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EmanuelDeOrtego: thanks
EmanuelDeOrtego: mircea_popescu: Those are some fine prostitutes you have there.
mircea_popescu: where do i have them ?
EmanuelDeOrtego: http://polimedia.us/dtng/f/18.html
mircea_popescu: a haha.
mircea_popescu: personally i prefer http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/
EmanuelDeOrtego: Is that yours?
EmanuelDeOrtego: I mean, is that your site?
mircea_popescu: yea.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Whatever floats your boat man.
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-A] 1 @ 0.153 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i own everything. there's http://trilema.com/ which happens to be the top romanian blog,
mircea_popescu: there's http://polimedia.us/fain/ which is like romania's digg
mircea_popescu: etc.
mircea_popescu: i also happen to own romania's 4chan
EmanuelDeOrtego: Ooo
EmanuelDeOrtego: I see now
assbot: [GLBSE] [YARR] 8 @ 1 = 8 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 2 @ 0.85 = 1.7 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it's a small country, and a little noobish.
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 1 @ 0.10101 BTC [+]
smickles: < Diablo-D3> I still cant buy bitvps on glbse <<< i thought you could, isn't there a bitvps fund on glbse run by brendio?
smickles: < EskimoBob> You missed the pr0n part probably << nope, wat i said was in referrence to other issues, on the pr0n topic, i don't really care and i don't see why porn gets a bad rap anyway
smickles: < DeaDTerra> SDICE pass through has been submitted :) << hopefully nefario approves it b/f the actual ipo
mircea_popescu: o hey
mircea_popescu: i think deadterra was making one too!
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 2 @ 0.04200001 = 0.084 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 12 @ 0.042 = 0.504 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 smickles there is https://glbse.com/asset/view/BIB.BVPS
smickles: yeah, i thought so
smickles: anyway, now if you want to trade stuff on mpex, i'll take your order. when I have the website up and running, you can just use that to trade on mpex and stop having to talk to me
mircea_popescu: maybe people like to talk to you :D
smickles: i'm not going to stop them :)
mircea_popescu: all the buxom foxies etc.\
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 9.49999, Best ask: 9.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 9.5, 24 hour volume: 203501, 24 hour low: 7.6, 24 hour high: 10.5
usagi: For the people that logged on to http://199.48.69.241/hotwallet please be sure to send me a quick comment with any ideas you have!
smickles: usagi: what's that for?
usagi: It's a secure anonymous wallet
mircea_popescu: its a
mircea_popescu: yea lol
smickles: so it could be a 'burner' wallet?
usagi: What's a burner?
smickles: like a burner phone
usagi: Do I really have to ask what a burner phone is
smickles: use it once, throw it away so the po can't catch you
usagi: Well not really
usagi: Let's say you put 10 coins in this wallet
usagi: When you next go to spend your coins
usagi: they come randomly out of everyone else's address.
usagi: automixing
mircea_popescu: pretty cool
smickles: indeed, what about the tx fees?
usagi: You pay your own tx fees
usagi: 0.005 or whatever it is
usagi: it's 0.005 or 0.0005?
mircea_popescu: ok so, for people that don't have/don't like python, there's now a perl equivalent of pympex
mircea_popescu: https://github.com/modsix/BitOTTer/tree/master/perl_tools
smickles: it's spreading
mircea_popescu: and the guy (mod6) is also doing a mobile thing.
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.795 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 10 @ 0.7901337 = 7.9013 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 14 @ 0.79 = 11.06 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 2 @ 0.78 = 1.56 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 5 @ 0.7 = 3.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 10 @ 0.68000001 = 6.8 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 15 @ 0.67001 = 10.0502 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 83 @ 0.67 = 55.61 BTC [-]
Anduck: heavy dump
mircea_popescu: o wow passthroughs trading in distress ?
mircea_popescu: isn't the pirate repaying ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 1000 @ 0.01 = 10 BTC
Anduck: well
Anduck: think about it
Anduck: if he would loan 100000 dollars from bank, he'd be a millionaire
Anduck: since he'd make over 7% a week....
mircea_popescu: haha i don't need to think about it, i was saying all along lol!
Anduck: :P
Anduck: what do u think
Anduck: ponzi or not?
dub: some people are claiming to have been paid back
mircea_popescu: just a little fake shock there.
Anduck: dub: who+
Anduck: ?
mircea_popescu: Anduck i _still_ think it was a ponzi
dub: don't recall
Chaaang-Noi: yeah the P selling at .67 is crazy low
dub: someone in the channel
Chaaang-Noi: wish i had more coin
Chaaang-Noi: i want has buy more lol
Anduck: Chaaang-Noi: dont u think it's a ponzi?
mircea_popescu: well he runs tygrr.
Chaaang-Noi: i want to buy that bond, and yeah its my bond:)
JWU_42: and met the man in Vegas
JWU_42: Chaaang-Noi: It buys back at what ?
JWU_42: price
JWU_42: ?
Chaaang-Noi: 1 or more if interest
Chaaang-Noi: 1.068
Anduck: if pirate doesnt pay you, still ?
JWU_42: tomorrow, right ?
JWU_42: sorry - Tuesday
Chaaang-Noi: if pirate will not pay its worth 0 btc
Chaaang-Noi: PI is worht 1 btc no mater what
assbot: [GLBSE] [NASTY] 3 @ 0.6498 = 1.9494 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10598 @ 0.00040472 = 4.2892 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53539 @ 0.00040572 = 21.7218 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28694 @ 0.00040643 = 11.6621 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17063 @ 0.0004066 = 6.9378 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37096 @ 0.00040663 = 15.0843 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1500 @ 0.00040663 = 0.6099 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18300 @ 0.00040676 = 7.4437 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28900 @ 0.00040693 = 11.7603 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00040737 = 3.2997 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49200 @ 0.00040746 = 20.047 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2805 @ 0.00040752 = 1.1431 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41200 @ 0.00040802 = 16.8104 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59200 @ 0.00040802 = 24.1548 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00040804 = 7.3039 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28800 @ 0.00040812 = 11.7539 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31332 @ 0.00040881 = 12.8088 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 600 @ 0.00040885 = 0.2453 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5398 @ 0.00040893 = 2.2074 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2441 @ 0.00040901 = 0.9984 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28400 @ 0.00040905 = 11.617 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00040918 = 3.9281 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19334 @ 0.00040926 = 7.9126 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NASTY] 20 @ 0.65 = 13 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 1.0353 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: /nick gigatube
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P130T] 1 @ 0.48953997 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-B] 200 @ 0.1 = 20 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-B] 61 @ 0.1 = 6.1 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 1 @ 0.10101 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.B] 75 @ 1 = 75 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 1 @ 0.0987 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: lol. inb4 drama.
EmanuelDeOrtego: I managed to kill the Bitcoin Savings and Trust irc channel
Anduck: wd
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 3 @ 0.10101 = 0.303 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 9 @ 0.1319 = 1.1871 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego what did you do ? crosspost dead kittens ?
EmanuelDeOrtego: I just said I don't put anything above myself and then *boom*
EmanuelDeOrtego: Everyone needs a master apparently
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 800 @ 0.00097107 = 0.7769 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3553 @ 0.00096659 = 3.4343 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 5393 @ 0.00095587 = 5.155 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2600 @ 0.0009416 = 2.4482 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1626 @ 0.00093696 = 1.5235 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3128 @ 0.00093592 = 2.9276 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <EmanuelDeOrtego> Everyone needs a master apparently << this is true.
EmanuelDeOrtego: heh, well I'll happily die then
usagi: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=102057.0
usagi: hahahaha
usagi: This is genius
EmanuelDeOrtego: "You'll be feeling hot to trot every time you use this wallet."
EmanuelDeOrtego: lol'd
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego why do you have to die ?
EmanuelDeOrtego: I simply value living under my own will.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Nothing more.
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-B] 75 @ 0.1 = 7.5 BTC [-]
smickles: that was a fun read
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 9 @ 0.71001 = 6.3901 BTC [-]
smickles: copumpkin: mind saying if pirate ows you btc?
copumpkin: he does
mircea_popescu: copumpkin are you screwed when he doesn't pay ?
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego i see no problem with that. still, most people need a master, some people actually know this, some people are still struggling with accepting it.
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDT] 5 @ 1.02 = 5.1 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 5 @ 0.987779 = 4.9389 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 1 @ 0.98778 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 5 @ 0.9878 = 4.939 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 1 @ 0.9879 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 7 @ 0.988 = 6.916 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOT] 10 @ 0.91 = 9.1 BTC [-]
gabbynot: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 9.695, Best ask: 9.69786, Bid-ask spread: 0.00286, Last trade: 9.81999, 24 hour volume: 204513, 24 hour low: 7.6, 24 hour high: 10.5
gabbynot: ;;asks 10
gribble: There are currently 2793.6879 bitcoins offered at or under 10.0 USD, worth 27850.6671383 USD in total.
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P070N] 9 @ 0.09853019 = 0.8868 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 1 @ 0.10101 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lmao the S.DICE forum thread is such a funny read.
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 1 @ 0.10101 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.825 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 2 @ 0.5401 = 1.0802 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5465 @ 0.00040926 = 2.2366 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 6 @ 0.0987 = 0.5922 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1100 @ 0.0009713 = 1.0684 BTC [+]
smickles: so, today i've seen a lot of mpex hate, and s.mpoe hit an all time high … porn is good
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 2 @ 0.0988 = 0.1976 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 42 @ 0.099 = 4.158 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: smickles it's funny, bunch of sanctimonius nitwits
mircea_popescu: "o, nobody asked my permission for this, how could it be!!!"\
mircea_popescu: "o, i'm on a cryptocurrency but haven't a year later figured out how to work gribble, yet i should be taken seriously"
mircea_popescu: wtf.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00040822 = 1.5921 BTC [-]
smickles: lol
smickles: what was the permission thing referring to?
mircea_popescu: but the most amusing part is where the nitwits have the gall to bring the volume argument
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 7 @ 0.102 = 0.714 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 42 @ 0.1011 = 4.2462 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: saying mpex has no volume is like going to mtgox and saying, oh, you're irrelevant.
mircea_popescu: dude, mpex does > 2/3 of all securities transactions.
smickles: but mircea, glbse is like 200x larger than mpex (even tho it has 200x more dead assets still listed and trading last i checked)
mircea_popescu: right. mpex has NEVER had an "investor" run with the money.
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 4 @ 1.1799 = 4.7196 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 95 @ 1.18 = 112.1 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: most glbse assets to date imploded. i still remember the lib crap, much akin to the zip crap
smickles: i think people see that volume tab on each glbse asset and think it's daily volume or somethin
mircea_popescu: and yet... apparently... i should explain my credibility to the forum gang
mircea_popescu: very impressing argument.
smickles: heh, i even had a glbse implosion
mircea_popescu: i think it's all time, isn't it ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 2 @ 0.10101 = 0.202 BTC [+]
smickles: yeah, it's since glbse v2 launched
mircea_popescu: heck knows what they do, 5 days and unspecified days i never heard of it.
mircea_popescu: do week and month what the hell.
smickles: so assets like mpoe.etf show way lower
mircea_popescu: nutty scheme.
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 195 @ 0.01 = 1.95 BTC
smickles: well, it seems that ciuciu is an honest person at least
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 3 @ 0.101 = 0.303 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: at least im glad people are starting to offer sanely-er priced shares
smickles: he showed up in the sdice thread and screamed porn
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00040764 = 2.6497 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11016 @ 0.00040926 = 4.5084 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00040932 = 0.4093 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: none of that 1 btc per share bs. kraken at 0,01 etc.
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 5 @ 0.01 = 0.05 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00040969 = 2.4991 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8402 @ 0.0004097 = 3.4423 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24772 @ 0.00040973 = 10.1498 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: and maybe if they copy margin and do a few more things mpex has been doing it'll be a much better exchange overall, so.
mircea_popescu: nothing's lost.
smickles: even tho people are all emotional and oddly prudeish, competition is good
mircea_popescu: i styill haven't figured that out, btw. such clique-ish-isms
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 1 @ 0.132 BTC [+]
dub: What is the outcome if:
mircea_popescu: https://github.com/modsix/BitOTTer/blob/master/perl_tools/bitotter.pl btw. moar perlness.
dub: a) the sky falls
smickles: oh, one thing, they were saying that some of those girls on dtng were openly soliciting money for sex. is that a legal liability where you are?
dub: b) nucular fuckin warfare
mircea_popescu: smickles people saying things on the internet is not a legal liability where i are.
mircea_popescu: it used to not be in the us, either, but apparently it's gone downhill
mircea_popescu: dub ikr?
dub: sgornic is a fucking retard
dub: ignore it
mircea_popescu: eh ?!
smickles: ya know, when i was a kid (like 8 or something) i thought that it was strange that they had to tell us this was a free country
dub: stephen gornick
mircea_popescu: what's he done ?
mircea_popescu: smickles astute point for an 8 yo.
mircea_popescu: btw, did you read that oui zappa interview ?
dub: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=76239.msg1117401#msg1117401
mircea_popescu: a ty.
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 4 @ 0.5602 = 2.2408 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: hey, why'd he have to be a retard, it's just asking.
smickles: heh, i may have neglected to get arround to it (if i'm remembering the correct thing) would you post the link again?
mircea_popescu: http://www.afka.net/Mags/Oui.htm#1979Apr
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 2 @ 0.10101 = 0.202 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 4 @ 0.985 = 3.94 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 4 @ 0.5602 = 2.2408 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 2 @ 0.5601 = 1.1202 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 100 @ 0.101 = 10.1 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 12 @ 0.01 = 0.12 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 50 @ 0.101 = 5.05 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 1 @ 0.01 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 4 @ 0.5302 = 2.1208 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 3 @ 0.5301 = 1.5903 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 6 @ 1.18 = 7.08 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1100 @ 0.00095495 = 1.0504 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 5 @ 0.10101 = 0.5051 BTC [+]
smickles: yeah, i'm about 1/4 the way thru it. I haven't read it before
mircea_popescu: its one of the better interviews ever given imo.
Diablo-D3: so I wonder how long it'll take DMC to reach 100mh/share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20700 @ 0.00039163 = 8.1067 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 20 @ 0.1026 = 2.052 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P100T] 3 @ 0.13613699 = 0.4084 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 100 @ 0.1027 = 10.27 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 154 @ 0.1028 = 15.8312 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 100 @ 0.1028 = 10.28 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCWEB] 50 @ 0.1099 = 5.495 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIOETHANOL] 11 @ 0.9 = 9.9 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TCC] 2 @ 0.11 = 0.22 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 62 @ 0.83 = 51.46 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TCC] 31 @ 0.162 = 5.022 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TCC] 20 @ 0.176 = 3.52 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK] 3 @ 0.1 = 0.3 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [IBB] 10 @ 0.5999 = 5.999 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [IBB] 10 @ 0.6 = 6 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 2 @ 0.839 = 1.678 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8200 @ 0.00039163 = 3.2114 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C090T] 1000 @ 0.14711153 = 147.1115 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P100T] 3 @ 0.08592948 = 0.2578 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P130T] 1 @ 0.34959337 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 2 @ 0.35 = 0.7 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60000 @ 0.00038381 = 23.0286 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 974 @ 0.00038508 = 0.3751 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18300 @ 0.0004048 = 7.4078 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17528 @ 0.00040973 = 7.1817 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00041001 = 6.5602 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16577 @ 0.00041002 = 6.7969 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54112 @ 0.00041004 = 22.1881 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33300 @ 0.00041016 = 13.6583 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00041027 = 6.8105 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46000 @ 0.00041027 = 18.8724 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41620 @ 0.00041063 = 17.0904 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.00041101 = 7.6859 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44300 @ 0.00041102 = 18.2082 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38800 @ 0.00041131 = 15.9588 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21600 @ 0.00041186 = 8.8962 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13700 @ 0.00041208 = 5.6455 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41889 @ 0.00041245 = 17.2771 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 1 @ 0.9095 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 4 @ 0.90995 = 3.6398 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 10 @ 0.91 = 9.1 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 1 @ 0.91 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 3 @ 0.1028 = 0.3084 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 19265 @ 0.00095495 = 18.3971 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 19968 @ 0.00096293 = 19.2278 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1700 @ 0.0009713 = 1.6512 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 12869 @ 0.00097662 = 12.5681 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 13100 @ 0.00097768 = 12.8076 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 19649 @ 0.00098076 = 19.271 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1118 @ 0.00098404 = 1.1002 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 12331 @ 0.00099077 = 12.2172 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 5413 @ 0.00099077 = 5.363 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 16745 @ 0.00099322 = 16.6315 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 11825 @ 0.00099532 = 11.7697 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2900 @ 0.00099675 = 2.8906 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 6600 @ 0.00099843 = 6.5896 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 12300 @ 0.00100166 = 12.3204 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 4776 @ 0.00100205 = 4.7858 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 14064 @ 0.00100365 = 14.1153 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 737 @ 0.00100515 = 0.7408 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 6500 @ 0.00100525 = 6.5341 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 5677 @ 0.00100625 = 5.7125 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 12463 @ 0.0010063 = 12.5415 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2237 @ 0.0010063 = 2.2511 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 17500 @ 0.00100645 = 17.6129 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 5400 @ 0.00100782 = 5.4422 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 8156 @ 0.00100858 = 8.226 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 16707 @ 0.00101249 = 16.9157 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [RSM] 2 @ 0.255 = 0.51 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FUTUREFUND] 34 @ 0.0001194 = 0.0041 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 893 @ 0.00101249 = 0.9042 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 958 @ 0.00101472 = 0.9721 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 12331 @ 0.00101837 = 12.5575 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 7400 @ 0.00101846 = 7.5366 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 18700 @ 0.00102096 = 19.092 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3400 @ 0.0010229 = 3.4779 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2600 @ 0.00103143 = 2.6817 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 8260 @ 0.00106279 = 8.7786 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 6400 @ 0.00106309 = 6.8038 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 5800 @ 0.00106533 = 6.1789 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 300 @ 0.00106827 = 0.3205 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2958 @ 0.00108895 = 3.2211 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FUTUREFUND] 300 @ 0.0001194 = 0.0358 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 2 @ 0.35000001 = 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 12 @ 0.3999 = 4.7988 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: hey rg
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 2 @ 0.4 = 0.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 10 @ 0.099 = 0.99 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43900 @ 0.00038189 = 16.765 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46850 @ 0.00037438 = 17.5397 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7697 @ 0.000372 = 2.8633 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: what would you pay to lease a e3-1230v2 with ipmi, 16gb ram and 2tb disk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33616 @ 0.00036336 = 12.2147 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00036222 = 1.956 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: in bitcoins
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17200 @ 0.00036028 = 6.1968 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13969 @ 0.00035667 = 4.9823 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23398 @ 0.0003563 = 8.3367 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3052 @ 0.00035582 = 1.086 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4918 @ 0.00035562 = 1.7489 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: 100mbit unmetered
Azelphur: Diablo-D3: I rent a very similar setup in Internap NYC for $250/mo, if that's of any use to you
assbot: [MPEX] [B.MPCD.C] 30000 @ 0.0010223 = 30.669 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: Azelphur: would you be willing to get that in bitcoins if you could?
assbot: [GLBSE] [RSM] 1 @ 0.26 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 100 @ 0.101 = 10.1 BTC [-]
Azelphur: Diablo-D3: if I could pay my current host in bitcoins I would, yea
mircea_popescu: wait. was Diablo-D3 selling it or buying it lol
Diablo-D3: Azelphur: I could get that for you in bitcoins in LA, Chicago, or Dallas, but not NYC
Azelphur: none of those locations are of any use to me :p
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 9.9176, Best ask: 10.07, Bid-ask spread: 0.15240, Last trade: 10.08256, 24 hour volume: 178585, 24 hour low: 8.555, 24 hour high: 10.5
Azelphur: and I am also tied to my current host
Diablo-D3: Azelphur: NYC only? too bad
Azelphur: yup :p
mircea_popescu: what are you running, like a game server ?
Azelphur: I couldn't switch host even if you had exactly the same setup in internap NYC
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: yup
mircea_popescu: or why does location matter to you
mircea_popescu: a ok
Diablo-D3: Azelphur: why, paid up for the year?
Azelphur: Diablo-D3: valve doesn't support DNS
Diablo-D3: wait, what?
Azelphur: loose IP = start from scratch
mircea_popescu: that's so retarded srsly.
Azelphur: yep.
Azelphur: I really hate it
Diablo-D3: Azelphur: what about valve?
mircea_popescu: why do they even do it.
Azelphur: Diablo-D3: they don't support DNS.
Diablo-D3: the only valve I know of makes video games
mircea_popescu: that'd be the one.
Azelphur: yup
Azelphur: games that require servers
Azelphur: servers of which you can only access via the IP address.
Diablo-D3: so why cant you just change your IP?
Azelphur: change IP = loose entire player base
mircea_popescu: well not entire, but yeah.
Azelphur: close enough :p
mircea_popescu: i think some people managed to forward about half. i think that's the high mark.
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 1 @ 0.3797 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: thats retarded
assbot: [MPEX] [B.MPCD.B] 23500 @ 0.001008 = 23.688 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [B.MPCD.B] 7708 @ 1.007 = 7761.956 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: no shit lol
Azelphur: yep
Diablo-D3: Azelphur: too bad though, I might be able to get it half what you were paying
Azelphur: hehe
Azelphur: Diablo-D3: I doubt that tbh, the server I'm on is extremely high quality
Azelphur: tier 1 internap bandwidth ain't cheap.
Diablo-D3: 100mbps 95% on a gigabit port.
Azelphur: lol
Azelphur: dedicated 1gbit port.
Diablo-D3: well, if you NEED the full 1gbit, I probably could work a deal
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 6 @ 0.838 = 5.028 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 48 @ 0.839 = 40.272 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: what are you running anyway Azelphur ?
