cads: hmm, I need a near effect sensor that can give me a reading of 3d printing surface quality.
☟︎ cads: maybe a good camera
cads: though I want something more stupid - surface quality is either flat and smooth and the printer can speed up, or the surface quality is blobby, choppy, with sparp peaks of plastic, and the head needs to slow down to 'heal' the print's next few layers.
cads: so something that convolves an energy impulse with the surface and then measures the scattering should be ideal.
cads: maybe an CCD system with special lighting.
cads: I just don't want to have to write a feature detector that needs to know about the global geometry at play... maybe I can train a feature detector that just detects the silhouette fingerprint of localized choppiness and other print failures.
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moiety: fucks sake, it's busy in here tonight!
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lnovy: hehe.. when you switch a drug amphetamine test strip with pregnacy strip and the girl is clean, he will test pregnant :) And she can even show this before soon-to-be husband:) There a great bussiness in Poland with these...
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bitcoinpete: ;;later tell mircea_popescu: I should check out the film, I've only seen the mainstage production :) I'm not sure how very strange my naiveté is. I'm less naive than I was 2 months ago, prior to the commencement of my IRC yeshiva, but hardly deserving of expectation. Either way, and as always, thx for reading and the feedback.You're like having a younger Taleb as a personal tutor...
midnightmagic: ooOOooo film recommendation? I love those, which one, bitcoinpete?
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ozbot: The King and I (1956 film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
ozbot: Yul Brynner and Deborah Kerr perform "Shall We Dance" - YouTube
bitcoinpete: What a scene. Brynner, such a pleasure to behold, has the most unbelievable poise and strength of movement. Not a single muscle fibre out of sorts.
ozbot: Suspected NSA FOXACID server advertised at HOPE 9 | Wireless Fantasy
ozbot: Gazprom Chairman Sold His Entire Company Stake In February, A Day Before Shares Fell 13 Percent: Rep
chetty: bitcoinpete: cool just about my favorite movie/actor
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moiety: I haven't seen the film but ive seen a stage production of the king and i
moiety: lnovy:that's crazy about the test strips!
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lnovy: moiety: the drug test shows 2 lines when clean, 3 lines when under drugs... pregnancy show 1 for clean, 2 for pregnancy :)
MisterE: it's funny how you call the opposite or pregnant "clean" :p
lnovy: this is actually not very known in Poland and pregnant girls are buying tests by tens and selling those already pissed :)
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MisterE: do the Japs know about this?
bitcoinpete: Well, I'm out for tonight. Date night and all. Cheers fellas.
MisterE: they will be all over that
ozbot: Women selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist - CNN.com
MisterE: fucking pete with the blog and dates and life....
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moiety: why sell a positive one? not like you can back it up 9 months later
Duffer1: they're popular near military bases
lnovy: false positive my darling, but we are already married :)
lnovy: make me another :)
Duffer1: get your claws in a man, he gets deployed, get knocked up
moiety: D>I>V>O>R>C>E> you lying cunt!
lnovy: or they are used to get money for "abortion"
joecool: hm i remember some months back a guy pissed on one for the hell of it and it came back positive, turns out had testicular cancer
Duffer1: ya well divorce in america = 1/2
DiabloD3: yeah I dont know why more men dont use prenups
Duffer1: so she wins no matter what unless the guy is actively aware of the scam and dumps her lyin ass before marriage
moiety: joecool: i thought they tested for oestrogen levels
joecool: moiety: apparently having cancer can cause them to flag positive
moiety: prenup? just dont bag a lying bitch
Duffer1: their target is 18 year old hillbillies who don't know any better, and have nothin better to do than join the army
moiety: christ the more i hear, thelss i like people
Duffer1: oh here's the fun part, in the US if you've cared for the child, then find out later it's not yours, family court will still likely find you liable for child support
moiety: did you see the sperm donor that is getting done for child support?
