nubbins`: why did i sell all my XBOND at 1.05 par?

nubbins`: well, yes

nubbins`: but nobody told that to the people buying at 1.14

nubbins`: hm. well, YOU told them, they just didn't listen

nubbins`: CFIG's ipo is getting more curious by the day

nubbins`: yeah, a while back

nubbins`: they announced earlier today that they're gonna cut the IPO short and start selling shares on the market tomorrow

nubbins`: somebody bought 100k shares today, too

nubbins`: tomorrow noon, i think?

nubbins`: yes

nubbins`: i think the original plan was 200k shares, in four tranches of 50k

nubbins`: but there's less than 50k left now, after those couple of huge buys

nubbins`: hm. i trashed the email that mentioned the start time tomorrow

nubbins`: oh, here:

nubbins`: CRYPTO FINANCIAL (CFIG) is pleased to announce that our public offering of our Virtual Shares will close on Friday August 23rd, 2013 AT 12:00 P.M EST. Live trading of our shares will commence immediately once the IPO has closed. Any remaining shares will be placed for sale in the open market at the original IPO price. We appreciate the countless people and organizations that have reached out to us

nubbins`: have showed their support for our venture.

nubbins`: (pleased to announce!)

nubbins`: we're pleased to announce that our ipo didn't sell out

nubbins`: i kinda doubt it, at this point

nubbins`: i mean, i don't think the whales who bought the 150k ipo shares are going to sell

nubbins`: heh

nubbins`: you technically can't count zero things, either

nubbins`: i feel like i'm missing a small but crucial piece of this conversation

nubbins`: topace: we = ??

nubbins`: ah

nubbins`: Duffer1: that's what i assumed

nubbins`: I'm gonna try to get eulora running on osx

nubbins`: my neighbour has tourette's syndrome and MPD

nubbins`: and she's FREAKING out right now

nubbins`: from what i can tell, yes

nubbins`: only some of them use words

nubbins`: she's switching right now between her demon voice and sobbing whimpers

nubbins`: yeah, sucks

nubbins`: she's also a hooker and an alcoholic

nubbins`: yeah

nubbins`: obvious question is "who the fuck would sleep with her"

nubbins`: obvious answers is "the kind of man who gets turned down by normal hookers"

nubbins`: so i see some pretty sketchy-looking fellas come and go

nubbins`: hahaha 0 times, she hates me

nubbins`: last year, she was putting hand-written business cards under people's windshield wipers in the liquor store parking lot

nubbins`: "anale: $200"

nubbins`: "everything: $230"

nubbins`: yeah

nubbins`: mildly surprised that there's only a $30 difference between anal and "everything"

nubbins`: no, she literally hates me

nubbins`: i think she has me confused with a guy who used to live here

nubbins`: her first words to me were about 3 months ago

nubbins`: when she said FUCK YOU as she walked to the store

nubbins`: naturally, i replied with the same

nubbins`: next day she kicked my house and i went outside and freaked out at her

nubbins`: now she mutters angrily whenever she passes by :(

nubbins`: unfortunately, we share a wall

nubbins`: so i get to hear her all day

nubbins`: for a while, when it got too bothersome, i would push a 150w bass amp against the wall and turn on a drum machine

nubbins`: but then i realized that i was probably just making things worse :P