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mircea_popescu: and then the next day they'd be all like... ooooo, we made so much business!!!1
ThickAsThieves: then they sell you something
ThickAsThieves: first they tell you how great everything is
mircea_popescu: and there'd be like... nobody going
pankkake: actually I know Tucker and Kinsella. but not for their Bitcoin work
mircea_popescu: imagine in LA all the newcomers held a Movies Convention
mircea_popescu: who told the noobs the way to matter is to hold a con ?
pankkake: hence the "con"?
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX]) -- Return pretty-printed mtgox ticker. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure that the three letter code you enter is a valid (1 more message)
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Bugpowder: check the logs!
truffles: never got to complete the challenge he gave me!
benkay: no time for open ended questions
louong: Pirates, Nefarios, Thieves, Slaughterers, Uktos, Usagis, Diablos, Psychos, Friedcats, Dongs, Nasty & Deprived. Garr255 and Werner. Oh yeah and Mircea Popescu. Welcome to the wonderful world of bitcoin securities.
CyrusV: Hey everyone! I'ld like to announce the opening of http://bitspoker.com - Public Beta, Real prizes!
ThickAsThieves: it'll be very interesting to see what happens the next time AM holds back dividends to pay the bills.
dub: yes its a thing
mircea_popescu: wait, it's a thing ?!
mircea_popescu: "o, we're persecuted because we don't believe in bearded skyguy, there's a moustachey skyguy there!!!"
dub: what I don't understand is why they can't just yogic fly away
mircea_popescu: the worst part is that it's so fucking stupid
ThickAsThieves: ozbot saving the day
Bugpowder: Will the 94995 ask get hit?
ThickAsThieves: said the investor
Bugpowder: I don't recommend investing though
Bugpowder: just go to the site and check it out if you want to bet
Bugpowder: up to 6,000BTC.
Bugpowder: but you can invest in the bankroll directly
furuknap: And they're listed somewhere?
ThickAsThieves: all the cool kids are doing it
furuknap: Which site is that?
ThickAsThieves: but that's me
ThickAsThieves: would like to see a better design
Bugpowder: I think it is really well done
Bugpowder: I am interested in the site though
ThickAsThieves: Bug, are you addicted to gambling now?
ThickAsThieves: hard out there for a pimp
furuknap: "They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now!"
aknap3: I should really pay more attention to 'merican politics
aknap3: had to look that one up
mircea_popescu: and they call you barney frank ?
aknap3: You build a dozen roads, but do they call you Connor the road-builder? No. You sire six wonderful sons, but do they call you Connor the child-rearer? No. But you fuck one sheep...
aknap3: and one for the masses....
davout: she turns around while walking away
davout: she goes to move along
davout: the friend is quite impressed and thanks the waitress
davout: the waitress answers as expected : "well, that would be x^3/3"
davout: "young lady, what's the integral of x^2 ?"
mircea_popescu: this so far sounds like the mit campus.
davout: proceeds to call the waitress and asks her :
davout: he's like "you don't believe me? check this out"
davout: "all the staff has extensive scientific and mathematic knowledge and are very educated people"
davout: the first guy is like "see buddy, this place i'm taking you is really special"
ThickAsThieves: i'm not good with getting trolled
davout: "i'll ask you a question during the dinner and you'll just have to answer x^3/3"
ThickAsThieves: other people that made bade choices will rally behind you
davout: "i'll give you an extra $20 on your tip if you just do me a small favor"
davout: summons the waitress and tells her
ThickAsThieves: and tell everyone
ThickAsThieves: just hit the forums
davout: expects a friend of his to join him for dinner
ThickAsThieves: mp, you dont have to stand for it
davout: so this guy goes into a restaurant ☟︎
mircea_popescu: then they win :/
mircea_popescu: you know, you put your HARD EARNED bitcoin on the line and other people bet
mircea_popescu: this new scam in town called investing. worst fucking idea ever
mircea_popescu: so this fucking dice site STOLE like 2 btc from me. and i wasn;'t even betting. OMG
davout: this probably warrants a topic change
mircea_popescu: o hey, nice boobies on tghe 2nd one.
mircea_popescu: there should be a fee fr this.
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | None based on data since last change | 23250135.4799 based on data for last three days
aknap3: ** always have more fun than you're supposed to **
aknap3: mp: any thoughts on the ass riding?
mircea_popescu: i think aknap3's form is the more accurate.
aknap3: at the very least, super abrasive skepticism
aknap3: paranoia is worth promoting in this environment
aknap3: maybe flip that around slightly -- untrustworty people are often also untrusting people
ThickAsThieves: the most untrusting people, are the least trustworthy
ThickAsThieves: i guess what they say is often true,
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves that's ok, sorta like how eskimo bob rants about miners
aknap3: fits the profile... make a committment, don't follow through
aknap3: certainly a scammer tag is warranted
ThickAsThieves: i'm tempted to make a large bid
aknap3: really puts a black mark on the whole anal thing
mircea_popescu: i think 79 is ath alrady
furuknap: Well, tell that to her, I'm sure she'll update her statement to "money war" :-)
Bugpowder: Is S.MPOE about to break ATH?
ozbot: World Bank Corruption Deceit and Greed | The Guardian Express
furuknap: "She says she was attempting to unveil a massive cover-up, that went all the way to Congress, and included 188 ministers of finance around the world. She claims the result of all the corruption will be a currency war."
mircea_popescu: <davout> pankkake: well, funnily enough, we got a ton of positive feedback from our "let's refund everyone" thing, and lots of people asked us whether they could leave their balances with us << right way to go.
davout: pankkake: technically, from a purely legal PoV it was mandatory for us to refund everyone. but practically speaking it's not an issue
pankkake: I thought it was mandatory
davout: furuknap: yes, that's why balls of iron/carbon alloy are required
pankkake: given I paid fees on my very little transaction (I planned to sell the rest for bitcoins but bad timing…) I wish I left it
davout: pankkake: well, funnily enough, we got a ton of positive feedback from our "let's refund everyone" thing, and lots of people asked us whether they could leave their balances with us
furuknap: "And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies;" T. Jefferson
pankkake: anyway, I have a zero balance *now* but as I used the site I would like to get the mail too
pankkake: users still have balances? I tought everyone transfered the money back
davout: samson_: ok, thanks, i think we'll e-mail all users with a non-zero balance then :-)