Duffer1: i haven't but i'm not surprised
moiety: couple lesbians ordered him on craiglist (<<< lol) but they didn't follow proper procedure and home inseminated. therefore states says he's the daddy
moiety: must pay support. kid is like 4 now i think too
moiety: most expensive wank he has ever had i'll bet
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moiety: is it later tell or tell later for gribbling to someone that isn't here btw?
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell bitcoinpete you've seen the mainstage production of tom green's freddie got fingered ?! that existed ?!
moiety: it was a link that benkay posted a few days ago, saying bout time. streaming movies from torrents mircea_popescu just heard just now it went down already
ozbot: Paranoia leads Vladimir Putin to the point of no return - Telegraph
moiety: baha i need to read this
mircea_popescu: this is perhaps the best i've read on the topic, for any value of best equal "entertaining due to the propaganda dial being turned to such 11, the insanity of the whole process becomes obvious even to the casual observer resulting in an unintentional self-parody quality"
moiety: "Tragically, he really thought he could be the West’s friend, failing to see that his own repressive policies made that impossible." errr since fucking when?
moiety: i don't think Putin seems to care about making pals. Our DC calls him to tell him to calm down every 5 minutes
gribble: Error: You have not registered a GPG key. Try using bcauth instead, or register a GPG key first.
ThickAsThieves: i'm having trouble sorting out how to add my gpg key to otc
joecool: mircea_popescu: april already?
joecool: mircea_popescu: that article you linked
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i think there's a special command like addkey or somesuch
joecool: mircea_popescu: !gpg changekey i think
joecool: when in doubt ping nanotube
gribble: Nick 'ThickAsThieves', with hostmask 'ThickAsThieves!~ThickAsTh@c-98-231-58-41.hsd1.fl.comcast.net', is identified as user 'ThickAsThieves', with GPG key id B28732FE807495EC, key fingerprint D649FD3B664A6BCF801D727EB28732FE807495EC, and bitcoin address 1NfXM69erAWPDdNrZ2k2UkuV7HDPc6Ebwk
jborkl_: I have not proofed this yet, but if you guys would not mind reading it and telling me if you think it sounds like I have down syndrome
ThickAsThieves: now i need to look up what an encrypted OTP is and what i need it for
Duffer1: it's the message you need to sign for ;;everify
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joecool: jborkl_: no glaring things wrong with the writing. a couple quotes missing and maybe some comma weirdness
ThickAsThieves: is the last part just to make sure it works both ways?
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joecool: ThickAsThieves: you can pipe it from curl to gpg
jborkl_: joecool, thank you. I will make sure to look at that
joecool: jborkl_: what region are you from?
Duffer1: paste the OTP mesage into where you sign messages, copy the result, then come back and type ;;everify signedmessageresulthere
joecool: jborkl_: i figured US but writing is a little different than northeast
jborkl_: Well, I am left handed also. So I am naturally kinda strange anyway
joecool: i'm ambidextrous, even worse
jborkl_: ok, Thank you for the input. I do appreciate it
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gribble: Error: "hardware" is not a valid command.
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joecool: asciilifeform: solution is easy to that
joecool: asciilifeform: put a button on it and/or limit number of pin attempts
joecool: asciilifeform: i need to play with the yubikey neo implementation of bip32
joecool: asciilifeform: maybe i'm misunderstanding you. my system can tell if my openpgp smartcard is present
joecool: an attacker *could* attempt 3 times to use it with a pin
joecool: before it locks itself out forever
joecool: asciilifeform: except it needs a pin every time to do it, and it needs to be physically present
joecool: asciilifeform: that's assuming quite a bit
joecool: same could be said about software wallet without factoring in hardware
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ozbot: Let’s do the telegraph pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell jborkl_ perhaps the oil painting example is weak, seeing how the artist would probably benefit from being physically present for the wedding.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell jborkl_ the point about "over regulate people" is vague, in that nobody, from obama to ayn rand, believe their activity is "over regulatory". indeed, all over regulators in history carefully consider the point of over regulation (in their own reference frame) and decide they're being reasonable.
