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mircea_popescu: every
time xantipa interrupted her illustious husband with some nonsense or other, rite.
mircea_popescu: honestly, just buy 2mn dice, put
them all in a large bag hoisted
to a pole and let it drop.
a111: Logged on 2014-08-27 02:03 asciilifeform: bats_cd03: 'random' means one
thing if you're running 'monte carlo' sims (digits of 'pi' work beautifully, as does 'A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates' (rand corp, 1955. book.))
mircea_popescu: oh sorry, you labelled "related lulz/disinfo". i had it in buffer, got around
to it, and well...
mircea_popescu: so fucking stupid it's not even wrong. it's just
too stupid
to anything else.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why did you link
that exercise in idiocy re urand above ?
mircea_popescu: perfectly illustrates my point re
terrible management. but yes.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-30 23:04 asciilifeform: 'As more people with less commitment
to quality and much less attention
to detail got involved in writing it, its educational value diminished,
too. It is like going
to a library full of books
that
took 50 man-years
to produce each, inventing a way
to cut down
the costs
to a few man-months per book by copying and randomly improving on other books, and
then wondering why nobody
thinks your library full of
these cheaper books is an in
a111: Logged on 2017-04-09 22:51 mircea_popescu: anyway, in
the above retelling,
the 4->5
transition is
the coup
the grace.
they couldn't "follow" each other ~because~, in
this view,
they were bereft of sufficient bandwith
to in any sense communicate. so
they couldn't, like, end up with all
the same one substitute cuntcap.
a111: Logged on 2018-01-03 17:37 ben_vulpes: so i dug
this
ti-89 platinum out of my closet last night
to have something
tactile
to do arithmetic on and holy shit i'd completely forgotten about
the input lag
mircea_popescu: it's not so much "ti could have been
the intel-microsoft/apple", but rather... it was. fucking was.
mircea_popescu: kinda why i even
took up
the logline. it might be
the worst #blackchickscode #womenarepeopletoo #slavesrightsnao #lxsdumbxs etc etc failure in history.
mircea_popescu: other
than
this, computing was pretty much 100% radar signal processing at
the
time.
mircea_popescu: "Texas Instruments delivers
the first Advanced Scientific Computer (also called Advanced Seismic Computer), containing 4 pipelines with an 80 ns clock
time. Vector instructions were memory-to-memory. Seven of
these machines are later built, and an aggressive automatic vectorizing FORTRAN compiler is developed for
them. It is
the first machine
to contain SECDED (Single Error Correction, Double Error Detection) memory. " << als
mircea_popescu: right. otherwise it becomes
this arbitrary-point anachronism in
the vein of "grandmother should have fucked better sailors on
the basis of how retarded granson is, and i can prove
this by showing grandson was alive at an arbitrary point in
time grandmother hadn't died yet."
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform rsa first published 1977 ; Intel produces
the world's first single-chip CPU,
the 4004 microprocessor. in 1971.
mircea_popescu: but yes, access
to entropy is by now
the one underpinning of being a citizen.
mircea_popescu: rsa not born yet ; all our practice not yet practiced. i can scarcely blame aurel vlaicu for using
textile fixed wing.
mircea_popescu: in
the 1980s engineers / cstronicists' defense, it was not yet understood how important entropy is
to individuality and human existence.
mircea_popescu: there's a
time when
the hotglue guns and bimbo-chewed gum comes out.
mircea_popescu: i am by now
thoroughly allergic
to
this "downstream wants something upstream doesn't provide, so it's neither
time
to bring out
the whips and chains upon
the downstream nor
to
throw out
the upstream and bake a new one, but instead let's hotwire
the microwave ballast
to
the
toaster."
a111: Logged on 2016-08-18 22:32 asciilifeform: 'The situation is somewhat akin
to a retarded girlfriend
trying
to flood your apartment,
that not only opens all
the faucets and stops all
the drains, but also
takes
the "extremely clever" measure of puncturing
the water pipes, so she can
then preciously inform you
that "turning off
the faucets won't help" and you must work with her
to somehow create a raft out of your widescreen
TV so as
to navigate
the marshy
terrain
that used
to b
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform
the reason i even called it ideological patch is because
the pretense
that shitropy-eaters have anyhthing
to do with entropy, or us, must be shot in
the head.
mircea_popescu: and none of
the "but mp, if i make it
the size i
think it should be it crashes" bs.
mircea_popescu: ie, if
the most shitropy you ever want in one gulp is x, make manager
thread create
that chunk in contiguous memory and keep it full.
mircea_popescu: have your own program designed correctly, so your own shitropy management
thread ensures your own shitropy calls always return in constant
time. YOUR JOB, as a shitropy eater.
a111: Logged on 2018-10-12 12:39 asciilifeform:
http://btcbase.org/log/2018-10-12#1860778 <<
there are not so many legitimate uses for /dev/urandom. however
the idea
that it can be fully reproduced in userland without kernel knob is afaik a mistake --
the
thing gives you real entropy if available, and elsewise prngolade; importantly, as a ~nonblocking~ operation. idea is
that it ~always~ returns in constant
time.
mircea_popescu: i dunno, i kinda like playing heroes2 on lappies, >50% of
their utility, whip it out while camping or w/e. but...
mircea_popescu: imo
this half-problem was born for being
trampled ignominously, but
then again
that's just me.
mircea_popescu: don't
tell me your problem is not having a 3d printer./
mircea_popescu: all. because, whether
they expect 16:9 or 4:3 or 19:6 or anything else, you can... margin it!
mod6: i expected
the "1"
to work, however, maybe it's just a "smrt phone"
thing
BingoBoingo: Nah, dialing ambiguity is a US
telecom
thing
mircea_popescu: so wait, wait.
these idiots managed
to create dialing ambiguity ?!
mod6: your phone is
tapped
mircea_popescu: alf be like "hello ? oh, is
this nicole ? JUST CALLED
TO
TELL YOU YOUR PHONE ANSWERING SUCKS! i mean... i was expecting it
to improve but it
turns out NOT"
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> she'll be pleased
to hear from you :) << Or give him an earful about logs
to summarize
mod6: btw... jurov and I are working on relocating
the bitcoin.foundation website
to
the foundation's server in Pizarro. We're gonna get it set up, and
test before we announce a cut-over date. Smooth
transition, ftw.