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BingoBoingo: jamespeerless: So people can continue betting on
the same position
jamespeerless: mircea_popescu: why have separate addresses for each bet instead of just a single address
that holds bets for YES and NO?
snackman: mircea_popescu: haha where did you get
that pic?
snackman: mircea_popescu: i lived long enough
to witness your birth
BingoBoingo: snackman: Who
the fuck are you Jeffery Damer?
snackman: BingoBoingo: i
thought you meant in someone's freezer meant dead
snackman: BingoBoingo: why actually kill him
to prevent his coins from crashing
the market? why not just delete his keys?
snackman: BingoBoingo: why do you
think
that?
BingoBoingo: snackman: Nah, for
that you'd have
to check someone's freezer
snackman: he who own's
the keys owns
the coins. and he who own's
the void owns...
dub: ThickAsThieves`: considering half of wikimedia corp is gmaxwells sausage wallet,
they've probably consdired it
BingoBoingo: snackman: It honestly is seeming now like nothing is yours, but
the cold embrace of nothingness. How is
the void?
snackman: BingoBoingo:
the address is up
there
BingoBoingo: snackman: I'll give you 5,000,000 Satoshis for a sharpie in
the pooper pic with BB written on your asscheeks
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu:
To be fair before you showed it was pretty much just
the dev circle jerk and
the Silk Road honey pot
snackman: benkay: please read
the last 5 minutes.
the entire
thing was an act, carefully orchestrated, and mircea_popescu fell for it graciously
benkay: snackman holds all
the buttcorns. it's his private pre-mined altcoin, mircea_popescu, not actual bitcoins.
BingoBoingo: snackman: Actually in IRC everything is roughly on
topic for at least 24 hours after it was last mention provided you scroll up
mircea_popescu: it's incredible how many people
that got in early showed up late.
benkay: snackman: your aggro over 10 seems unwarranted
then
snackman: benkay: i have enough,
thank you. i got in early
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Maybe? Maybe instead of
the paper bullseye
though I hire a pair of
tits. I'm
trying
to imagine snackman's budget
though.
ThickAsThieves`: sending an email
to wikimedia re: donation request pop-up:
snackman: BingoBoingo:
the conversation moved on, screw
the play money, i have a much bigger fish
to catch
BingoBoingo: snackman:
The simple answer is
to get your bets in much earlier. As close
to opening as possible. Just draw a bullseye on a piece of paper and jack off. If more cum is on
the right bet yes. On
the left bet no.
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 it probably has something
to do with post communism.
Duffer1: if
true
then your actions are
too meta for me
to grock..
snackman: beyond*, as
typos are made when you're excited
snackman: mircea_popescu:
this entire escapade of mine was
to
test your style
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves` and you wanteds me
to implement splines.
dub: appears we are past acceptance and into
the dick slurping phase of grief
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves` what's wrong with just setting
the weight end point
to 80k or w.e ?
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves`: What's next? Allowing bet creators
to specify elliptic curves
the bet weight passes
through as it degrades over
time?
snackman: mircea_popescu: so
that's a yes
snackman: mircea_popescu: if you are, i
take everything back,
the megalomania is justified
mircea_popescu: and having it graphical
turned out
to be insanely difficult.
mircea_popescu: we cut it out, because curve notation is more
than
the average person can grok mentally
☟︎ BingoBoingo: jamespeerless: A great gambling website. I've won moar
there
than I lost on Satoshidice.
mircea_popescu: jamespeerless i'm
trying
to build bitcoin into an actual
thing.
mircea_popescu: snackman except if
the bet closes early, cause
that means
the weight was out of whack.
mircea_popescu: yesrly. kako and i have ~35% + w/e didn't sell of
the 30% put on sale.
snackman: mircea_popescu: bets are weighted, so late bets do not disturb
the force field
dub: mp is 80% of shareholders
tho
mircea_popescu: no cause he insultged my megalomania by claiming my
troll counter is megalomaniac
dub: shit,
throw him some blog credits, he earned it
mike_c: well,
to
the shareholders
dub: the guy donated $12k
to you, might sa well hang out on irc
BingoBoingo: Fuck, I
think I've been doing
this legal shit backasswards.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo sure.
the worst
they can do is lose you some money.
mircea_popescu: i'm just saying,
talking
to random peeps on irc isn't stressing me, it's mildly enjoyable.
mircea_popescu: use your noggin for
thinking : if my return from hanging out here were actually negative, i wouldn't or else i'd have you sent off.
snackman: seeing
that i probably will really have
to contact a lawyer...
snackman: mircea_popescu: also, if you would be willing
to return even, let's say 10% of
the money,
that would save both of us lots of stress and i would not bother you again
snackman: mircea_popescu: i'd happily wank
to a girl
that's into bitcoins
Duffer1: ya
that doesn't sounds creepy dude
snackman: mircea_popescu: also, if you happen
to get any higher resolution pix of your PR chick, let me know.
snackman: mircea_popescu: let
the king explain
to
the peasant
then
mircea_popescu: snackman well you're poor and so can't afford
the context.
snackman: mircea_popescu: also, what picture is
this?
snackman: mircea_popescu: who doesn't have a dorky haircut in
the picture?
mircea_popescu: mike_c yes, if you don't need
to read more
than 20 a month.
mircea_popescu: anyway,
the guy on
the right
there with
the dorky hairdue is actually
the lawyer you'll probably end up having
to argue with
ThickAsThieves`: It's hard
to explain puns
to kleptomaniacs because
they always
take
things literally.
☟︎ snackman: Vexual: i klicked on 6 articles
to see if
the fee counter was a
troll, which would have been funny indeed, if not, retarded as fuck
snackman: dub: i literally just explained
to you why
the counter was 0
Vexual: counting and reading all on
the same day?
dub: yea, dude is running around
telling everyone not
to use bitbet and avoid mp. all
the while still useing bitbet and hanging on mp's every blog
snackman: no, i scrolled
through a bunch of
them
to see if
this counter was real or
trolling
dexX7: what's
the amount of free articles again?
snackman: mircea_popescu: yes, i know. it's not her either, just a random pic from
the internet
mircea_popescu: your inputs are often
the problem, because 1 btc could be made out of 100 mn inputs, aka 10gb
mircea_popescu: jamespeerless
the recipients aren't
the problem. it's about 60 bytes per
dub: looking back on how much a
trilemna page view cost should be fun
jamespeerless: what about
the 'per kb' rules? i
think i read somewhere
that 5 recipients is about 1kb? any merit
to
that?
jamespeerless: mircea_popescu: do you know if sendmany only charges one
transaction fee regardless of # of recipients?
Vexual: and
the lawyer got paid a
three yeart retainer on
that one case...
dexX7: Duffer1: problem was actually
that
the bet was already resolved when his
tx/bet was confirmed which - according
to bitbet's faq - entitles bitbet
to keep
the coins