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thestringpuller: mr. smickles, we should play monopoly
thestringpuller: when you have time tonight
thestringpuller: if*
smickles: thestringpuller: will you be awake around 04:00 utc?
smickles: mircea_popescu: if i move to romainia, will i have to be concerned with gun regulation. (assuming i am bringing guns into the country)
mircea_popescu: there's no guns in yurp./
kakobrekla: one can get a license
dub: leave your wild turkey at the border too
mircea_popescu: not rly.
kakobrekla: my friend has it
kakobrekla: he owns several guns
smickles: bah, I don't want to realize a gain on selling these things, then be taxed on it :P
mircea_popescu: ya well, you can get a license for like, a daisy.
kakobrekla: also hunters can have that shit
kakobrekla: 9mm
mircea_popescu: or else, if you are employed as a guard in some very limited set of functions
kakobrekla: i dont care for that shit anyway
mircea_popescu: policemen here aren't allowed to carry weapons
mircea_popescu: they get the guns but no clips.
kakobrekla: but i live outside the city, plenty of hunters with guns here
kakobrekla: i know personally at least 5
smickles: kakobrekla: would http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_Judge be considered a hunting gun?
kakobrekla: smickles with a proper permit you can have a non hunting gun or whatever thats is called
mircea_popescu: not here.
dub: what a silly gun
mircea_popescu: ya srsly.
smickles: dub: it's a fun gun
dub: what for?
smickles: dub: so is this
smickles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith_%26_Wesson_Model_686
smickles: to shoot
kakobrekla: smickles, mircea_popescu http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=sl&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mnz.gov.si%2Fsi%2Fmnz_za_vas%2Fcivilno_orozje_in_eksplozivi%2Fcivilno_orozje%2F&act=url
smickles: it's a fun gun to shoot
dub: fun to shoot
dub: shooting is for the purpose of the target dying
dub: preferably in a state that it can then be butchered and eaten
mircea_popescu: Shot shells in .410 bore are not considered especially effective in personal defense
mircea_popescu: end o story.
mircea_popescu: get a DE.
smickles: dub: well, the 686 i have once served as my sidearm in case a bear came after me
jurov: iirc in slovakia you'll need tio pass psychiatric examination to get gun pass
mircea_popescu: you hinting smix is unhinged ? :D
smickles: that site says that its a permet to acquire a gun
smickles: i have already acquire guns
dub: if its anything like here which is based on uk law iirc, you'll need a friendly holder of an importer/collector license to bring guns in
smickles: heh, come on, launching things at high speeds, accurately, is one of the pennacles of human technology so far
mircea_popescu: smickles seriously, the only way it's worth it to bother with guns in europe is if you're holding them illegaly
smickles: firing a gun is like communion
mircea_popescu: in which case it's not worth it to just hold them
dub: probably cheaper to leave your guns and buy new ones
mircea_popescu: so unless you plan to start an assasination llc you're better off leaving them in storage in the us
jurov: ...and protecting people from themselves is one of pinnacles of human civilization
smickles: well, poo,
dub: is there nothing to hunt in europe?
jurov: we do have bears
dub: for eating purposes
kakobrekla: one can eat a bear.
smickles: is there a closer legal storage facility than 'merica to romania
mircea_popescu: smickles also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMI_Desert_Eagle
smickles: what about turkey or something
mircea_popescu: yes you can hunt, but you need a rifle for that
jurov: maybe bosnia... i doubt they have an issue w/guns
mircea_popescu: who hunts with a pistol
mircea_popescu: jurov bosnia has an issue with mericans
mircea_popescu: or wait, was that serbia
smickles: I know a guy with a gold plated desert eagle
dub: mircea_popescu: depends how well you shoot :)
dub: smickles: might be an ace over 300m with that 5 shot thingy
mircea_popescu: dub not really. a pistol isn't practically accurate at ya right lol
mircea_popescu: that thing wouldn't fire straight over 100 yards if you lubed it with virgin tears.
dub: havent you seen bruce willis?
dub: two pistols aimed in different directions with pinpoint accuracy, easy
smickles: dub: i prefer the 7 shot with a 6' barrel
mircea_popescu: http://romaniantimes.at/news/General_News/2012-01-20/19322/Protest_against_wealthy_celebrities_hunting_wild_boar_in_Romania re hunting
thestringpuller: smickles: 400 utc it is
smickles: :D
smickles: mircea_popescu: i can hit a 10 inch target at 100 yards with my 686
mircea_popescu: a 10 inch target ?
smickles: yup, no scope or anything
mircea_popescu: dude, that's like... larger than a tit.
smickles: just stand, aim, fire
mircea_popescu: the point is to hit the nipple not the tit.
smickles: yeah, but it's 100 yards with a hand gun
mircea_popescu: which was my point
mircea_popescu: pistols aren't made for that.
jurov: mircea, you apply your stick proficience?
mircea_popescu: jurov i'm an evil shot.
mircea_popescu: i scored best in my military district, way above the instructors.
