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moiety: yeah i can understand that
asciilifeform: moiety: over here it's the opposite, reason perhaps being that people would mount rams (or the like.)
moiety: in scotland, if you hit a deer and kill it, you are allowed to take it home
asciilifeform: beast that lives on woodland edges + traffic -> daily bloody mess.
mircea_popescu: Dimsler_ prolly in a week or two
Dimsler_: mircea_popescu, that jew plead not guilty
asciilifeform: moiety: this is an everyday sight on the wash. d.c. beltway.
moiety: lol their graph looks terrible
asciilifeform: the one way for this to work is for ten thousand wankers (reading news!) to try, and a few get very close, and lucky.
asciilifeform: and here we go with the elephant repellent vendors:
jurov: anyway, this is lost cause
jurov: when the eye is accustomed to dark, it's ver sensitive
KRS-One: guess you can flash them easily but only for a moment here and there
moiety: i'll find it if you want to see it
asciilifeform: KRS-One: this is because you are vragnaroda, and make use of hatefacts.
jurov: just flah when the beam crosses the target
moiety: asciilifeform: not quite but i like that one way more XD
jurov: they don't need to be steady
KRS-One: the further away the more shaky and inaccurate they get..you can barely hit the moon if at all for instance.
KRS-One: i still dont understand how laser pointers can be steady enough to light a moving airplane cockpit from the ground at a distance
moiety: i meant it had an effect on me though
jurov: if i arrange it, there will be pics
jurov: at least so that peron thinks
moiety: liking trains is not a prerequisite to being able to handle graphic death in front of you
jurov: that should just shrug off someone lightting the cockpit
asciilifeform: moiety: clearly made a poor choice of profession, then
jurov: that was not the point
moiety: every time he was back in the cab or w/e its called on a train
moiety: he couldn't get past the flash backs
asciilifeform: moiety: if one can get pensioned for the 'trauma' of driving a train over some idiot, perhaps we should all become train drivers.
jurov: some to that point they'd accept such discharge
moiety: you know a driver that has had a jumper?
jurov: i say, i know them personally, they are severely overworked
moiety: i doubt train drivers hope for that
jurov: yes, and everypone forgets the next day
asciilifeform: if not, next media crapfest: 'scandal! poor pilots forced to fly with zapped eye! news at 11'
jurov: som they actually secretly hppe for that
jurov: the train driver gets leave only if someone throws himself under the train
asciilifeform: betcha if the poor fellow just got death-rayed, he gets some paid leave.
jurov: and nope, they slashed the jobs, constant overtime, nos sick leave
jurov: for example one would think that german train engine driver is comfy occupation
asciilifeform: anyway, these particular angels are already in your parts drawer, and so is the requisite pin head. camera, keychain, go.
jurov: maybe. or maybe they actually have to accept considerable overtime instead
asciilifeform: perhaps it lets them get out of a scheduled 'piss test' as well.
mircea_popescu: it's one of those fields like specialist surgery, workload X, workforce epsilon
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform in honesty i doubt your average pilot really needs excuses to take a break.
asciilifeform: pilots are human, when idiot employers/officials offer paid sick leave for an imaginary injury, they're happy to run with it.
mircea_popescu: well actually i think pilots should just be beaten, personally, but that is besides the point.
jurov: benkay, just mircea with ascii going on that pilots are pussies and they should just shut up
asciilifeform: like any good official crock of shit, this one is based on fact (one can indeed construct a vaguely-useful military 'blinding machine')
mircea_popescu: and the worst move you could do.
benkay: who is this we you go on about tonight
jurov: you can always slam your feet to brakes
mircea_popescu: but i will be pleased to be given the proper form to report such events for the future
mircea_popescu: somehow people never crashed their car into the fire truck because "whoa, i got blinded by the illumination of the cockpit"
mircea_popescu: and incidentally, those shits are loud, it can startle you
asciilifeform: jurov: blind the camera & come back
mircea_popescu: i was once in a car and the fucking ambulance illuminated the cockpit with the lights
jurov: if the lose hight vision even for few seconds, that;s okay?
mircea_popescu: for instance, a guy askd them out and he was ugly.
mircea_popescu: during the same interval a number of 59739845 bored women reported they were "almost raped"
jurov: so this is coplaetely fabricated data?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i still dunno wtf they do for practice training, srsly, but they are atrociously bad.
jurov: In 2009, there were 1,489 laser events logged with the FAA—that is, pilots reporting that their cockpits were illuminated by the devices
asciilifeform: they make IR (ocular compatible) laser sights now, because u.s. polizei can't hit a victim from across the street otherwise.
mircea_popescu: i suspek you might have not had thought this through so much.
mircea_popescu: the victim may see it, but how would the sharpshooter see it ?
mircea_popescu: how the fuck do you suppose they could SEE it.
mircea_popescu: jurov you think sharpshooters use the red laser dot 1km away ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i'm waiting for the day when one becomes vragnaroda for owning a collection of unexpurgated kvant ☟︎
jurov: so these laers sharpshooters use are just a gimmick and completely useless for aiming, then?
asciilifeform: this too.
asciilifeform: place the camera in a car, to reproduce the magical collimatory power of the aircraft window.
mircea_popescu: i bet you you will not be able to produce this within 8 hours of trying.
mircea_popescu: and try to shine the laser into it while it autoshoots so that you catch it in a pic.
asciilifeform: bonus crap points for ignoring the fact that ~532nm (green) laser rayleigh scatters, further losing power.
jurov: so i can believe that pilots do have issues
jurov: as i say, i do have some experience. it wasn't kilometer, but also the power was much smaller
asciilifeform: srsly, we aren't debating the theory of nuke yields here. experimental materials required: 1 laser keychain. 1km long street. 1 phriend.
jurov: whatever, just try it on yourself
jborkl: No, honestly I forgot until this conversation that options are standard the way you have it written. I forgot the standard tbh
asciilifeform: (the actual case in consumer laser toy)
asciilifeform: jurov: notice that the fbi crap carefully specified an uncollimated beam.
jurov: just try it sometime,
mircea_popescu: not moreso than moonlight does.
mircea_popescu: jborkl did you mean that you read "Put option expiring this month struck at 500 USD/lot." to mean "500usd/btc" ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you don't understand. at one astronomic unit away that million ton cheese thing i nthe sky can appear six inches wide!
gribble: Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.
mircea_popescu: it is six feet wide and magically 3600000 times as energetic
jborkl: Well, I read it different but I fully understand the math behind it so it doesn't matter. I just rwadbit different but I see what you are saying
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they don't bother with power calculations do they
asciilifeform: '“At 500 feet,” Childs said, “that two-centimeter dot you see on your wall can be six feet wide.”'
mircea_popescu: so where's the typo or what do you mean ?
mircea_popescu: jborkl well and the text on the page says "One lot consists of 0.1 BTC".
mircea_popescu: jborkl you expect to buy a put at 5k for 1 btc lots for 0.67 ?
mircea_popescu: jborkl that doesn't seem to be a reasoning.
jborkl: The text says one lot is .1 btc but mkopt and sell are still dominated in 1 btc lots
mircea_popescu: if that's the standard of evidence required even female orgasm exists.
jurov: i jut shown you the medial helicopter video. it does exist, too
mircea_popescu: this is different from one guy somewhere thought he might have heard something.