mircea_popescu: and for that matter it'd be a lot saner if you stuck around for few hours after asking for input on an article in so i don't have to make gribble work overtime
ozbot: News from The Associated Press
mircea_popescu: specifically, "As far as experience shows, people dont tend to support states that either stupidly or unwittingly include rules among their enemies. You cant win a war against math, or against drugs, or against social injustice, or kulaks. Soon after the Soviet government moved its focus from entities to rules, it lost the support of the people. Soon after the other-Soviet government moved its focus f
mircea_popescu: rom entities to rules, it also lost the support of the people. There werent that many people burning American flags in 1860, you know ? Why do you think not ? You can support a government killing Indians, or bison. You cant support a government fighting chemical compounds."
mircea_popescu: this'd be a better distinction than simply over/under, because it's a difference in kind not degree.
chetty: If that plane went on for hours why werent the people on board using cell phones?
chetty: they were over land there of a while
mircea_popescu: then again... chinese people. someone probably told them not to use cell phones
chetty: good point asciilifeform
moiety: my sides mircea_popescu !!!!!!
joecool: asciilifeform: cell jammers are also much more effective as they move away from towers
joecool: asciilifeform: there are a lot of standards to cover with a fake tower
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joecool: gsm mitm is fairly easy with 2G technologies, the hardware isn't very expensive and the software is opensource
mircea_popescu: the whole banking system was well fucked, what with its odd notions of a cheque
mircea_popescu: so knowing that, let's build another whole industry on rotten basics
mircea_popescu: i have no idea who exactly would wish to live in a world where a company making a product asks any government what it thinks on the topic.
mircea_popescu: it's by now a mistake to see anything in the us command economy as meaningfully separate from anything else.
mircea_popescu: they've plainly confessed to it what with the "too big to fail" doctrine,
mircea_popescu: hey, even sacred monsters a la buffett are reduced to teary eyed confessions of belief in the party, even at the zenith of their career/intellectual lucidity
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joecool: asciilifeform: i'd argue longer actually than WW2
mircea_popescu: someone did this as power moved from lenin to stalin but i don't recall who the fuck
mircea_popescu: they wheeled in some ancient revolutionary bolshevik to praise the party.
joecool: asciilifeform: i mean the communication framework was setup in the early 30's
mircea_popescu: joecool i guess there's a good point here, in the sense that the infrastructure is really old, phreakin did exist, what is one to do
mircea_popescu: but let me point out that digital comms is a whole new industry.
mircea_popescu: none of the old infrastructure was usable, not really, towers is one thing copper is another and so on
joecool: mircea_popescu: unless you count telegraph as digital
mircea_popescu: my original comments refer strictly to this, while old landline is what it is, nobody forced cellphones to suck
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mircea_popescu: soo, the missing plane is placed between kazakhstan and turkmenistan now ?
mircea_popescu: the false flag conpiracy theory is getting better and better hah
bitcoinpete: Most of the false flagging seems to be in oz right now, the no-longer-black-haired-bernie is back with penis-nosed motor racing
bitcoinpete: ;;later tell MisterE haha it's a balancing act
cazalla: and a lovely saturday evening it is here
bitcoinpete: looks soggy in melbourne, guessing you're elsewhere
cazalla: it's stormy but that's how i like it
cazalla: i guess lovely was the wrong word, it's more cozy with the storm coming over
cazalla: bitcoinpete: you're from canada, right? a brother in the commonwealth
bitcoinpete: Was in London last week too at the seat of the empire
bitcoinpete: here, we're finally in the plusses and enjoying spring
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: I helped write the adaptation. Someone had to.
bitcoinpete: the adaptation of freddie got fingered, the mainstage production?