Diablo-D3: probably tf2 >_>
Azelphur: 6 TF2's
Azelphur: and a minecraft
assbot: [GLBSE] [CHEAPERINBITCOINS-STOCKS] 1 @ 0.28999 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: 6 lol
agath: I have 100Mbit/s on a gigabit port here at home :-)
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: and I get advertising revenue on all of them :)
mircea_popescu: Azelphur how is the gamingmarket btw ? i jhaven't had any interests in there for years now.
mircea_popescu: is it dieing ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 10 @ 0.83999999 = 8.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 6 @ 0.84 = 5.04 BTC [+]
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: seems fine to me
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 6 @ 0.01 = 0.06 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 20 @ 0.099 = 1.98 BTC [+]
smickles: oh lol, that paragraph about how they pick the people to be guests on talkshows, then the interviewer belittles that (true) statement by calling it a conspiracy and implying it isn't true
smickles: lol
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 83 @ 0.05 = 4.15 BTC [+]
Azelphur: Diablo-D3: this is one of the things I like about minecraft, DNS/SRV support OOTB
Azelphur: refreshing, I think it's pretty much the only game to have SRV support
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 2 @ 0.052 = 0.104 BTC [+]
smickles: Azelphur: you know, tf2 is obsolete now that they've made tf2 in minecraft
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 6 @ 0.1028 = 0.6168 BTC [+]
Azelphur: xD
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P080N] 4 @ 0.14282041 = 0.5713 BTC [-]
Azelphur: smickles: you know, minecraft is obsolete now they've made minecraft in tf2
smickles: have you tried that? tho, it's fun
Azelphur: tf2 in minecraft? nope
mircea_popescu: bah so i have one of those back and forth horizontal pipe sprinklers
smickles: i hope they finish the engi soon, that'll be cool
mircea_popescu: and the pos locked up and it's been watering the same spot for one hour
Azelphur: hehe
mircea_popescu: lol smickles has been busy with zappa ?
smickles: Azelphur: mctf2.com iirc
Azelphur: fun
smickles: mircea_popescu: yeah, i've not kept up on my reading recently, i've lost my speed
mircea_popescu: well that's good matter to work it on hehe
assbot: [MPEX] [B.MPCD.A] 14400 @ 0.001005 = 14.472 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [B.MPCD.A] 185600 @ 0.0010078 = 187.0477 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o hey! 30day Total Volume 100`751.39448624 BTC
mircea_popescu: officially over 100k/month nao.
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 6 @ 0.101 = 0.606 BTC [-]
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: http://www.splicd.com/cKKHSAE1gIs/14/17 ? :D
assbot: [MPEX] [O.HASH.C10TH] 150000 @ 0.00001437 = 2.1555 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 2 @ 0.85 = 1.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 22 @ 0.85 = 18.7 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: You need Flash player 8+ and JavaScript enabled to view this video.
mircea_popescu: gimme a summary lol
Azelphur: "ONE MEEELION DOLLARS"
mircea_popescu: ehehe
mircea_popescu: o hey yeah!
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 9.802, Best ask: 9.99588, Bid-ask spread: 0.19388, Last trade: 10, 24 hour volume: 173472, 24 hour low: 8.555, 24 hour high: 10.5
Azelphur: xD
mircea_popescu: .py 9.802* 100751.39448624
markac: 987565.168754
mircea_popescu: aaaalmost lol
mircea_popescu: bitcoin y u no go up!
Azelphur: haha
assbot: [GLBSE] [ZETA-MINING] 1 @ 0.18398 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: dub was giving sgornick the steelsponge, but seriously. with that sort of numbers it wouldn't surprise me someone figured they would like to tax it.
mircea_popescu: after all, everything on this earth is for governments to support themselves.
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 50 @ 0.099 = 4.95 BTC [+]
usagi: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 9.87921, Best ask: 9.94609, Bid-ask spread: 0.06688, Last trade: 9.99589, 24 hour volume: 172366, 24 hour low: 8.555, 24 hour high: 10.5
mircea_popescu: ;;bids 9
gribble: There are currently 10596.56 bitcoins demanded at or over 9.0 USD, worth 97915.2362242 USD in total.
mircea_popescu: ;;asks 10
gribble: There are currently 512.41023 bitcoins offered at or under 10.0 USD, worth 5124.1022741 USD in total.
mircea_popescu: i would guess its going up
mircea_popescu: ;;bids 7
gribble: There are currently 80806.174 bitcoins demanded at or over 7.0 USD, worth 644763.789915 USD in total.
mircea_popescu: ;;asks 12
gribble: There are currently 105105.51 bitcoins offered at or under 12.0 USD, worth 1185536.83872 USD in total.
rg: rotf
mircea_popescu: sup rg
mircea_popescu: so has anyone actually been paid by the pirate thing ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.85 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 136 @ 0.86 = 116.96 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 2 @ 0.86 = 1.72 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 5 @ 0.099 = 0.495 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 2 @ 0.099 = 0.198 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 8 @ 0.1028 = 0.8224 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 5 @ 0.052 = 0.26 BTC [+]
smickles: lol, someone said that glbse is the cheaper exchange when compared to mpex
smickles: glbse charges >2x the fee on sales
assbot: [GLBSE] [JAH] 21 @ 0.1448 = 3.0408 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: smickles for some reason people will say anything.
mircea_popescu: but there's a good thing : initially rthey charged 0.5% round trip.
smickles: for anyone doing over 4kbtc in sales, over the LIFETIME of their account, glbse is more expensive
mircea_popescu: a month or two later they dropped half that.
mircea_popescu: initially they were going to charge for transfers of stock
mircea_popescu: mpex did it for free so after a while they relented
mircea_popescu: in general, it's quite clear who's following and who's leading this story.
smickles: wait a tic, i've been charge to transfer stock there just recently
mircea_popescu: well ya. some people get it for free.
mircea_popescu: you know, the ones creating all the fake volume.
smickles: There is no fee to transfer bitcoin (BTC) or assets/securities that have a total trade volume of less than 20BTC since IPO. Everything else has a 0.20% BTC fee of the 5 day average price. This fee is not refundable.
evoorhees_: what's the latest with pirate...?
smickles: evoorhees_? like the evoorhees_ of s.dice?
smickles: you've been taking some flack recently haven't you?
smickles: (sorry, best i know about pirate is that he hasn't paid yet)
evoorhees_: hehe yeah I have
evoorhees_: it's okay, part of the market vetting
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 9400 @ 0.00104061 = 9.7817 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: evoorhees_ i was trying to find someone who was definitely paid. nobody came forward yet.
mircea_popescu: jcpham said sun he was gonna let me know if he does, hasn't said anything yet either.
smickles: well, good political ethics are certainly a deal-breaker
smickles: :P
evoorhees_: lol
mircea_popescu: smickles i remember that giga was launching and expected to do free pushes to pre-ipo sales
mircea_popescu: then glbse wanted to lock him down. then i offered him to list him, then they waived it.
mircea_popescu: at the time mpex was just a week or two old tho, something like that.
Doffx: No one understands mpex thats why they talk smack about it.
mircea_popescu: Doffx i still don't grasp how people figur they're being part of a cryptocurrency don't get gpg.
mircea_popescu: its weird.
Doffx: It took me hours of questions just to get part of it
mircea_popescu: haha. were you talking to me ?
evoorhees_: I barely get GPG
Doffx: I think its definitly the more secure and robust exchange
evoorhees_: but, I'm not a developer
mircea_popescu: evoorhees_ gpg is pretty much vital for citizenship these days.
smickles: mircea_popescu: did you see the line where someone put up this brand new ltc asset exchange and said that mpex was prolly more likely to get hacked because 'the gui looked worse'?
Doffx: Yeah and you helped me get it mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: smickles seems about par for the course.
smickles: i lol'd and pointed out that the ux is a gpg post
Doffx: Not to mention how the bot works to add liquidity
smickles: not a gui at all
mircea_popescu: Doffx a, i recall, it was mostly the options you were fighting with
Doffx: Yeah but that really helped me understand the whole site and why its better.
dub: any interesting hack attempts?
assbot: [GLBSE] [MMM] 10 @ 0.7 = 7 BTC [+]
dub: or did nobody notice it on reddit
mircea_popescu: dub not really. i got a few emails from very clever/considerate people.
Doffx: You need more people on it now, and a brokerage to provide that front end
mircea_popescu: but nobody actually came up with something prizeable.
dub: and isnt MMM the name of the biggest ponzi in history?
mircea_popescu: i did get a little benefit from it tho. made some aquiantances etc.
mircea_popescu: dub lol i tihnk so
mircea_popescu: Doffx always need more ppl!
dub: mircea_popescu: nobody bet against you :(
mircea_popescu: i didn't bet ?
mircea_popescu: i don't have an account on that bet site.
Doffx: I keep saying we need to open up that 3 day free account trial window!
dub: well, bet against your sits security
Doffx: :)
dub: sites*
mircea_popescu: dub ya lol.
smickles: neither did i, i think my account dissapeares with it's <1btc in it
mircea_popescu: Doffx you with betsofbitcoin thingee?
Doffx: No, I dont even think I know what it is.
dub: http://www.betsofbitco.in/item?id=566
dub: place your bets
mircea_popescu: ya, after the bitcoindaytrade or w/e it was called debacle
Doffx: Wow thats a losing bet
mircea_popescu: i asked smickles to put an offer on reddit to vet mpex
Doffx: That would be one amazing hack.
mircea_popescu: it would be lol.
smickles: how does that weighting affect the payout?
mircea_popescu: course if someone got the webserver they'd have nothing much, but i'd still want to see it.
smickles: I mean, i'd bet a satoshi on that
smickles: 100000000x payout sounds appealing
mircea_popescu: lol
Doffx: Does it count if they go to Romania with a usb drive sneak in the backdoor and download everything?
mircea_popescu: well server isn't in romania
smickles: 1.337 btc isn't worth that much yet
rg: CxBTC x 63.30939807
rg: muahaha insider trading!
mircea_popescu: lol rg what ?
Doffx: Hehe, well hell I dont know where it is, that was just best guess.
rg: just kidding
rg: i told someone in -otc i trade bitvps's stock
rg: and they accused me of insider trading
mircea_popescu: ah lol
smickles: ofc it's insidertrading, but that's not necessarily bad
rg: i dont have the smarts for insider trading
mircea_popescu: i don't see how a policy could be made against owner buying his own stock
mircea_popescu: on an anon currency
smickles: you'd have to use non-public knowledge about the future action of the company to your advantage for it to be a bad thing
assbot: [MPEX] [B.MPCD.B] 130000 @ 0.0010025 = 130.325 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: pretty much the only avenue to mess that up would be to issue unwarranted negative guidance
mircea_popescu: then buy up in the slump
mircea_popescu: it'd be a pretty asshole thing to do.
assbot: [GLBSE] [MATH] 1 @ 0.5 BTC [+]
smickles: or know that this month had a huge loss, and sell before it became public knowledge
mircea_popescu: btw evoorhees_ i bet a bitcoin on yoru site. i lost it :(
smickles: there are plenty of other ways to cock it up too
mircea_popescu: smickles that'd hardly fly, you'd get excruciated.
smickles: i report my actions on s2cm anyway
mircea_popescu: thats actually the best policy i would guess
smickles: i'm almost SEC compliant actually, we'd just have to actually send documents into the SEC IIRC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48482 @ 0.00035562 = 17.2412 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7426 @ 0.00035499 = 2.6362 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 900 @ 0.00035451 = 0.3191 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17034 @ 0.0003536 = 6.0232 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 8 @ 0.1498 = 1.1984 BTC [-]
smickles: but we actually fall well under the numerical minimums
mircea_popescu: what are they now ?
mircea_popescu: i don't even recall.
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 15 @ 0.1499 = 2.2485 BTC [+]
smickles: about 3 pages of interwoven rules
smickles: just on that one topic
mircea_popescu: hey jcpham did you get paid yet ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 2 @ 0.15499999 = 0.31 BTC [+]
evoorhees_: mircea_popescu hahahaha sucker
mircea_popescu: lmao
evoorhees_: bet again, I'm sure it'll work
Diablo-D3: man rg is going to kill me if he finds out Im competing with him
smickles: lol
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 10 @ 0.15999999 = 1.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600000 @ 0.000389 = 2178.4 BTC [+]
rg: Diablo-D3: a vps company?
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 3 @ 0.18199999 = 0.546 BTC [+]
smickles: evoorhees_: that is basically funny, made me laugh anyway
mircea_popescu: who ISNT competing with rg lol
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 5 @ 0.18299999 = 0.915 BTC [+]
rg: no shit
Diablo-D3: no
rg: but if you're planning on opening up a VPS company
rg: "good luck"
Diablo-D3: not vps yet
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 8 @ 0.18399999 = 1.472 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: just dedis.
Diablo-D3: dedis for bitcoins
rg: one good thin about diablo-d3 is
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 is this part of dmc ?
rg: he never gets anything off the ground
rg: so im not worried
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 10 @ 0.18499999 = 1.85 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: it will be I think
mircea_popescu: rg aww why teh hate
smickles: ouch
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 15 @ 0.18999999 = 2.85 BTC [+]
rg: so yeah someone hates against me and i hate back
rg: and people are like WHY rg
rg: pff
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: it's just cause we like you.
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 20 @ 0.19999999 = 4 BTC [+]
rg: you can have the dedi market
rg: tbh
rg: i sold a ton of dedis
mircea_popescu: btw, did anyone here know that porn exists ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 2 @ 0.2 = 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 7 @ 0.2 = 1.4 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i am very shocked myself to discover
rg: and they were all major pains in the ass
mircea_popescu: that such abominations soil the interwebs
Diablo-D3: rg: I didnt hate against you
smickles: rg, you're cool, you gave me about 8 btc oneday for a sandwich
rg: let me see
Diablo-D3: nenolod did and I just stood in the background eating popcorn
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 2 @ 0.2 = 0.4 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: who's nenolod even ?!
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 30 @ 0.22999999 = 6.9 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: rg: no, I said fuck s.bvps
rg: nenolod is one of the admins at my DC
mircea_popescu: o i c
Diablo-D3: rg: dude, hes an admin or developer or whatever of EVERYTHING
mircea_popescu: he wasn't hating on you, he was hating on me
rg: considering nenolod is the cause of our data failure
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 you asshole!
rg: the other week
rg: i think you backed the wrong pony
Diablo-D3: I bet if I look closely enough his signature is on the declination of independence
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 40 @ 0.23999999 = 9.6 BTC [+]
rg: you know that DC admin who unplugged the hard drive from a working system?
mircea_popescu: teh ahahaha
rg: yeah
rg: now you know
Diablo-D3: rg: no, thats not what happened
mircea_popescu: rg i do that all the time.
mircea_popescu: cheaper than those fancy wiping software things
rg: umm yeah it is
rg: and when i said WHAT THE FUK ARE YOU DOIN
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 40 @ 0.24769999 = 9.908 BTC [+]
rg: he says
mircea_popescu: have to shake the drive well while it slows too
rg: 'well, you didn't tell me NOT to do it.. so its your fault'
Diablo-D3: remember the scene near the end of blues brothers where they finally make it to dailey plaza and the bluesmobil falls apart?
smickles: oh man
rg: no
smickles: after hearing that
Diablo-D3: thats what happened.
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 50 @ 0.2477 = 12.385 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: THE FUCK MAN
Diablo-D3: DO NO SHAKE THE DRIVE
smickles: i should check and see of my minecraft stuff is still running
mircea_popescu: you know nothing.
Diablo-D3: HEAD PARKING IS NOT A CHALLENGE
mircea_popescu: this is sparta.
dub: hrm, fees changed on glbse
dub: when was that?
mircea_popescu: again ?
Diablo-D3: again? what?
Diablo-D3: are they lower?
smickles: in the last 20 min?
mircea_popescu: lol
dub: no, I havent looked for months
smickles: lool
Diablo-D3: last time I noticed it was 20, 20, and 50
mircea_popescu: last i heard was .5% one way.
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 2 @ 0.25 = 0.5 BTC [+]
dub: used to be 0.02%, now 0.01%
mircea_popescu: waht ?!
mircea_popescu: ahahaha get out ?
dub: or is it account based?
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 5 @ 0.36 = 1.8 BTC [+]
smickles: BS
dub: or is it 0.2 0.1
smickles: i get charged 0.005%
smickles: wtf?
Diablo-D3: sorry, I meant 50 50 20
dub: Basis Point(BP): 1/100th of 1% or 0.01%
Diablo-D3: and thats what it still is
Diablo-D3: dub: yes, and these are in BPs
smickles: er
dub: oh
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 5 @ 0.385 = 1.925 BTC [+]
smickles: nix that %
dub: I see
Diablo-D3: so 0.5%
smickles: i get charged 0.5%
dub: I forgot
rg: did pirate even pay out today?
rg: i went to bed
mircea_popescu: rg not so far
rg: i got sick of people asking did pirate pay
smickles: not that i've heard
rg: not even a bit?
Diablo-D3: man
mircea_popescu: well we don't really know.
Diablo-D3: wheres btc-mining
Diablo-D3: he forgot to pay dividends
mircea_popescu: not being invested.
dub: Diablo-D3: scam
rg: SCAM
rg: PONZI
rg: PIRATE
rg: 9/11
Diablo-D3: JEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
mircea_popescu: so in the end what's the glbse fee ?
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: 0.5%
dub: ______ /~~~, *********************************************
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 60 @ 0.39999999 = 24 BTC [+]
rg: diablo: what's your company gonna be called
dub: ___/`_____\---------/____/ """//// //.....******..********.******CHEMTRAILS---------------FORCED VACCINATIONS
rg: Diablo Server Company
dub: ~(___________ <======: (___] =====-----FEMA CAMPS-----------------****-----NEW WORLD ORDER--------------,,,,,
dub: `-----------~` ,,,\\\ \\\````` ***********--NORTH AMERICAN UNION-----*************************
Diablo-D3: rg: probably exelion
dub: *** *8*****GLOBAL GOVERNMENT****************,,
dub: ******
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 20 @ 0.39999999 = 8 BTC [+]
dub: btw
rg: that is ...s o gay
Diablo-D3: dub: your ascii isnt working
dub: yes, it is
rg: i was in an efnet takeover group
rg: and our name was Exelon
dub: your client fails
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 10 @ 0.39999999 = 4 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: dub: I dont think my client is wide enough
Diablo-D3: pastebin that or something
dub: your mom certainly is
smickles: copumpkin: what timezone was our contract meant to be in?
Diablo-D3: dub: my mom is dying of cancer, but thanks for playing.
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 3 @ 0.39999999 = 1.2 BTC [+]
dub: I knew that
rg: oh fuck you
copumpkin: smickles: not sure, I'll just send you the shit
rg: you cant lay that onh im
smickles: kk
rg: piece of shit
dub: rg: did you chat hard on efnut?
rg: Diablo is the type of guy who talks shit all day
mircea_popescu: copumpkin lives.
rg: and wait sfor someone to say something about his mom
rg: so he can say shes dying of cancer
smickles: < dub> rg: did you chat hard on efnut? << i do not understand that line
Diablo-D3: rg: ask nenolod, Im not kidding
rg: used to
Diablo-D3: >efnut
rg: i only go on efnet for #boston now
Diablo-D3: I was an efnet oper once
rg: and even those visits are short
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA-IPCORE-DEV] 1 @ 0.39999999 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: I killed an oper because he was acting like a fag.
Diablo-D3: I stopped being an oper.
dub: efnut opers are all faggots
dub: its a prereq
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCWEB] 10 @ 0.11 = 1.1 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: dub: yeah pretty much
rg: pretty much
Diablo-D3: but this was over a decade ago
Diablo-D3: back when efnet was the only real network
rg: there were some cool ones
rg: but their ircd was forced to delink
rg: cause the faggot opers didn't like them
rg: remember when morgan was an ircop, lol
rg: what a joke that
rg: morgan, main writer for GOBBLES
Diablo-D3: blackened used to be such a cool server
dub: I left efnet when the opers killed #nanog
rg: i dont even think any of the original efnet ircds are left
rg: prison.net , but its not even the same server/isp
Diablo-D3: they arent
Diablo-D3: even prison.net is a new one
Diablo-D3: lol
rg: prison.net was always sketchy
Diablo-D3: rg: but yes, I was an oper on blackened
rg: no offiicial sponsor, etc
Diablo-D3: and I was baus.
rg: just happened to exist
dub: NSA FRONT
Diablo-D3: rg: I mean hell, I remember when efnet's name had meaning
rg: qeast.net was a front
rg: we got it shutoff
smickles: somehow.. i feel like ... we're just missing dandan
rg: it was being hosted by an admin at a .qc.ca univ
rg: wthout the permission of management
rg: so we contacted them
rg: after an abusive oper from there messed with us
rg: within a week it was gone
rg: btw i won that 5BTC casascious corn
rg: coin*
rg: on bitdraw
rg: hehe
Diablo-D3: corn
Diablo-D3: OM NOM NOM
rg: somehow i didn't win the 10 btc one
rg: even tho i fucking stacked the deck
dub: ohlol
dub: forgot i was mining scamcorns
mircea_popescu: whats scamcorns ?
dub: "balance" : 15085.09000000,
smickles: wat are those even worth?
rg: tell me you're not mining ppcoin
dub: ppcoin
rg: please
rg: oh god
rg: someone ban dub
dub: wai
rg: to save you from yourself
smickles: sorry rg, i tried
smickles: it didn't work
dub: I don't always mine scamcorns, but I always mine scamcorns
rg: what's it mean again
rg: penis piss coin
dub: penis pump coin
rg: that coin is going to go about as far as rapeCoin would
mircea_popescu: i think this chan is unbannable.
dub: im sure I could get banned
mircea_popescu: o no fucking way. srsly ?! penis pump coin ?!
smickles: proof of stake is the bad kind of elitist
dub: gaycat ~/trollascii/*
dub: ban in a can
dub: smickles: try gay.pl
smickles: oh wait, i can do that here
dub: irsii troll script
smickles: ;;google gaycat ~/trollascii/*
gribble: No matches found.
smickles: D:
dub: ;;google gay.pl
gribble: Gay.pl - Encyclopedia Dramatica: <https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gay.pl>; GAY.PL | Polski GEJ Portal | English: <http://gay.pl/zaloguj.php?operacja=regok&operacja=setlang&lang=en>; xchat.org • View topic - gay.pl: <http://forum.xchat.org/viewtopic.php?t=4814>
assbot: [GLBSE] [RSM] 3 @ 0.26 = 0.78 BTC [+]
dub: and trollascii is on github
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 7 @ 0.099 = 0.693 BTC [+]
smickles: o lol, github is tits
Diablo-D3: rg: man, did nenolod ever tell you what I did with a combination of perl and tor?
smickles: !ticker mpoe.etf
assbot: [GLBSE:MPOE.ETF] [Bid: 1.36] [Ask: 1.4] [Spread: 0.04] [Last: 1.4] [24hVol: 2.8] [7dAvg: 1.40159981]
smickles: technically, mpoe.etf is worth more that that ask
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1day: 0.0003536 / 0.00039099 / 0.00041245 (8031855 shares, 3,140.44 BTC), 30day: 0.0001 / 0.00036289 / 0.00041245 (53290518 shares, 19,339.11 BTC)
mircea_popescu: .py 0.00039099 * 4000000 / 1000
markac: 1.56396
mircea_popescu: 1.56
smickles: it's a huge ask wall tho
smickles: >10% of the shares
mircea_popescu: well maybe they bought in at .1 or w/e
smickles: i know kakobrekla bought the first share, i wonder if he(?) still has it
mircea_popescu: he has a gooolden tickeeet
smickles: :D
mircea_popescu: tbh i must confess, i always picture kakobrekla as a girl.
dub: no girls on internet
mircea_popescu: isn't rg a girl ?
smickles: yeah, look at the pic
smickles: def. a girl
smickles: i'd do 'em
smickles: really now, unless usagi was trollin us
smickles: there's at least one who frequents here
dub: usagi is zhao tong
smickles: damn, toobad i con't remember that youtube chan she said was hers
rg: im watching the dictator
rg: for the first time
mircea_popescu: wait, usagi is a girl ?
rg: and yes
rg: i am a girl
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: no
Diablo-D3: and neither is rg
dub: hawt girl
Diablo-D3: nenolod has met rg
mircea_popescu: basically irc is like prison
mircea_popescu: the noobs play the girl
dub: lol
usagi: I'm a famous Japanese singer. Which is why I must be anonymous.
mircea_popescu: do you sing with your wet part ?
smickles: give that youtube chan again
smickles: even if it isn't you, that's an entertaining chan
Diablo-D3: usagi: and adrogenous
smickles: i can't believe all the downvotes
mircea_popescu: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT : If you build a BTC based business you haven't really built it. It was really Satoobama.
usagi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rF6lgnfCfI
dub: smickles: that fucking weabo one you posted
dub: ?
