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mircea_popescu: teh furhrer is getting impatient eh.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, apparently bitpay will not show you the bitcoin address unless you provide them with an email address.
mircea_popescu: multiple incidents, including a large and quite deliberate bonfire.
mircea_popescu: hundreds were in fact.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i suspect you're right. of course, a nation that deliberately destroys the memory of competence in the hopes of making life more comfortable for itself merely succeeds in making death that much closer. but that's another tale.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yes it's well known by people in the know. nobody else, becauyse hey, nytimes has a lifestyle section.
mircea_popescu: thousands of films pre technicolor are alread yloist ; the few remaining kinda going that way.
mircea_popescu: ~nobody knows because hey, "trade secret", but the shape of the old celuloid vaults is beyond sad.
mircea_popescu: but of what. i had "high res" scan of andalou dog in my hands, the real mccoy. 99% compressed it looked exactly the same the original's just that bad.
mircea_popescu: yes i'll get archival copy of stuff i like. amusingly, 99% of which doesn't exist in better resolution anyway. wtf am i going to do with an archival copy of cat on the hot tin roof, watch the original artefacts in preference of the modern ones ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: well ?
mircea_popescu: then again, diablo 2 notably got to keep its cutscenes. so i think it was very much an aesthetic decision.
mircea_popescu: i for first time saw mm7 cutscenes recently. they're pretty idiotic.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeat they don't quite live to expectation huh.
mircea_popescu: fucking 7gb monstrosities they do nowadays. like i really have to see the unwatchable crap in high definition.
mircea_popescu: i also prefer older formats for movies. was only last week screaming at girl, "stop getting movies over 650mb. it is enough."
mircea_popescu: phf no cutscenes and no cd audio tracks was the standard for my gaming experience. tbh i liked it.
mircea_popescu: bout 2-3 per shot.
mircea_popescu: toast almonds. straight out of the oven, nice and HOT put them in old style glass, pour cognac on top.
mircea_popescu: and in today's better living through perversion :
mircea_popescu: i thought there's a service where you send them your mangled/burned/whatever bills and they credit it to your account.
mircea_popescu: lel
mircea_popescu: anyway. the point being, for the anglos, that the axe is the tool you use to chop down forest, and the axe handle is made of wood.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: waitwhat
mircea_popescu: does that do anything ?
mircea_popescu: "basically". did you cheat on me ? "basically not"
mircea_popescu: lol ios.
mircea_popescu: makes sense.
mircea_popescu: how do you say axe handle in english ?
mircea_popescu: dork. who the fuck asked anyone anything.
mircea_popescu: i like it how cuban is "billionaire" also.
mircea_popescu: oh he's a doomsayer is he
mircea_popescu: "bacterial infection". well yes, mr watson.
mircea_popescu: depends for whom. syphilis and staphilococcus infection also difficult to distinguish, for layman.
mircea_popescu: former is starvation behaviour ; latter is retardation behaviour. starvation of a different kind, of a different part. no blood supply to brain.
mircea_popescu: do you see the difference between trying to use transformer as capacitor and trying to use transformer as father ?
mircea_popescu: but chicken works as fuckhole.
mircea_popescu: ie, chicken CAN be fucked in the manner described ; but chicken CAN NOT be your companion.
mircea_popescu: mkay. 1. animals don't matter. ducttaping around a chicken and fucking it for fun is not animal abuse ; 2. people are at the center. imagining the chicken is your companion IS animal abuse, in that you abuse the animal.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the cats dun enter into it.
mircea_popescu: animals are not your fucking "companions" anymore than you're an oil rig.
mircea_popescu: and i mean that literally.
mircea_popescu: it is neither endearing nor harmless. it is animal abuse.
mircea_popescu: totally unaware. jawdrop of the year.
mircea_popescu: and she went "oh, they're art silly, you hang them on the wall"
mircea_popescu: had me going for a while, you know, cause obviously my retort was "what do you do when it rains"
mircea_popescu: but no. she was playing gorge's accountant girlfriend straight for chrissakes
mircea_popescu: and AT FIRST i thought she's the tits, because hey, seemed like she's aware of a by now 20 yo mockery of the exact genre.
mircea_popescu: i met one who made papier mache hats.
mircea_popescu: oh, THAT'S what you do. how about when you're not being 5, what do you do then ?