bitcoinpete: haha I'm still trying to figure out where you pulled the tom green bit from in the first place. I thought we were on the King & I. Or is Tom the Canadian King, and I Anna?
bitcoinpete: 03:56:21 mircea_popescu:;;later tell bitcoinpete you've seen the mainstage production of tom green's freddie got fingered ?! that existed ?! >> What was this in reference to?
mircea_popescu: Mar 15 03:49:38 <bitcoinpete>;;later tell mircea_popescu: I should check out the film, I've only seen the mainstage production :)
bitcoinpete: which was a response to: 17:37:20mircea_popescu:;;later tell bitcoinpete yul killed in that king of siam role :D
bitcoinpete: I hadn't heard anyone mention tom green in years, probably longer than a king of siam reference lol
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bitcoinpete: And Lewey Hamilton is on pole at the first F1 race of the season
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07297007 = 1.0946 BTC [-] {4}
bitcoinpete: Didn't know Ricciardo is Australian... He's 2nd on the grid.
ozbot: The Coming Demise of the Altcoins (And What You Can Do to Hasten It)
bitcoinpete: "Altcoins are not viable because they cannot reproduce that which gives Bitcoin an overwhelming competitive edge: its market cap." Neglects that pre-mined recently that was actually useful developmentally for Bitcoin. Name escapes me...
bitcoinpete: "It is unethical to create an altcoin with the purpose of making money off of it for this reason. They should not be taken seriously."
chetty: trees make many blossoms, few fruits
mircea_popescu: hey, i had it without reading it. purist argument from dumbland.
mircea_popescu: i suppose ceramic armor plates on tanks don't shoot, either, and so it's immoral to spend military funds on armor plating research and deployment
bitcoinpete: anyhoo. just stopped in briefly before bed. cheers
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00080431 = 9.33 BTC [+]
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 4536337702.16 based on data since last change | 4543209321.87 based on data for last three days
mircea_popescu: DiabloD3: yeah I dont know why more men dont use prenups << because most men are deadbeats anyway.
mircea_popescu: or in george's gf's words, "Ha.Ha.Ha. ha...You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. ha. ha. ha. Yeah.. give me the papers I'll sign 'em.( she leaves) a pre-nup..."
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ozbot: Twitter / BtcDanny: Cyprus #2 on google trends ...
kakobrekla: another day or two and we will fuck up the states.
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mircea_popescu: so to this day if i google "neobee" i get 1st a havelock link and 2nd a webmail account for neobee.net, then reddit and btctalk pages.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile a 23yo fuckwith stated that "The public facing websites are being tied into the advertising campaign which starts on 1st Feb. If you have concerns about me then so be it, if you would also like me to spend my time delivering updates then just say, however I do look forward to proving posts like these wrong."
mircea_popescu: we're not on the 1st of february, nor are we on the first of march, nor are we living in the alternative world where craig woods is a businesswoman or danny webster a ceo.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00014509 = 0.2902 BTC [-] {5}
mircea_popescu: also would be nice to get a read as to whether danny webster is an uneducated welder from Leicestershire who tends to get involved in street fights. his subnormal mug certainly supports that theory.
ozbot: Danny Brewster, 22, of Whitwick, fighting for life in coma after accident in Cyprus | Leicest
mircea_popescu: funny how people who can't afford personal travel arrangements in june are suddenly ceos in september.
ozbot: Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
kakobrekla: last page,.. even the retards are starting to get it, amazing.