Diablo-D3: SATANBAMA
dub: magicalusagi or someshit
smickles: weabo?
Diablo-D3: Satbango?
dub: ;;ud weabo
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weabo | A person who says the word, "kawaii" consistently, because of their kawaii obsession.
usagi: peko peko peko~
mircea_popescu: what's a kawaii even
dub: erp
assbot: [GLBSE] [ARS] 50 @ 0.01 = 0.5 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: its an english word.
mircea_popescu: im so old ;/
dub: its a wannabe chink anyway
Diablo-D3: duh.
smickles: dub: yeah, i think so
mircea_popescu: peko peko peko lmao.
Diablo-D3: you know
mircea_popescu: this reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yunSRfnsVck
smickles: dammit usagi, do you just not remember what you trolled me with?
Diablo-D3: we should be glad its south korea and not japan that likes starcraft
smickles: i should've bookmarked it
dub: isnt usage an anime character?
dub: usagi even
Diablo-D3: dont think so
Diablo-D3: not from any anime Ive seen
mircea_popescu: mk so mpoe is over 10k in capital requirements this month
mircea_popescu: it was in the 1k range back in april
dub: yeah its a cartoon rabbit
mircea_popescu: if it needs 100k in another 4 months i might be in trouble.
smickles: i heard that that trolololo guy recently died, and there was an internet memorial that day
dub: that other nick it uses tsukino is antoher cartoon thing
Diablo-D3: usagi...
usagi: No
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 4 @ 0.13899999 = 0.556 BTC [+]
usagi: It's really my name lol
Diablo-D3: dub: no, usagi is the japanese name for rabbit
usagi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rF6lgnfCfI <--- not a cartoon
smickles: mircea_popescu: you don't get enough from the bonds? (i don't pay attention)
dub: tsukino usagi
mircea_popescu: smickles for now i do. im not sure it scales.
usagi: http://www.tripadvisor.ca/Hotel_Review-g298123-d1117727-Reviews-Tsukino_Usagi-Ito_Shizuoka_Prefecture_Chubu.html <--- not a cartoon or a singer.
usagi: It's just a name.
smickles: usagi: how do i know that's not a vocaloid?
Diablo-D3: dub: sorry, dont know that one
usagi: That's it. It's just my name.
mircea_popescu: usagi but what does it mean ?
dub: Diablo-D3: the fact that you _know_ any anime makes you a huge faggot
mircea_popescu: inb4 "we're americans baby. our names don;t mean shit"
Diablo-D3: dub: not really, I watch the ultraviolent shit
usagi: Does mircea popescu mean micecream popescicle?
smickles: mircea_popescu: it should scale, but i bet there's an amount of lag
mircea_popescu: usagi it can.
usagi: It's a Japanese name lol
mircea_popescu: that was so cute btw :D
Diablo-D3: you know
usagi: pero pero pero yo
Diablo-D3: I wonder if they ever translated usagi yojimbo to english
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 usagi yo! jimbo wales ?
Diablo-D3: no
Diablo-D3: what?
mircea_popescu: i dunno.
Diablo-D3: huh, apparently that comic IS english
usagi: jimbo wales or jumbo wales
usagi: blue wales
usagi: scotland and wales
smickles: aw, toobad i can't remember that excellent dada line from about the same time mircea_popescu originally gave me that zappa link
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: Im largely ignoring you
dub: oh and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsVlYjHuJOE
dub: is usagi's channel
usagi: http://www.afka.net/Articles/1979-04_Oui.htm
dub: according to my logs
smickles: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
smickles: that's it :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19798 @ 0.00036808 = 7.2872 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30022 @ 0.00038917 = 11.6837 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6180 @ 0.00038935 = 2.4062 BTC [+]
smickles: damn dub you have excellent log skills
mircea_popescu: what's with the makeup
smickles: mircea_popescu: you have to watch the progression of videos until the end
usagi: ワウ!! dubsan remembers my channel
dub: grep > memory
mircea_popescu: she'd be better if she had a beard.
usagi: I am so honored dubsan!
Diablo-D3: >dubsan
dub: egrep actually
assbot: [GLBSE] [ARS] 50 @ 0.01 = 0.5 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: you know why I want to read usagi yojimbo?
smickles: dub egrep that dada line, it was something like 'the thing from that place'
Diablo-D3: for exactly one panel, which probably isnt even real
smickles: or something like that
Diablo-D3: usagi standing on top of a pile of bodies saying
Diablo-D3: TRICKS ARE FOR RABBITS, BITCHES
smickles: dub, you find that line, (or fake one good enough to fool me) and I'll give you a coin
smickles: (1 btc for clairity)
mircea_popescu: anyone seen draco49 lately ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12320 @ 0.00038935 = 4.7968 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18977 @ 0.00039353 = 7.468 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24703 @ 0.00040482 = 10.0003 BTC [+]
usagi: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9tlPeLX1Y
dub: smickles: no dice
smickles: damn
mircea_popescu: dub satoshi dice!
dub: logs don't go back that far
dub: move vps in may/june
dub: 29-06-12-11:50<usagi> You could say that driving a tractor trailer to work instead of a car is like riding an elephant on a foxhunt inst
dub: ead of a horse. But saying that telnet is like a butterknife in place of a screwdriver is unjustified -- what is the relevance?
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 6 @ 0.1319 = 0.7914 BTC [-]
dub: funny
smickles: just incase you were looking for usagi to say that line which i'm talking about, it wasn't usagi
dub: I wasnt
dub: it was this channel though?
smickles: oh sht, was it?
smickles: maybe it was -otc-eu
dub: oh well, nanotube will probably give you logs on request if gribble is in there
usagi: Guys stop trying to sql inject my website it won't work
dub: then, egrep '(thing.*from.*place)' filename
usagi: Your using up valuable beta accounts
mircea_popescu: ahaha noway
usagi: Some idiot is doing accts like \;DROP TABLE members
dub: so if we have real girl in here I better clean up my game
smickles: dub, thx for the tip
dub: usagi: girl you must be from stdout because I'd like to pipe you
smickles: usagi: shouldn't you welcome stuff like that?
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 4 @ 0.7201 = 2.8804 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 15 @ 0.71 = 10.65 BTC [-]
smickles: besides, it's not like \;DROP TABLE members is a bad username
usagi: There are bitcoins in the system now,
smickles: what's the other good one? \b\b\b\b\b ~something
smickles: ?
smickles: < dub> usagi: girl you must be from<snip> <<< dub, do you ever sit there and wonder why there seem to be no women on the internet?
smickles: granted, that was a very entertainging line
mircea_popescu: there's no women ON the internet cause the internet likes being on top.
smickles: lol
dub: girl, you must be the aeon flux movie because I never want to see you again
mircea_popescu: dude that movie sucked
mircea_popescu: i used to be a fan of that ho. but srsly...
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 100 @ 0.13899999 = 13.9 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: them: So I could be a broker if I pay the 20BTC?
mircea_popescu: me: sure. prolly pretty good business actually, can never have too many of those.
mircea_popescu: them: I'll go see if I can see what rate brokers charge. Very interesting business model.
mircea_popescu: from this i gather i suck.
Rothgar: no you don't
Rothgar: just want to see what options I have
mircea_popescu: o hey!
smickles: dude, i'm fine with being a broker
mircea_popescu: i was just being sarcastic
smickles: and Rothgar, you wanna see what options you have, i'm working on that
Rothgar: what fee do you charge smickles
smickles: right now, since it's 'pen and paper' 1% or .5btc, whichever is less
smickles: but i'll lower it when i get the web ui going
mircea_popescu: weren't you doing 3% ?
mircea_popescu: or was that brendio
smickles: shit, sorry
smickles: yeah, i mistyped
smickles: it's 3
mircea_popescu: o i c. i just ruined it :D
smickles: i heard brend was doin 10
Rothgar: yea mircea_popescu I'm doing business here
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 22 @ 0.921 = 20.262 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lol sorry
mircea_popescu: smickles well considering he has to deal with the forum types i'd say 10% is less than 3% :D
mircea_popescu: i'd charge like 70
Rothgar: smickles: so how do I know I own the shares? Do I need to trust you
smickles: ooooh, ther're not all that bad mircea_popescu
Rothgar: ?
smickles: Rothgar: essentially, yes, you do need to trust me
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.805 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 100 @ 0.8 = 80 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 65 @ 0.79 = 51.35 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 100 @ 0.78 = 78 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 14 @ 0.77 = 10.78 BTC [-]
smickles: i can point to my -otc WOT rating
Rothgar: and I would have to find you to sell?
smickles: yes, for now, but i'll give you my personal email addy
smickles: and i'm a 'stay at home dad'
mircea_popescu: he actually rises some interesting points
smickles: so it should work out 'ok'
smickles: once i get the web ui going, you won't need to 'find me'
Rothgar: Sure point me to your otc rating please
mircea_popescu: what the heck will i do if x months down the road a broker is awol and well... these people own shares through them
smickles: ;;getrating smickles
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask smickles!~smickles@184.154.30.40 . User smickles, rated since Wed Jan 4 18:28:52 2012. Cumulative rating 53, from 34 total ratings. Received ratings: 34 positive, 0 negative. Sent ratings: 38 positive, 1 negative. Details: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=smickles
smickles: ;;ident
gribble: You are identified as user smickles, with GPG key id EA62D7CEB2450C3F, key fingerprint 96ACCA7C3B09EC61B0A6D7F9EA62D7CEB2450C3F, and bitcoin address 12NjnZTVeTJ3g5C7BqfS2aQ2rLkmwiqVz6
mircea_popescu: getrating says if you're authed smickles
smickles: (sry for the duplication of data then)
copumpkin: isn't usagi a girl?
smickles: Rothgar: also, it's good practice to ask around
copumpkin: or is that just part of the persona
mircea_popescu: copumpkin no, she's just a cucurbitacean
smickles: my bitcointalk username is also smickles
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: no that's me
mircea_popescu: you're a girl ?
smickles: (for s&g) my gaia username is 'Thomas A. Anderson'
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 8 @ 0.96 = 7.68 BTC [+]
Rothgar: hmm
mircea_popescu: s&g ?
smickles: shits and giggles
smickles: or grins
mircea_popescu: o
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00036989 = 3.6249 BTC [-]
smickles: mircea_popescu: do you even know what gaia is?
Rothgar: ;;ident
gribble: You are identified as user Rothgar, with GPG key id 4FB28DD8EA18EA0A, key fingerprint 4BF10B4D89E0A466BA83328D4FB28DD8EA18EA0A, and bitcoin address None
Rothgar: ;;getrating Rothgar
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask Rothgar!d8aac070@gateway/web/freenode/ip.216.170.192.112 . User rothgar, rated since Fri Apr 8 13:59:53 2011. Cumulative rating 40, from 26 total ratings. Received ratings: 26 positive, 0 negative. Sent ratings: 28 positive, 0 negative. Details: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=rothgar
mircea_popescu: smickles not rly.
Rothgar: ;;gettrust smickles
gribble: Trust relationship from user Rothgar to user smickles: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://serajewelks.bitcoin-otc.com/trustgraph.php?source=Rothgar&dest=smickles
Rothgar: Hey smickles I guess I did business with you before
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 1 @ 0.6001 BTC [+]
smickles: lol, i was just noticing that
Rothgar: O.K. I think I want to buy s.dice
smickles: mircea_popescu: www.gaiaonline.com
smickles: Rothgar: would you like to take this to pm?
Rothgar: yes
rg: does anyone know where i can get a pic of the world trade center
rg: before and after
rg: not after then when ti was all rubble
rg: like after they cleaned it up
rg: the land
rg: i mean
mircea_popescu: google i'd guess
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIT.INC] 5 @ 0.11 = 0.55 BTC [+]
rg: WHAT IS THIS BIT INC
rg: THEY HAVE INFRINGED UPON MY TRADEMARK
mircea_popescu: lol ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [TEEK.B] 10 @ 0.9 = 9 BTC [-]
rg: omg
rg: i am going to sue the fuck out of them
rg: we are Bit, Inc
mircea_popescu: you own "inc" ?
rg: or Bit Services, Inc
rg: we have both
mircea_popescu: go sue them in forum court
mircea_popescu: for maximum lulz
rg: ok
rg: the dictator was pretty funny
rg: i went into it with extremely low hopes
rg: but it wasnt bad
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 8300 @ 0.00104061 = 8.6371 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 500 @ 0.00102072 = 0.5104 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51471 @ 0.00040262 = 20.7233 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1397 @ 0.00040482 = 0.5655 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43500 @ 0.00040653 = 17.6841 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3632 @ 0.00041125 = 1.4937 BTC [+]
Rothgar: ;;rate smickles 1 equity
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user smickles has changed from 1 to 1.
mircea_popescu: progress!
ll_: what going on baby
mircea_popescu: not much.
kakobrekla: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 10.19899, Best ask: 10.1998, Bid-ask spread: 0.00081, Last trade: 10.1998, 24 hour volume: 145696, 24 hour low: 8.62333, 24 hour high: 10.5
kakobrekla: heh
hctib: ;;ident
gribble: You are identified as user Rothgar, with GPG key id 4FB28DD8EA18EA0A, key fingerprint 4BF10B4D89E0A466BA83328D4FB28DD8EA18EA0A, and bitcoin address None
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 3 @ 0.985 = 2.955 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 6 @ 0.988 = 5.928 BTC [+]
rg: man
rg: this btc-e chat is worse than otc/assets combined
rg: this one guy cant decide if pirate is defaulting or manipulating the maret
rg: he switches every 10 minutes
rg: BTC MINING IS CANDIAN?
rg: WHAT THE FUCK
rg: btc-mining: rumor is you forgot to pay divs
rg: just a heads up
Diablo-D3: BTC-Mining: PAY YOUR FUCKIGN DIVIDENDS NOOB
BTC-Mining: Can't pay until Amazingrando pays and he's always travelling. He hadn't paid yet this morning
rg: yeah so stfu patrick
Diablo-D3: BTC-Mining: GODDAMNIT
BTC-Mining: What's the hurry about those divs?
BTC-Mining: Last time he was this late he paid a few BTC extra
Diablo-D3: just want them =/
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 3 @ 0.3797 = 1.1391 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 9 @ 0.3798 = 3.4182 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 20 @ 0.3798 = 7.596 BTC [+]
BTC-Mining: He usually give a small compensation when he's late, seems fine to me. I think he paid an extra twice so far around 5%
nefario1: Diablo-D3: be more civil, people think you're an asshat cause you go insulting people needlessly
BTC-Mining: See, Nafario's Clone #1 approves. Where's Clone #2 by the way?
BTC-Mining: Nefario's*
nefario1: clones take time to grow
nefario1: you know how much it costs
nefario1: sitching to bigger tubes when they grow?
BTC-Mining: Ah, I see. So how much faster is it to work on GLBSE with the two of you?
Diablo-D3: BTC-Mining: it doesnt matter anyhow, Im just buying more of you with it
hctib: mircea_popescu, So smickles took care of me. I won't be buying an account
hctib: But thank you for answering all of my questions.
BTC-Mining: Spreading risk between ASICMINER and BFL?
mircea_popescu: hctib thats fine!
mircea_popescu: (i don't even remember answering q's ?)
mircea_popescu: o o rothgar. kk
hctib: you still get a fee when I sell, so everyone wins.
hctib: Yes
Diablo-D3: BTC-Mining: no, but that sounds like a great idea
hctib: ;;ident
gribble: You are identified as user Rothgar, with GPG key id 4FB28DD8EA18EA0A, key fingerprint 4BF10B4D89E0A466BA83328D4FB28DD8EA18EA0A, and bitcoin address None
hctib: bye now
mircea_popescu: hey, im all for it either way. somebody should only make an account if it actually makese snese for them
mircea_popescu: laters.
hctib: :)
rg: extra divs for being late
rg: that's not a bad idea
mircea_popescu: its better to not be late imo.
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 10.12999, Best ask: 10.13, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 10.13, 24 hour volume: 142727, 24 hour low: 8.62333, 24 hour high: 10.5
mircea_popescu: aha@
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 2 @ 0.97 = 1.94 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50000 @ 0.00039643 = 19.8215 BTC [-]
smickles: 10.12 eh?
rg: shweet
rg: time to put some mad expensive shares of bvps up
smickles: well, i feel like i don't loose until <1
rg: i like our current price
rg: its funny
rg: theres bots on mpex
rg: they buy random shit
rg: the second they do
rg: they relist it
rg: +.001
smickles: that little?
rg: well our stock price is 0037
smickles: so rg, did you lose all respect for my coding skillz after you friend had a look at my code?
mircea_popescu: there's people playing around for sure.
rg: smickles: no but
rg: theres a LOT of work to do
rg: like a real lot
rg: its a great base tho
rg: his words, not mine
smickles: that's nice to hear
mircea_popescu: rg is cornering his own market hehehe
smickles: i feel like i've improved greatly since then too
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 500 @ 0.00363919 = 1.8196 BTC [-]
rg: SHIT
smickles: much more readability, better structure, and beter comments
rg: someone did that to piss me off
rg: didn't they
mircea_popescu: hahaha
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 1 @ 0.00363919 BTC [-]
smickles: lol
mircea_popescu: lmao. i guess it's 1 for yes 0 for no
mircea_popescu: ;;bids 8
gribble: There are currently 46043.808 bitcoins demanded at or over 8.0 USD, worth 394879.595799 USD in total.
mircea_popescu: ;;bids 9.5
gribble: There are currently 3315.8592 bitcoins demanded at or over 9.5 USD, worth 32074.3527359 USD in total.
mircea_popescu: not much padding
mircea_popescu: the problem with btc is that everyone is hoarding it
mircea_popescu: and as a result price can fluctuate wildly.
assbot: [GLBSE] [MMM] 8 @ 0.7 = 5.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [MMM] 1 @ 0.8 BTC [+]
BTC-Mining: mircea, why use gribble's bids/asks feature?
BTC-Mining: http://www.bitcoincharts.com/markets/mtgoxUSD.html
rg: after girls hit menopause
BTC-Mining: Bookmark this
rg: does their vagina not get wet anymore?
rg: use btccharts.com
rg: its hosted by bitvps
BTC-Mining: It's better to see the market depth
rg: or bitcoin.clarkmoody.com
rg: its hosted by bitvps
rg: or
mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining i actually have it
BTC-Mining: I use clarkmoody to watch market live
BTC-Mining: and trade
BTC-Mining: It's awesome
mircea_popescu: i was just messing around with g.
rg: clarkmoody should be a ton faster
rg: i gave clark a db cluster
BTC-Mining: even when there's lag, seems faster than anything else to see depth and live trades
BTC-Mining: aye
rg: shit
rg: i need to update the server mgmt on bitvps
rg: im using RC1
rg: RC1u5 is out
mircea_popescu: btccharts.com is flash based
rg: yeah
rg: it doesnt even work with my flash
mircea_popescu: i dont have flash
smickles: mircea_popescu: do you use links2 (or similar) or do you just disable all that junk in a popular browser?
mircea_popescu: i do both. i have lynx and also opera
mircea_popescu: and yea, sometimes i wget
mircea_popescu: it's sorta like going ;;bids
smickles: /exec wget google.com
mircea_popescu: not for google com
smickles: /cat index.html
rg: mircea
rg: any ideas about my menopause questionm?
mircea_popescu: yes rape
mircea_popescu: women get wet at any age, menopause has nothing to do
mircea_popescu: menopause just stops them bleeding.
rg: okay
rg: cool thanks
smickles: deer god!, that was about 5 pages of code for google.com
rg: smickles that's their trick now
rg: they make it LOOK simple
rg: but in reality
rg: theres 8 pages of js behind it
mircea_popescu: yeah google is an utter mess.
smickles: wow, i feel like i'm writing the cleanist code evar after looking at that mess
dub: sniffing all your keystrokes takes work
rg: no
rg: if you wanna see mess
rg: login to facebook
rg: facebook makes google look like helloword.c
rg: world*
dub: hello WORD
smickles: pq if qkqc false pc ?
rg: all this nicotine juice i bought
rg: is shit
rg: now i need to make another order
dub: fuck dude
smickles: 18K?
dub: smoking is so last century
dub: you are not even old enough to smoke
dub: get a real addiction
smickles: that was 18 pages on my screen
smickles: !!
mircea_popescu: but at least it has css!
dub: smickles: try growsing the net via dialup or gprs or something, doesnt work at all these days
dub: browsign too
dub: FUCK IT
smickles: i swear there's a line in it that is "true";true:true,true;"true"
smickles: wtf does that even mean?
mircea_popescu: ahaha
rg: yeah
rg: dialup is useless
dub: I was in some backwater on gprs recently
rg: the slowest net i've used in the past few years is EDGE
smickles: i'm going to use links for a month now
dub: twitter is the only thing that works
mircea_popescu: dudes i dunno. i still make sites that work.
dub: and then all you can do is favorite shit to read later
mircea_popescu: the rest of the world is nutso.
rg: ill take EDGE over dialup any day
rg: obviously
smickles: i bet i'll come acoss 80% of the major websites have
rg: i used to use edge as my main uplink
rg: i had a linux box connected to edge via usb
rg: and a wifi
rg: and a loadbalancer on th elinux box to spread the packet sout
smickles: "the new world order has already conqoured"
rg: it was decent
rg: EDGE for stability, wifi for speed
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 2 @ 0.1029 = 0.2058 BTC [+]
rg: but it was useless for long running conecctions
mircea_popescu: smickles : look at trilema for instance. practically no js.
rg: bitvps has more js
rg: than all of you
rg: m,uahaha
mircea_popescu: i bet.
mircea_popescu: i dont think i use five lines.
smickles: what i'm coding is pure html5 with some css
smickles: (don't i feel trendy)
mircea_popescu: html5 is pretty good actually.
dub: (do this after the interface is up)
smickles: the css is in another file anyway
dub: um, lol
smickles: dub i don't see anything i want to do that cant be done with css3 and html5
smickles: (weird acronymbers)
dub: sorry that was a mispaste
smickles: lol
dub: I was making a note for myself
assbot: [GLBSE] [FUTUREFUND] 350 @ 0.0001194 = 0.0418 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1640 @ 0.00039643 = 0.6501 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.0004 = 4 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: this is crazy deposits keep flowing in
mircea_popescu: for the past half hour i been trying to get off and water my plants
dub: you water your plants with that?
smickles: .py 2000000*.0032
markac: 6400.0
smickles: mircea_popescu: over 64 hundred btc yet?
dub: I would think they'd prefer WATER
dub: but who knows
BTC-Mining: Really mircea?
