it
mircea_popescu: 10-20 hours's worth of unskilled labour per project.
mircea_popescu: no WAY you don't get 1mn in 100.
mircea_popescu: that's 50x your investment.
mircea_popescu: intel: man, probation officer asked vleisades if he'd let fbi agents tour his facility to "learn more about bitcoin".... pukeatronic <<< methinks that's a point.
mircea_popescu: waiting for bfl product delivery ? watch out for bonus goodies on the board from now on...
punkman: hah
asciilifeform wants one now
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not now. later/.
mircea_popescu: in 5 years you'll prolly be able to buy them for the cost of disposal.
mircea_popescu: buy a containerful, diagnose the full spectrum.
asciilifeform: at that point it will be worth about as much as those cars parked at Pripyat.
asciilifeform: archaeologists will find them.
mircea_popescu: you think ?
mircea_popescu: hey, maybe.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32450 @ 0.00078156 = 25.3616 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: of course on the other hand, if you're a honest bitcoin miner you got nothing to worry about.
indiancandy1: who wants to see my big tits
mircea_popescu: did you ever see saffron's vids ?
asciilifeform: a miner's a perfect place to hide some strange. esp. in the extant ones, where performance is 'variable' to put it mildly. but really, it is perfect on account of the fact that a miner board is forgotten very soon after it is sold
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 ^
asciilifeform: no one seriously cares what was in the fpga miners from 2 yrs. ago
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform definitely.
mircea_popescu: custom hardware by definition, who the hell is going to even know.
mircea_popescu: kinda trivial to find strange on high standardised stuff.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 88 @ 0.0144 = 1.2672 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 do you read stuff here ?
indiancandy1: i sent u a message
indiancandy1: mp
indiancandy1: what is this saffron vids
indiancandy1: i do read it
mircea_popescu: !s dropbox
assbot: 38 results for 'dropbox' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=dropbox
indiancandy1: lol
indiancandy1: i duno what it is
mircea_popescu: hm klets see
indiancandy1: dropbox is safron?
mircea_popescu: !s from:sexysaffron dropbox.com*
assbot: 0 results for 'from:sexysaffron dropbox.com*' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Asexysaffron+dropbox.com%2A
mircea_popescu: !s from:sexysaffron dropbox.com
assbot: 0 results for 'from:sexysaffron dropbox.com' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Asexysaffron+dropbox.com
mircea_popescu: ah come on.
mircea_popescu: !s from:sexysaffron dropb*
assbot: 0 results for 'from:sexysaffron dropb*' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Asexysaffron+dropb%2A
indiancandy1: i really want to get into bitcoin
indiancandy1: i read stuff
punkman: !s from:sexy_saffron dropbox*
assbot: 1 results for 'from:sexy_saffron dropbox*' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Asexy_saffron+dropbox%2A
indiancandy1: i dont understand none of it
mircea_popescu: should be two tho.
mircea_popescu: !s 203
assbot: 62 results for '203' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=203
mircea_popescu: herp.
mircea_popescu: THIS FAILS.
indiancandy1: safron is dropbox
indiancandy1: and dropbx begs
indiancandy1: ahaha
indiancandy1: okay?
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 https://www.dropbox.com/s/g58mpit4p5zms4l/203.mp4 and https://www.dropbox.com/s/iqd51lvo64cof15/202.mp4
assbot: Dropbox - 203.mp4
assbot: Dropbox - 202.mp4
mircea_popescu: !up indiancandy1
mircea_popescu: or i guess https://twitter.com/SexyMissSaffron/status/486305081029955586 if you don't have the connection for heavy duty vids.
assbot: Here's a video of me begging /nntaleb to join /hashtag/bitcoin?src=hash-assets : http://t.co/lD0pcqv9fu NSFW"
indiancandy1: is she ur slave girl
indiancandy1: shes ugly
indiancandy1: no offence
indiancandy1: lol
indiancandy1: i wouldnt eat her out
indiancandy1: i got more folowers
indiancandy1: on twitter
indiancandy1: BOOM
indiancandy1: by 9800
indiancandy1: not that it makes me any richer
indiancandy1: :(
mircea_popescu: ok, so ready to make a beg video ?
indiancandy1: ahaha if the indian media get hold of it though
indiancandy1: it wil be on times of india
mircea_popescu: you'll be famous
indiancandy1: website
mircea_popescu: pubicity is publicity.
indiancandy1: my agents wont be happy
indiancandy1: how much u offering for it
mircea_popescu: fire them, hire better ones.
indiancandy1: i can get u
mircea_popescu: same i did her, provided your vid doesn't suck.
indiancandy1: lots of ppl as i got a big following
indiancandy1: she got 168 twitter followrs
indiancandy1: i have
ThickAsThieves: <+indiancandy1> no offence /// lol
mircea_popescu: it really makes little diff, if you notice that tweet got like 2.2k retrweets.
indiancandy1: how much did give her
asciilifeform: time for gedankenexperiment. what payload would be 'useful' in a miner core (vs. the controller, which is normally a standard micro and relatively simple to audit) ?
indiancandy1: did u give her
indiancandy1: listen i can get u a better deal
asciilifeform: i say: patterned outages.
