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nubbins`: jcpham, consider chew marks on the window sill behind the sink
nubbins`: the newfie dog also graces the box of one of my favourite local beers
mircea_popescu: you can ask for the dog to get it.
mircea_popescu: so basically if you can't reach in the top cabinet,
jcpham: i have a husky indoor and i want to kill that fucker
jcpham: fuck that
nubbins`: you may wish to tweak your algo
mircea_popescu: just simple pattern matching dood. the last time i was talking to someone telling me about how "it's great, so goddamn big but gentle" the subject was penis and the speaker a slut.
nubbins`: but i don't understand the order in which you've put them
nubbins`: but i don't understand the order in which you've put them
nubbins`: i know the words you're using
mircea_popescu: nubbins apparently likes the cok.
nubbins`: very gentle too
dub: stands to reason
nubbins`: not as funny as the fact that the newfoundland dog was bred in labrador and the labrador retriever was bred in newfoundland
nubbins`: well, that's the funny thing about "seems"
nubbins`: they have a common ancestor in the St. John's water dog
nubbins`: actual answer is that both breeds originated from here
dub: crack has to come into it clearly
nubbins`: ...that's the obvious answer?
nubbins`: dub: the obvious answer is the correct one.
pankkake: actually, the bunch of other dorks makes you want to kill yourself more
dub: why is part of canukistan named after two dogs? ☟︎
nubbins`: "Heather is a young rape victim. She would die if she could not stand on her dignity and no future. Unfortunately the persistent bullying online and calling her a "slut" in her community show that nobody would listen her and there is no compassion towards her. A person willing to die causes the person's attempting suicide. Whether is Heather attempting a suicide?"
benkay: but a hug and a shoulder to cry on can help the poor abused kitten return to normal.
mircea_popescu: people don't get their "courage to live" from a bunch of other dorks.
mircea_popescu: fucking bullshit of the first degree, incidentally.
nubbins`: "Everybody needs loving and understanding. People get their courage to live from loving and understanding. Understanding means listening and compassion. Rape victims have to gather their courage to live in order to stand on their dignity and to face future."
benkay: nerds make tasteless jokes?
mircea_popescu: was that crowdsourced ?
nubbins`: struggling for an "e" word to go with "lord, our noses"
pankkake: 0, as I didn't make the association before
mircea_popescu: dude how long had you been waiting for that one ?
ThickAsThieves: now pubes too
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves, was wondering about the smell
nubbins`: yeah, i got tangled up there too
mircea_popescu: for the record, the record is 482`472 BTC notional trade. back in march.
dub: option of the beast
mircea_popescu: ahahaha dat touch.
Diablo-D3: look at the graphs
Diablo-D3: the text of that article doenst even make sense
nubbins`: but the point about mono helps explain it
nubbins`: TBH that's the biggest ? in all of this
ThickAsThieves: my desire for more bitcoin drama this morning has been sated by all these options sales :)
Diablo-D3: and thats not in-expensive.
Diablo-D3: unless they shell out for a dedi at a company that allows windows
Diablo-D3: because they cant host them on the internet anywhere if they dont
Diablo-D3: you proxy them for ssl and caching performance
Diablo-D3: plus, you never connect that shit directly to the net anyhow
Diablo-D3: and like a third of .net sites use mono
nubbins`: unless it's changed in the last couple years
BingoBoingo: There's also the thing where any number of pwned windows boxes can become IIS servers
nubbins`: Diablo-D3, what did you think all those .NET sites ran on?
mircea_popescu: basically one of the squatters moving ot a ms outfit can account for the entire "trend"
pankkake: and typically, you can have subdomains hosted with different servers
Diablo-D3: I thought it was discontinued
pankkake: it's hard to count though. per domains? ips?
Diablo-D3: and theres no built in support for spdy
Diablo-D3: apache is still a lot slower than nginx, and I dont know why
pankkake: yeah, nginx is probably serving more than apache
Diablo-D3: so how would it do that?
Diablo-D3: microsoft doesnt even have a web server that works on linux
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well I mean the other possibility is maybe Secondmarket's fund which has been buying almost exclusively OTC has run out of sellers and needs to go to an exchange.
nubbins`: "If recent trends continue, Microsoft could overtake Apache within the next few months, ending Apache's 17+ year reign as the most common web server"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i guess we see if there's further divergence.
ThickAsThieves: but price needs to hold over it for more than a day
BingoBoingo: Nah, has to be gox, since all of their money is of the monopoly variety they can push their price wherever they want.
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 21066.667 bitcoins, for a total of 39555715342.1433 USD and take the price to 3600000000.0000. | Data vintage: 52.3027 seconds
nubbins`: or whatever you call one of them
ThickAsThieves: it's probly mtgox buying the options
gribble: A market order to buy 10000 bitcoins right now would take 10067544.3676 USD and would take the last price up to 1090.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 1006.7544 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0854 seconds
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: whatever they want!
dub: I knew a few peopel who did that
nubbins`: dub, they don't make funnels that small!
mircea_popescu: o look it's tapering
ThickAsThieves: stop the madness!
nubbins`: mircea_popescu, there was a "performance artist" here years ago who chugged a bottle of wine up his ass and attempted to shit it out
ThickAsThieves: so through inventing nothing i provided AM100 liquidity
ThickAsThieves: some just traded AM100 for ATC, he
nubbins`: straight from spoon to digs
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Also cotton fever is from when you get the filter cotton stuck in your veins because Phillip Seymour Hoffman
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: canada has abolished the penny, it's the way forward
pankkake: so next month the cardano is shipping?
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: But $8m USD in pennies... Depending on how high they fall from might qualify as a mass casualty incident (hashtag)BitRichTerrorism
mircea_popescu: we're sort-of taking turns to act as an executive officer for the week...
mircea_popescu: so i guess bitbet killed last month... mpex kills this month...
mircea_popescu: well that lasted 3 entries...
ThickAsThieves: "actualmoney ATM spotted in the wild"
mircea_popescu: "ActualMoney HACKED! 70 million people's wallet information stolen! Wallet's flawed! May need to upgrade wallets to new version!"
ThickAsThieves: i hear there's a lot of slave work in ROmania
pankkake: does taaki take showers?
nubbins`: wait, you mean romania doesn't house the destitute for free?
mircea_popescu: i could be as cool as taaki.
mircea_popescu: much to the peanut gallery's delight
mircea_popescu: well i suppose on the positive angle... this probably takes mpex avg trade pretty close to mpex account fee
mircea_popescu: nah cause they're sales see
ThickAsThieves: well the idea would be for tyhe speculator to lose intentionally
mike_c: who said the speculator is going to win?
ThickAsThieves: not being accusatory, but would this be a way for MPEX to squeeze MPBOR writers?
mircea_popescu: when you get no customers you're depressed. but then when you do, you're worried.