BTC-Mining: Seems nice
mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining yes. smickles surely.
dub: also, get better porn if its taking half an hour
mircea_popescu: dub omg dun hate.
mircea_popescu: it always took me +- half an hour
mircea_popescu: in highschool too
dub: just don't make teh plants wait man
dub: don't get me wrong, slojackign ftw
smickles: oh fuck man, the best porn i've come across has ~30 buildup, and it's a challenge for me to make it that long
mircea_popescu: and i can say in my defense
mircea_popescu: that it takes me about half an hour no matter how many galz are working it
dub: im so old I used to get porn off napster
smickles: you sure you don't have a tumor or something mp?
dub: you don't have a choice about waiting
mircea_popescu: smickles lol well... slotumor ?
smickles: i'm just jelly
mircea_popescu: but if you get vlc you can play it double speed
smickles: (in more ways than one apparently)
mircea_popescu: we ocasionally do this, great laughter.
smickles: is it like squrrels going at it?
dub: playing the benny hill soundtrack
smickles: lol, do that to hentai
smickles: 2x speed, ... so high pitch
smickles: you'll crack an eardrum or something
assbot: [GLBSE] [MERGEDMINING] 1 @ 0.095 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 4 @ 0.1029 = 0.4116 BTC [+]
rg: i want to finish the nwe bitvps site
smickles: ;;ident
gribble: You are identified as user smickles, with GPG key id EA62D7CEB2450C3F, key fingerprint 96ACCA7C3B09EC61B0A6D7F9EA62D7CEB2450C3F, and bitcoin address 12NjnZTVeTJ3g5C7BqfS2aQ2rLkmwiqVz6
rg: IM GONNA FINISH IT
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1687 @ 0.00041125 = 0.6938 BTC [+]
rg: honest opinion time
rg: do you think the new bitvps site im working on is better than the first?
mircea_popescu: ahh much better
mircea_popescu: smickles anyway, im curious how much the glbse passthrough brings
rg: i have a copywrite question
rg: so im working on our 'specialty serrvers' section
dub: don't download that car
rg: which is basically a VM image preconfigured with some shit
rg: so
dub: or the FBI in new zealand will fuck you up
rg: im putting a description of the product under it
rg: is it against the law to google the product
rg: then use what they have listed for thier site
dub: just change little bits
rg: MediaWiki is a free web-based wiki software application. Developed by the Wikimedia Foundation and others, it is used to run all of the Foundation's projects.
rg: ok
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 20 @ 0.0989998 = 1.98 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i didnt get that question rg
mircea_popescu: you making what exactly, a clone of their product ?
rg: no
rg: we sell preconfigured VM images
rg: with the software installed
rg: look:
rg: http://wallet.bitvps.com/?page_id=5374
mircea_popescu: o, im pretty sure it's fine
rg: when i finish putting the descriptions
rg: i will make it so the descriptions show when you click the name
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4900 @ 0.00041125 = 2.0151 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: pretty good ideea too i'd say
rg: yeah well im sick of people ordering VPS
rg: then complaining at me when thye cant install shit
rg: it will be a time saver to just do it myself
mircea_popescu: yea
rg: like this guy the other day
mircea_popescu: keep some images ready
rg: he asks me to install this list of packages
rg: then emails me saying Apache isnt setup to handle PHP files
rg: im like dude
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22497 @ 0.00041125 = 9.2519 BTC [+]
rg: you didn't ask me to do that
rg: you said install PHP and Apache
rg: you didn't say anything baout configring anything
rg: he literally said 'just install these:'
rg: so i did
mircea_popescu: lol
rg: i cant wait til i get my coin
rg: that i won
rg: it will be so kewl
mircea_popescu: one of those casascius things ?
rg: yep
rg: it just has novelty value
dub: why is your answer not simply 'no'
dub: 'sorry $customer, you purchased a VPS which infers that you require the ability to manage a server on your own'
rg: um cause i love our customers
rg: and i value their business?
rg: i know its hard to understand that when you've not done anything worthwhile
dub: you can say it nicely
dub: lol
mircea_popescu: lol
dub: managing every application on every customers vps does not scale
mircea_popescu: would be pretty awesome to send it just like that
mircea_popescu: sorry $customer
rg: i dont manage them
dub: offer them a web hosting account and they will thank you in the long run
rg: the guy emailed me and asked if i could install them
rg: i said yes
rg: it took less than an hour to do it all
rg: including making it work
dub: and now you've set an expectation taht you will do so in future
rg: i will setup applications if people ask
rg: so that's fine
dub: if you suddenly had 10000 customers, and a small percentage start doing the same thing..
mircea_popescu: y u no be asshole rg!
dub: you are fucked
rg: i am an asshole
rg: but if i agree to do something
mircea_popescu: a ok then
rg: i will do it
assbot: [GLBSE] [UDN] 1 @ 0.099999 BTC [+]
dub: and your customers will be like 'BUT U DID DAT 4 US LAST TIME'
rg: and that's when i tell thm to buy management
rg: which we sell
dub: then you will need to hire more monkeys to help your customers
rg: the first ones always free
rg: dont you know anything about business
rg: jeez
dub: and your prices will rize
dub: dude, I've been around a lot onlger than you
rg: i can safely say prices are about as high as they will go
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 10 @ 0.95 = 9.5 BTC [-]
dub: worked for much bigger business than you
rg: now that the low end VPS are gone
rg: sign ups have been a lot slower
rg: but we've retained the customers a lot longer
rg: which is what i wanted
rg: dub so since you worked for a big company
rg: you know how to run VPS company
rg: makes perfect sense
rg: you dont get it man
rg: i HATE the current hosting industry
rg: that's why i dont run my service like them
assbot: [GLBSE] [007] 1 @ 0.199 BTC [-]
dub: I know that you need to have agreed service levels that are scaleable
rg: that's why my service was born
rg: in the first place
rg: dub
rg: dude
rg: are you retarded
rg: listen to me
assbot: [GLBSE] [007] 2 @ 0.2 = 0.4 BTC [+]
rg: this guy emailed me, asked if i would, i said yes cause it was easy
rg: end of story
dub: beyond a point you will not be physically capable of managing a million little bespoke solutions
rg: i dont do it for every single customer
rg: and i dont manage their applications
rg: installing != managing
rg: idiot
rg: so take a fucking chill pill
assbot: [GLBSE] [007] 2 @ 0.219 = 0.438 BTC [+]
rg: and go tell someone else how awesome you are cause you worked at a big company
dub: time will tell, this guy might have a lot of friends and say 'hey guys I know this cheap vps where they will hold your hand and wipe your bum'
mircea_popescu: bespoke. i like that word.
rg: cheap vps?
rg: have you seen our prices?
assbot: [GLBSE] [007] 2 @ 0.2273 = 0.4546 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [007] 3 @ 0.2274 = 0.6822 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [007] 4 @ 0.2275 = 0.91 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: awww i was hoping for a bespoke spiked helmet
rg: we are the most expensive vps provider that accepts bitcoin
assbot: [GLBSE] [007] 1 @ 0.23 BTC [+]
rg: but we're also the best
rg: if people want a shit vps, there are plenty of companies providing
mircea_popescu: at this rate i woder how long till someone sells "bvps sucks" in decimal shares lol
assbot: [GLBSE] [UDN] 11 @ 0.099999 = 1.1 BTC [+]
dub: ok, so you install an application for this guy, then some remote root bug appears in it
assbot: [GLBSE] [UDN] 9 @ 0.1089 = 0.9801 BTC [+]
dub: its not your fault but 'YOU INSTALLED IT IM CALLING THE POLICE'
rg: dub: wow for such a big company worker, im surprised youve not heard of auto updates
rg: not to mention i scan customers every 2 weeks
rg: and fix as needed
dub: come on dude
dub: auto updates?
rg: uh yea?
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 3 @ 0.7101337 = 2.1304 BTC [-]
dub: that is not goign to stop someoen gettgin rooted eventually
dub: as you well know
rg: so then what's your argument
dub: but im just giving another example
rg: if auto updates isnt going to protect them
rg: then me managing the server isnt going to either
rg: so wtf are you arguing?
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 2 @ 0.6603009 = 1.3206 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 5 @ 0.64 = 3.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [MMM] 2 @ 0.8 = 1.6 BTC [+]
dub: try reading
dub: what I type
dub: I know the spelling sucks but its legible
rg: besides, that's not my responsibility
rg: as the ToS says
rg: all users are responsible for hteir own system security and anything the hackers do
rg: when/if its compromised
assbot: [GLBSE] [JAH] 2 @ 0.1449 = 0.2898 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JAH] 2 @ 0.1597 = 0.3194 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JAH] 6 @ 0.19401 = 1.1641 BTC [+]
dub: 'yes but your honour, mr bitvps INSTALLED the vulnerable application himself and I lost millions in ppcoins because of it, and here is a metric boatload of caselaw that shows ToS doesnt mean shit'
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 1 @ 0.7201 BTC [-]
rg: i idnt install a vulnerable application
rg: i installed the newest version available at the time of install
rg: end of story
assbot: [GLBSE] [YARR] 2 @ 0.97 = 1.94 BTC [-]
rg: if you didn't want to get owned, you shoulda bought managed support
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 10 @ 0.13899999 = 1.39 BTC [+]
dub: well I wouldnt like to test that in court, thats all im saying
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P200N] 6672 @ 1.15606936 = 7713.2948 BTC [-]
rg: dude, if you dont buy management
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 5 @ 0.13899999 = 0.695 BTC [+]
rg: you dont get manageent
rg: its that simple
assbot: [GLBSE] [JAH] 1 @ 0.19401 BTC [+]
dub: 'so mr ghost, why did you install the eventually vulnerable application then fail to maintain it'
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P200N] 10628 @ 1.15606936 = 12286.7052 BTC [-]
rg: dude google translate is *awesome* at german
dub: 'it was just a one off for the customer'
mircea_popescu: ugh
mircea_popescu: omfg my pex is borkt ?!
rg: see ya later 12k btc
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 2 @ 0.988 = 1.976 BTC [+]
dub: 'i offer this as a product to paying custoemrs but this guy needed help'
rg: check out this translation google translate gave me
rg: Care2x is a web-based hospital information system. It serves to integrate various information systems (within the hospital) in a single information system. Care2x is an open source project based on the GPL, ie The software and its source code are freely available for everyone.
rg: that's an awesome translation
mircea_popescu: my pex is not borkt.
Diablo-D3: rg: yes and
mircea_popescu: dude now i know i'm taking off. people are using it to register otc option deals wtf.
Diablo-D3: its not legal in the US
Diablo-D3: no hospital can ever use it
dub: 'so you offered a service, but didnt charge for it, well thats teh same as if you did, GUILTY'
Diablo-D3: it doesnt have that special certification that costs a million dollars to get and the certification company is owned by the companies that make hospital software
Diablo-D3: and they will deny you for certification and keep your million dollars
mircea_popescu: d;uh.
mircea_popescu: most of the us is like that by now huh
rg: who fucking cares
Diablo-D3: FOSS hospital software works great in africa though
rg: you know many hospitals using bitcoin?
Diablo-D3: saved thousands if not millions of lives
rg: looking to buy from providers who've been around less than a year?
Diablo-D3: they cant afford the commercial software, and the foss software works better anyhow
rg: besides, maybe someone wants it to mess around
rg: and see what its like
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 don't worry. just as soon as they can afford the commercial crap
mircea_popescu: they will buy it.
Diablo-D3: nope
smickles: < mircea_popescu> smickles anyway, im curious how much the glbse passthrough brings <<< i'll need a little more context here
Diablo-D3: because it wont be compatible with their cross-hospital network
mircea_popescu: smickles you were asking about 6.4k
rg: i was just saying google gave a good translation
rg: you guys are faggots
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 don't worry, that'll get fixed.
rg: i didn't say anthing about the application
rg: i simply said google translated german well
rg: and you guys have to hate immediately
rg: that's why you are faggots
dub: don't take your nicotine withdrawal symptoms out on us
rg: i have plenty of nicotine
rg: the juice is just trash
smickles: hold on now, 6.4k?
Diablo-D3: your mom
mircea_popescu: <smickles> .py 2000000*.0032
mircea_popescu: <markac> 6400.0
mircea_popescu: <smickles> mircea_popescu: over 64 hundred btc yet?
smickles: ioh
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 1 @ 0.13899999 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: smickles forgets what he was doing if he has sex.
mircea_popescu: he's had sex.
smickles: i asked that because i was trying to grep wether or not the 2mn shares would sell out
mircea_popescu: ergo... say wut ?
dub: rapeghost- he dosent always lose arguments but wehn he does, he changes teh subject
smickles: mn is million in your speak, right?
mircea_popescu: yes
rg: !ticker s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1day: 0.0003536 / 0.00039127 / 0.00041245 (8063415 shares, 3,154.99 BTC), 30day: 0.0001 / 0.0003631 / 0.00041245 (53603042 shares, 19,463.28 BTC)
smickles: well, right now there are ~760k shares of s.dice bid on
mircea_popescu: yeah
rg: when does dice go live
rg: few more days?
mircea_popescu: first batch on the 24th
smickles: with all those deposits you were talkingabout, i was in fear that all 2mn of the first round would be bid on
mircea_popescu: midnight gmt
smickles: actually, still am
mircea_popescu: smickles it might yes.
mircea_popescu: impossible to know what people plan. but anyway, there's other stuff too, so
smickles: 6.4k btc will cover all 2mn shares, right?
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: if the glbse fund draws 5k or so its a no brainer it sells out
rg: you should get the other gambling sites on
rg: bitjack
rg: bitzino
smickles: you have stats on the glbse fund?
mircea_popescu: rg mion guy doesn't want to list
mircea_popescu: i havent seen deadterra since yest so i dunno
smickles: this is getting dicey
mircea_popescu: lol ?
mircea_popescu: well there's a 2nd run anyway on the 25th so
smickles: heh, yes lol, and a reflection of nerves
smickles: i have obligations to fill, and i want the best for people who have put their trust in me
mircea_popescu: the more i contemplate it the more i like this listing structure i came up with
mircea_popescu: 3 batches adn all
mircea_popescu: smickles o hey, you're a proper broker now, given orders with best effort on them ?
smickles: don't you know it
mircea_popescu: how does it feel lol. some people spend years in training
smickles: it feels good to me
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 10 @ 0.1029 = 1.029 BTC [+]
smickles: i'me fairly sure i'm providing a needed service to people who want it, and i don't have to take advantage of anyone'
smickles: screw that sucker born every day mentality, i want us to all be equals
mircea_popescu: well, im pretty sure there's a future for brokerage in the new bitcoin world.
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 1 @ 0.132 BTC [+]
nefario1: smicles is a commie
mircea_popescu: lol
kakobrekla: ;;tslb
mircea_popescu: capitalism breeds pinkos everytwhere!
gribble: Time since last block: 36 minutes and 36 seconds
nefario1: communism convinces people of the virtues of capitalism
mircea_popescu: and viceversa.
smickles: yeah, even if there's no financial walls, (like i said in the post on the s.dice thread) brokers should add value by gathering together all the exchange listings in one place and offering (possibly limited) advice on portfolios
smickles: oh shit
smickles: i didn't mean to sound communist
nefario1: jk jk
nefario1: on the "can't we all just be equal" line
nefario1: some are more equal than others
nefario1: lol
smickles: i actually see the merits of communism, but don't see it as the best solution
nefario1: you want to practice communism, go to church
smickles: but ya, reading that again, lol
mircea_popescu: smickles the way it's designed right now you offer a valuable service to people who can't afford the 20 btc fee to make an acct or to the people who don't want to be bothered with gpg
smickles: oh fuck church
nefario1: no
nefario1: my church is nice
nefario1: as are the people there
nefario1: well
nefario1: most of them
nefario1: still some assholes
mircea_popescu: you go to church ?
smickles: (well, i meant for me)
nefario1: well not in China
nefario1: none here
smickles: no, i'm an atheist
nefario1: I'm like the only one in the whole city
nefario1: but when in the UK yes
mircea_popescu: only one white or only one from your church ?
nefario1: a few times a week if possible
nefario1: both
mircea_popescu: ya i had a friend who left for china, to teach there. left me his gf
nefario1: we don't sing and dance about it
smickles: mircea_popescu: i was talking about the (possible) future of bitcoin brokerages
mircea_popescu: he was the only white guy in the entire town
nefario1: happens a lot
nefario1: feel like a goldfish
mircea_popescu: smickles a yeah. indeed, as one gaisn experience the advice could be truely valuable.
kakobrekla: ok bitches, http://smpake.com/
smickles: woah kak?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla did you see usagi's ?
kakobrekla: thats different
smickles: is that just to/from mtgox?
kakobrekla: for now its just to mtgox
kakobrekla: gotta start somewhere
mircea_popescu: Amount Error: Requested: 123.00000000 BTC, Max: 1 BTC
smickles: that's a beta
kakobrekla: cant you read
nefario1: aparently not
nefario1: and apparently I can't spell either
smickles: a parent ly
mircea_popescu: no we must hate on kakobrekla
nefario1: so kakobrekla, this is your answer to zipconf?
kakobrekla: lol
smickles: c'mon, can't i give nefario1 a little flak too?
kakobrekla: i did this in 2 days
nefario1: sure
nefario1: I'm his clone
nefario1: he wont mind
smickles: ;)
mircea_popescu: nefario needs to get a chinese chick to come here as glbse-pr
rg: or bitvps-pr
rg: Ah you rike VPS service?
mircea_popescu: that'd prolly just be you in disguize rg.
rg: honorable owner james very respectable
rg: 1 jiggabits!
mircea_popescu: much honor with this package
rg: did you hear that?
mircea_popescu: 1 jiggly tits ?
rg: it was every asian lady just saying fuck MPEX + BitVPS
mircea_popescu: there's no azn ladies. don't you learn anythingfrom porn ?
rg: sometimes i wonder if bitvps would be as popular
rg: if it wasnt named bitvps
nefario1: wow the racism here is off the charts
nefario1: not even accurate steriotypes
rg: nefario1: that's why its not racism
rg: its a joke
mircea_popescu: rg is just butthurt cause he's a nigger.
rg: ii was gonna make a joke about taking a hammer to nefario's gf's feet
rg: but i couldnt put it togethre
rg: asians are broken in the brian
rg: brain
rg: they think small feet are sexy
rg: so htey break them
rg: and reset htem
mircea_popescu: small feet ARe sexy.
rg: asian girls also have blood capsules inserted in ther vj
rg: to preten their virgins
rg: now that's fuckd up
mircea_popescu: ya dude, and they eat babies.
rg: not to mention every asian porn video is a psuedo-rape video
rg: shit is disgusting
nefario1: yeah "asians"
rg: japs
rg: not chinks
nefario1: because thats even a country or ethnic group
rg: japs are the real broken ones
rg: chinese people are just poor
nefario1: japs are just weird
rg: japs are fucking in the head
rg: fucked*
rg: yeah
nefario1: no chinese are also weird
rg: ill agree with that
nefario1: in different ways
rg: nefario1: not as bad
mircea_popescu: who's not weird ?
nefario1: rg
rg: jap's are weird with sex
nefario1: not they're worse
rg: chinese are weird with customs
mircea_popescu: my biggest point of contention with the azn ppl is the stuff they eat.
nefario1: chinks are filthy
rg: but theyre poor
rg: that's why
nefario1: no
rg: you know what i worry about
rg: when theres no more sweatshops in asia
nefario1: they're filthy because they're thugs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33960 @ 0.00040868 = 13.8788 BTC [-]
rg: when theres no more sweatshops in asia, that means the countries will have upgraded
rg: from producers to buyers
mircea_popescu: time for sweatshops in kentucky.
rg: yeah fuck kentucky
rg: i wish the US let the south suceed from the union
rg: who the fuck needs em
rg: [01:54] «--- asa (~asa@27.50.93.122) has Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
rg: wow
rg: theyre using 27 now
rg: all these new ugly ip blocs
nefario1: ugly IP blocks?
rg: yeah
rg: new IPs are ugly
nefario1: explain
rg: theyre not normal
mircea_popescu: he has an old fetish.
rg: all european countries should be stuck in 193, 194, 195, 212, 213 and 217
rg: and 62
rg: the US gets 192, 198, 199, 204, 205 , 206, 207 208 209 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73
rg: etc
rg: now europe has seeped out
rg: oh that reminds me
rg: the new site needs a page for IPv6 only VPS
mircea_popescu: the us gets 192 ?!
mircea_popescu: how do russians loopback
rg: they dont get 192/8
rg: only 192.168
rg: is used
rg: interesting fact
rg: 192.167 is actually italy
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla charging 1-2 satoshi. i likes this
kakobrekla: heh
kakobrekla: this wont stay, you know.
mircea_popescu: comes out of beta, changes to 1 btc
kakobrekla: :)
rg: charging for what
rg: TAKE MY MONEY
kakobrekla: smpake.com
rg: wow
rg: so you took that one places idea
rg: and actually did something with it
rg: good
BTC-Mining: there, dividend just got paid
rg: zip something
rg: those guys never did shit
rg: kakobrekla: lot of money to be made with that idea
kakobrekla: im thinking of publishing a post on teh forumu
kakobrekla: but do some txes
kakobrekla: tell me if is clear
mircea_popescu: funny thing is, the zip thing imploded, kakobrekla implemented it over what was it, a day ?
kakobrekla: make it 2.
kakobrekla: :)
rg: yeah
rg: zipconf needed tons of money to get started
rg: kako sets a few hours aside a day
rg: and gets it done
mircea_popescu: i need to send some girls to kidnap him and tie him up in my basement
mircea_popescu: a keyboard in each hand
smickles: lol, kakobrekla did you really do what rg just laid out there?
mircea_popescu: yep he did.
kakobrekla: well i only got a few btc buffer at the moment, they had more :)
mircea_popescu: THIS IS WHY IRC RULES
kakobrekla: but my is working
mircea_popescu: Hello,
mircea_popescu:
mircea_popescu: I am an experienced website / logo designer /developer and
mircea_popescu: content / article writer. I can provide you with logos and website
mircea_popescu: design and development and articles for your website per your requirement.
smickles: ok, well, for kakobrekla sake, let's try to break it
mircea_popescu: her name's gina.
mircea_popescu: and she'd like to per my requirement.
kakobrekla: smickles please do
mircea_popescu: i bet gina could outcode kakobrekla
kakobrekla: ;>
smickles: can luke
smickles: ~must not be named
smickles: reliably perform a 1 conf double spend?
smickles: (with elegius)
mircea_popescu: nah
smickles: damn, well, can we get pirate with gpumak to do it?
