mircea_popescu: who said my name

mircea_popescu: johngalt where's that ?

mircea_popescu: Anduck dude where's my money!

mircea_popescu: nothing really big.

mircea_popescu: that's pretty cool

mircea_popescu: open source ?

mircea_popescu: mysql takes about a day to figure out

mircea_popescu: $vwap s.bbet

mircea_popescu: derp

mircea_popescu: Transisto https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=140366.msg3111033#msg3111033

mircea_popescu: let me know if you get a straight answer,

mircea_popescu: i took that thread off the girl's list she was spending entirely too much time having fun in there

mircea_popescu: i meant more in terms of if he manages to find tytus.

mircea_popescu: "Avahi is another Lenart Poetteing idea - like Pulse audio and systemd. These aren't bad ideas at all, but the implementation of each one has been a big headache. So submitting a bugzilla report that Lenart must address is a good way to slow/prevent the next 'Poetteing invention' from causing havoc."

mircea_popescu: ahahaha

mircea_popescu: "send poetteing to prison" petition.

mircea_popescu: right.

mircea_popescu: because linux REALLY needed plug-n-play.

mircea_popescu: whoa

mircea_popescu: suddenly trilema makes sense

mircea_popescu: bulb ?!

mircea_popescu: what i wish to know is what a bulb is lol

mircea_popescu: pankkake if you zeroconf it yes.

mircea_popescu: if you send some btc along with the bet when you make it, you get that back.

mircea_popescu: on occasion, i dunno

mircea_popescu: why ?

mircea_popescu: don't worry, they're not going to get forgotten if you put a link there.

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 the upside is a lot more limited.

mircea_popescu: jcpham hasn't happened.

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 why tomorrow specifically ?

mircea_popescu: " Now, if you are doing this as individuals, it doesn’t impact the overall network of that coin too much. Afterall, more mining power means a wider spread of the network, which also strengthens it."

mircea_popescu: these people are so fucking retarded

mircea_popescu: there is no such difference between individuals and corporations. at all. none.

mircea_popescu: i dunno why this bit of medieval "thinking" keeps popping up in xxith century

mircea_popescu: "As most of you will probably know, the Multiport on Multipool packs quite some hashpower, in excess of 750 MHash/second"

mircea_popescu: oook. lol.

mircea_popescu: jcpham not quite as retarded as the people making them

mircea_popescu: actually the intellectual distance between alt coins and alt coiners is larger than the same distance between bitcoin and bitcoiners.

mircea_popescu: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/2013/09/09/digitalcoin-update-attempts-to-ward-off-multipools/#comment-3446 << lol

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 sfw ?

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 anyway, not like it matters. they'll pay "dividends" and not publish any pics

mircea_popescu: whoopdedoo.

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 i bet you we see no moves tomorrow at all.

mircea_popescu: the various scams have just been trading on script all through the asicminer panic

mircea_popescu: they will continue to do so for as long as burnside continues to fake his trades.

mircea_popescu: except it can;t.

mircea_popescu: they're locked from going up because the few putzes would sell out, leaving them with a minimal but negative net

mircea_popescu: they're locked from going down because what, might as well come suck my cock.

mircea_popescu: so... nothing happens.

mircea_popescu: when was this 55% drop ?

mircea_popescu: i must've missed it.

mircea_popescu: nice chart dexX7 ty

mircea_popescu: you need a file named avatar.png in the root of the url which you use

mircea_popescu: jurov hm ?

mircea_popescu: jurov explain this to me like i were 5.

mircea_popescu: jurov you basically want another implementation of the brendio/deprived/tat thing /

mircea_popescu: ?

mircea_popescu: so make it.

mircea_popescu: why not ?

mircea_popescu: make a nice contract, email it, we can get it going.

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves weren't you making something similar with mining ?

mircea_popescu: jurov what specifically ?

mircea_popescu: sure.

mircea_popescu: isn't that an issue of pooling different things tho ?

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves why turn things into a black box for the market ?

mircea_popescu: that's going backwards.

mircea_popescu: jurov which is why i run quarterlies.

mircea_popescu: makes things much simpler to admin.

mircea_popescu: also going the wrong way.

mircea_popescu: jurov explained me how he observed mircea trading s.bbet with himself << how did that go ?

mircea_popescu: dexX7 you could in principle solo mine with any arbitrary hash.

mircea_popescu: Rulother rehash the basics. are we discussing the lifetime value of 50th going live in october ?

mircea_popescu: dexX7 what i mean is there's no impediment really.

mircea_popescu: uh.

mircea_popescu: it's so ridiculous, as i've never sold any.

mircea_popescu: ;;gentime 2000000

mircea_popescu: Rulother i'd guess the 2th are worth about 20 blocks roughly speaking.

mircea_popescu: hello Sol_

mircea_popescu: herp

mircea_popescu: <Namworld> Labcoin is a legit unlegit thing. They can send legit unlegit pictures. << bwahaha

mircea_popescu: <khalunis> dexX7: these chips are on taobao with other logo, EXIF is from italian language pc and taken from same photo as fabrizio <<.

mircea_popescu: khalunis do we know you under a diff nick ?

mircea_popescu: well who ?

mircea_popescu: ahaha get out.

mircea_popescu: khalunis no, seriously ?

mircea_popescu: khalunis you're dvdrewritable on the forum ?

