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mircea_popescu: lol i'm too busy popping in eulora to give a shit about retarddit
shinohai read that as pooping there for a sec ...
mircea_popescu: but just to be on the safe side / cover all the bases, http://68.media.tumblr.com/9b29ebfcb689f65e43262ceb37068b60/tumblr_n5rhymeyYL1tv3y9wo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: and in today biblical study : david, the ever so wise king of the jews, got up one night with an itch. he walked around on his roof, and spied the poor wife of one of his soldiers, who was taking a bath in the middle of the night because with those nuts and their door manners it wasn't fucking safe to bathe in the daytime like normal people.
mircea_popescu: so he fucked her to pregnancy, after which he tried to recall the husband, figurting he'd fuck her too and never know the difference. except the guy was having too much of a fun time with the other boys over in the barracks so he wouldn't come. so david had him killed (classical "behead the bearer of this letter" sorta thing) and married the woman.
mircea_popescu: except a nosy prophet (sent, of course, by the lord) reproached him, so david confessed. as punishment - his kid with the woman died. that's how you punish a dude!
mircea_popescu: as punishment ++, his beloved son rose in rebellion decades later, and to cement his claim to the crown he... publicly fucked a dozen of david's concubines.
mircea_popescu: ~the end~
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes holy shit i didn't realise the retards are THAT dysfunctional.
mircea_popescu: remind me, why does anyone take the reddit kids seriously ?
mircea_popescu: oh wait. nobody does. nm.
mircea_popescu: the incredible part is that he fucking seriously proposes to "keep an eye on kubernetes" ? dude, no. just no. ban anyone even remotely involved in anything to do with docker from ever being hired as anything but menial labor.
mircea_popescu: just to be on the safe side /me nipped https://archive.is/ksb0T#selection-4343.0-4351.5 's wings a litte ( http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/d1wcf/?raw=true registered as comment 149). curious if the guy publishes it or not.
ben_vulpes: doubtful, they're all a part of the 'tech scene'
mircea_popescu: oh i see, it's a scene.
ben_vulpes: long black hair in front of the eyes and all i imagine
mircea_popescu: his insulating random myspace whore from her own image might do me grave disservice i fear ...
ben_vulpes: would you go so far as to say that he has done you a violence?
mircea_popescu: well not so far as all that.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, secret service just did dry run on trump, alf will be pleased to know
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/5LhT2 << in other "kubernetes is the future" news, calling the empire "the republic", pretending like the corpse is down with the flu and etcetera.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what is a 'dry run' in this context?
mircea_popescu: carry the man off.
mircea_popescu: apparently someone reading the logs got nervous as to whether they can or can't pull it off in a pinch.
ben_vulpes: in actual defense of the man?
ben_vulpes: as* in
mircea_popescu: "actual defense" ?
mircea_popescu: what was he being defended from ?
mircea_popescu: !~google "take the hand off the suit, creep"
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Frank Sinatra - "Let's start the action!": <http://www.jwpitt.com/sinatra.htm>; That Kind Of Woman · Sinatra's Rules “For me, a tuxedo is a way of...: <http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/post/472480887/sinatras-rules-for-me-a-tuxedo-is-a-way-of>; Golden Years: My Brief Bromance With Frank Sinatra - Ivy Style: <http://www.ivy-style.com/golden-years-my-brief-bromance-with-frank-sinatr
ben_vulpes is miserably naive about all forms of spycraft
mircea_popescu: let's put it this way : would you let a bunch of dorks working for bahamas & friends take you away from a gathering of your own supporters ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: "for your own protection" hurr durr.
ben_vulpes: gotcha
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-06#1563231 << if mr t were serious, he'd have a 'night of long knives' for these folks. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-11-06 03:51 mircea_popescu: let's put it this way : would you let a bunch of dorks working for bahamas & friends take you away from a gathering of your own supporters ?
asciilifeform: 0 survivors.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/11/not-quite-news-roundup-xtend-13-tmr/ << Qntra - Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 13 (TM)(R)
BingoBoingo: ^ Very noisy week so shorter Xtend. Few things qualifying even as not news.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/11/bitcoin-network-steady-with-0-395-increase-in-latest-difficulty-adjustment/ << Qntra - Bitcoin Network Steady With ~0.395% Increase In Latest Difficulty Adjustment
BingoBoingo: http://oglaf.com/cockmoon-rising/
mircea_popescu: and in today's free luxurious decadency ideas : when i'm going to be rich, i'm going to have 734 bushels of popcorn popped, then fill a pool with the proceeds and have a bunch of girl swim in it
mircea_popescu: to salt them.
trinque: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/ir35y/?raw=true << lulz from another castle
trinque: next time link me something I haven't already seen!
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: your castle's getting famous!
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in the shower queue... http://68.media.tumblr.com/e0ca5f3cc51f905f7a4d07ebf120dc75/tumblr_n83sv1sUG51qg7sdjo1_1280.jpg
phf: trinque: looks like that guy also hit #ccl
phf: oh you're there too
trinque: he can rest easy; I'll put this on the desk of every contact I have in USG!1!11!
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: This must be the eye of the lulztorm. I can't wait until the wall hits.
shinohai: Clinton privilege strikes again ... no charges recommended