indiancandy1: il give u publicity
indiancandy1: in india
indiancandy1: on all top digital platforms
indiancandy1: in india not many ppl no about btc
ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves: mall bitblog factchecks while bigger names run with false info << who is this mike ? //// dunno, that blog was also fairly on top of all the SR auction updates. guy's not afraid to pick up a phone or something
indiancandy1: so it wil be good especially if it goes on times of india / yahooo
indiancandy1: etc
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves got his phone number ?
indiancandy1: why dont we introduce
indiancandy1: bitcoin 2 india il do u a pr campain
ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves still got a tardstalk acct btw ? /// it exists, sometimes i check on my watchlist or click in thru reddit, otherwise i dont go there
asciilifeform: if you can arrange for, say, the entire crop of 'bfl' units to spin their wheels fruitlessly during known time intervals, your own miners (presumably exempt) can be scheduled to run then and precisely then ☟︎
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 what difference does it make ? i want the guy to join here, i don't care about a bunch of indians that have no bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a gps ?
indiancandy1: they can buy
indiancandy1: it
ThickAsThieves: "Coin Fire was started because I got sick and tired of reading reviews on sites that were full of advertisements, dishonest statements and news that was just posted to create link bait."
ThickAsThieves: https://twitter.com/CoinFireBlog
assbot: CoinFire.cf (CoinFireBlog) auf Twitter
ThickAsThieves: i dont have his ph# and his website only has contact forms
indiancandy1: tell me how much moneys u gave safron
mircea_popescu: anyone with a btctalk acct : pls to pm https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=112431 and invite him to come here. his summary of vleisides was useful.
assbot: View the profile of colinistheman
mircea_popescu: !up qwe213zxc
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves how do you know he's not affraid to pick up the phone then ?
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 .1
asciilifeform: gps < difficult - but not impossible - to fit. and what'd be the point? throttle the core unless standing in warehouse XX?
ThickAsThieves: i meant check his facts, dig for info
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform just know where to confiscate it from.
mircea_popescu: or not let it be exported, mysteriously.
mircea_popescu: making the miners stop is useless economically.
indiancandy1: i duno btc
indiancandy1: what is that in dollars
mircea_popescu: !up lil_data_
ThickAsThieves: breaking@coinfire.cf is email
asciilifeform: if you can stop all miners but yours - for a given interval - you can plunder blocks at far below the expected energy cost ☟︎
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 i have no idea, whatever whoever is normally buying them from you pays for a bitcoin, divided by 10
ThickAsThieves: https://twitter.com/CoinFireBlog/status/486609467560034306 coinjelly asks for private chat with him , hehe
assbot: The tale of /CoinJelly, false statements and journalistic failures: http://t.co/uLpRJfFBaV
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform so ?
mircea_popescu: diff is stil the same, how do you think this helps you ? longer blocks ?
ThickAsThieves: would need to hold it for a month
indiancandy1: .1 bitcoin
indiancandy1: is
indiancandy1: 1 bitcoin
indiancandy1: ?
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 1 / .1
gribble: 10
asciilifeform: point wouldn't be to drop the diff, but to ensure that next block goes to one of yours
asciilifeform: alternatively
mircea_popescu: "ensure"
asciilifeform: throttle far below full capacity unless magic signal is present
indiancandy1: ur offering me 65 dollars
indiancandy1: for that vid
indiancandy1: ?
mircea_popescu: people would notice and fix it
indiancandy1: haha
indiancandy1: thats funn
indiancandy1: funny
indiancandy1: 2 less money
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 welcome to the world of hard work.
asciilifeform: so, e.g., everybody gets x hash/sec, you get 2x
indiancandy1: do u work hard?
mircea_popescu: you're not me.
mike_c: if you're not working 120 hours/week you're lazy.
ThickAsThieves: amen!
indiancandy1: i work on a tv show
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 120 * .1 * 52
gribble: 624
asciilifeform: people would notice, fix << i know a fellow with a 'jupiter' miner. most of the time, only a subset of the cores run. fix is nowhere to be seen.
mircea_popescu: that's almost enough to invest in bitcoin start-ups
indiancandy1: gribble says 624 is that the conversion
indiancandy1: ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i never heard of a jupiter run 100%
asciilifeform: precisely.
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 623.16, Best ask: 625.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.84000, Last trade: 624.97, 24 hour volume: 2675.59845636, 24 hour low: 616.89, 24 hour high: 626.22, 24 hour vwap: 621.952540785
mircea_popescu: there
asciilifeform: can be accident, or 'accident'
indiancandy1: mp
mircea_popescu: eh get out
indiancandy1: one second
mircea_popescu: jupiters are made with an axe
indiancandy1: is it 624 dollars
ThickAsThieves: i heard jupiters have anthrax in them
mircea_popescu: derpiters
asciilifeform: intel's been doing precisely this in cpus since '486 dx' - why not other people?
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 no woman. the chick did two vids for like 60 bux each. it's what she does.
mike_c: can anybody recommend an irc bouncer.
indiancandy1: hmm
indiancandy1: shes better of doin mfc she can earn more money
BingoBoingo: lol, indiancandy1 you forget the time value of money
ThickAsThieves: and the value of relationships
kakobrekla: mike_c znc
mike_c: thx
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 what's mfc ?
BingoBoingo: myfreecams
BingoBoingo: I know it because... porn
mircea_popescu: so i take it the free part is scam ?
ThickAsThieves: adz
ThickAsThieves: i assume
mircea_popescu: aok.
mircea_popescu: is chatroulette still a thing ?