ozbot: 4.250 billion | Next Diff in 1656 blocks | Estimated Change: 8.3701% in 10d 12h 45m 45s
Duffer1: spring is upon us, the new field of retards will need another month at least to grow
mircea_popescu: "To understand the change, we need to look at some major factors that affect levels of corporate profitability generally. Businesses in industries with both substantial over-capacity and a commodity product (undifferentiated in any customer-important way by factors such as performance, appearance, service support, etc.) are prime candidates for profit troubles. These may be escaped, true, if prices or costs are
mircea_popescu: administered in some manner and thereby insulated at least partially from normal market forces. This administration can be carried out (a) legally through government intervention (until recently, this category included pricing for truckers and deposit costs for financial institutions), (b) illegally through collusion, or (c) extra-legally through OPEC-style foreign cartelization (with tag-along benefits for dom
mircea_popescu: If, however, costs and prices are determined by full-bore competition, there is more than ample capacity, and the buyer cares little about whose product or distribution services he uses, industry economics are almost certain to be unexciting. They may well be disastrous."
mircea_popescu: buffet on the topic of "god forbid the free market works"
Duffer1: "I’m not sure what the implication is here, perhaps that he should be receiving his information from Wikileaks, like the rest of us ? "
Duffer1: did TaT not vet the NEO principles?
ozbot: Calling out the premier scam on Havelock at the moment
ozbot: 4.250 billion | Next Diff in 1652 blocks | Estimated Change: 8.2775% in 10d 12h 8m 41s
Duffer1: i haven't kept up with the gossip
ThickAsThieves: it's 9mo-old gossip that lasted a few hours due to having the same name
ozbot: Danny Brewster - Cyprus | LinkedIn
ThickAsThieves: neo has already committed to professionally prepared quarterly financial reports, so assuming they follow-through, the IPO funds *should* be accounted for
mircea_popescu: well guy can answer in his own time, what's the big deal.
mircea_popescu: i don't talk privately to nobodies, in general. so he can answer and that's all.
ozbot: Let me google that for you
ThickAsThieves: anywho, you are right, he can defend himself, i'm just pointing out that the accusations are a bit off the wall
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mircea_popescu: LA TESTIMONIANZA. Me lo conferma Pascal, gigolò romano. Sono stato contattato da unimprenditrice svizzera dice in esclusiva a Sex and Rome-. Durante la cena, tra una chiacchiera e laltra, in attesa di passare dal vino al letto, scopro che anche lei, come me, ha investito nei bitcoin e sfruttato la bolla di marzo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.07 = 1.26 BTC [-]
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davout: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ready when you are
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 632.5, Best ask: 632.59, Bid-ask spread: 0.09000, Last trade: 632.6, 24 hour volume: 5626.22586279, 24 hour low: 625.29, 24 hour high: 644.0, 24 hour vwap: 632.126883265
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitstamp. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitstamp. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
gribble: Bitstamp BTCEUR ticker | Best bid: 454.70425, Best ask: 454.768951, Bid-ask spread: 0.06470, Last trade: 454.77614, 24 hour volume: 5626.14529822, 24 hour low: 449.520981, 24 hour high: 462.9716, 24 hour vwap: 454.436016379
Apocalyptic: I wonder what rates does gribble use for USD/EUR
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☟︎ gribble: Time since last block: 3 minutes and 24 seconds
peterl: meh, doesn't impress at first glance
ozbot: Meet LittleRedBunny, the Queen of Cam Girls - The Daily Beast
mircea_popescu: "She says that on a typical night on cam she can lose up to five pounds from all the work."
LordPutin: will mpoer be fired over her blunder re: neo?
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 450 @ 0.00210539 = 0.9474 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.00368799 = 0.1033 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07 = 0.14 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: considering she didn't get fired over her blunder re: pirate, back in 2012, in spite of all the gigavps & co lobbying...
