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Mats_cd03: i spent most of
the last year doing firmware haxn in hopes id be good enough
to apply for like jobs
benkay: if you make pilgrimage
to puppet hq make sure you ping me - beers on my
tab
Mats_cd03: along with misc work
that comes with being lowest
tier monkey in dept
Mats_cd03: i administered win machines and a few linux boxes for
the nerds in
the clean room at my last IT job
benkay: mike_c: you could be
trying
to run Jira yourself on
the JVM. "not
too little memory, not
too much. just...right."
mike_c: so, g++ was crashing because not enough memory. it couldn't just
tell me
that? have
to get retarded cryptic error message cuz it ran out of memory?
TheNewDeal: how do I know it's not going
to end up with hookers and blow
though?
Mats_cd03: anyone want
to buy me a nice collar?
Mats_cd03: my year long vacation from employment is about
to end
TheNewDeal: wooooh
there. I've seen haskell fuck
the hottest chicks
Mats_cd03: even works in channel, how nice is
that?
TheNewDeal: thought I was one on one with gribble
there
benkay: working with bitcoin stuff makes me want
types in a bad way
mike_c: kakobrekla: you know bitcoind apparently
takes in amounts in fucking btc, not satoshis? you probably knew
this.
this is retarded.
benkay: "Code smells are usually not bugs—they are not
technically incorrect and do not currently prevent
the program from functioning. Instead,
they indicate weaknesses in design
that may be slowing down development or increasing
the risk of bugs or failures in
the future."
benkay: lob it at a bunch of programmers, watch
the sparks
mike_c: you know, without
the annoying manager.
assbot: Context Switches are Bad, but Stack
Traces are Worse
mike_c: somebody who is poor knows which
truck has
the money. i guess you
take
that guy out back after he drives
the
truck where it is going.
mike_c: ok.
that computes. seems like a logistical nightmare
though. who guards
the dump
truck with $400m in it?
mike_c: asciilifeform: so you're saying
they filled up some duffel bags and walked out with $400m?
that must have been heavy.
mike_c: who understands
this: "ISIL stole $400 million in a raid on Mosul's central bank". what, it was stacked in
the corner in bills?
benkay: but !logsearch "foo" is going
to be rad, mthreat, kakobrekla
mike_c: it's just looking for something said X weeks ago
that's a pita
mike_c: ^ agreed. pretty easy
to search
today's log.
kakobrekla: tbh i dont
think its an issue if sync is done daily or so
mthreat: ok, or i can set up an
http endpoint where you can POST irc entries as
they come in
mthreat: i haven't before, but if it's easy
to do from java,
then yeah
mthreat: cool.. i'll hit up said schmuck once it's live, and maybe we can have whatever process adds
to
the log also send it
to
the search engine, so it'll be instantly searchable
mthreat: if
things go smoothly we'll have a #bitcoin-assets log search engine in a few hours
mthreat does
this appear in
the log
punkman: but my point was
that betting randomly will not break even
punkman: yes now
that I've revealed
this amazing strategy people will phrase propositions differently and ruin it
kakobrekla: given
the bitcoin community state, id say
that is unlikely
kakobrekla: well it could be
that yes will pay for
the next
two years
assbot: How
to have fun as an intelligent person pe
Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
punkman: 0.1 is
the magic number, 0.2 leaves you with only ~4 BTC net gain
punkman: total net gain is 36.3 BTC,
then I subtracted 26.6 BTC
that I would need for
the 266 bets
that had result = Yes
punkman: so I just put
together something
to
test betting strategies on past bitbets and guess what, betting 0.1 on No on all resolved bets would result in a net gain of 9.7 BTC
☟︎ benkay: overwhelming rate
tsunami
benkay: ah,
that's how you're doing it.
benkay: i wonder if
they're printed first and
then
turned into cans or what.
benkay: the label on
this beer can is misaligned by a whole damn .125
mircea_popescu: similarly
to <kakobrekla> i remember from childhood, sets of cards
that were naked women
kakobrekla: i remember from childhood, sets of cards
that were single, unique game sets
ThickAsThieves: it'd be $17 per design
to do 100 double-sided UV coated
trading cards
mircea_popescu: actually a pretty good pic of her huh, she's like
the mother of disdain
fluffypony: asciilifeform: yes I recognise
the same
ThickAsThieves: basically illustrating
the hostory of our window into bitcoin
mircea_popescu: fluffypony i didn't have
the
time
to log into rift even past
two weeks
mircea_popescu: i r just saying so it's said. not intending
to persuade.
assbot: Crypto Kidz Digital
Trading Cards
mircea_popescu: that doesn't make
them less of a waste of, presumably, valuable brain gasoline.
mircea_popescu: no *coin or wallet* will ever solve
the ussr-ness of
the usa