mircea_popescu: trinque they're hysterical with the self-identifying, too. "i do x-with-y dorkitude". you know, like "i'm a doctor". "i paint seashells with nail polish"
mircea_popescu: just about. 20yos too lame to fuck being kept busy so nobody has to notice they're actually too lame to fuck.
mircea_popescu: mostly "students". recall the chick being educated over phone ?
mircea_popescu: you gotta fuck wild, man.
mircea_popescu: ever wondered why people who literally do nothing online, spend all day on quora or wikipedia or whatever, get so irate if their signal dies ? "omaigawd no internet" "bitch, this is good for youcoin."
mircea_popescu: "for as lord as i hear the voice of google and all the websaints, i am not properly alone in teh valley of where mp rapes my buttonhole daily."|
mircea_popescu: the notion that meryl streep is in any way different from bruce lee of bucharest's sewers, or for that matter you-name-her-nameless-activist-du-jour is possibly contemporaneity's best lol.
mircea_popescu: mark of the covenant, with their ancestor lord-saint graham bell.
mircea_popescu: same thing with the ads.
mircea_popescu: that phone is the palpable (it has to be! hipsters don;'t have souls), certain mark of apartenence. they are people too, because of that phone, you see ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: that old phone provides a fundamental lifeline. maybe god will call him on that phone any day now.
mircea_popescu: "it's just a gig, man, it's not my life"
mircea_popescu: tell you what : those people are the quintessential hipsters. that's what a hipster is, exactly that : a bum. like orwell, like all the ironic waitresses / actresses of the west coast. bums. tramps. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT AT HIME HERE.
mircea_popescu: that'd be why it's buried under crap, becauswe functional.
mircea_popescu: you assumed they had a tty somewhgere, also ?
mircea_popescu: o you did, did you.
mircea_popescu: yes but did you notice the old phone kept as a statuette ? and the rest of the hipster dumbassery ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform did you notice anything in the interiors of the sewage system dwellers asciilifeform ?
mircea_popescu: tada
mircea_popescu: yeah they're abhorrently bad at allocating real estate.
mircea_popescu: well... that'd be the problem, yes ?
mircea_popescu: i ask the maitre d' "so what happened to your bathroom ?" "uh... it's always been like that."
mircea_popescu: aqnd it doesn't bother them, any.
mircea_popescu: you can also step into hole in the wall nothingery, ask for toilet, discover that it's immaculate, and slightly larger than the dining hall.
mircea_popescu: here, it's totally disconnected. you can go to a pretentious restaurant, take an ill advised left and find oyurself in that scene from trainspotting.
mircea_popescu: it;s something else with the toilets. in any other place, you can guess : cheapo place, dubious shitter ; expensive restaurant, nice shitter.
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: because they're still broken.
mircea_popescu: well you did a shit job of it
mircea_popescu: o yeah ?
mircea_popescu: who the fuck wants a used 10 dollar screwdriver from the sidewalk ffs.
mircea_popescu: eh, cheap chino item. i set it on the windowsill. stepped inside for a moment. wind rolled it into the gap. when i came back, 5 mins later... gone.
mircea_popescu: you know someone stole my screwdriver today ?
mircea_popescu: part of the facade.
mircea_popescu: quite.
mircea_popescu: whole place is bogus.
mircea_popescu: myeah.
mircea_popescu: quite.
mircea_popescu: well, it's about the size of a medium sized mall's parking lot.
mircea_popescu: oh. you haven't ?
mircea_popescu: and you've seen that glorified parking lot.
mircea_popescu: timisoara int'l has better connections than eze.
mircea_popescu: buenos aires HAS NO DIRECT FLIGHTS. you understand this ? they're like omaha, nebraska, you can fly to flordia or madrid. that's it.
mircea_popescu: istanbul airport processes about 5-10k people/hour, every hour, every day. i haven't seen anything like that since before maga.
mircea_popescu: let me make a point here. buenos aires and instanbul are about the same thing, 10mn+ towns, largest in their area etc.
mircea_popescu: WHY WOULD YOU NEED THAT.
mircea_popescu: nope.
mircea_popescu: i am relatively proud to say i have by now seen just about every inch of this ~largest town on earth.
mircea_popescu: well extension lines to poor people yeah