mircea_popescu: nope.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.0003851 = 1.3093 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21600 @ 0.00037589 = 8.1192 BTC [-]
smickles: .00037? really?
mircea_popescu: The articles are original and plagiarism proof and the content is
mircea_popescu: thoroughly researched to ensure accurate information. They
mircea_popescu: are informative, copy scape proof &amp; most importantly in simple
mircea_popescu: English as this is the core requirement since 90% readers prefer simple
mircea_popescu: reading.
mircea_popescu: i don't prefer simple reading.
smickles: wtf is simple reading?
smickles: reading is hard
mircea_popescu: simple reading is when there's pictures
mircea_popescu: Regards,
mircea_popescu: Gina Smith
smickles: simple reading is when it is programatically piped into my cath
mircea_popescu: gina smith ? how exotic can you be.
smickles: waht are you copypasta'ing in here mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: original content.
mircea_popescu: actually lemme quote
mircea_popescu: The articles are at $10 per page of 500 words
mircea_popescu: and as mentioned earlier they are unique, original, copyscape proof and in
mircea_popescu: simple English.
smickles: copyscape proof
mircea_popescu: say it five times quickly
smickles: copy scapé
mircea_popescu: so im helping a guy set up his new mpex acct,
smickles: i really oughta go to bed now
smickles: nn
mircea_popescu: pympex asks for passphrase
mircea_popescu: he's like... ummm...
mircea_popescu: what's that.
mircea_popescu: nn smickls
smickles: oh no
mircea_popescu: ya srsly
rg: haha
kakobrekla: ok its out https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=102176.0
rg: theres that asshole eskimobob in here
rg: he says pympex is too hard to use
rg: im like dude
rg: you cant type BUY|S.BVPS|20000|00498295
rg: ?
rg: that's literally all there is to mpex
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 12 @ 0.7201 = 8.6412 BTC [-]
smickles: ok, i hear you
rg: haha
rg: if someone bought that
rg: they'd buy some overvalued shares
smickles: there is a massive need for a simple brokerage service
rg: our stock, based on earnings
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99 @ 0.00039886 = 0.0395 BTC [+]
rg: should be around .0041
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15111 @ 0.00040237 = 6.0802 BTC [+]
rg: 0041 - 0048
rg: im waiting for brendio not to be busy
rg: then we're gonna throw some cheapr bvps shares on glbse
rg: wow
rg: someone on GLBSE is very smart
rg: they put a very very low bid
smickles: but srsly, pympex is hard to use?
rg: and exploit the people who need to get out
mircea_popescu: smickles depends smickles.
rg: it worked
mircea_popescu: rg : isn't brendio marketmaking it ?
rg: i dont know what that means
mircea_popescu: he puts bid/asks in to maintain liquidity
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 2 @ 0.3798 = 0.7596 BTC [+]
smickles: mpoe.etf is market made, to an extent
rg: maybe
rg: i dunno
mircea_popescu: !ticker mpoe.etf
rg: but im gonna do what i did to s.bvps
assbot: [GLBSE:MPOE.ETF] [Bid: 1.36] [Ask: 1.4] [Spread: 0.04] [Last: 1.4] [24hVol: 2.8] [7dAvg: 1.40159981]
rg: to get it JUMP started
rg: it worked perfectly for bvps
rg: even if its bots
mircea_popescu: jesus this is so much better than going to the site.
rg: no one wants to trade a stock that doesnt move
smickles: lol, yeah, glbse is slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
rg: its written in python
rg: what do you expect
rg: tell him to recode it in C
nefario1: will be a lot faster by the end of today
smickles: is it really?
nefario1: GLBSE is in ruby
rg: oh god
rg: that's even worse
rg: haha
rg: nefario1: way to re-enforce a stereotype
rg: nj
nefario1: I've already commented on some of teh reasons why it's slow
nefario1: not especially becuase it's ruby
smickles: iknow, iknow
rg: at least its not in Java
smickles: it's still slow :/
mircea_popescu: Ruby 1.8.7-p370 released
mircea_popescu: As we posted earlier, we provide you a normal bugfix-only relrease of 1.8.7 now.
mircea_popescu: Ruby 1.8.7 was released on June 1st, 2008. This release is to celebrate its fourth birthday. Thank you all.
mircea_popescu: Continue Reading…
mircea_popescu: Posted by Urabe Shyouhei on 29 Jun 2012
mircea_popescu: this seems kinda sad.
rg: nothing runs in 1.8 anymore
bitfoo: kakobrekla: testing, waiting for confirm
mircea_popescu: this is the top post on their site thingee.
mircea_popescu: http://www.ruby-lang.org/en/
kakobrekla: thanks bitfoo
rg: nefario1: glbse uses 1.8 doesnt it
mircea_popescu: honestly i thought ruby is dead like ada. ☟︎
rg: naw
rg: ruby is a buzzword man
rg: RoR
kakobrekla: lemme know how it goes bitfoo
bitfoo: kakobrekla: of course
rg: if you say ruby on rails recruiters balls get all wet
nefario1: (2:20:54 PM) rg: nefario1: glbse uses 1.8 doesnt it
nefario1: 1.63
smickles: is bitfoo the first 'real world' test?
nefario1: sorry
rg: sweet jesus
nefario1: thats 1.6.3
bitfoo: well
nefario1: I kid I kid
bitfoo: if you call 0.1 BTC "real-world"
kakobrekla: nefario1, if you can pimp up your api i will add you as well
nefario1: we don't use 1.8
rg: i was going to offer to do it on bitvps
rg: but our system marks paid on 1 confirm
rg: so it doesnt really matter
nefario1: yeah it doesn't matter for bitvps
nefario1: as it's a service that can be switched off
mircea_popescu: "The syntax of Ruby is broadly similar to Perl and Python."
rg: call me crazy
rg: but id rather just use bash
nefario1: mircea_popescu: is this the first time you've heard of the language?
rg: or C
rg: depending on the job
mircea_popescu: things like these make you think the person who wrote it thinks all programming languages are the same
mircea_popescu: nefario1 no, i heard of it before, but as i said, i had it filed under "fancy thing that went nowjhere"
nefario1: that statement is broadly speaking, correct
nefario1: twitter was built using ruby
mircea_popescu: well yes, broadly speaking it is.
nefario1: as were many other sites
kakobrekla: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 1 minute and 34 seconds
rg: glbse doesnt render properly in my old ass browser
smickles: yeah, twitter is the pinical of stability
rg: the bottom two tabs content is visible
mircea_popescu: i thought twitter was on blender
kakobrekla: bitfoo, its done?
mircea_popescu: which im not saying is any better, java crap.
bitfoo: kakobrekla:
bitfoo: oops
smickles: taht's why the term 'fail whale' happened
bitfoo: yes, I see it
bitfoo: and I got a mtgox code too
kakobrekla: cool? everything clear?
bitfoo: mtgox is slow ;)
rg: kakobrekla: what kind of fees are you thinking
smickles: doesn't twitter have a 'beiber only' server?
rg: after beta
mircea_popescu: rg 20 btc.
rg: decent amount o fmoney to be made
bitfoo: kakobrekla: yep, all good
kakobrekla: cool!
bitfoo: yay
kakobrekla: id love it if you can say something on teh forums
bitfoo: this is seriously useful
rg: kakobrekla: we'll be able to promote your site in -otc
bitfoo: sure
rg: tons of people are always complaining about depositing to mtgox
kakobrekla: well, about the fees, i was asking here yesterday what you guys think
rg: 0.5% ?
mircea_popescu: honestly, kakobrekla, i'd keep it 1/2 satoshi till you go over 1k daily users.
bitfoo: I think fees roughly equal to mtgox fees would be fair
rg: 0.22%
mircea_popescu: you don;'t need the money, so regard it as an investment into marketshare.
rg: pff sure he needs it
rg: everyone needs money
rg: especially me
mircea_popescu: everyone can use money
mircea_popescu: theres a difference.
smickles: if i can buy a car, i want a house, if a house, i want a yacht, if a yacht, a fleet, if a fleet, a harbor, if a harbor, a city, if a city a nation, if a nation... a new world order
nefario1: I wat an aircraft carrier
nefario1: I'll stop at that
nefario1: promise
smickles: lol
smickles: what are you going to do with an AC carrier?
mircea_popescu: i dont want a yacht.
mircea_popescu: too much bloody work.
nefario1: smickles: what COULDN'T you do with an aircraft carrier
nefario1: if it's nuclear
mircea_popescu: buttsex.
smickles: invade 'merica
nefario1: then start a floating city
nefario1: THE RAFT
mircea_popescu: wasn't there some micronation on an ld abandonedp latform ?
nefario1: yes
nefario1: platform caught fire
nefario1: micronation ended
mircea_popescu: ya l;ol
mircea_popescu: exactly
mircea_popescu: then they were selling fake passports or some shit
smickles: ld abandonedp? mp, you drinking ag 6am or whtvr?
nefario1: not fake
nefario1: didn't you read
nefario1: it was a micro-NATION
mircea_popescu: my spac ebar isf unny
nefario1: they had the right to issue passports
nefario1: they were perfectly legit
mircea_popescu: well... micropassports.
sgnb: sealand
sgnb: (next to UK)
mircea_popescu: o ya. the principality of sealand
nefario1: just because they weren't worth shit doesn't mean anything
mircea_popescu: ahaha i like this philosophy
rg: we should get rg a bunch of gold
rg: for all the service he gives us
mircea_popescu: how about hookers and blow.
rg: oh rumor alert
smickles: funny, i heard rg say that one time
rg: slush's pool is probably moving to bitvps
smickles: nice
bitfoo: oh
mircea_popescu: Twitter had approximately ninety-eight percent uptime in 2007 (or about six full days of downtime)
mircea_popescu: ahahaha 98% uoptime :D :D :D
bitfoo: how many servers / what kind of load does he have rg?
rg: he's getting a really nice box
rg: bitfoo: his pool has been around forever.. he knows how to tweak it
rg: it doesn't take much to run
smickles: one server?
bitfoo: interesting
nefario1: mircea_popescu: yeah, it's hard keeping uptime when you actually have users
rg: he's also potentially getting a 12 core box
rg: so
bitfoo: hehe awesome
nefario1: even worse if you've got lots
rg: one server isnt always a bad thing
rg: :P
mircea_popescu: i dont remember google being out.
rg: im trying to sell him the same node as cal2.vm.bitvps.com
rg: but its too pricey
bitfoo: when asics roll out I assume pool ops will be moving to higher difficulty shares
smickles: alright, srsly guys, thistime, shut up long engought so that i can close the window and go to be without seeing someting interesting
rg: that box is awesome
rg: even awesomer when it doesnt explode
mircea_popescu: nn smickles
smickles: nn
rg: no niggers?
rg: dude
mircea_popescu: rg do you cool it with frigid virgin blood ?
rg: you guys are rcaist
bitfoo: it's nAggers
mircea_popescu: you need a diareis on the g
mircea_popescu: jezuz i miss vraknaroada.
rg: mircea_popescu: it doesnt get that hot
mircea_popescu: December 17, 2009 – A hacking attack replaced the website's welcoming screen with an image of a green flag and the caption "This site has been hacked by Iranian Cyber Army" for nearly an hour. No connection between the hackers and Iran has been established
mircea_popescu: lokl ok, twitter is lulzwhale.
rg: System Temp Normal 32 ° C
rg: Peripheral Temp Normal 39 ° C
rg: PCH Temp Normal 45 ° C
rg: get ready for this flood
rg: Normal 12150 RPM
rg: FAN2 Normal 12600 RPM
rg: FAN3 Normal 12600 RPM
rg: FAN4 Normal 12675 RPM
rg: FANA Normal 12225 RPM
rg: FANB Normal 13350 RPM
rg: moar fanz
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 12000 @ 0.00097335 = 11.6802 BTC [-]
rg: Current Power Consumption: 221 watts
mircea_popescu: In response to Twitter's security breaches, the Federal Trade Commission brought charges against the service which were settled on June 24, 2010. This was the first time the FTC had taken action against a social network for security lapses.
mircea_popescu: ahaha ok this is... lol!
rg: twiter is a joke
rg: they run windoze
rg: that's why they go down all hte time
mircea_popescu: i just didn't know they were SUCH A GOOD ONE
rg: same problem myspace had
nefario: hmmm, bopped off
nefario: and im back
BTC-Mining: bopped off?
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 5 @ 0.1029 = 0.5145 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 45 @ 0.101 = 4.545 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00041125 = 0.9459 BTC [+]
DeaDTerra: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=102181.0
DeaDTerra: Gamma SatoshiDICE Pass Through :)
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 20 @ 0.09899899 = 1.98 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 480 @ 0.0989998 = 47.5199 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o hey wd DeaDTerra
mircea_popescu: what;'s the ticker ?
mircea_popescu: !ticker GSDPT
assbot: Invalid ticker.
DeaDTerra: GSDPT
DeaDTerra: It has not yet need verified by Nefario
mircea_popescu: a
DeaDTerra: but I talked to Nefario yesterday and he was all fine with it, so it's just a matter of time
mircea_popescu: The IPO will be on the 24th at 20:00 GMT each share will be sold for 0.0032 BTC.
mircea_popescu: isn't that a little narrow ?
mircea_popescu: why not ipo on the 23rd or something
BTC-Mining: Buy KRAKEN, the passthru that smells fishy! (hmm, I'd better pay a visit to the marketing department about that one.)
mircea_popescu: !ticker KRAKEN
assbot: [GLBSE:KRAKEN] [Bid: 0.004] [Ask: 0.01] [Spread: 0.006] [Last: 0.01] [24hVol: 187.97] [7dAvg: 0.01]
mircea_popescu: i love those people bidding 0.004
mircea_popescu: i mean... what is gonna happen, someone typoes
DeaDTerra: I don't think it really matter, as the shares will not pay dividends immdetiatly
DeaDTerra: so there's really no stress
nefario: yeah it's not like there won't be any shares left over
mircea_popescu: i think they only pay next month yea.
mircea_popescu: how many are you creating ?
BTC-Mining: there's already 1/5th of capacity sold =/
BTC-Mining: In less than 24 hours
mircea_popescu: in kraken you mean ?
BTC-Mining: Aye
mircea_popescu: pretty good.
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 6400 @ 0.00097335 = 6.2294 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 8200 @ 0.00098797 = 8.1014 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 1 @ 0.97 BTC [+]
DeaDTerra: startin with 250 BTC worth of shares
DeaDTerra: if there's more demand I will just issue more
DeaDTerra: Kraken is Patricks project of course it will sell fast ;)
DeaDTerra: everyone likes Patrick including me :)
mircea_popescu: o wow.
mircea_popescu: that bad eh ?
nefario: I love the naming schemes here
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 4400 @ 0.00099659 = 4.385 BTC [+]
rg: hey what's that stupid remote desktop program
BTC-Mining: I hear Kraken #2 might have 2% max weekly instead of 2.5% for Kraken#1
rg: the one that lets you login with a pin
rg: and the linux client is just a wine chroot
rg: any ideas?
BTC-Mining: Seems good for the passthrough
BTC-Mining: Makes it worthwhile compared to just joining Kraken #2
rg: teamviewer
rg: that's it
nefario: not citrix?
nefario: hate citrix
nefario: where I did my undergrad ran on citrix
rg: i hate teamviewer
rg: everyone likes it
rg: its such a piece of shit
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 1 @ 0.97 BTC [+]
rg: god fucking damn it
rg: i missed out on s.mpoe again
mircea_popescu: lol ?
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1day: 0.0003536 / 0.00039132 / 0.00041245 (8135535 shares, 3,183.60 BTC), 30day: 0.0001 / 0.00036314 / 0.00041245 (53679512 shares, 19,493.65 BTC)
mircea_popescu: what about it.
rg: i was going to buy in much cheaper
rg: and i forgot
rg: now its up
rg: a ton
rg: i wouldve made like 30 btc
mircea_popescu: was it that low ?
mircea_popescu: ya 35... i guess a decent 10% there huh
rg: arf
tonikt: nefario: you mentioned some time ago that the div payments will also be announced via the tweeter feed. any idea when this will happen?
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 48 @ 0.988 = 47.424 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3244 @ 0.00041125 = 1.3341 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3456 @ 0.00041255 = 1.4258 BTC [+]
nefario: didn't you ask me about this yesterday tonikt?
mircea_popescu: it prolly was someone else
mircea_popescu: you're on a special irc programme lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10054 @ 0.00041255 = 4.1478 BTC [+]
nefario: it's in the dev que anyway
nefario: after some other elements are done
nefario: one of them arriving today
DeaDTerra: btw Nefario is the new availibity system implemented yet?
DeaDTerra: :D
DeaDTerra: can I go place my awesome bid walls now?
mircea_popescu: lol http://www.thatcutesite.com/uploads/2011/08/happy_hamster_in_sawdust-600x467.jpg
mircea_popescu: hamster in bidwalls
nefario: DeaDTerra: end of today
tonikt: nefario: no - yestarday I asked you if assbot is more reliable than the twitter feed
nefario: ah
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 10 @ 0.0975 = 0.975 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 15 @ 0.0951 = 1.4265 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 3 @ 0.988 = 2.964 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 9400 @ 0.00103616 = 9.7399 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 1 @ 0.12710202 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 1 @ 0.12710202 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 1 @ 0.12710201 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 8 @ 0.12710201 = 1.0168 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 1.01 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 1.0062 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDT] 1 @ 1.03 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [UDN] 1 @ 0.1089 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 2 @ 1.0354 = 2.0708 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 50 @ 0.101 = 5.05 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [UDN] 4 @ 0.108999 = 0.436 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 15 @ 0.95 = 14.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20390 @ 0.00041255 = 8.4119 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2403 @ 0.00041337 = 0.9933 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3435 @ 0.00099514 = 3.4183 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 10094 @ 0.00097186 = 9.81 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 4471 @ 0.00095898 = 4.2876 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 15 @ 0.098699 = 1.4805 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 58 @ 0.098799 = 5.7303 BTC [+]
dub: so my call on pirate, for the record was that he was washing lindens
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.839799 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [SILVER] 9 @ 0.00999999 = 0.09 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16200 @ 0.00041337 = 6.6966 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [METAL.SILVER] 1 @ 0.099999 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 15 @ 0.72 = 10.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 10 @ 0.71013371 = 7.1013 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 6 @ 0.7101337 = 4.2608 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 40 @ 0.01 = 0.4 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 59 @ 0.82 = 48.38 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PLATINUM] 10 @ 0.00999899 = 0.1 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [RAREEARTH] 10 @ 0.00983999 = 0.0984 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [SILVER] 1 @ 0.01 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 6 @ 0.988 = 5.928 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: <dub> so my call on pirate, for the record was that he was washing lindens << ahaha
mircea_popescu: did he pay yet ?
dub: no
mircea_popescu: right.
rg: weeeeelp
rg: i sold my litecoins
rg: no loss, technically
rg: i put it all into bitvps
mircea_popescu: litecoins can be sold !?
rg: ofcourse
rg: i just took in 35 btc
mircea_popescu: not so bad.
rg: last week i took in over 40 btc
mircea_popescu: o you mine them ?
rg: sometimes
rg: when the market was low earlier this week
rg: i bough them at 002
rg: and sold them at 004 right now
mircea_popescu: o hey
mircea_popescu: lol
rg: but i chickened out
rg: i shoulda bought more
rg: i get nervious
rg: cause i was using the bitvps div payout to do it
rg: i dint wanna lose it
rg: so i played cautious
mircea_popescu: don't do that eh!
rg: why not
rg: its my money
mircea_popescu: well ya but wat if you lose!
rg: then i would have lost it
rg: hence the careful ness
rg: had i just ran with it
rg: i coulda turned 60 btc into a lot more
rg: but i only did 9 btc
rg: hopefully the damn ltc market goes up
rg: if it gets to 0.006
rg: i start making real profit
rg: like $650/wk
mircea_popescu: pretty cool.
rg: meh
rg: i give it all to bitvps anyway
rg: its not really profit
rg: so much as its money i already spnt that i need to replace
rg: im still trying to get bitvps to have 1,000 btc
rg: but i keep spending it on projects that get half completed
rg: god admn it
mircea_popescu: don't do tat.
rg: like this fucking website
rg: and this fucking control panel
rg: this control panel has been a real cash pit
rg: but its pretty much ready
mircea_popescu: so then roll it out
rg: but i keep testing it
rg: well no
rg: im afraid
rg: what if people get owned cause something i missed
mircea_popescu: then you take it in the ass
rg: that is why it is in a perpetual state of dev
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46200 @ 0.0004117 = 19.0205 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1990 @ 0.00040657 = 0.8091 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6810 @ 0.00037939 = 2.5836 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: that;'s no way to write software
rg: ive honestly yet to find 1 vulnerability in it
rg: oo
rg: ww
rg: wow
rg: i already have anothre 1000 ltc
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: i just paid my power bill.
mircea_popescu: ~80 bucks, covers two months.
rg: not bad
dub: fucking glbse
rg: that's not bad at all
mircea_popescu: i have ~5 boxes pretty much always on,
dub: 10 confirms on this deposit
rg: we have 4 airconditioners toal
mircea_popescu: i have a water pump for my garden, i have ALL SORTS OF SHIT
rg: plus my quad core that runs 24/7
mircea_popescu: dub doth not want your moneh ?
dub: how much power does cpu mining use?
rg: well, theyre gpus
rg: and a lot
rg: unplugged the dryer to use its power socket
dub: is it more profitable with gpu?
dub: than bitcoin
rg: well
rg: it was
rg: when it was .006 btc per ltc
rg: difficulty is going up too as it gains popularity
dub: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 194982 | Current Difficulty: 2190865.9701029 | Next Difficulty At Block: 195551 | Next Difficulty In: 569 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 11 hours, 36 minutes, and 41 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 2465782.42829686 | Estimated Percent Change: 12.5483010803
dub: ;;bc,diffchange
gribble: Estimated percent change in difficulty this period | 12.5483010803 % based on data since last change | 24.5884884616 % based on data for last three days
dub: motherfucker
rg: yeah
rg: that's insane
mircea_popescu: buncha fpgas going online ?
rg: possibly
rg: who knows
dub: a few bfl mini rigs being delivered
rg: believe it when i see it
rg: those minirigs are going to make mining so unprofitable
dub: fpga rigs
rg: you cant even make a real amount now without 1GH of miners
dub: inaba was talking about some arriving, and some asshat that had no idea about mining
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P190T] 10628 @ 1.055 = 11212.54 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 4 @ 0.098799 = 0.3952 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: Okay, whoever was holding BITKOIN.SOURCE before I shut it down...