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.60315 = 3.6189 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07 = 0.14 BTC [-]
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty over 5.6B before April
ozbot: 4.250 billion | Next Diff in 1624 blocks | Estimated Change: 8.5522% in 10d 7h 25m 37s
mpexbot: FabianB: X.IDIFF.MAR Bids: ['200 @ 0.00290837']
mpexbot: FabianB: Asks: ['50 @ 0.0039', '10 @ 0.00395132', '20 @ 0.00396235', '50 @ 0.00398101', '200 @ 0.0040107']
ozbot: US drone intercepted in Crimean airspace - Russia's state corporation - News - World - The Voice of
ozbot: Pentagon: Russian Reports Of US Drone Intercepted Over Crimea Are False
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07 = 0.21 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: FabianB do you see a way to convert x.idiff prices into bitbet diff bet odds ?
mircea_popescu: "today on Victories of Socialism : we have caught the other boys' model airplane!!1"
FabianB: not really, but it reminded me there's x.idiff.mar settlement soon
mircea_popescu: FabianB this'd be an interesting project i guess, it's not directly obvious to me how the to prices'd relate
chetty: Missing airliner may have flown on for 7 hours - it gets longer with each new headline
FabianB: problem with idiff is that if you don't know when MKFUT was called you don't know how far it's backed
mircea_popescu: i guess that introduces an extra leg of risk there huh.
mircea_popescu: but still, i'd eventually expect mining to settle down and 2.9x increases over a period to be rare.
FabianB: yeah, far in the future, but now, if mkfut was called on jan 1st, it's only backed till around 29, it would need 45, currently there are asks for 39 which are not bought (probably) coz of the risk they were created early
mircea_popescu: yeah, basically if period increases settle around 8% then it'll be all covered.
FabianB: my guess is they appeared 4 weeks ago and also made at that time, so probably the ones i bought are profitable :)
ozbot: Executive Order -- Blocking Property of Certain Persons Contributing to the Situation in Ukraine | T
chetty: I think talking to Ukrainians now warrants confiscation of property
mircea_popescu: cool, hopefully the russians also freeze a buncha us citizen's assets, and fiat truely collapses in a pre-hansa state of disarray
chetty: National emergency lets him declare martial law and all that fun stuff
jakov: some countries have been in a "state of emergency" for a decade or so
chetty: true but the powers he is claiming this time are pretty extreme - of course he wont really do any of that .... right
mircea_popescu: FabianB the last exercise closed at 908350862, so if made after dec they'd be covered to ~263421 per neh ?
mircea_popescu: I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, find that the actions and policies of persons -- including persons who have asserted governmental authority in the Crimean region without the authorization of the Government of Ukraine -- that undermine democratic processes and institutions in Ukraine; threaten its peace, security, stability, sovereignty, and territorial integrity; and contribute to the misapp
mircea_popescu: ropriation of its assets, constitute an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States, and I hereby declare a national emergency to deal with that threat.
mircea_popescu: "(v) to be owned or controlled by, or to have acted or purported to act for or on behalf of, directly or indirectly, any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order. "
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14476 @ 0.00080155 = 11.6032 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: "(b) The prohibitions in subsection (a) of this section apply except to the extent provided by statutes, or in regulations, orders, directives, or licenses that may be issued pursuant to this order, and notwithstanding any contract entered into or any license or permit granted prior to the effective date of this order. "
mircea_popescu: "we won't keep our word as to what we have promised in the past
mircea_popescu: and we don't intend to keep our word given here as to not keeping our word either"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1407 @ 0.00080155 = 1.1278 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: " I hereby determine that the making of donations of the type of articles specified in section 203(b)(2) of IEEPA (50 U.S.C. 1702(b)(2)) by, to, or for the benefit of any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to section 1 of this order would seriously impair my ability to deal with the national emergency declared in this order, and I hereby prohibit such donations as provided by section 1
mircea_popescu: check it, the us president thinks has the authority to forbide donations ?!
mircea_popescu: "For those persons whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order who might have a constitutional presence in the United States, I find that because of the ability to transfer funds or other assets instantaneously, prior notice to such persons of measures to be taken pursuant to this order would render those measures ineffectual. I therefore determine that for these measures to be effective
☟︎ mircea_popescu: in addressing the national emergency declared in this order, there need be no prior notice of a listing or determination made pursuant to section 1 of this order. "
mircea_popescu: "This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person. "
mircea_popescu: from now on the correct response to anyone asking if some bitcoin corp is "licensed" or "incorporated" or legally operating within the us is simply pointing out that there exists no such thing as a united states jurisdiction, robber baron claims notwithstanding.
