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asciilifeform: Vexual: best place to get astounding quantities of lead, cheaply, is... a boatyard.
Vexual: asciilifeform I'm sure I can find some kids to collect car wheel balancing weights for a six pack of light beer
Vexual: you can weld some of the rocks found around these parts
Vexual: ill breathe some lead fumes to make you some protective sleeves
Vexual: clever lady that terri hatchet
Vexual: he gets the guy to sign the noose so he can auction it for more on the clacks
Vexual: have you seen the hangman in going postal?
asciilifeform: btw, some joker wrote a paper (maybe competing for the igNobel?) replicating this on cow carcasses
asciilifeform: well, lead and orifices mentioned together.
asciilifeform: i can't help but think of the lead casts they must've pulled from the corpses of counterfeiters executed in the traditional way, in the old days.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform just don't look around the hall.
Vexual: does the acrylic go right around? i want to cast a copy in lead
mircea_popescu: proving once and for all that the best work designers do is when the tech and management people just give them clear and concise orders they can follow.
mircea_popescu: they were designed by the following procedure : asciilifeform and me threw around ideas, settled on usb finger, then i had a bunch of women send me pics of their hands flipping the bird, then i had it outlined and printed.
Vexual: i think theyre fuckin cool
asciilifeform: 'and then one day upon the stair, i met a man who wasn't there; he wasn't there again today - i really wish he'd go away.'
Vexual: who designed them?
mircea_popescu: good idea this.
Vexual: i want two of those nsa t's so i can not go to a party as not something atall
ozbot: Man Wears Obama Mask To Office Halloween Party; Company Orders Sensitivity Training For All 750 Em
mircea_popescu: what sort of retard is this, most countries actually give out free preg tests, or otherwise heavily sponsor them
ozbot: Selling THC tests and Pregnancy tests
mircea_popescu: i salute the idea of getting the kids used to bdsm early, tho the implementation is perhaps a little shoddy.
mircea_popescu: you speak with all the wisdom of the family man.
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> "woman remembers there's still cake" <<< ahahaha
nubbins`: it's like something from the onion
nubbins`: "woman remembers there's still cake"
nubbins`: "man buys car, forgets, now realizes he doesn't have to take the bus"
nubbins`: "many people, including this man who forgot about it, bought $25 of bitcoins in 2009"
asciilifeform: nubbins`: the peanut gallery only goes wild for stories of 'ordinary bloke like you & i lucked out!'
nubbins`: i want to see a headline that says "man bought $25 of bitcoins in 2009, didn't forget about them, now worth $886k"
bobbabad: how long has it been taken for people to get verified on bitfunder/weexchange?
mircea_popescu: so i'm buying ~1.6 bn isk worth of gear on the eve markets while selling ~5.4bn isk worth of gear
benkay: i've picked the entities from whom i've asked for ratings carefully.
mircea_popescu: it's not THAT bad.
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask benkay!~benkay@c-71-193-200-93.hsd1.or.comcast.net. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user benkay: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=benkay | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=benkay | Rated since: Sun Mar 10 13:57:45 2013
Namworld: Instead of being an open-source currency, ripple is (not sure if it is yet) an open-source ledger of who owes who, with debt used as money. If that's not an issue in your book...
benkay: mired in their own paradigms
benkay: american banks are going to ignore cryptocurrencies until their lunches are thoroughly et
benkay: i can sign a promise to pay you some money
benkay: has it not been exhausted, b0n1, draining wealth from the foolish already?
b0n1: what do you say about the potential of ripple?
mircea_popescu: best you got there is
gribble: A market order to sell 500 bitcoins right now would net 102290.2509 USD and would take the last price down to 204.0020 USD, resulting in an average price of 204.5805 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0001 seconds
gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, (1 more message)
benkay: what's the command to see how much the price would move for an asset given a specific buy/sell size?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 12.79782396 BTC to 381`228 shares, 3357 satoshi per share
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
gribble: The bot responds when you start a line with the ! character. A good starting point for exploring the bot is the !facts command. You can also visit the bot's website for a list of help topics and documentation: http://gribble.sourceforge.net/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 32.87308080 BTC to 9`303 shares, 353360 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: dub i vaguely recall it from the forum digests.
jcpham: i told him he was spamming
Bitzino: Pretty sure we are first result on google when you type in "Bitcoin casino"
dub: I especially how its the largest and most established but never before heard of thing on the internets
jcpham: ^ that too
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jcpham: some of them
Namworld: I was in touch with them for completly unrelated reasons tho.
Namworld: Oh yeah. Because not many on the forums were talking about it. Seems no one cares about secondmarket's fund.
dexX7: something like "the (inofficial) sm thread" or so
dexX7: ah, just a guess.. because you opened a thread on btctalk, i think
dexX7: didn't you contacted them recently?
dexX7: lol "Bitcoin has received a 'blessing' from the Church of St. John the Evangelist, which became the first Catholic church to accept bitcoin for donations..." from https://www.secondmarket.com/education/reports/bitcoin-buzz-issue-3?mgs1=82f0dzp1NO
BuyingCoins: I dont know, traded only twice, just selling codes here :)
mircea_popescu: dawg the mpex model is spreading
mircea_popescu: how can it be the most popular if its starting up
nubbins`: "Bitwash.cu.cc is the most popular and safest bitcoin laundering marketplace with the manual escrow system."
mircea_popescu: what's that ?
b0n1: are they hanging around on irc?
b0n1: someone from bitstamp team here?
dub: or is that 3645eu? I cant read kroutmath
dub: if $50 is a serious financial problem its time to kill yourself
jcpham: twitter gaonna tank hard
jcpham: also read that article earlier
jcpham: pigeons I'm seeinga cointerra miner banner ad on that cnbc page
nubbins`: talk like that leads to human-robot apocalypses
pankkake: what's wrong with an ass to mouth machine?
nubbins`: Diablo-D3: just punch your PIN number into this ATM machine for me
Diablo-D3: I wanted to beat them with a tire iron
Diablo-D3: nubbins`: I saw a story that said ATM machine
KRS-: amusing is the fact that I live in the most prominent, free, capitalist country in the world and have the most barriers to entry.
nubbins`: mildly amusing that all these news stories are talking about "world's first bitcoin atm!", but in canada they're referred to as ABMs (automated banking machines)
jurov: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1385388_654165651294840_1903427906_n.jpg ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ATM
kakobrekla: im all done then!
jurov: kakobrekla: what if it links to itself?
nubbins`: "hi, i'd like to send a dozen small parcels to various countries"
nubbins`: the people behind me in the lineup at the post office were displeased with me
kakobrekla: which is to look at the other todo
kakobrekla: i have a todo with only 1 task
kakobrekla: must learn to simplify things
jurov: nubbins`: so you are still on point 1 of your todo list?
ozbot: NSA infiltrates links to Yahoo, Google data centers worldwide, Snowden documents say - The Washingto
nubbins`: one of those days where you just keep drinking coffee until you feel ill
bitesak: i tried their android app which was a real hassle
jurov: if it';s right there on receive tab
bitesak: ok, I need to switch computer and come back for the screenshot, it was pretty straightforward, with right click the address you wish to use under the 'receive' tab, signature, copy paste the coinbr phrase and hit sign
dexX7: jurov: go to receive - right click on one of your addresses - sign message