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KRS1: I buried my nut in this girl once..
asciilifeform: one day some bored kid will dig through old soviet crap, find a footnote that leads to a working rpg-7 under a mailbox.
mircea_popescu: (you saw that squirrel gif ?)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform or because they burried the nut in a dog
dub: he got srsly butthurt about knowing more than everyone else on the internet cause he's been there and it wasnt cool
asciilifeform: (if only because the fools lost the maps where 'x marks the spot.')
asciilifeform: likewise, most of the buried treasure probably remains buried.
asciilifeform: re: agents: i'd be surprised though, it there is entirely no more 'maintain this derelict shipping container and cafe that nobody goes to and you'll get a little cash in the mail every month'
mircea_popescu: dun tell me the guy got butthurt over... NUBBINS!
gribble: (last [--{from,in,on,with,without,regexp} <value>] [--nolimit]) -- Returns the last message matching the given criteria. --from requires a nick from whom the message came; --in requires a channel the message was sent to; --on requires a network the message was sent on; --with requires some string that had to be in the message; --regexp requires a regular expression the message must (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: mike_c that shit looks exactly like herbi's earlier mpoe stuff
asciilifeform: (the staples that failed to rust, was, afaik, a real incident)
mike_c: re: JD predictability of investor returns. trailing 7 day ROI: http://i.imgur.com/sOotZke.png
asciilifeform: the one with the staples? or the black spy?
asciilifeform: but a runaway lets you 'parallel construct' to your heart's delight.
mircea_popescu: it's the exact equivalent of the caught cia agent joke, you know thatone ?
asciilifeform: would surprise me greatly if they hadn't
mircea_popescu: like, on their own
asciilifeform: they dug up some boobietraps, made a little noise, that was all.
mircea_popescu: i tell you they figured it out
asciilifeform: a couple of runaways spilled the beans, yes
mircea_popescu: did they make a film about it or is it an obscure detail of history ?
mircea_popescu: it was abandoned tho, because iirc in the 70s someone in the us finally figured this out
asciilifeform: (the chapter concerned the recruitment of traitors in the west, rather than 'ninjas')
asciilifeform: (from the classic: http://militera.lib.ru/research/suvorov6/08.html)
asciilifeform: life, far from other people, and is by profession a forester, fisherman, lighthouse-keeper, security guard or railwayman. In many cases such an agent will be a physical invalid. Spetsnaz is also on the lookout for women with roughly the same characteristics."
asciilifeform: ke this: a man of between fifty-five and sixty-five years of age who has never served in the army, never had access to secret documents, does not carry or own a weapon, knows nothing about hand-to-hand fighting, does not possess any secret equipment and doesn't support the Comunists, does not read the newspapers, was never in the Soviet Union and has never met any Soviet citizens, leads a lonely, introspective
asciilifeform: "If the reader had access to real dossiers on the secret agents of spetsnaz he would be disappointed and probably shocked, because the agents of spetsnaz bear no resemblance to the fine, upstanding, young and handsome heroes of spy films. Soviet military intelligence is looking for an entirely different type of person as a candidate for recruitment. A portrait of an ideal agent for spetsnaz emerges something li
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i was thinking of:
mircea_popescu: for yet another page in the "what's mpex got anyway".
mircea_popescu: incidentally : CORRECTLY DESIGNED BITCOIN SITES, SUCH AS MPEx, that use tx encoding in the payment ARE IMMUNE TO THIS, and many other bugs.
mircea_popescu: jurov if you want i can prolly dig up some diddled txn to my addies
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform new men supermarket opens in a town, where women can come and simply buy themselves a boyfriend. first floor : "Here are guys who like beer and watching tv". 2nd floor : sensitive guys who only want to hug and hang out. 3rd floor : all the women, and a huge panel : This floor only exists to show you you can never be satisfied.
deadweasel: part of that was filmed in the George r brown convention center in houston,tx
KRS1: I don't remember this scene from Robocop: http://efukt.com/21126_I_don%27t_remember_this_in_Robocop.html
jurov: various dice sites, tho...
jurov: i didn't knew that, for one. but i am not doing zeroconf anyway
mircea_popescu: KRS1 yup. prolly the policemen get paid regardless, just for making up charges or some shit.
KRS1: Do you guys remember Robocop moviee from the 1980's?