mircea_popescu: to anyone who doesn't much give a shit about the us, i would guess.
chetty: Some days it is more 'in your face' than others
mircea_popescu: im at a loss as to what exact tumbleweeds need to be rolling around in one's skull for the notion to form that any one of those paragraphs is something he can come up with.
mircea_popescu: that's okay, your schizophrenia isn't sluggish at all :D
mircea_popescu: you know, if some fuckwit comes out and declares he can shit cake,
mircea_popescu: whether he subsequently shits cake or not, the proposition is still laughable.
chetty: Let it be written, let it be done. (goes back a long time)
peterl: This whole thing makes me angry to be an American, unfortunately the current government would respond violently to threats of secession
FabianB: mircea_popescu: (regarding idfiff) yes, but my guess is they weren't created directly after last excercise, probably in february, but who knows
ThickAsThieves: interesting, if not obvious, stat I heard: 85% of new businesses in the US are started by immigrants or their children
mircea_popescu: by the way - today's the absolute last day to get in the april conference,
ozbot: The conference, second edition pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
ThickAsThieves: i talked to him like yesterday and he said he was gonna try, not sure if he realized how close the deadline was or not
mircea_popescu: if i recall he got well plastered clubbing last time, mebbe the lady objects.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 62 @ 0.0058561 = 0.3631 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: anywya, mike_c is the winner of the little unofficial competition "who gets the lowest btc invite"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07 = 0.35 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: "i would like to know how long (aprox) takes one day in your country?"
ThickAsThieves: basically idiot/genius asking where is div is from Garr
mircea_popescu: "Was trusted" around here in the past. You lost trust months ago and it will take months if not longer to get it back.
ThickAsThieves: "HP TippingPoint's Pwn2Own competition netted researchers $850,000 as all the major browsers – Chrome, Safari, Internet Explorer and Firefox – fell to attacks within the 30-minute timeframe for each, along with Flash. Only Java held up to the time-limited attacks, although researchers attempting to crack Oracle's code did come up with some interesting techniques that just took too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] [PAID] 1.74996505 BTC to 128`015 shares, 1367 satoshi per share
ozbot: Seven dead as job seekers stampede at Nigerian stadium | Capital News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.28661130 BTC to 3`865 shares, 59162 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10131 @ 0.00080138 = 8.1188 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5769 @ 0.00080011 = 4.6158 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Karzai says US troops can leave Afghanistan - Middle East - Al Jazeera English
gribble: bingoboingo was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 19 hours, 4 minutes, and 19 seconds ago: <BingoBoingo> tim-tams: Unstyled html lists and tables are the new marble columns and granite steps
mircea_popescu: "All 10 presidential candidates for the April 5 election have said they would sign the security agreement if elected. But Karzai does not want his legacy to include a commitment to extending a foreign military presence."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 815 @ 0.003499 = 2.8517 BTC [-] {18}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 814 @ 0.00335586 = 2.7317 BTC [-] {14}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.0058561 = 0.1054 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.005891 = 0.2415 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.00330001 = 0.231 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 310 @ 0.00324354 = 1.0055 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 80 @ 0.00321374 = 0.2571 BTC [-] {6}
moiety: mircea_popescu: mew! sorry i passed out and forgot to put this off. had to sleep off potential hangover before babysitting a giveaway today to preserve calmness. Nope, that's not me... is that >thing< supposed to be a forum?!
moiety: looks like a list of timestamped shit to me
moiety: i don't drink often so i get a bit affected >.>
moiety: poor girl, i would chuckmyself under a train
moiety: i shouldn't eat while i'm reading this lol i almost choke quite frequently
moiety: lol it was silly o'clock in the morning when i did
moiety: you should see the beach matches!