mircea_popescu: wasn't even in the army.
smickles: i don't recall how accurate i am with my riffle
smickles: best i can say is that i hit squrrels in the head at a distance of 'really far away'
mircea_popescu: haha works.
dub: what does squirrel taste like?
smickles: and i almost don't miss clay pigeons with any shotgun i've fired
mircea_popescu: smickles course the standard at the time was the ak
smickles: dub: like squirrel?
dub: mmmm
mircea_popescu: squirrel tastes like very small pork
smickles: the're not much there, but it's meat, and it's nice to eat
jurov: no it tastes like feathers
mircea_popescu: urmom tastes like feathers
smickles: if it tastes like feathers to you jurov either i cook it better, or i have no taste :D
mircea_popescu: In some countries, prices for AKs are very low; in Somalia, Rwanda, Mozambique, Congo and Tanzania prices are between $30 and $125 per weapon, and prices have fallen in the last few decades due to mass counterfeiting.
mircea_popescu: dude... $30 that's like... a blowjob.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17950 @ 0.0004994 = 8.9642 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: 10 of them in asia.
smickles: i'd buy one if i had the chance at 30
dub: thats a nip of cheap whiskey
smickles: cheap?
dub: mediumish maybe
mircea_popescu: well... apparently it's also FOUR COWS
smickles: last wisky i had was 12 usd for 750ml
mircea_popescu: dude, $7.5 cows wtf.
dub: smickles: probably not whiskey
mircea_popescu: that wasn't whiskey.
mircea_popescu: drat.
smickles: heh
dub: 'bourbon' oslt?
smickles: no, i don't like burbon so much
mircea_popescu: where's my cherries rdponticelli_
dub: $30 is a 21y/o balvenie at the place I spend the most money on whiskey
dub: which while not expensive is in the very fucking good whiskey category
dub: on the rollin on dubs whiskey scale
dub: some other bars would charge up to $200 for that nip
rdponticelli_: Where are my peaches, mircea_popescu?
mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/128223247928.jpg
mircea_popescu: there.
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rdponticelli: mircea_popescu: I think I found your Cherry, it was indeed in Argentina, and it's called Agustina: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=agustina+cherri&start=173&hl=es-419&client=iceweasel-a&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:es-AR:unofficial&biw=1070&bih=585&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnslo&tbnid=otR9YIKXqvX21M:&imgrefurl=http://www.allstarpics.net/0046374/018089240/agustina-cherri-2004-pic.html&docid=LKYSJsKvUdWs-M&imgurl=http://img1.bdbphotos.
rdponticelli: com/images/orig/2/e/2eyzesvxmc0fvsmy.jpg&w=454&h=677&ei=L5aZUKu_E42B0AGXzoCIDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=223&vpy=47&dur=5779&hovh=274&hovw=184&tx=124&ty=175&sig=114756820779255678031&page=9&tbnh=159&tbnw=109&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:74,s:100,i:226
Diablo-D3: failurl
rdponticelli: ;)
mircea_popescu: ya srsly.
rdponticelli: Yeah, sorry....
rdponticelli: Well, I tried
mircea_popescu: :p
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rg: anyone here intersted in paying a bill with their cc in exchange for btc
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Chaang-Noi: so whats the deal with asics, who is going to get there first?
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mod6: werd up
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mircea_popescu: wassup
EskimoBob: nuthhing
EskimoBob: talked to nefario today
mircea_popescu: cyber or business ?
EskimoBob: he said it's now matter of days to a week to get this stuff all nicely cleared up
mircea_popescu: o hey, october all over again
EskimoBob: yeah
EskimoBob: will see. Because most people are liars and thieves, it's close to impossible to clear it up without his help
mircea_popescu: bitcoins keep one young/
rg: mircea
rg: what's a popular romanian food
rg: besides chicken nuggets
mircea_popescu: a sort of polenta called mamaliga is the traditional food.
mircea_popescu: sarmale, which is cabbage stuffed with ground meat and rice, a turkish dish
kakobrekla: isnt it pork al quran or smth
rg: oo
mircea_popescu: a local sort of baba ganoush (called simply eggplant salad)
rg: that actually sounds really good
mircea_popescu: is pretty huge.
mircea_popescu: tripe soup, various steaks and pan fries
mircea_popescu: zacusca which i'm sure kako knows of, it's a veggie stew (usually preserved)
kakobrekla: tripe soup is preety eww.
mircea_popescu: depends how much you drunk.
kakobrekla: :)
mircea_popescu: there's loads rg, romanians are really high on cuisine.
mircea_popescu: girl that can't cook = unfit to fuck.