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 wait, did we bet on the move or didnt we ? :D

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 obviously not!!11 i was right!

mircea_popescu: because of what a unit meansa.

mircea_popescu: gecko_x2 get a grip dood.

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 well basically scammors tried to push it, it got sold into the ground, they keep trying

mircea_popescu: and its gonna get sold into the ground further.

mircea_popescu: but anyway!

mircea_popescu: gecko_gs2 depends how much btc sweedeguy is willing to throw down the drain.

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 it's what i do best.

mircea_popescu: <assbot> [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4404 @ 0.00351 = 15.458 BTC [-] <

mircea_popescu: ya srsly. ??

mircea_popescu: Made about 75 btc profit on this stock, so I guess I can't be too mad.

mircea_popescu: But I'm pretty positive on the fact now that this is a scam. So fuck you, LC.

mircea_popescu: You know what the worst part is? MP was right. Another fuck you for that.

mircea_popescu: lmao

mircea_popescu: anyway, the leeching by random people of scammers attempts to scam is fucking beautiful.

mircea_popescu: o wow Duffer1 ! look at that!

mircea_popescu: back to 35. teh wow. teh incredible. movement!!! ☟︎

mircea_popescu: fucking ridiculous, exactly what i said two hours ago.

mircea_popescu: scammers should read this chan more carefully i guess.

mircea_popescu: yeh i know.

mircea_popescu: i guess this is a good time to link

mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/but-please-allow-me-to-rub-it-in/

mircea_popescu: dexX7 you already read it cause it's mostly chanquote.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: how would you reliably indentify "sell" volume from "buy" volume ?

mircea_popescu: all trades are trades.

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it's one of those things, like the cvadrature of the circle.

mircea_popescu: kleeck_ which forumcompany is this one ?

mircea_popescu: ah ok

mircea_popescu: so im curious if the guy manages to somehow get enough btc cleared to stabilise this thing.

mircea_popescu: frankly it might be the move that puts btctc into fractional reserve mode if burnside doesn't cut the relationship up.

mircea_popescu: seeing how he doesn't quite have THAT much btc.

mircea_popescu: yeah but they kinda ran out of coins it seems.

mircea_popescu: 28 might be an optimistic number.

mircea_popescu: pankkake totally. but i blog with a view to 1 yearfrom now sort of thing

mircea_popescu: in 2015 it may be one of my most cited.

mircea_popescu: kleeck_ tons of people waiting to sell into any uptick it seems.

mircea_popescu: yeah. there's a lot of value in just that : pick up the log, clean it of all the rest of the stuff and save it for later.

mircea_popescu: it's about 55% compressed as published.

mircea_popescu: gotta blog with a view to the future.

mircea_popescu: ahh i'd pay for a webcam feed out of the rat's nest.

mircea_popescu: hopefully someone makes something stupid but new

mircea_popescu: CatLab!!!

mircea_popescu: it could have chicks dressed in cat costumes showing off the chips

mircea_popescu: how the ef will am double anything.

mircea_popescu: i'll state for the record that the mpbor for the month is like 1%

mircea_popescu: and that's not even a risk-free rate. it's just a scam free rate.

mircea_popescu: as it stands it probably continues to pay 10% in dividends and drop 5% in price at regular intervals

mircea_popescu: which is sorta rational.

mircea_popescu: !t btctc labcoin

mircea_popescu: dub no u

mircea_popescu: Rulother sure it is. it's a place for feelings to come at night and get a nice gangbang.

mircea_popescu: feelings have feelings too you know ?

mircea_popescu: i think sign in isn't enough, he has to say something

mircea_popescu: anyone here actually owed btc by smidge or anything ?