EmanuelDeOrtego: That one measley share
EmanuelDeOrtego: that you tried to extort me at 5 times its original cost
EmanuelDeOrtego: I will buy it back for .1 BTC and no more.
rg: lol
rg: is anyone heres name Edward B. ?
rg: im trying to work this out..
rg: im checking out this guys account @ bitvps and he prepaid for a while
rg: but his VPS was off
rg: so im trying to see if that's the proper VPS or not
rg: if it is
rg: why was it off
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 9 @ 0.379 = 3.411 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: aww poor EmanuelDeOrtego
rg: Emanuel
rg: fuck em
rg: just close it tell him he had his chance
EmanuelDeOrtego: Well, he emailed ColdHardMetal. I am offering to buy it at its original price again.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Anyways, can we transfer issuer rights to other people?
dub: so you are pissing and moaning over .5 btc?
EmanuelDeOrtego: I might be Jewish.
mircea_popescu: ok, any glbse wizards that can explain this http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134554559271.png ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [POLY.10.1] 9 @ 1 = 9 BTC [-]
EmanuelDeOrtego: Yay!
EmanuelDeOrtego: Meni finally did it!
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.DIV] 1 @ 0.235 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.09298999 BTC [+]
rg: EmanuelDeOrtego
rg: success?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla put the kaibosh on netxshare this is getting ridiculous
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego what he do ?
EmanuelDeOrtego: Oh, he just cashed some bonds I had.
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 13800 @ 0.00101784 = 14.0462 BTC [+]
dub: mircea_popescu: /ignore netxshare JOINS QUITS
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 26 @ 0.899999 = 23.4 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Unknown arg 'JOINS' ignored.
mircea_popescu: Unknown arg 'QUITS' ignored.
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 6 @ 0.818 = 4.908 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: my client is of the sux.
dub: indeed
mircea_popescu: xchat ;/
dub: irssi is jesus
mircea_popescu: i don't like delusional idiots.
dub: leave JESUS ALONE
mircea_popescu: i am!
mircea_popescu: very, very alone.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Loneliness is underrated.
mircea_popescu: delusional ppl can never be lonely,
mircea_popescu: they're always in the company of their voices.
EmanuelDeOrtego: I really wish I knew how I was delusional. I mean, I am content with my garden and modest lifestyle for one.
EmanuelDeOrtego: It's not like I expect to be a George Soros anytime soon.
mircea_popescu: i have a garden, and i expect to be george soros. now what?
mircea_popescu: we could notice that implication is not equivalence, if a implies b the reverse doesn't follow, and not ONLY delusional people can't be lonely.
rg: /igonre netxshare*!*@* CHAN
rg: i think
mircea_popescu: he seems to have simmered down
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 35 @ 0.71 = 24.85 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2900 @ 0.0010144 = 2.9418 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2351 @ 0.00102501 = 2.4098 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 249 @ 0.00102546 = 0.2553 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 5 @ 0.101 = 0.505 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: sgornick you've made it to the faq for those two questions. thanks.
assbot: [GLBSE] [RSM] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5690 @ 0.00037939 = 2.1587 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3500 @ 0.00037589 = 1.3156 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 35 @ 0.61 = 21.35 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 35 @ 0.601 = 21.035 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 4 @ 0.64 = 2.56 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 20 @ 0.63 = 12.6 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 2 @ 0.62000001 = 1.24 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30600 @ 0.00037954 = 11.6139 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [SYNERGY] 10 @ 0.189 = 1.89 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [SYNERGY] 5 @ 0.189 = 0.945 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GMVT-BOT] 6 @ 0.1 = 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 6 @ 0.3798 = 2.2788 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 18 @ 0.38 = 6.84 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 10 @ 0.384999 = 3.85 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 33 @ 0.385 = 12.705 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 2 @ 0.385 = 0.77 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 10.05, Best ask: 10.07, Bid-ask spread: 0.02000, Last trade: 10.05001, 24 hour volume: 100864, 24 hour low: 8.62333, 24 hour high: 10.2
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 30 @ 0.85 = 25.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGA.CONTRACT] 50 @ 0.1 = 5 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 50 @ 0.39 = 19.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIPPT] 50 @ 0.95110001 = 47.555 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIPPT] 50 @ 0.9511 = 47.555 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIPPT] 30 @ 0.9 = 27 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 8 @ 0.13889998 = 1.1112 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 42 @ 0.13899998 = 5.838 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 4 @ 1.18 = 4.72 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 1 @ 1.18 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 28 @ 0.396653 = 11.1063 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 9 @ 0.3998 = 3.5982 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 12 @ 0.969 = 11.628 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 1 @ 0.97 BTC [+]
MoneyIsDebt: !ticker JAH
assbot: [GLBSE:JAH] [Bid: 0.14101] [Ask: 0.1855] [Spread: 0.04449] [Last: 0.19401] [24hVol: 19.48597] [7dAvg: 0.13108278]
nefario: Announcement
nefario: GLBSE is going down for a few minutes now
gabbynot: thx for the heads up
JWU42: I apid coupon just in time then
JWU42: ;)
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3683 @ 0.00102546 = 3.7768 BTC [+]
gabbynot: ;;ticker
gribble: Best bid: 10.023, Best ask: 10.02301, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 10.023, 24 hour volume: 101483, 24 hour low: 8.62333, 24 hour high: 10.2
nefario: GLBSE is backup
nefario: back up
nefario: sorry
nefario: now head to
nefario: https://glbse.com/assets
nefario: tell me how fast it is
Azelphur: nefario: pretty fast
nefario: big improvement
nefario: this is just a stopgap measure
assbot: [GLBSE] [TEEK.PPT] 3 @ 1.77 = 5.31 BTC [-]
tonikt: Seems much faster
nefario: great
nefario: goodnight folks
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIF.1YR.LOAN] 1 @ 0.94230768 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIF.1YR.LOAN] 3 @ 0.94230769 = 2.8269 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.DIV] 3 @ 0.249 = 0.747 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 5 @ 0.99999 = 5 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.DIV] 12 @ 0.25 = 3 BTC [+]
tonikt: I thought it was morning where he lives :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39300 @ 0.00039868 = 15.6681 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8900 @ 0.00040178 = 3.5758 BTC [+]
nefario: im in china right now
tonikt: oh. sorry then: goodnight
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 60 @ 0.01 = 0.6 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [SILVER] 8 @ 0.01 = 0.08 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 8 @ 0.126 = 1.008 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 2 @ 0.1257 = 0.2514 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 15 @ 0.1256 = 1.884 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 2 @ 0.125 = 0.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.69 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FUTUREFUND] 8014 @ 0.0001194 = 0.9569 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 60 @ 0.126 = 7.56 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FUTUREFUND] 15000 @ 0.0001195 = 1.7925 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 30 @ 0.01 = 0.3 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [FUTUREFUND] 100 @ 0.0001195 = 0.012 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 8 @ 0.1028 = 0.8224 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 2 @ 0.1029 = 0.2058 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GMVT-BOT] 20 @ 0.1 = 2 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TEEK.USD] 65 @ 0.07 = 4.55 BTC [-]
EmanuelDeOrtego: I am putting my capital management fund on GLBSE for web-based Bitcoin services.
EmanuelDeOrtego: It will be under VERSACOIN.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 158 @ 0.00370844 = 0.5859 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.E] 9 @ 1.1 = 9.9 BTC [-]
rg: yes my pretties
rg: buy s.bvps
rg: if you want to be a millionare
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 30 @ 0.098799 = 2.964 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: Also, I gave in to the whole ID scheme
EmanuelDeOrtego: I will be verified because its so easy to do
EmanuelDeOrtego: Although I feel its worthless
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-A] 1 @ 0.153 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 1 @ 0.13 BTC [+]
rg: you should
rg: everyone should identify themselves if they have an asset
EmanuelDeOrtego: Why? So if their company goes bankrupt people can plunder their homes? : P
EmanuelDeOrtego: I think people should be free to set their own price and if that includes privacy, that should be their right.
EmanuelDeOrtego: People don't have to invest in them.
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 2 @ 0.101 = 0.202 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: nefario : i hate to be the onle to say thios... but about the same. 5-10 seconds.
rg: no
rg: emanueldeortego
rg: people need to be responsible
rg: this isnt the wild west
rg: if you fuck up, you shouldn't be able to just slink away with peoples money or have lost tons of peoples money
rg: i wouldnt do business with an asset who wasnt verified
mircea_popescu: rg what'a wrong with a WOT ?
rg: ;;getrating EmanuelDeOrtego
gribble: This user has not yet been rated. WARNING: Currently not authenticated.
mircea_popescu: yiou know it's not even legal to keep people's id's in the eu.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Apparently governments need a monopoly on identification, mircea.
rg: well
rg: its legal here
mircea_popescu: well... apparently "free" people empower that, EmanuelDeOrtego .
rg: glbse is hosted in the us, us has KYC laws for financial stuff
rg: i think glbse counts as financial
EmanuelDeOrtego: GLBSE only has a proxy in the US, IIRC
EmanuelDeOrtego: I believe its based in China
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.B] 1 @ 1 BTC [-]
rg: wrong
EmanuelDeOrtego: and the Chinese government just does not care unless you threaten them.
rg: you are the hole in the ring
rg: no one gets that joke so ill stop saying it
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.A] 1 @ 1 BTC [-]
blazing: "
EmanuelDeOrtego: If this thing is based in the US, its screwed.
rg: heh
rg: no one cares
blazing: oop0"
rg: glbse isnt even on the radar
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 10 @ 0.101 = 1.01 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: because it's relatively small, nobody cares yet, no.
blazing: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=101902.msg1119769#msg1119769 that's 200 posts in < 24 hours ?
mircea_popescu: unemployment must be up.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Ha
EmanuelDeOrtego: Yeah, as the economy worsens
EmanuelDeOrtego: Bitcoin will get bigger and bigger
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C110T] 10 @ 0.05118451 = 0.5118 BTC [-]
EmanuelDeOrtego: The best thing that can happen for Bitcoin is economic collapse in the real world
mircea_popescu: well by the looks of things that's not at all far off.
EmanuelDeOrtego: It's no fun being born into this.
mircea_popescu: we're already in the bizzare situation places like ecuador are the shining beacon of law and order.
EmanuelDeOrtego: South America looks better and better everyday
EmanuelDeOrtego: I really need to buy land there
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21054 @ 0.00040077 = 8.4378 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00039704 = 1.9058 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32300 @ 0.00039243 = 12.6755 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33910 @ 0.00039221 = 13.2998 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7936 @ 0.00037589 = 2.9831 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: south america yeah. even africa looks better than 20 years ago
mircea_popescu: basically pretty much anything that's not common law.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Meh, US troops are moving into Africa
mircea_popescu: us troops = tiny ; continent = huge.
EmanuelDeOrtego: True, its bigger than shown on the maps
mircea_popescu: certainly bigger than most people
mircea_popescu: s mental idea of it.
EmanuelDeOrtego: I hope the best for it.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000000 @ 0.0004 = 1200 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: It's the final frontier on Earth right now.
EmanuelDeOrtego: It's a vacuum waiting to be filled...
EmanuelDeOrtego: Again.
mircea_popescu: it's been that for a while tho.
mircea_popescu: it was the same thing in the 50s iirc.
mircea_popescu: or should i say iiuc.
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 6 @ 0.01 = 0.06 BTC
smickles: <@assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000000 @ 0.0004 = 1200 BTC [+], wowza
mircea_popescu: flash trade, too
mircea_popescu: i'm starting to suffer from the problems of irl exchanges
assbot: [GLBSE] [PIMP] 10 @ 0.16 = 1.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 10 @ 0.1029 = 1.029 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: btw, smickles : on one hand the large deposits seem to have been coverage for large independent put bets, on the other hand DeaDTerra was saying something like 250 shares for his passthrough.
mircea_popescu: not sure where that leaves you.
EmanuelDeOrtego: The problem with irl exchanges is bad money
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 7 @ 0.098799 = 0.6916 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego in this case, more like markets tend to stratify by wealth.
mircea_popescu: rich people end up doing trades poor people are excluded from
mircea_popescu: cause of the barrier of negotiatory cost
EmanuelDeOrtego: Sounds like I need to read up on this economic theory
EmanuelDeOrtego: http://dilbert.com/strips/2012-08-19/
mircea_popescu: lol "has it worked"
mircea_popescu: eglish is basically this language which everyone is keeping around cause of the large concentration of loaded expressions.
assbot: [GLBSE] [MMM] 4 @ 0.8 = 3.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1600 @ 0.00102441 = 1.6391 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2500 @ 0.00100053 = 2.5013 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 300 @ 0.00370844 = 1.1125 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: http://dilbert.com/strips/2012-08-14/
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 4 @ 0.052 = 0.208 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 2 @ 0.86 = 1.72 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25764 @ 0.00037589 = 9.6844 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14236 @ 0.00037165 = 5.2908 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 4 @ 0.5891 = 2.3564 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 27 @ 0.589 = 15.903 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BMMO] 20 @ 0.0797 = 1.594 BTC [-]
EmanuelDeOrtego: "Just that everybody knows, this exchange is run by a dubious Romanian character, who is a content stealer, spammer, wannabe porn website owner, called Mircea Popescu."
EmanuelDeOrtego: lol
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.8 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: eh for crying out loud.
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 47 @ 0.73 = 34.31 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: what's with all the bs, seriously.
mircea_popescu: you'd think i took away the playground's red firetruck toy.
MoneyIsDebt: mircea_popescu: Welcome to the internet
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDT] 20 @ 1 = 20 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ya but i mean... geeze. people tripping all over themselves.
mircea_popescu: one of these days they're gonna find out i keep slavegirls. that'll be something to watch.
mircea_popescu: makes me think of http://farm1.staticflickr.com/153/430552544_d136055a73_o.jpg
Chaaaang-Noi: forum down?
mircea_popescu: probably the us government confiscated the .com
mircea_popescu: they should have moved to .eu.
mircea_popescu: but they don't listen to the userbase.
Chaaaang-Noi: its .org lol
Chaaaang-Noi: slave girls lol wtf
MoneyIsDebt: is that usagi with the guitar?
mircea_popescu: ahaha
EmanuelDeOrtego: BDSM
EmanuelDeOrtego: Goddamn hippies.
Chaaaang-Noi: so forum is down?
mircea_popescu: lol that guy in the vest could be luke
EmanuelDeOrtego: Oh
EmanuelDeOrtego: I bought that forum out.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Shut it down
EmanuelDeOrtego: Got tired of that bs
MoneyIsDebt: yeah, it's down
mircea_popescu: this is censorsheep.
EmanuelDeOrtego: In all seriousness
EmanuelDeOrtego: The forum couldn't even be sold for $200,000
EmanuelDeOrtego: It's worth over 1 million apparently.
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134555862152.jpg
EmanuelDeOrtego: What an interesting sheep
usagi: MoneyIsDebt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeDSI71YDPU
mircea_popescu: the forum should list on mpex
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 4 @ 0.589 = 2.356 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 15 @ 0.69 = 10.35 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: then we could have the supercharged lulzhurricane of people going on the forum to bitch about how the forum sucks
mircea_popescu: i'd do it just for the humour of it.
MoneyIsDebt: usagi: not bad :)
rg: har har
smickles: < mircea_popescu> eglish is basically this language which everyone is keeping around cause of the large concentration of loaded
smickles: expressions << you got that right
rg: i very rarely use the forum
rg: i have one customer who refuses to contact me via normal channels
mircea_popescu: rg i dont think many people here care either way.
rg: and messages me on the forum
mircea_popescu: lol and you put up with that ?
BTCHero: drop him
mircea_popescu: srsly.
mircea_popescu: no wait, better ideea. tell him to contact mpoe-pr from now on, and she'll send you mail from a chinese dropship address
mircea_popescu: via carrier pigeons.
smickles: < Chaaaang-Noi> forum down?<< yeah, right as i was posting something
Chaaaang-Noi: i just woke up to check
Chaaaang-Noi: seems i brought it down :)
mircea_popescu: did you break the forum smicks ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 9 @ 0.13899 = 1.2509 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 12 @ 0.052 = 0.624 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 1 minute and 11 seconds
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 9 @ 0.052 = 0.468 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Blocks/hour 7.30
mircea_popescu: this is a little worrysome
assbot: [GLBSE] [BTCMC] 1 @ 0.74 BTC [+]
BTCHero: why
smickles: i bet censorsheed didn't say hi
mircea_popescu: well +25% diff ?
smickles: i bet he said that he preferrs it when children fuck him
mircea_popescu: i believe in slow increases.
mircea_popescu: smickles you ever seen such a thing ?
smickles: nope
mircea_popescu: this is slander.
smickles: the +25% diff?
smickles: or the forums stuff about you?
EmanuelDeOrtego: https://glbse.com/asset/view/GMVT-BOT
mircea_popescu: no, the aforesaid fucking. the rest is just sillyness
EmanuelDeOrtego: This might turn out to be a good buy if you buy now
mircea_popescu: and the sheeriff will get you.
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 3 @ 0.82 = 2.46 BTC [-]
smickles: yeah, i've not seen sheep fucking in person
smickles: is it a spectical?
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego i would never buy anything owned by someone not in the wot.
mircea_popescu: smickles not more than normal barn life.
mircea_popescu: otherwise seems a sort of duplicate of the SS thing
mircea_popescu: not that i know about such things
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00037165 = 3.7165 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDT] 15 @ 1 = 15 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 6 @ 0.098799 = 0.5928 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif
mircea_popescu: ive me an example of pornographic music. Make sure you include all the latest Supreme Court interpretations for what “pornographic” means. Show me how pornographic music can exist; then differentiate it from erotic, and then ask me the question again. Personally, I think Indian music is quite erotic, very seductive. Some good shit there. Glandular. It’s nice. You’re not talking about any of the Eagles’ records, are you? Yo
mircea_popescu: u wouldn’t be talking about Stay, by Jackson Browne, which you must admit – is getting pornographic. If you’ve heard the original, you know that Jackson Browne’s version is getting there. You know where he says, “The roadies don’t mind”? Know what that means. don’t you? Hey, huh. He’s slippin’ it in there, boy.
rg: lol
mircea_popescu: ok. anyone got any ideea what that's about ?
rg: you guys are so quick to say 'drop that client'
rg: we are a small business
rg: we need all the customers we can get
mircea_popescu: i knew the song, i just re-listened... wth. it's tame.
rg: must be nice to run businesse who make a zillion dollars
rg: but we do not
smickles: EmanuelDeOrtego: is that supposed to be a blank webpage?
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2400 @ 0.00102546 = 2.4611 BTC [+]
BTCHero: rg: the system for pms on the forums blow though
EmanuelDeOrtego: smickles: No.
rg: it doesnt email me when he messages me
rg: which is .. the sucks
smickles: mircea_popescu: maybe he was giving the interviewer shit because of the mildly hostile questions earlier
mircea_popescu: was he ?
mircea_popescu: the man is a mystery, an enigma wrapped in a riddle.
smickles: at some points, it seemd he was doing so
smickles: also, earlier, i should've quoted your statement about english bein kept around and said "how's that going for you?"
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: you know what the french call esprit d'escallier ?
mircea_popescu: (with just one l bien sur)
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 4 @ 0.1029 = 0.4116 BTC [+]
smickles: ?
mircea_popescu: it's this expression for good retorts that come to you not in the hall
mircea_popescu: but on the staircase
smickles: i'm uncultured swine
mircea_popescu: (ie, after you left, after it's cut and dried etc)
smickles: ah
smickles: no wonder i thought of an escalator when i saw that
mircea_popescu: escalator punchline.
EmanuelDeOrtego: too much wine
EmanuelDeOrtego: but it was so good
EmanuelDeOrtego: http://i.imgur.com/i7OlG.gif
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.73 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 25 @ 0.73 = 18.25 BTC [-]
smickles: .py echo ';;later tell EmanuelDeOrtego [roulette]'
markac: SyntaxError: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)
smickles: bah
mircea_popescu: .py echo ";;later tell EmanuelDeOrtego [roulette]"
markac: SyntaxError: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)
mircea_popescu: .py echo "?"
markac: SyntaxError: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)
mircea_popescu: .py echo 2*3
markac: SyntaxError: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)
mircea_popescu: hum
EmanuelDeOrtego: what the hell
smickles: markac is markac'd?
kakobreklaa: mornin
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 1 @ 0.13899 BTC [-]
EskimoBob: who broke the forum?
kakobreklaa: ya
kakobreklaa: wtf
kakobreklaa: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=78.0
kakobreklaa: just wanted to check how unpopular
kakobreklaa: my new thread is
mircea_popescu: what, still dead ?
kakobreklaa: it was up a few min ago
EskimoBob: "Table './bitcoin/smf_sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired"
kakobreklaa: 16:56.48 ( Muis ) so how are you going to make profit with 1 satoshi
kakobreklaa: hehe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4064 @ 0.00037165 = 1.5104 BTC [-]
EmanuelDeOrtego: Trade 1 Satoshi for 2 Satoshis
kakobreklaa: well this is fuckin dissapoiting
kakobreklaa: one (canceled) request on smpake since i went to sleep
kakobreklaa: and thats it
mircea_popescu: kakobreklaa stiff upper lip.
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-A] 40 @ 0.153 = 6.12 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-A] 12 @ 0.154 = 1.848 BTC [+]
BTCHero: yes
BTCHero: all my tygrr bond-a got sold
mircea_popescu: is this the uninsured series ?
BTCHero: it is a mining bond
mircea_popescu: o, no relation to pirate ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 244 @ 0.01 = 2.44 BTC
BTCHero: no
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 20 @ 0.101 = 2.02 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.7101337 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 39 @ 0.71 = 27.69 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN] 1 @ 0.999 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.71 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NASTY] 1 @ 0.67 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.66 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 3 @ 0.61 = 1.83 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 312 @ 0.00370844 = 1.157 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/zQHv4.gif
EmanuelDeOrtego: lol
EmanuelDeOrtego: I can't believe that's real
mircea_popescu: ehehe
mircea_popescu: it's so... cute.
mircea_popescu: it also is quite wantonly heretical in any eastern view on the matter.
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 40 @ 0.61 = 24.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 5 @ 0.941 = 4.705 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 4 @ 0.9401 = 3.7604 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FPGAMINING] 1 @ 0.9 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 55 @ 0.01 = 0.55 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 5 @ 0.052 = 0.26 BTC [+]
nefario: How is the speed at GLBSE now?
nefario: improved?
kakobrekla: !ticker gigamining
bitfoo: nefario: yes, I like it
assbot: [GLBSE:GIGAMINING] [Bid: 1.0062] [Ask: 1.0354] [Spread: 0.0292] [Last: 1.0354] [24hVol: 435.6961] [7dAvg: 1.0155733]
kakobrekla: took a month.
bitfoo: way more usable
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> nefario : i hate to be the onle to say thios... but about the same. 5-10 seconds.
mircea_popescu: bout same as then.
nefario: why are you quoting yourself?
mircea_popescu: cause you asked it before and i think you left
nefario: also mircea_popescu where are you based?
nefario: oh ok
mircea_popescu: timisoara, romania.
nefario: you might be having the same issue that I am
mircea_popescu: dns ?
nefario: no
nefario: just farther away
mircea_popescu: where is it lets see
nefario: more hops and ping time etc
nefario: US
bitfoo: it's noticeably faster for me (US)
mircea_popescu: well my server is also in the us, i see little latency there
nefario: meh
nefario: have some more to do
mircea_popescu: http://tools.pingdom.com/fpt/?testurl=https%3A%2F%2Fglbse.com%2Fassets#!/MVnYlmtl7/https://glbse.com/assets
mircea_popescu: says about 2 seconds
mircea_popescu: whicyh is a lot less than wehat im seeing.
mircea_popescu: so maybe location.