moiety: btw re the education thing... you see they are thinking on fiddling with medical education?
moiety: i.e. how long it takes to become a doctor
moiety: i.e. shortening it from 14 years
moiety: i.e. doctors with less debt but also less knowledge
moiety: we had a locum from spain that almost killed everyone because they were trying to savemoney
moiety: he didnt have a clue whathe was doing
moiety: whats up with the firstone's face? is that a dude too?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1331 @ 0.000147 = 0.1957 BTC [-]
Mats_cd03: kinda unisex features but not really androgynous
moiety: totally! i think its a makeup mask
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.05398999 = 0.108 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21300 @ 0.00080543 = 17.1557 BTC [+] {3}
moiety: sorry i thought it was pretty cool
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07 = 0.14 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07 = 0.35 BTC [-]
moiety: is there much trig in slavery?
moiety: i fancied setting up a digital geisha type affair
mircea_popescu: inasmuch as the flesh trade goes, nothing beats the flesh itself.
moiety: pet the dog! see you have a ood day :)
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 450 @ 0.00213452 = 0.9605 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 450 @ 0.00211875 = 0.9534 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.05398999 = 0.162 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.06766666 = 0.203 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.069 = 0.414 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1326 @ 0.00366119 = 4.8547 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07 = 0.35 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.05398 = 0.4858 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.11950724 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.05150111 = 0.4635 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.069 = 0.345 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0515004 = 0.2575 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.11950724 = 0.478 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.069 = 0.69 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0515 = 0.2575 BTC [-]
assbot: Um, shouldn't you be with your own tribe or somethin'?
assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00210539 / 0.00211955 / 0.00213452 (1350 shares, 2.86 BTC), 7D: 0.0019005 / 0.00205257 / 0.00213452 (2068 shares, 4.24 BTC), 30D: 0.0019005 / 0.00207896 / 0.00226762 (8527 shares, 17.73 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00080608 = 5.8844 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.04950002 = 0.198 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34439 @ 0.00080351 = 27.6721 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 24 @ 0.00438999 = 0.1054 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.069 = 0.207 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.00359999 = 0.1476 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1500 @ 0.00015 = 0.225 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 42 @ 0.0036 = 0.1512 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8650 @ 0.00080608 = 6.9726 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1031 @ 0.00080638 = 0.8314 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.61 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23345 @ 0.00080638 = 18.8249 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.069 = 0.69 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 87 @ 0.00361997 = 0.3149 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 124 @ 0.003625 = 0.4495 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 194 @ 0.00342695 = 0.6648 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.0505 = 0.404 BTC [+]
moiety: i think someones maybe just fucked over my site :(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 17 @ 0.05133527 = 0.8727 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62179889 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.069 = 0.207 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.62179889 = 1.2436 BTC [+]
moiety: scrap that i think im just being paranoid
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8987 @ 0.00080301 = 7.2167 BTC [-]
moiety: cant tell you or assets will implode. its doge. but i thought someone compromised it but i think im being silly
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.00478 = 0.1195 BTC [+]
moiety: 200k tips = suspicious me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.62179889 = 6.218 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.11950724 = 0.9561 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0519995 = 0.208 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: Apocalyptic: sorry that appeared really rude, i just know how it's felt about in here lol dogechat.net its just coinchat reloaded with doge-ites
Apocalyptic: oh yeah I think you mentionned it a while back
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.62179889 = 1.2436 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.0059 = 0.3953 BTC [+]
moiety: @savethemhood just appeared and tipped massive amounts and freaked me out. its a super young twitter too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00599148 = 0.5392 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.62179889 = 3.109 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 88 @ 0.00359998 = 0.3168 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00080645 = 1.6129 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00359988 = 0.162 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0525 = 0.21 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.06949999 = 0.695 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6369 @ 0.00080179 = 5.1066 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00080646 = 7.3388 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62165999 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0525 = 0.105 BTC [+]