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mircea_popescu: "theoretical physicists calculate the imaginary part of schroedinger function collapses for various items in their room and then convert it all to matrix form to go to sleep"
asciilifeform: phun phact. 'прикладная химия' 1941 (forget which month) was devoted to recipes for... meth.
asciilifeform has a blast with bedtime reading of 'квант,' 'химия и жизнь,' 'наука и жизнь', etc. for ages now. who said '4k' tablets had no use.
mircea_popescu: but i enjoyed looking at the pictures.
mircea_popescu: admittedly i couldn't really do the exercises
asciilifeform has the collection
mircea_popescu: who do you think you're talking to here.
mircea_popescu: i had THE COLLECTION.
asciilifeform: if i saw a mosquito for the first and only time, i'd probably laugh at it too
mircea_popescu: what's he going to do if say a bn chicks actually decide to go for it ?
asciilifeform: it pattern-matches 'derp' and throws my concentration
asciilifeform would love to buy a (yes) bowdlerized compendium of taleb, with all the annoying 'i'm the strongest man alive, grasp my throbbing cock!' crapola snipped out.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: who's the fellow screaming at the crowd ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why the fuck windows.
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mircea_popescu: they taught the greeks magic and romans to write don;'t you know./
asciilifeform: we come from the ducks, who come from the trucks.
mircea_popescu: i think even mentioned.
asciilifeform: now it's SOP among the resistance.
mircea_popescu: yeah i know. we had a bunch of crypto natl-socialist idiots in romania too.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: actually the ukrs started really calling themselves that in the '90s, when they wrote the hilarious schoolbooks about 'ancient ukrs, they fought rome!'
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRM7OZktALE << column of captive urks led through donetsk. water truck washes road after them, just like they did in the '44 parade after captured germans. << I like the flack vest clearly labeled "Press"
mircea_popescu: you know words that don't even exist!
assbot: Logged on 20-08-2014 04:00:19; *: asciilifeform prefers viktor pelevin's уркаина - 'urkaine', which metamorphosizes over 1000 years (in one of his tales) to 'urkland' and then 'orcland.'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why's the reporter so fucking excited lol
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asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRM7OZktALE << column of captive urks led through donetsk. water truck washes road after them, just like they did in the '44 parade after captured germans.
mircea_popescu: this isn't such a great thing for babies.
BingoBoingo: "Non-Euclidean Geometry for Babies is intended to introduce babies to the basics of Euclid's Geometry, and supposes that the so-called "Parallel Postulate" might not be true. "
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BingoBoingo: Almond milk is about the only way I find almonds palatable, the demon cyanide tasting seeds that they are.
mircea_popescu: when i see that name change i salivate.
mircea_popescu: or, if you prefer, de retz has some mentions in his memoirs, to the same principle.
mircea_popescu: the owner of one figuring it's better to keep the other in the hands of its current inept owner than let him lose it.
mircea_popescu: i think balzac is the first to describe it. some small sleepy country town somewhere, with two printing licenses
mircea_popescu: its age, indeed. two hundred years old and change.
asciilifeform isn't suggesting that the pliable idiot stratagem is a brilliant one that everyone should imitate - just pointing out its age.
mircea_popescu: millions of country boys had to be assembled in the choir invisible to rectify the mistakes of two inept diplomats.
mircea_popescu: what's that cost him ? the great patriotic war.
mircea_popescu: so, what's the gulag got stalin ? a pliable idiot.
mircea_popescu: if they worked together we'd be sitting here speaking german threatening doom to the third reich.
mircea_popescu: who's to blame ? inept ribentropp, inept molotov, chiefly.
mircea_popescu: think of it : two major powers, with very close ideologies, the absolute leader of one in love with the absolute leader of the other, managed to go to war!
asciilifeform: 'smart' wasn't the top objective, though.
mircea_popescu: you know ? putting some idiot's wife in the gulag doesn't make him suddenly smart.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re: the use of pliable folks: consider, what was vyacheslav molotov's main job qualification ?
mircea_popescu: cazalla no biggy. this is the fungible sort of work, it'll wait.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, i'm still interested in forum posting, didn't want you to think i was blowing it off even though that's what i've done this week, i'll bbl, week of logs to catch up on
mircea_popescu: but yes, it's been for many decades now the established mo of the great "nation" of the united states : to grow an inch, cut an inch off the measuring tape.
