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pankkake: still waiting for a true GNU/Linux phone :(
asciilifeform: crypto hero turned u.s. gov. shill pushes honeypot, news at 11.
ozbot: Silent Circle & Geeksphone Join Forces To Build Blackphone: A Pro-Privacy Android-Based Smartphone
ozbot: Pipe bomb handed back to Edmonton passenger by airport guard - Edmonton - CBC News
mircea_popescu: youth is in the eye of teh beholder.
mircea_popescu: the modern equivalent of "let's go to war for the love of jesus"
mircea_popescu: except the entire thing is directly the result of political negotiation, as an exchange of power.
mircea_popescu: such bs all this. the whole charade is predicated on supposedly acting on principle
nubbins`: "Additional meetings between the school and leaders of the Star Blanket First Nation led to an understanding that Star's sweatshirt, and its message, were acceptable after all."
ozbot: First Nation teen told not to wear 'Got Land?' shirt at school - Saskatchewan - CBC News
pankkake: you have a thing for public nudity
mircea_popescu: "you've not lived until you brought strippers on campus, to parade nude for the benefit of all the stuck up "career" bitchez"
mircea_popescu: let's insist then.
asciilifeform: is there a next frame with dingo?
mircea_popescu: i guess there's an african equivalent too
asciilifeform: depending on the locale, one needn't go to australia to be eaten by a pack of dogs.
BingoBoingo: Dingos also look like adorable domestic dogs, so there is an additional embarassment factor involved.
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
jurov: yeah, good she didn't manage to knot them eyes
asciilifeform: why is being eaten by dingo to be avoided, compared to, say, wolf ?
pankkake: being shat on by the elephant would be (and this is a darwin award story btw)
asciilifeform: me neither. but i didn't have the photo handy.
pankkake: I wouldn't list that on the worst ways to die
asciilifeform: if this fellow's head were turned sideways, one could glue his eyes together!
mircea_popescu: no no she has a point, they have a stupid glue thing they use for fake lashes
jurov: she mistook the glue for liner or whatever
mircea_popescu: so maybe the blonde had a hidraulic press
jurov: one nurse got hysterical laughing seizure and had to be dismissed for the day
jurov: cuz she glued her eyes together
jurov: once there was a blonde around here that arrived on emergency
asciilifeform: works great on papercuts though.
nubbins`: we use CA for adhering mesh to screen frames, i've glued tools to myself on occasion
nubbins`: i think they only glue your poop chute when killing you
pankkake: yet another genius invention that can be used for good or evil
asciilifeform: there are tales that some states use... superglue.
nubbins`: best shit on the hands of the inserter
asciilifeform: american prisoners are denied the traditional gallows privilege of filling their pants.
asciilifeform: pankkake: the plug (used even today, afaik) is to make cleanup easier.
nubbins`: now there's a definition i can work with
mircea_popescu: millenials is how women that don't fuck tender reffer to the chicks which are just about ripe.
nubbins`: a month ago, sharf thought bitcoin was worth $1300
ozbot: Bitcoin Gets Valued: Bank Of America Puts A Price Target On The Virtual Tender - Forbes
nubbins`: "I write about stock markets, art markets, millennials and their money"
nubbins`: worth noting that forbes.com/sites/* are just blogs
pankkake: butt plugs to prevent prison rape?
asciilifeform: the famous 'Yellow Mama' electric chair in the wash. dc. museum seems to have a shit pan
mircea_popescu: subquestion : did the elctric chair include a buttelectrode ?
mircea_popescu: now that i dunno
asciilifeform: and if so, i wonder what market share of plugs this accounted for.
asciilifeform: did american jailers plug the arses of condemned criminals in the '50s?
jurov: someone should recommend usagi to them
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform forbes has the circulation of mail order catalogues for anal plugs cca 1950, what herding ?
asciilifeform: high time for a forbes-fueled Shannonizer
KRS1: One thing for sure, their articles will be filled with "like" and "ummm" and "I was like.."
Duffer1: they got the greater fool theory in there so 1/2 i suppose
mircea_popescu: i wonder what'd happen if you replaced the wsj's experts with seventeen magazine's experts for a week
KRS1: With that said, teh bitbet gets NO vote
Duffer1: i'm surprised that one didn't mention tulips
mircea_popescu: the experts are here. forbes has the noobs.
KRS1: Forbes teh trolls
asciilifeform: translation: experts want to buy cheap coin, time for chumps to sell
KRS1: "Experts" say bitcoin will be as low as $10 this year.
mircea_popescu: it seemed to suddenly add up to a lot more dough than normally.
mircea_popescu: is btc-e about to go away ?
jurov: what's with the bets?
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty tops 42 million by end of July
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty tops 25 million by end of June
gribble: davout was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 day, 20 hours, 39 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <davout> isn't he chair of the foundation or sthg?
BingoBoingo: Lol, the comments and the not grep that the value of the price of risk keeps changing as more people want to buy risk
jurov: Neil, it's rarely less than the estimates
Neil: Quite surprised there haven't been a few BTC on No recently on the 2bn diff bet
ArsKisS: seedcoin didn't crash more than 10%
asciilifeform: i always thought those got burned in the thermite pit on retirement, but go figure.
ozbot: General Dynamics C4 Systems 13247489-02 Module T25371: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific
asciilifeform: from the dept. of random turds:
mircea_popescu: it's probably the most diversely-held stock in the history of btc
TomServo: Yeah, that would be tough. Been a looong time since I used irssi/bitchx so it wasn't too bad for me.
pankkake: but that's 10 years of habits to break
pankkake: yeah, that's one of the reasons I need to switch to that weechat
ystarnaud: not too bad
mircea_popescu: well everyone's baby blue on my thing, except me. i'm gray.
mike_c: maybe the gaydar is working. how revealing.
jurov: mike_c: i have you pink, too. you need to change it, sry
pankkake: red. the script doesn't have many colors, and worse, sometimes nicks of the same lenght get the same color…
mircea_popescu: including where you may wish to complain, some nl host.
mircea_popescu: guy's been running a node off the same ip he's spamming here ?
pankkake: what is there to see?
mircea_popescu: http://getaddr.bitnodes.io/ip/80.57.0.0/16/ << funny thing
pankkake: (does this chan strip colors?)
Apocalyptic: next time moar *
Apocalyptic: yep, definitely better with the #
the20year: and the difference between worldcoinindex and coinmarketcap?
Duffer1: oo that's gonna get annoying
nubbins`: FonziScheme joined the chat room.
mircea_popescu: bitbet has the same problem, except there it's kind of deliberate to encourage ppl to be brief
mircea_popescu: mike_c i don't like that your comments eat newlines
mircea_popescu: lol this is what internet experts with mucho experience and #1 delo negocios come up with
jurov: no doge... but unearthed this: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/congress-finally-discovered-doge-going-171000253.html;_ylt=A2KJ3CbvxtZSC2MADnuTmYlQ
jurov: perchance, isn't there a company with ticker like BTC or MPEX ?
mircea_popescu: and also we could keep gasoline in cups right next to our coffee cups and type away in the dark