mircea_popescu: * [MOFO] (~gmycracki@ool-457a56df.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #bitcoin-assets
mircea_popescu: * Received a CTCP PING 303129592 from [MOFO] (to #bitcoin-assets)
mircea_popescu: * Received a CTCP PING 303130013 from [MOFO] (to #bitcoin-assets)
mircea_popescu: * Received a CTCP PING 303130466 from [MOFO] (to #bitcoin-assets)
mircea_popescu: You are being CTCP flooded from [MOFO], ignoring *!*@ool-457a56df.dyn.optonline.net
mircea_popescu: this is kinda sweet.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52008 @ 0.00050509 = 26.2687 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: omg .0005 is breached
jurov: apparently the ban didnt help
kakobrekla: hm?
kakobrekla: its quiet here
jurov: ú17:59] [CTCP] Received CTCP-PING request from [MOFO] to channel #bitcoin-dev, sending answer.
kakobrekla: thats -dev
jurov: ah sry
mircea_popescu: why do you answer to pings anyway ?
rg: [12:03] »» Ping reply from mircea_popescu: ? second(s)
rg: you reply
kakobrekla: you need to reply but only to server
mircea_popescu: ? seconds ?!
kakobrekla: the new kind of int
mircea_popescu: this is a brilliant idea!
mircea_popescu: jurov, i think i'ma replace all ints with ? in statjson
jurov: hehe
kakobrekla: you should also make a deal for ? trucks of cherries with the cat.
mircea_popescu: for sure.
mircea_popescu: ? trucks of !
jurov: BUY|!|?
jurov: and pls document it first
mircea_popescu: BUY|!|? documentation : !=* ; ? = % or _ depending on context.
kakobrekla: this is better than fix.
mircea_popescu: and the discrimination between buy and sell has to cease. we'd save a lot of time if it just were
mircea_popescu: TRADE|!|?
kakobrekla: yea, look up to mbot.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5245 @ 0.00050513 = 2.6494 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: also, shares should be divisible, like copumpkin says. and prices should sometimes include letters too.
mircea_popescu: especially f and u.
kakobrekla: theres nothing wrong with scientific notation
mircea_popescu: actually... maybe we could just use cherries instead of digits/letters. make mpex look more like a slot machine.
kakobrekla: put a cherry in the square instad of mermaid
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=122558.msg1322374#msg1322374 ahaha
mircea_popescu: bitcointalk.org. to entertain, educate and enrich.
mircea_popescu: butt mostly entertain.
rg: ITS MY FIRST DAY OF WORK
rg: i really with Diablo-D3 did his hosting idea
rg: cause id work at the place where his servers were
copumpkin: !
mircea_popescu: ?
kakobrekla: %
mircea_popescu: here's a picture of some girls taking a bath http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/130990305915.jpg
kakobrekla: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5776631_700b.jpg
mircea_popescu: lol
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7708 @ 0.00050547 = 3.8962 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=122881.0 <<< if anyone can draw.
jurov: cherries like these? http://www.kscm.cz
jurov: (Communist Party of Bohemia and Moravia)
mircea_popescu: kinda bent
kakobrekla: o hehe
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7172 @ 0.0005059 = 3.6283 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10986 @ 0.0005064 = 5.5633 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: too bad i cant draw to save my life
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18600 @ 0.000503 = 9.3558 BTC [-]
dub: the only truck I have to hand is probably not appropriate
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i herd you lik welfare
thestringpuller: jk
jurov: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=119745.msg1321870#msg1321870
jurov: do i understand correctly? starts leverage trding platform using 300BTC capital?
jurov: starfish ftw
mircea_popescu: i don;t think 300 btc
mircea_popescu: from what ppl were saying (mostly guruvan ) he has something like 30-60 btc of assets.
pigeons: this isn't the guy using the bitcoinica code without fixing any of the obvious bugs is it?
mircea_popescu: lol katz has a change of heart https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=121915.msg1322915#msg1322915
mircea_popescu: pigeons why yes, yes it is.
pigeons: well that's nice about katz, i respect changing your mind and realizing when your wrong, cause i have to do it all the time ;)
mircea_popescu: the mildly obnoxious thing about it is that he does it with the "i always said" angle
pigeons: heh
mircea_popescu: get all the pain and misery without any of the educational benefit sorta plan.
mircea_popescu: sgornick who else got hit these past days with ddos/crap ?
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sgornick: BTC-e gets hit pretty regularly. Their thread alleges it was a hit by Mt. Gox.
mircea_popescu: o, that i heard but it seemed fluff.
pigeons: no it was the secret cabal that is out to get quickbitcoins
sgornick: WalletBit and BitPay got hit in September, with ransom note
mircea_popescu: i had about 3-4 hours of 5-10 hits a second with bs requests
mircea_popescu: masking a somewhat clumsy probing session
sgornick: If I remember correctly, I think BitSTAMP got a DDoS + ransom note recently too
mircea_popescu: the server didn't care, and i wrote it off as noob/script kiddie, but if there's any pattern in btcworld that's interesting
pigeons: i hope the ransom note had goatscii
mircea_popescu: i hope bitcoin makes actual ransom workable thus taking out of business everyone running shitty software
mircea_popescu: that'd make me so happy i could cry.
pigeons: did you read the symantec emails, where the cfo said they would pay the ransom so long as it was in paypal