EmanuelDeOrtego: check your ipos, nefario, when you can
mircea_popescu: http://www.webpagetest.org/result/120821_Z0_D70/
nefario: EmanuelDeOrtego: whats happening with your BITKOIN asset?
mircea_popescu: this one says 5 secs 13 secs, which is about what i see.
nefario: where is that site based?
EmanuelDeOrtego: nefario: The project was proven not to be profitable after I discovered someone else doing the same thing.
mircea_popescu: From: Dulles, VA - IE 8 - DSL
mircea_popescu: Tuesday August 21, 18:35:20 GMT+0300 2012
EmanuelDeOrtego: nefario: I bought all the shares out. I missed 3 but I got them.
nefario: Have you posted on the forums?
EmanuelDeOrtego: Nope. Never had. Heh.
EmanuelDeOrtego: I don't keep going forward with something that has a high chance of failure.
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 9 @ 0.098799 = 0.8892 BTC [+]
nefario: thats fine
nefario: just need to communicate it
nefario: and I think make teh accounts involved public
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00036989 = 3.6619 BTC [-]
EmanuelDeOrtego: nefario: I'll be sure to do so in the future.
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2000 @ 0.00101111 = 2.0222 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 7357 @ 0.00100509 = 7.3944 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 5 @ 0.98789 = 4.9395 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 1 @ 0.9879 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JTME] 4 @ 0.99 = 3.96 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIF.5-10.MININGBOND] 10 @ 0.25 = 2.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 1 @ 0.051 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 1 @ 0.05 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 2 @ 0.0499 = 0.0998 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 5 @ 0.04903 = 0.2452 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 10 @ 0.049 = 0.49 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 1 @ 0.047 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32200 @ 0.00036989 = 11.9105 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2200 @ 0.00036687 = 0.8071 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4075 @ 0.00035661 = 1.4532 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21066 @ 0.0003536 = 7.4489 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5183 @ 0.00035311 = 1.8302 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20600 @ 0.00034965 = 7.2028 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14676 @ 0.00034759 = 5.1012 BTC [-]
nefario: mircea_popescu: how about now, any improvement?
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-PI] 1 @ 1 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: about 5 seconds
nefario: hmmm
nefario: pretty fucking weird
mircea_popescu: clicked on gigamining page.
mircea_popescu: about 15 secs ago still not loaded.
MoneyIsDebt: it's about 3 secs here in Malaysia
mircea_popescu: now it popped
MoneyIsDebt: quite an improvement
mircea_popescu: hey MoneyIsDebt is it ever droughty in malaysia ?
MoneyIsDebt: Nope. Rains almost every day.
mircea_popescu: i gotta get out of here.
MoneyIsDebt: For about an hour.
mircea_popescu: it hasn't rained since... may ? june ?
mircea_popescu: i think i used 20 tons of water just for keeping the lawn on life support.
MoneyIsDebt: we don't have gypsies and vampires though
mircea_popescu: so i bring some.
nefario: see
mircea_popescu: they don;t have cali chicks in romania, i brought some along.
nefario: international trade makes everyone richer
mircea_popescu: lol
MoneyIsDebt: yeah I saw that, on your other website
mircea_popescu: i think this could be my middle name
mircea_popescu: Mircea "Your other website" Popescu
kakobrekla: lol
MoneyIsDebt: variant of the classic bumpersticker. My other website is 4chan
mircea_popescu: my other stained shirt has bosco on it
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3100 @ 0.0010125 = 3.1388 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 15 @ 0.62 = 9.3 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 57 @ 0.61 = 34.77 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 6 @ 1.0354 = 6.2124 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 1.0355 BTC [+]
nefario: mircea_popescu: what do you mean by bosco?
mircea_popescu: http://www.boscoworld.com/
mircea_popescu: you never saw it ?!
nefario: aha
smickles: lol
smickles: usagi: http://youtu.be/eWpjZ3dY2ug
smickles: near perfect timing
nefario: we had bosco in Ireland when I was growing up
EmanuelDeOrtego: Ireland is so awesome
nefario: not really
mircea_popescu: i kinda like it.
nefario: if it was then I'd be there
mircea_popescu: freckles and cute upturned noses
nefario: http://lambertpuppettheatre.ie/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bosco.jpg
nefario: bosco in ireland
nefario: so not the same thing
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.7 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: a
nefario: also if you like ireland you must like being unemployed
nefario: because thats all there is for people not working for the gov
mircea_popescu: i was never employed.
EmanuelDeOrtego: nefario: I just like the family-centered culture I hear about on TV
EmanuelDeOrtego: but that might be bollocks
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 2 @ 0.451 = 0.902 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 34 @ 0.45 = 15.3 BTC [-]
nefario: EmanuelDeOrtego: it's mostly bollox
nefario: it's the same as the UK
EmanuelDeOrtego: nevermind then
mircea_popescu: i think belgium is the family centered culture
mircea_popescu: pretty much everyone i know there has likle 3+ kids
mircea_popescu: and they spend most of the day dicking around with them too.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Better than "send my kid off to daycare" America
mircea_popescu: maybe.
mircea_popescu: honestly, i don't really like adults who spend a lot of time with kids. it makes them mentally slower and in general quite boring.
nefario: unless
BTCHero: mircea_popescu: hanging out with kids is great, they don't realize how bad the world sucks yet
nefario: you give the kids lsd
nefario: then they;re loads of fun
mircea_popescu: ahaha
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 6443 @ 0.00100509 = 6.4758 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3000 @ 0.00100053 = 3.0016 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: "any kids left unsupervised will be given one complimentary large espresso and a puppy"
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 7017 @ 0.00095898 = 6.7292 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.605 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 19 @ 0.6 = 11.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-B] 50 @ 0.1 = 5 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining i kinda like the world tbh.
smickles: me too :)
smickles: it could be better, but it could also be worse
smickles: tho, that's the anthropic fallacy, isn't it?
mircea_popescu: it's no fallacy. when i was a kid the entire sysrtem collapsed around me.
mircea_popescu: then i made a lot of money
mircea_popescu: then i retired
mircea_popescu: then i got bored
mircea_popescu: now the entire world is collapsing around me redux
mircea_popescu: what's not to like ?
smickles: it (like most fallacies) is a fallacy of form, likely the idea behind my statement is correct, but i presented it in a flawed way
smickles: basically, i said 'the world is good because it is this way'
EmanuelDeOrtego: It's called Taoism
EmanuelDeOrtego: Welcome.
mircea_popescu: lol
smickles: such a lame, meaningless statement
mircea_popescu: ever read voltaire btw ?
mircea_popescu: pangloss came up with the ideea i think
EmanuelDeOrtego: I need to.
smickles: voltaire was a contenential, right?
mircea_popescu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide
mircea_popescu: he's one of the pillars of human culture. albeit he was french.
smickles: I haven't ever been able to make sense of contenental philosophy
mircea_popescu: it's continental you know
mircea_popescu: cause yurp is a continent not a contention
mircea_popescu: anyway, candide is satire.
mod6: candide is funny for sure
mircea_popescu: ya, not a bad read for a lazy afternoon
usagi: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Wp5l-6ZxE6c#t=192s
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 3600 @ 0.0010125 = 3.645 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: usagi: I feel like I am in some weird version of Paper Mario.
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 4 @ 0.052 = 0.208 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TEEK.B] 4 @ 1.2489 = 4.9956 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PAJKA.BOND] 5 @ 0.09298999 = 0.4649 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TEEK.B] 1 @ 1.249 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 11 @ 0.052 = 0.572 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 2 @ 0.1029 = 0.2058 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 1 @ 0.098799 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C100T] 1000 @ 0.06026058 = 60.2606 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIF.5-10.MININGBOND] 10 @ 0.299 = 2.99 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13700 @ 0.00036511 = 5.002 BTC [+]
smickles: oh lol, "The Baron's lady weighed about three hundred and fifty pounds, and was therefore a person of great consideration, …"
mircea_popescu: :D
mod6: hahah
mircea_popescu: i like smickles, he's what you call an inquiring mind.
BTC-Mining: smickles: what? From where did you quote that?
smickles: well, i want to know
smickles: candide
BTC-Mining: Ah
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 7 @ 0.098799 = 0.6916 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdVUSZ_PDd8
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 10400 @ 0.00101944 = 10.6022 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41536 @ 0.0003701 = 15.3725 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56000 @ 0.00037172 = 20.8163 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00038174 = 5.9551 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11864 @ 0.00038179 = 4.5296 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 5 @ 0.098799 = 0.494 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52717 @ 0.00038179 = 20.1268 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25900 @ 0.00038455 = 9.9598 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6383 @ 0.00040178 = 2.5646 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P170T] 1 @ 0.87180067 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [JLP-BMD] 1 @ 0.1 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.B] 3 @ 1.1799 = 3.5397 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.B] 2 @ 1.1799 = 2.3598 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 1.0063 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 4 @ 1.0062 = 4.0248 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 7 @ 1.0061 = 7.0427 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 158 @ 0.961 = 151.838 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 5 @ 0.098799 = 0.494 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 1 @ 0.1029 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [CPA] 1 @ 0.10097 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 4 @ 0.01 = 0.04 BTC
BTC-Mining: WOAH
BTC-Mining: BITCOINMINV has a copy/pasted text from my thread on their website
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 3 @ 0.1029 = 0.3087 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BLUECHIP] 7 @ 0.1 = 0.7 BTC
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 5 @ 0.098799 = 0.494 BTC [+]
BTC-Mining: and on their thread
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 2 @ 0.098799 = 0.1976 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 450 @ 0.00370844 = 1.6688 BTC [+]
rg: sue them
BTC-Mining: -.-
BTC-Mining: right
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 50 @ 0.5 = 25 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 16 @ 0.45 = 7.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 5 @ 1.0001 = 5.0005 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 7 @ 1 = 7 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 1 @ 0.0515 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 1 @ 0.051 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 9 @ 0.047 = 0.423 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining sux.
agath: it's just your opinion
mircea_popescu: what is ?
agath: I find mining very profitable...
agath: if you aren't good in doing it then why do you need to tell that it sux?
agath: you can say "I am not good in mining"
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 10 @ 1 = 10 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: man. BTC-Mining complained about someone stealing his contract
mircea_popescu: and i said that it sucks
mircea_popescu: as in, not a nice thing, too bad, etc.
kakobrekla: lol
mircea_popescu: for the record, i never mined, because of either being lazy or not thinking im good at it, whichever you prefer.
agath: ah I understood something different.. so I eat back my words
kakobrekla: it was a bit unclear :)
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 2 @ 0.1029 = 0.2058 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: not my fault the guy's name infringes copyright :D
mircea_popescu: is 0.05 high for dmc or low ? i forget
mircea_popescu: !ticker dmc
assbot: [GLBSE:DMC] [Bid: 0.03500201] [Ask: 0.052] [Spread: 0.01699799] [Last: 0.047] [24hVol: 13.89045002] [7dAvg: 0.04845765]
kakobrekla: lol mp
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 5 @ 0.052 = 0.26 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 1 @ 0.052 BTC [+]
rdponticelli_: Well, it IPOed at 1
kakobrekla: hm
kakobrekla: i think we should not be using past tense since there are still ipo shares to be bought
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 2 @ 0.42 = 0.84 BTC [-]
rdponticelli_: Yes
kakobrekla: IPO != bitcoin IPO :)
rdponticelli_: It's IPOing at 1
rdponticelli_: :)
gabbynot: PPT's are crashing again.
rdponticelli_: Somebody's buying his debt really cheap
mircea_popescu: it's already 42 cents to the dollar ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [BBBB] 170 @ 0.00028 = 0.0476 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: this doth not look good at all does it.
EmanuelDeOrtego: I think somebody knows Pirate has failed.
gabbynot: still no pirate payments…people are getting nervous
Chaaaang-Noi: 42 cents on the dollar is pretty good
gabbynot: i'm staying out of that game - i don't know either way
rdponticelli_: People are getting desperate
rg: haha
rg: no reason for panic? hmm i better panic!
rg: heh
rg: someone wanted some bitvps shares
rg: !ticker s.bvps
assbot: [MPEX:S.BVPS] 1day: 0.00363919 / 0.00368828 / 0.00370844 (1721 shares, 6.35 BTC), 30day: 0.001175 / 0.00314513 / 0.00435 (86399 shares, 271.74 BTC)
rg: i think its interesting everyone wants to invest in satoshidice
rg: as even their webste says they pay out 99% of profit
mircea_popescu: not that many real revenue streams in btc.
mircea_popescu: sooner or later people will realise the value of revenue stream in deflationary currency.
assbot: [GLBSE] [ASICMINER] 155 @ 0.098799 = 15.3138 BTC [+]
rg: yea yeah
rg: big words
EmanuelDeOrtego: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=102299.0
mircea_popescu: good drama ?
kakobrekla: i give him a scammer tag.
kakobrekla: id
mircea_popescu: well known dollar auction
mircea_popescu: .g dollar auction
markac: mircea_popescu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_auction
kakobrekla: need to change back keyboard
kakobrekla: spilled one yesterday with Coke™
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 1 @ 0.1029 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 83 @ 0.1029 = 8.5407 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FUTUREFUND] 136 @ 0.0001195 = 0.0163 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 2 @ 0.65 = 1.3 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2107 @ 0.00036511 = 0.7693 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 1.03539 BTC [+]
smickles: wtf time of the day is "the 28th Eastern time."
EmanuelDeOrtego: He means when the clock strikes midnight
EmanuelDeOrtego: Eastern
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 5 @ 0.101 = 0.505 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: teh world famous jackrabbit slim's eastern midnight!
EmanuelDeOrtego: lol he just fixed it too
EmanuelDeOrtego: Coincomm, are you here?
assbot: [GLBSE] [KRAKEN] 6 @ 0.01 = 0.06 BTC
rg: lol
rg: hey satoshidice
rg: thanks for the 20 btc
mircea_popescu: ahaha nowai ?
rg: yep
mircea_popescu: lol wd.
assbot: [GLBSE] [RSM] 8 @ 0.26 = 2.08 BTC [+]
rg: total luck
rg: obviously
mircea_popescu: skill baby
mircea_popescu: do it with 2000 nao
rg: i just did the same bet 4 times in a row
rg: 3 minutes spaced between
rg: lol
rg: what's with the less than 1
rg: that never happens..
mircea_popescu: 0 ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIF-AG-INDEX] 17 @ 0.175 = 2.975 BTC [+]
rg: "amount" : 8.01489200,
rg: lol ok ill take that
rg: thanks SD
mircea_popescu: dude srsly.
mircea_popescu: stop!
mircea_popescu: while you're ahead.
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67EaMezOKUw
rg: sadly
rg: i made more in 15 minutes on SD
rg: than i did with my litecoin deposit
rg: for the whole week
rg: ;<
mircea_popescu: lol
rg: well
rg: almost
mircea_popescu: now you can buy their shares
rg: ... really almost
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.76699999 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: and make a cut of all ulterior suckers.
rg: yeah right
rg: have you seen the buys listed?
rg: theres thousands of BTC
mircea_popescu: so ?
mircea_popescu: the total sold is like 30k
EmanuelDeOrtego: Well, I made a bet on that dollar auction.
EmanuelDeOrtego: I might win considering Bitcointalk isn't super retarded
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
rg: won again
mircea_popescu: dude srlsy.
mircea_popescu: somebody walk over to rg and smack him
rg: pff
rg: i just made hundreds of dollars
rg: betting 1 BTC
rg: gimmie a break
EmanuelDeOrtego: SatoshiDice?
EmanuelDeOrtego: You're kidding me.
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 10 @ 1.18 = 11.8 BTC [+]
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
rg: AGAIN
copumpkin: rg: the laws of probability say that if you keep trying, you'll lose it all again :) that's how casinos are made of gold and shit like that
rg: hahaha
mircea_popescu: copumpkin will he listen ? no he won't listen
mircea_popescu: rg is on a god given quest to suffer from all possible addictions
EmanuelDeOrtego: rg will eventually bet all of BitVPS on SatoshiDice
EmanuelDeOrtego: and Evoorhees will own it
mircea_popescu: merger! /me fees.
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.B] 20 @ 1.1799 = 23.598 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: Evoorhees looks Jewish so I would trust that guy with anything.
rg: yeah im going to lose bitvps by losing 1 btc
rg: right..
mircea_popescu: do it enough times...
rg: minus the other 35 btc i earned
rg: dude
rg: do you understand
rg: i havent lost once
EmanuelDeOrtego: rg, you're doing it right
mircea_popescu: no rg we are incomprehensiblified.
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego do i look like a jew ?
EmanuelDeOrtego: He's not even betting all of his winnings.
rg: EmanuelDeOrtego: the only proper way to win
rg: is to play one day
rg: then never EVER
rg: play again
EmanuelDeOrtego: rg gets it
EmanuelDeOrtego: He doesn't need to be parented
mircea_popescu: i just do it cause he's cute when he gets ruffled.
rg: dont know much about history
rg: dont know much about biology
rg: dont know much about science book
rg: dont know much about the french i took
rg: but i do know that i love you
rg: and i know that if yuo love me so
EmanuelDeOrtego: okkkkaaayyyy
Azelphur: I know that rg likes singing
rg: ok this is the last time im betting
rg: i better lose this bet
rg: then ill feel better
mircea_popescu: 250 ftw
rg: ROTF
rg: won
mircea_popescu: he;'s gonna ruin my fucken ipo
EmanuelDeOrtego: Somebody else lost though
mircea_popescu: sd goes bkrupt by friday
rg: mircea_popescu: haha
rg: fluke gives rg 3000 btc
rg: i would probbaly give half of it back
EmanuelDeOrtego: SatoshiDice was losing money at one point.
rg: if there was a fluke
EmanuelDeOrtego: Are you talking about that woman who thinks not being entitled to birth control is a war against women?
mircea_popescu: EmanuelDeOrtego they could in principle lose the house, who's to say someone doesn't get lucky on the 64k x thing 18 million times in a row
EmanuelDeOrtego: but the chances
EmanuelDeOrtego: are so small
rg: im pretty 100% sure
mircea_popescu: kinda low ya
rg: there are bots doing satoshidice
mircea_popescu: why ?
rg: doing penny bets
EmanuelDeOrtego: Nah, you think?
mircea_popescu: rg you see robots everywhere
mircea_popescu: fetishist
rg: i wonder how much they wion
rg: win*
rg: if anything
rg: theres no formula
EmanuelDeOrtego: rg, they were ruining SatoshiDice at one point.
rg: oh
EmanuelDeOrtego: Evorhees had to raise the house advantage.
rg: then they changed the %
mircea_popescu: lmao so now the forum people are hating on DeaDTerra for making them a passthrough
mircea_popescu: in the end they'd hate on tarantino if he brought them naked uma thurman
mircea_popescu: cause her nail color
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48500 @ 0.00036695 = 17.7971 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.00036511 = 1.0953 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 30 @ 0.61000001 = 18.3 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: url to hating?
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 4 @ 0.524 = 2.096 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.525 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=101902.msg1120714#msg1120714 and before
rg: oh nice loks like satoshidice is finally diversifying
rg: they have a new kind of game
rg: that's good
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P170N] 1 @ 0.95202152 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: that progressive thing ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [CIUCIU.BOND] 1 @ 0.1 BTC [+]
rg: yeah
rg: it has crazy low odds
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1600 @ 0.00101944 = 1.6311 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2000 @ 0.00102458 = 2.0492 BTC [+]
rg: # Win Odds: 0.06184%
EmanuelDeOrtego: So if anyone won the 64,000x bet
EmanuelDeOrtego: SatoshiDice would bust
mircea_popescu: there's a max
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 26 @ 0.61000001 = 15.86 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: they'd be out what, 650 btc ?
EmanuelDeOrtego: oh
EmanuelDeOrtego: Well, that's less meaningful
rg: 250
rg: ern o
rg: you're talking about something else
mircea_popescu: .py 0.050 * 64000
markac: 3200.0
mircea_popescu: 3.2k a fair chunk
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 5 @ 0.61000001 = 3.05 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: aactually... 1% of the comp.
assbot: [GLBSE] [JLP-BMD] 1 @ 0.0999 BTC [-]
rg: "category" : "receive",
rg: "amount" : 4.00719600,
rg: why... cant i lose?
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.61000002 BTC [+]
smickles: variance
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 24 @ 0.61000001 = 14.64 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00037725 = 3.5839 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00036511 = 7.2292 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: lol how much are you up ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.55 BTC [+]
rg: 30.69 btc
mircea_popescu: so you did lose some
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 6 @ 0.1037 = 0.6222 BTC [+]
rg: no
rg: i counted wrong the first tmie
mircea_popescu: weren't you 35 a
rg: i was including a transaction that wasnt satoshidice
rg: they all look similar
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19103 @ 0.00036511 = 6.9747 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2970 @ 0.00035701 = 1.0603 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00038269 = 2.6788 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10030 @ 0.00039262 = 3.938 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 2 @ 0.8499 = 1.6998 BTC [+]
rg: slol someone bid 15 btc
rg: in one bid
rg: damn that's insane
rg: ;;calc 15 * [ticker --last]
gribble: 150.7515
rg: to lose 150.75 in one bet
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.B] 1 @ 1 BTC [-]
rg: glad i dont have the guts for that
EmanuelDeOrtego: rg, that was likely a bot
EmanuelDeOrtego: that intends to make it back
rg: they actully won
rg: bid 15 btc, got 20 back
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 2 @ 0.8989 = 1.7978 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 1 @ 0.8999 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 19 @ 0.9 = 17.1 BTC [+]
rg: just seems silly to me
rg: to risk that much
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 4 @ 0.399 = 1.596 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 9 @ 0.1037 = 0.9333 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 1 @ 0.13898 BTC [-]
BTCHero: What does nyanc do now that pirate is gone
BTC-Mining: Some lost 250 BTC in one bid =/
smickles: DeaDTerra: !