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves he's bitsomething or the other

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves wasn't that smickles and resolved a while back ?

mircea_popescu: Rulother is that a picture of the aforementioned feelings ?

mircea_popescu: she's cute. azn tits tho.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves mpoe-pr thinks the gif's the best thing ever.

mircea_popescu: pankkake kinda babyfat.

mircea_popescu: heh

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves this is what in fiat would be resolved by calls for "Regulation"

mircea_popescu: in bitcoin it's just resolved by death.

mircea_popescu: contrary to what the fiat world believes, a much better solution all around.

mircea_popescu: "all kids are already bankrupt ty"

mircea_popescu: "household".

mircea_popescu: the only students i know keeping house are my slavegirls.

mircea_popescu: pankkake not for long.

mircea_popescu: you and everyone else. sometimes i think im the only debt free sucker in the world.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 don't forget being in the right place at the right time

mircea_popescu: pankkake this is actually the main threat bitcoin poses to the banking system

mircea_popescu: once the people start doing this in droves it'll be the fucking end of things.

mircea_popescu: as there's literally no recourse.

mircea_popescu: benkay_ basically by being an unrelenting asshole, knowing more than anyone else in whatever field and people having enough sense to hire me rather than run themselves into the wall.

mircea_popescu: benkay_ because people know they can rely on you.

mircea_popescu: believe it or not, bullshit is the largest cost to doing business.

mircea_popescu: not really. do you know the joke with "by the way your wife died" ?

mircea_popescu: sir john has to go to pas de calais on business. leaves butler clear isntructions to call if anything goes wrong.

mircea_popescu: halfway through trip calls home, asks butler how things are

mircea_popescu: "oh, everything's fine sir. just fine.

mircea_popescu: except we had to put the old horse down."

mircea_popescu: "oh ? how come ?"

mircea_popescu: "well, he broke his leg running away from the stable"

mircea_popescu: "why was it running away ?"

mircea_popescu: "why to get away from the fire sir"

mircea_popescu: "what fire ?"

mircea_popescu: "unfortunately some stray sparks went from the roof of the house to the barn and it caught on fire"

mircea_popescu: "why was the house on fire ?"

mircea_popescu: "because when lord Neigbour paid his respects to your late wife he fainted and fell over the candles overturning them"

mircea_popescu: (you laugh here)

mircea_popescu: right. so i guess you see the value in "you fucking idiot, your neighbour is fucking your wife to death and the house burned down"

mircea_popescu: kinda what i 've been doing for the past 10-15 years.

mircea_popescu: i don't think i'm much of a role model. my shit works for me, but it has major requirements that are unlikely to feel comfortable to others.

mircea_popescu: pankkake good plan :D

mircea_popescu: for lief!!! BFF!

mircea_popescu: Duffer1 that's unrelated.

mircea_popescu: also unrelated the part where im mostly frugal, and have been making more than i can spend for years, and thus i have/had all sorts of partnerships etc.

mircea_popescu: o ya ?

mircea_popescu: you're playing eve ?

mircea_popescu: lol jcpham has it

mircea_popescu: anyway, i'll tell you the real scam. i just inserted into my tortured eve brain an implant

mircea_popescu: which makes my SHIP generate 1% more power.

mircea_popescu: to the tune of about 70MW!

mircea_popescu: so i guess my avatar has a powerplug in its butt now

mircea_popescu: johny menmonic should date jane pneumatic.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: that was actually for teh local party, on the electoral trail.

mircea_popescu: and those are upstanding romanian citizens of teh rural medium, not homeless!

mircea_popescu: well they eat better than the average american at any rate.

mircea_popescu: course they wash a lot less.

mircea_popescu: you can still call people faggot in america ?!

mircea_popescu: well you can always backtrace the internet.

mircea_popescu: is the f bomb "fuck you and your ugly mother in the same stroke" ?

mircea_popescu: sir_faggot it's a reference to an old video

mircea_popescu: ;;google "i've backtraced it"

mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/528/activemining-will-be-profitable-for-most-investors/ << here's a bold proposition.

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves aww, it kinda sucks that the sa crew is stuck arguing against bitcoin on the basis of look what reddit said.

mircea_popescu: i mean i get it, graham is dumb, his creations reek of stupid, sure. why fight strawmen for a living tho.

mircea_popescu: pankkake i think ima put some btc on the no side myself.

mircea_popescu: well the bet is strictly about btct from what i see

mircea_popescu: since the link is there etc.

mircea_popescu: pankkake yes. when a bet is accepted the site splits 0.1 btc or more on yes/no

mircea_popescu: and sets the lowest to bet creator.

mircea_popescu: khalunis which one ?

mircea_popescu: seems it's closed alreayd.

mircea_popescu: Resolution:

mircea_popescu: in 2 days 2 hours (12-09-2013)

mircea_popescu: pankkake so basically as it stands right now you win on that bet no matter what lol

mircea_popescu: hm

mircea_popescu: khalunis either kennyboy or else someone who sold out or didn't buy in but wants some actyion

mircea_popescu: isnt knc ken slaughter's thing ?

mircea_popescu: o o sorry.

mircea_popescu: yes yes. i got my *mcs mixed up

mircea_popescu: lol it's pretty creepy

mircea_popescu: what became of angryoldguy anyway ?

mircea_popescu: yea, like a dynamite loaded baseball bat.