KRS1: what was I thinking of..money laundering isn't handled by the state anyway, only the charge could be filed but the prosecution is handled in federal court.
mircea_popescu: amply documented since before i made mpex cause i knew of it at the time
deadweasel: only to gox
mircea_popescu: how is this news or anything ?
jurov: there is no indication its the same tx
jurov: even after one of them confirms
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform do you know the perfect man joke ?
jurov: but it does show diddled txs.
jurov: everyone, upon stumbling on the malleable tx myself i can explain where is the problem exactly
asciilifeform: which is why the 'perfect dpr' owns no computer, neither do his friends, and is, in fact: a dentist. (whose name we will never learn.)
mircea_popescu: nah, the entire thing is well... scare the malfeasants for a coupla days, they look dorky, who knows what info they have to share.
asciilifeform: but you set up the muppet theatre 'with the muppets you have, not the muppets you wish you had.'
mircea_popescu: second off, derpy mc derp, police officer of 88 iq is DEFINITELY not the firestarter there.
mircea_popescu: first off, the entire state of florida is not cool enough to issue one single such magical device per annum
asciilifeform: ('Lettre de cachet' for troublemakers)
asciilifeform: 'article 58' of the soviet penal code was also 'law,' used in this exact way.
asciilifeform: 'law' is a distinctly poor description of the mechanism at work here
mircea_popescu: so they went back and derped about 57439875983489 dollars and IDENTITY THEFT etc
mircea_popescu: it's quite visible what happened there, mongoloid cops went to the da with their "investigation", da told them he won't prosecute
mircea_popescu: regardless of that, tho.
KRS1: Of the 50 states, I'll admit, Florida is different with reguard to legislation..but certainly not the worst. Has something to do with being part of the historical "deep south".
mircea_popescu: but i guess the settlement culture being what it is... they figure they got a shot.
mircea_popescu: then the media frenzy of "the state of florida spent $195,000 taxpayer dollars to harass some random guy playing online, and got laughed out of court for it"
mircea_popescu: and they'll never see the end of that docket.
mircea_popescu: either that or they're getting all the WoW sword of x "money laundering" cases into their state,
mircea_popescu: there's absolutely no way a judge actually even hears the case of 500 dollars "money laundering"
mircea_popescu: unless the state gets a plea bargain they're going to be humiliated at trial.
mircea_popescu: anyway, re the earlier money laundering bs
mircea_popescu: "Of course, all i am saying is true. Just wait, time will tell. I am not here to scam anyone. Period."
mircea_popescu: "BURN THE WITCH!!1"
mircea_popescu: "and then i said to him, we intend to break the us law, your honor, and he said i don't give a shit about this us you speak of"
mircea_popescu: basically this is butthurt over btc not giving a shit.
dub: a messican and cunukistani, what were they even doing in gods great nation
kakobrekla: OH MY 160 bucks terrorists!
kakobrekla: Espinoza, prosecutors allege, arranged such a deal with an undercover agent in early December in which that officer paid $500 for 0.403 BTC, in turn generating a profit of around $83.67 for the seller. Investigators then arranged for a second transaction to occur days later, that time purchasing 1 BTC for $1,000 and earning Espinoza around $167.56 through fees as a result.
dub: do they have maff in russia
dub: clearly this 'wall street' knows nothing of finance
Shakespeare: "Okay, dogecoiners, you got us. It may surprise people who don’t even know about bitcoin to learn that there are number of alternative, electronic currencies out there. They include litecoin, Ripples, Mastercoin, Quark, the soon-to-come auroracoin (for Icelanders)…and dogecoin, a newcomer that started out just in December as something of a joke"
Shakespeare: specializes in trading euros for bitcoin
Shakespeare: "Michael Gronager, COO from Kraken, a U.S.-based exchange that currently specializes in trading euros for bitcoin, said attacks that exploit transaction malleability have grown rapidly from being almost non-existent in the bitcoin economy a couple of weeks ago to 4,000 false claims for non-payment on Sunday alone."
gribble: MtGox lag is 1488.827797 seconds. During this time, light travels 2.98359423544 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Ceres (in the main asteroid belt) (2.77 AU).
Shakespeare: Hide not thy poison with such sugar'd words, Mark.
deadweasel: or loved one, or both, should that be the case
deadweasel: in fact, buy two, give one to an idiot.
davout: (for those who haven't read it already :-) )
davout: Apocalyptic pizzaman1337 deadweasel this book is really really awesome, order it now, do it
Apocalyptic: missed the link, thanks
ozbot: Chaos: Making a New Science - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
pizzaman1337: Apocalyptic: davout mentioned this earlier: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos:_Making_a_New_Science
Dimsler_: i got 2 of those
deadweasel: davout: read that when I was 18, changed everything.
mircea_popescu: ("a new daniel has come!" "a daniel, thank you for teaching me a new word!")
mircea_popescu: words in principle are meaningless, and cultural references idem could serve both a thesis and its anti
mircea_popescu: i say this to my slaves all the time.
mircea_popescu: bassaro and the other ghuy are mere puppets, nessie even says to her guy
asciilifeform: the 'eternally noobile' are almost a species unto themselves.
mircea_popescu: but otherwise... this is art, that's how you know it : you only find out later hw deep it really was.
mircea_popescu: just, the ripeness of its depth is not directly observable for bitcoin noobs
BingoBoingo: I haven't thought much about that play in about a decade
mircea_popescu: in this she has a point, and so shylock has learned something new about contracts.
mircea_popescu: "neither is any leverage for blood spilling on the ground"