BTCHero: i get that it pays what isn't paid to a and b but surely there aren't many investments over 2%
smickles: "Management will be manual, I am not sure if it even can be automated?"
smickles: i kow it can be automated
rg: [15:17] <BTC-Mining> Some lost 250 BTC in one bid =/
rg: SOMEONE won 1070.92083333 BTC
DeaDTerra: Smickles!
rg: smickles
rg: remember when splatster quit irc
DeaDTerra: Okay cool, I don't like automated though xD I like manual :)
Azelphur: rg: he came back yesterday
smickles: DeaDTerra: i just wanted to point that out to you since it seemd to be a question
smickles: (i placed it here b/c it's off topic in that thread)
rg: Azelphur
rg: he never left
Azelphur: :O
rg: he was gone for like a week
rg: lol
Azelphur: s/week/2 months
smickles: pebbles never left
DeaDTerra: okay :) I will keep that in mind
DeaDTerra: seems like I am getting some shit for the admin fee, what would be a more appropriate admin fee?
rg: "amount" : 8.01489200,
rg: "confirmations" : 0,
rg: lol
rg: rg ftw
rg: i lost a couple .5 ones tho
rg: i cant seem to win with the small bets
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITBOND] 1 @ 0.399 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [MMM] 1 @ 0.8 BTC [+]
rg: not even for the easy ones
smickles: DeaDTerra: that's a good question. did you have to pay 8btc to set it up?
Azelphur: does anyone know if satoshidice has a secure arch? do they keep the majority of funds in an offline wallet etc?
smickles: evoorhees has spoken of use of cold storage
Azelphur: cool
Azelphur: I'd hate to invest in another bitcoinica :p
smickles: you have an mpex account Azelphur ?
Azelphur: yes
assbot: [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 12 @ 0.1037 = 1.2444 BTC [+]
DeaDTerra: I paid 8 BTC to setup the GLBSE and 20 BTC to Setup the MPex then I will pay trade fees on both GLBSE and Mpex as well as transfer fees for the BTC transfer :)
smickles: lol
Azelphur: :)
smickles: (/me re az)
Azelphur: hehe
DeaDTerra: It took me 1 hours to sign up on Mpex as I am retarded with encryption, the reason why I did it was not for a quick buck but to give a service to the community :)
smickles: i forgot you wrote pympex
Azelphur: indeed :P
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 7 @ 0.61000001 = 4.27 BTC [-]
smickles: DeaDTerra: i haven't looked at your shareholder agreement, is taking a cut of the divident the only way you plan to be compensated?
Azelphur: satoshidice confuses me a bit, they earn 33k btc yearly, 100% of the net profits are distributed as dividends, so how does the people running it make any money? also it says further down that you can only buy 10% of the company, does that not mean that you only have access to 10% of the profits?
BTC-Mining: Indeed, you can only buy up to 10% of the profits
smickles: yeah, Azelphur 90% of profits stay with evoorhees because only 10% is released to the public
BTC-Mining: for like 320 000 BTC
BTC-Mining: So it's around 10% per year or something like that I think?
Azelphur: that seems to conflict with "100% of the net profits are distributed as dividends to shareholders"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 13 @ 0.00370844 = 0.0482 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 287 @ 0.00372508 = 1.0691 BTC [+]
Azelphur: I suppose technically he is a shareholder if he keeps 90% of the company for himself
Azelphur: lol
smickles: Azelphur: nope, evoorhees is 90% shareholder
smickles: heh
Azelphur: yep, I get it now
Azelphur: \o/
smickles: \o)
DeaDTerra: Smickles Yes it is :)
DeaDTerra: the bonds will be sold and purchased as a 1:1 ratio so no fees there
rg: they really sped satoshidice up
rg: i remember when it first came out i played a few bets
Azelphur: hmm, the numbers don't seem to look very good unless satoshidice grows drastically
rg: it took forever
Azelphur: based on my math of putting 150 BTC in at the first IPO, at current numbers I stand to make 15 BTC a year.
Azelphur: which is...well I could get that in a FDIC insured bank.
rg: well
rg: that's their plan
rg: the money is for a magazine campaign
rg: or something
Azelphur: ah I see, so they plan to grow
rg: so did bitvps
rg: the market just isnt big enough!
rg: we need more fucking people
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 8 @ 0.61000001 = 4.88 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
Azelphur: xD
rg: who dont htink bitcoin is the wild west
rg: for drugs and guns
Azelphur: rg: how much bigger did bitvps get?
rg: Azelphur: meh, setting pretty at 160 total VPS right now
assbot: [GLBSE] [YARR] 1 @ 0.975 BTC [+]
smickles: damn, Azelphur you get 10% at a bank?
rg: since i killed off the low end plans, signups are down
Azelphur: smickles: I know people :)
assbot: [GLBSE] [YARR] 18 @ 0.97 = 17.46 BTC [-]
rg: but the length in which people stay signed up
rg: has increased
rg: a shit load
rg: so instead of 10 signups, with 2 people who last longer than a month
Azelphur: rg: hehe, how are your profits?
rg: we have 5 sign ups, with 4 people staying longer than a month
Azelphur: is probably the most important question
rg: profits are fine
evoorhees: Azelphur: please tell me which bank is offering 10% per year interest rates :)
rg: we havent posted a single loss
Azelphur: evoorhees: http://www.x-o.co.uk/
rg: paid 55.5 BTC in divs last month
evoorhees: A) that's in a depreciating currency, not in Bitcoin
Azelphur: rg: how was it before the IPO, have you grown significantly and if so by how much?
evoorhees: and B) there is risk in that offering
rg: we've grown a ton
rg: in terms of amount of customers and servers
Azelphur: rg: cool :)
rg: i expect the new site might help too
rg: i got a decent amount of it done last night
rg: but still another day or two of work to go
rg: since i dont get much done
Azelphur: evoorhees: hehe, I don't mean to bash too much just making sure I understand everything, it's the most interesting opportunity I've seen so far
Azelphur: I have quite a lot coming out of BS&T, so I'm interested.
mircea_popescu: Azelphur they do keep 90% stake for now and 50% stake minimum
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: fun
rg: http://wallet.bitvps.com/?page_id=5374
rg: i made that stupid page
Azelphur: rg: :D
Azelphur: rg: nice
BTC-Mining: I don't think anything is coming out of BS&T
Azelphur: hehe, well we'll see
Azelphur: I'm either going to be poor or rich over the next few days :P
BTC-Mining: If something does, I'll rejoice for the wonderful news about bitcoins it will bring about.
Azelphur: I had perhaps a bit more than I should have in there
mircea_popescu: evoorhees Azelphur is a subsidiary to the bank of mob, inc
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: bank of mob? XD
smickles: DeaDTerra: i'm having a tough time figuring a dividend -> appropriate cut based on exchange fees and such
smickles: :/
rg: i trhink pirate will pay every last BTC
Azelphur: me too
rg: and still not admit that bs&t lost tons of money
Azelphur: his behaviour does not fit the profile of someone that is planning to run
rg: i am really willing to bet he will pay the loss out of pocket rather than admit he was wrong
usagi: haha you got banned sucker
Azelphur: wat
rg: ive always said hes been hiding the losses with gpumax
rg: sweeet
rg: litecoin ask is finally going down
DeaDTerra: Indeed it's quite hard as it depends on the growth and sucess of the IPO
rg: i need some cheap litecoinz
smickles: DeaDTerra: let's figure that you get 1/2 of outstanding shares
Azelphur: lol, litecoin is CPU only?
Azelphur: I wonder how well Linux cpu scheduler would handle having litecoin slammed to 19 priority
smickles: .py (5000000*.0034)*.005+20+8
markac: 113.0
rg: no
rg: its not
assbot: [GLBSE] [SYNERGY] 2 @ 0.189 = 0.378 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 83 @ 0.50000001 = 41.5 BTC [-]
smickles: .py 113/(270/2)
markac: 0
smickles: lol
smickles: integer
smickles: .py 113.0/(270.0/2)
markac: 0.837037037037
smickles: er, and i'm missing the cut
Azelphur: rg: I like the sound of a CPU based miner
Azelphur: I have a little bit of CPU power ;)
smickles: .py 113.0/((270.0/2)*.05)
markac: 16.7407407407
smickles: at 5%, it takes you 17 months to recover the costs?
rg: how much cpu power
rg: you can mine on my private pool if you have a real amount
rg: theres also gpu miners
rg: cgminer supports ltc now
Azelphur: rg: it's only personal use, so I don't have a cluster or anything
Azelphur: rg: but watercooled i7 950 @ 4.2ghz
rg: ohh lol
rg: i thought you said 'quite a bit'
rg: not 'a little bit'
rg: maybe i read what i wanted to read
Azelphur: quite a bit considering I'd never heard of litecoin before and don't own a cluster?
Azelphur: :P
rg: i have 3MH running through my private pool
rg: i am almost 2% of the total ltc network
Azelphur: o.O
Azelphur: rg: what CPU power you have for that
rg: hundreds of cpus
Azelphur: dam lol
rg: but its not 24/7
rg: i only abuse it when people @ work arent
rg: otherwise id probably get in trouble
rg: YEAH WELL THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO PAY ME TO MOVE TO ENGLAND
rg: SO I CAN SKIM A BIT OFF THE TOP
rg: WHILE I WAIT
rg: OH DONT JUDGE ME
rg: YOUD DO THE SAME THING
rg: FINE
mircea_popescu: moar caps
rg: WELL JUST HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE
assclown: Being paid to move to england is overrated
assclown: I did that once
Azelphur: xD
rg: assclown: i like london
rg: they already paid to have me come over
rg: and i had a lot of fun
assclown: Yea, but you wouldn't if you had to live there
assclown: the people are like zombies
assclown: dead eyes everywhere
assclown: alchoholic 14 year olds
assclown: etc
rg: oh sweet so instead of taking my, highly paid, dream job
rg: ill just hang out here
rg: on IRC
rg: for 12 houors a day
copumpkin: sounds like a plan!
rg: yeah ive been doing that for 10 years
rg: fuck
rg: it
rg: besides i made a promise to someone that id have my life sorted by 25
mircea_popescu: alcoholic 14 yo girls i have seen in london.
EskimoBob: that explains a lot
rg: that's fine
rg: im not opposed to that
EmanuelDeOrtego: It's sad those girls are legal
rg: shrug
rg: who cares
rg: imagine what the world would be like without fucked up people
rg: it would be fucked
Azelphur: rg: so will I earn money mining on my super i7 do you think
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 2 @ 1.01 = 2.02 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: replies 239 views 4050. day old thread
mircea_popescu: such fail.
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 2 @ 1.0001 = 2.0002 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 1 BTC [-]
Azelphur: rg: http://wiki.solidcoin.info/wiki/Reaper this page says you can mine LTC on a GPU o.O
Azelphur: doing 4KH/sec \m/
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 2 @ 1 = 2 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 1 @ 0.927 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [GIGAMINING] 2 @ 0.925 = 1.85 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.E] 1 @ 1.1 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.575 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.625 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.65 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 1 @ 0.675 BTC [+]
EskimoBob: foo, cmn, up! not down!
BTC-Mining: That's what it did...
EskimoBob: more :)
EmanuelDeOrtego: When the Pirate singularity collapses, I will be far away from here. In another universe, as a matter of fact. You, on the other hand, will be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed-and even in some which are essentially impossible.
mircea_popescu: lol
EskimoBob: EmanuelDeOrtego: you are drunk, go sleep it off.
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 2500 @ 0.00102458 = 2.5615 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: lol you haven't played hl2
EskimoBob: EmanuelDeOrtego: and when you sober up, read all that shit you have written today. It's priceless.
smickles: "It is not a registered legal entity. It’s a website. I’m not sure what “properly allow investment” means. The terms are stated, they are clear, and I have signed them with provable identification. Bitcoin is a free market, and this is a voluntary contract. I understand most of the world does not operate in this way, but that’s part of the problem, and I’m spending my life fighting it. Not by protesting with signs and letters to congre
smickles: :D
mircea_popescu: pretty cool eh ?
mircea_popescu: i seriously like the guy.
assbot: [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 7084 @ 0.00102458 = 7.2581 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: I wish I wrote that
EmanuelDeOrtego: because I agree with it
mircea_popescu: so then buy his stock
EmanuelDeOrtego: Who is this?
mircea_popescu: evoorhees
EmanuelDeOrtego: I love that guy.
smickles: http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences4/accents
smickles: the american side
EmanuelDeOrtego: He collects all the Bitcoins through SatoshiDice and hoards them for a higher price.
EmanuelDeOrtego: Diablo-D3
EmanuelDeOrtego: are you exposed to Pirate?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1800 @ 0.00038581 = 0.6945 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: EmanuelDeOrtego: nope
Diablo-D3: why, what did he do/
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 4 @ 0.56 = 2.24 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: Diablo-D3: Just curious, my friend.
Diablo-D3: i thought he quit anyhow
EmanuelDeOrtego: ha
EmanuelDeOrtego: You could make good money if you are convinced of that.
Diablo-D3: erm?
Diablo-D3: didnt he already announce he quit/
EmanuelDeOrtego: Well, he quit but hasn't paid out yet
BTC-Mining: What Emanuel means is that pirate passthrough are selling low compared to face value
Diablo-D3: ahh
Diablo-D3: thats more usagi's thing
assbot: [GLBSE] [RUGATU] 1 @ 0.10999999 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-B] 51 @ 0.1 = 5.1 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: DeaDTerra: whats with the FUD in the asicminer thread
DeaDTerra: that Friedcat had run away with the cash...
DeaDTerra: I talked to him this morning so this is not the case
Diablo-D3: I remember when fud was exclusively what we called anything microsoft said about linux a decade ago :D
mircea_popescu: i remember that too.
Diablo-D3: DeaDTerra: yeah I doubt that he ran away
mircea_popescu: such as "half the drivers don't work"
mircea_popescu: FUD!
Diablo-D3: hes probably busy getting shit done
mircea_popescu: kernel actually has bugs
mircea_popescu: FUDDDDD
assbot: [GLBSE] [PUREMINING] 30 @ 0.13898 = 4.1694 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: gnome isnt shit.... wait, thats not fud at all!
mircea_popescu: lol
Diablo-D3: er, is
Diablo-D3: IS shit
mircea_popescu: eheheh
Diablo-D3: I dont want anyome claiming I said gnome isnt shit
mircea_popescu: too late, it's saved.
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 3 @ 0.03500201 = 0.105 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [DMC] 8 @ 0.035002 = 0.28 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: DeaDTerra: what pisses me off is Im subscribed to the thread but its not emailing me for updates
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 it quit emailing, they prolly got canned for spamming
mircea_popescu: nobody's getting them anymoar.
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: but Im getting them on other subjects
mircea_popescu: oh ?!
mircea_popescu: i heard from multiple people they're nto getting emails nemore.
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDK.BND] 11 @ 0.101 = 1.111 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: last was at 3:19pm my time
assbot: [GLBSE] [BITCOINMINV] 1 @ 0.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 5 @ 0.56 = 2.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 100 @ 0.50000001 = 50 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 15 @ 0.5 = 7.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 30 @ 0.435 = 13.05 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 200 @ 0.433 = 86.6 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i take it bib.pirate is uninsured
assbot: [GLBSE] [FOO.PPPPT] 3 @ 0.5 = 1.5 BTC [-]
Ignatius-otc: correct
mircea_popescu: myeah.
Ignatius-otc: what a shit storm...forums are trashed
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 5 @ 0.5 = 2.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 1 @ 0.49 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 3 @ 0.401 = 1.203 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 9 @ 0.4 = 3.6 BTC [-]
BTC-Mining: Down down down goes the prices
rg: where do boogers come from
assbot: [GLBSE] [BDT] 40 @ 1.03 = 41.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [MPOE.ETF] 8 @ 1.4 = 11.2 BTC [+]
rg: !ticker s.bvps
assbot: [MPEX:S.BVPS] 1day: 0.00363919 / 0.00369363 / 0.00372508 (2021 shares, 7.46 BTC), 30day: 0.001175 / 0.00314714 / 0.00435 (86699 shares, 272.85 BTC)
rg: come on fuckers
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 2 @ 0.95 = 1.9 BTC [+]
rg: ;;seen brendio
gribble: brendio was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 10 hours, 53 minutes, and 56 seconds ago: <brendio> hi and soon bye
rg: ;;later tell brendio dont forget.. i want to put those cheaper bvps shares on glbse
gribble: The operation succeeded.
smickles: ;;seen rg
gribble: rg was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 40 seconds ago: <rg> ;;later tell brendio dont forget.. i want to put those cheaper bvps shares on glbse
smickles: ;;later tell rg pithy, pithy, poo, poo
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [GLBSE] [GOLD] 15 @ 0.01 = 0.15 BTC [+]
rg: man i cannot lose at SD
mircea_popescu: what still ?
assbot: [GLBSE] [YABMC] 10 @ 0.13 = 1.3 BTC [+]
EmanuelDeOrtego: rg: Just quit right now
EmanuelDeOrtego: You will be better off
Diablo-D3: ahh, this is lame
Diablo-D3: watch and notify are seperate options
EmanuelDeOrtego: Also, I just played Satoshi Dice and lost on the least risky bet.
Diablo-D3: so if I watch a thread it doesnt notify me
Diablo-D3: thats fucking useless
rg: "amount" : 2.66713066,
rg: "amount" : 6.01104400,
rg: "amount" : 6.01104400,
rg: "amount" : 8.01489200,
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
EmanuelDeOrtego: I only got a Satoshi
rg: "amount" : 4.00719600,
bitfoo: this is why one should buy Satoshi Dice shares
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
rg: "amount" : 8.01489200,
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
rg: "amount" : 4.00719600,
rg: "amount" : 2.00334800,
BTC-Mining: all wins in a row??
mircea_popescu: lmao dude...
Diablo-D3: wat?
mircea_popescu: i never won anything :(
rg: animallllllllllll house
rg: its those 8 btc wins that really made it worht it
rg: but im too afraid to play anymore
copumpkin: that movie is based on a frat at my college
mircea_popescu: 52 lol
rg: indeed copumpkin
mircea_popescu: they have college for vegetables nao ?!
mircea_popescu: jeez us schools really gone downhill
copumpkin: :)
rg: pff schools in our state are better than most
copumpkin: I've been there, it's a shithole
copumpkin: the frat, that is
rg: a community college in MA is like a regular college in Alabama
mircea_popescu: you're in massacchhussettss ?
rg: massachusetts
mircea_popescu: ikr.
rg: yes and so is cockpumpkin
rg: we are bros
rg: ma bros
mircea_popescu: i lived in lowell for like a year.
rg: which is how people from MA pronounce Marlboro
rg: yo can i get some mah broz
rg: mah bro lightz
mircea_popescu: they had there a nice briock building called
mircea_popescu: MIDDLESEX COLLEGE
rg: lowell is a shithole
mircea_popescu: which... i mean extremitysex lolz
assbot: [GLBSE] [ADMINSORTED] 1 @ 1 BTC [+]
rg: no wonder you moved back to rolamia
mircea_popescu: rg i didn't mind. and no, from there i went to mexico.
rg: now that makes sense
rg: with a pit stop in moldova
rg: tour of shit!
rg: ehm
rg: world tour of shit!
mircea_popescu: dude why are you so EskimoBobish
rg: cause you're so cute when you're worked up
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 3 @ 0.251 = 0.753 BTC [-]
copumpkin: the school is actually in NH
rg: UNH is nice
rg: at least i had fun there
rg: and liked it
mircea_popescu: so basically copumpkin you live free or pie ?
rg: har har
mircea_popescu: shuddup it was a good one.
copumpkin: lol
rg: !ticker s.mpie
rg: !ticker s.mpoe
assbot: Invalid ticker.
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1day: 0.00034759 / 0.00039291 / 0.00041337 (11222897 shares, 4,409.65 BTC), 30day: 0.0001 / 0.00036532 / 0.00041337 (57487018 shares, 21,001.67 BTC)
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 20 @ 1.05 = 21 BTC [-]
assbot: [GLBSE] [PPT.A] 3 @ 1 = 3 BTC [-]
rg: pff can i have like 20% of your daily
mircea_popescu: crazy huh
mircea_popescu: i announce s.dice ppl buy s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.0003919 = 3.9974 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: yeajh, that's what im talking about.
mircea_popescu: and i mean... P/E ratio for mpoe is about 20x.
mircea_popescu: those muppets on the forum giving the guy flak for 10x
rg: people give me shit all the time
rg: remember that asshole who went and messaged me to tell me that the div payments werent to his liking
mircea_popescu: no?
rg: it was in the beginning
rg: the guy who expected to get rich in 1 month
mircea_popescu: what do you pay in average ? ~50 or so a month ?
rg: naw
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.bvps
rg: lower
assbot: [MPEX:S.BVPS] 1day: 0.00363919 / 0.00369363 / 0.00372508 (2021 shares, 7.46 BTC), 30day: 0.001175 / 0.00314714 / 0.00435 (86699 shares, 272.85 BTC)
rg: i will start paying out min 50
rg: probably
Diablo-D3: okay so, now
Diablo-D3: hopefully
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 10 @ 0.405 = 4.05 BTC [+]
assbot: [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 100 @ 0.40000001 = 40 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: .py 0.00369363 * 1000000
markac: 3693.63
Diablo-D3: Ill get notifications on asicminer
Diablo-D3: grumble
mircea_popescu: so you're doing a little better than 10x, maybe 8x or so ?
Diablo-D3: !ticker asicminer
assbot: [GLBSE:ASICMINER] [Bid: 0.0985] [Ask: 0.0988] [Spread: 0.0003] [Last: 0.098799] [24hVol: 99.1449708] [7dAvg: 0.10487889]
mircea_popescu: !ticker gigamining
assbot: [GLBSE:GIGAMINING] [Bid: 0.9255] [Ask: 1.035] [Spread: 0.1095] [Last: 0.925] [24hVol: 198.14989] [7dAvg: 1.01259883]
mircea_popescu: dude what teh F are people on about the forum
mircea_popescu: the flagship of glbse does 200 a day
mircea_popescu: mpex does 4k a day
mircea_popescu: what are we even discussing here
Diablo-D3: heh
mircea_popescu: are these people nuts ?
Ignatius-otc: lol yeah I justr ead that thread
Ignatius-otc: even worse I think he just copy pasted that smere from other times he's posted it
mircea_popescu: are they like, being paid to be stupid ?
Ignatius-otc: like i said...shitstorm...forums trashed...I blame...mmm chaaang
smickles: mircea_popescu: did you see the part where he suggested that i be MPOE-PR?
mircea_popescu: did that little bitch ever put up pictures of his server farm yet ?
mircea_popescu: smickles no, i only get digests
mircea_popescu: and even so im starting to get fed up
assbot: [GLBSE] [NYAN.C] 1 @ 0.95 BTC [+]
smickles: i think he has settled into calling you/mpoe-pr 'the porn star'
Chaaaang-Noi: <Ignatius-otc> blame me for what?
mircea_popescu: because women on the interwebz are absolutely prostitutes
mircea_popescu: Chaaaang-Noi we're trying to discern the source of forum idiocy.
Ignatius-otc: *everything*...just kidding. I saw you've been handling trolls on the forums.
Chaaaang-Noi: fucking trolls
Chaaaang-Noi: i honestly want my own forums, or an invite only forum where people are not retarded
assbot: [GLBSE] [BIB.PIRATE] 8 @ 0.6 = 4.8 BTC [+]
smickles: heh
rg: ha ha