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i think people kinda stopped caring about usb miners by now.

mircea_popescu: sorta like the vw beetle

mircea_popescu: a great piece of engineering, but not a novelty, not the fastest/biggest/powerfulest car

mircea_popescu: so ppl move on

mircea_popescu: pankkake totally great way to troll the devs lol

mircea_popescu: well wait until someone's trying to test anything to do with mining and zip him lol

mircea_popescu: consider the case right after the spring fork

mircea_popescu: someone mining a lot on testnet would have actually caused some measurable delays

mircea_popescu: im sure there's private testnets by now.

mircea_popescu: the original testnet was a pr exercise on satoshi's part, whether he realised it or not.

mircea_popescu: crumbs ?! lol.

mircea_popescu: "Just look and you will see the pattern..."

mircea_popescu: i am beginning to like these people with the "just look and you'll see" thing.

mircea_popescu: !t btct asicminer

mircea_popescu: !t btctc asicminer

mircea_popescu: !t btctc activemining

mircea_popescu: ty sheehs.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: i thought it was like 5 at some point

mircea_popescu: guess more than a month ago by now

mircea_popescu: pankkake how much to troll https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=291274.new#new ?

mircea_popescu: i can pay as much as 4 lols

mircea_popescu: how would you know it's him ?

mircea_popescu: ic

mircea_popescu: right.

mircea_popescu: i think ppl do not understand hedging too well.

mircea_popescu: how';s that ?

mircea_popescu: a, like a social thing

mircea_popescu: yea

mircea_popescu: hehe i bet that works.

mircea_popescu: well somebody must have bet cause it's like 4 on no now

mircea_popescu: and the yes are going to be absent because of "who runs it" lawl.

mircea_popescu: bitcoin is THE study in that.

mircea_popescu: yes but people also avoid questions where they lose something when wrong

mircea_popescu: because they are mean questions!

mircea_popescu: and also bad for pr!

mircea_popescu: questions should reward incompetence because that's how school works!

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves does he mean the time deadterra was in vacation or what.

mircea_popescu: seems so.

mircea_popescu: labcoin to the moon!11eleven!

mircea_popescu: soo, did every outside holder sell already and is it now just burnside trading with thescamede ?

mircea_popescu: or are there still more shares held by third parties about to get sold ?

mircea_popescu: stay tuned for the mysterious mysteries of the bitcoin's scam exchange!!1

mircea_popescu: pankkake that's not an optiopn for running exchanges.

mircea_popescu: it's like saying hitler was naive. dude, it dun matter.

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves because why ?

mircea_popescu: pankkake i word it like he's an accessory, which he is.

mircea_popescu: cluelessness is no defense, and it won't be provable in the best of cases.

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves MF Global had plenty of lawyers.

mircea_popescu: and some other times he's doing her ?

mircea_popescu: i guess there's a rap song in there somewhere

mircea_popescu: seriosuly tho, 4 minutes about how the rapper;'s mom lawyer was sometimes the man and sometimes aight, he banged her but so what his dad was a pimp

mircea_popescu: and they're all good you need one more of them on the surface than deep down.

mircea_popescu: sorta like emo-pop-rap fusion.

mircea_popescu: dub could produce it.

mircea_popescu: KRS1 well art transfigures reality ya kno.

mircea_popescu: which one was that ?

mircea_popescu: jeez the shillage on the forum is crazy.

mircea_popescu: yeah. i'm not much of an authority on the topic tho.

mircea_popescu: i didn't hate it lol, i'd have said

mircea_popescu: i didn

mircea_popescu: 't much have an opinion either way, is the truth.

mircea_popescu: you ever went into an art gallery and went hmmm... well maybe this is how it's supposed to be, really ?

mircea_popescu: so you get bored and flirt. well used time.

mircea_popescu: On October 31, 2011, MF Global executives admitted that transfer of $700 million from customer accounts to the broker-dealer and a loan of $175 million in customer funds to MF Global’s U.K. subsidiary to cover (or mask) liquidity shortfalls at the company occurred on October 28, 2011. MF could not repay these monies with its own funds. Improper co-mingling, or mixing, of company and client funds took place for days b

mircea_popescu: efore the illicit transfer and loans – and perhaps many other days earlier in the year. According the New York Times, "MF Global dipped again and again into customer funds to meet the demands", perhaps beginning as early as August 2011.

mircea_popescu: MF Global declared bankruptcy on October 31, 2011, and faced liquidation beginning in November 2011.

mircea_popescu: According to a trustee liquidating the company after its collapse, the losses incurred by customers of MF Global stood at $1.6 billion because of the debacle as of April 2012. The vast majority of these funds have not been returned to customers.

mircea_popescu: never forget!

mircea_popescu: pankkake it's remarkably well kept under wraps for what a huge fucking scandal it was.

mircea_popescu: "That was over 60K shares bought vs 5K shares sold. I wouldn't call that a great dump."

mircea_popescu: famous forumer last words.