mircea_popescu: "well honey, that doesn't make them any less bums"
mircea_popescu: "why do you hang out with these bums ?" "because they're the only people that call me a beauty queen", said the ambitious teenaged slut.
mircea_popescu: obviously. but the convenience does not resolve the other angle. it's a ruinous association.
assbot: Logged on 09-07-2014 00:04:59; asciilifeform: pierce << ideal example of the animal described on one of mircea_popescu's essays - he could be packed into prison for life, any time, based on what's in his file. so he does as instructed.
mircea_popescu: gets to run a piece of shit "resource" that everyone pushes as if it were useful.
mircea_popescu: ironically, the very guy the entire clampdown on the internets exist to protect the internets for
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform to be perfectly fair, the guy wasn't keeping his finances in the best of orders (according to you know, the criteria required so you don't get called "a cult leader" by teh cult leadership). nevertheless, nothing nearly as bad as what the childfucker jimbo wales did in his day
pete_dushenski: off to a celebration dinner, just leaving this year.
mircea_popescu: cazalla you're not supposed to sit, but that's a splendid idea : pole dancing.
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cazalla: mircea_popescu, spring is due here so i'm going to do laps once it warms up a little
asciilifeform while reading about modern irc daemonology, learned that founder of freenode died of having-problems in '06.
mircea_popescu: fuck, for that matter, quite legitimate.
mircea_popescu: go work out. none of that high performance gym shit tho, this isn't to perform, this is to relax. ride a horse. swim. something sane.
cazalla: so that's why i sometimes stay in bed for a week or 2 and just sleep the depression off
cazalla: i use to
mircea_popescu: started with the tri, got the whole stack by now.
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cazalla: mircea_popescu, this pretty much http://pastebin.com/9sftKGAJ doctors say tldr
mircea_popescu: cazalla care to share with the group ?
mircea_popescu: the guy to run the software package.
asciilifeform: it's not a matter of the machines per se << of what, then ?
cazalla: mircea_popescu, i have no report for today, been in bed best part of a week
mircea_popescu: i mean not that more will hurt, when-and-if.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's not a matter of the machines per se tho.
asciilifeform: the folks pictured are бурлаки. (yes, we had a separate name for this occupation.)
mircea_popescu: o look at that! buskers!
mircea_popescu: even at the risk of driving down legitimate promises and capable people, the theory goes, this is still a worthwhile endeavour.
mircea_popescu: and the fiat state is predicated on the theory that productive work may be extracted out of assemblages of a trillion shitheads that by and of themselves are wholly incapable.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform exactly. the fiat economy is predicated on the theory that value may be constructed out of a trillion promises that each on and of itself is worthless
mircea_popescu: on one hand because it is actually very limited on th edirect, on the other hand because it is very affraid to use even the little it has lest a hb rehash.
asciilifeform pictured 'complaint' wankers, rather than nsa
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's all social engineering. the nsa does not have any technical capbility worth the mention.
asciilifeform would still like to know who, approximately, is likely to bring approximately what kind of siege weapon to his gates before dusting off the box kept for this purpose.
mircea_popescu: that's immaterial. the threat defense, however, will be an array of geographically distributed servers which someone will have to shepherd the ircd on.
asciilifeform: but before i can offer a potential parachute - need to know threat model.
mircea_popescu: this thing seems to hold true in the most perverse and unexpected of applications.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you know there's this pesky rule of nature that the more one speaks the less one knows.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: care to air out the dirt? why let the bastards suffer quietly ?
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mircea_popescu: i guess the catholics also did pretty well on the score.
mircea_popescu: that's an easy sell if there ever was one.
mircea_popescu: so end the glorious sunday pronouncements, join us next sunday for nude frolicking in the grass and fire spitting.
mircea_popescu: and therefore! whosoever knoweth well the workings of the irc demon and how to set it up let me know, for we shall have a plan b, and our plan b shall take over the earth!
mircea_popescu: knoweth ye, that while it is unlikely for freenode to buckle, more than anything because its brains are so scattered it's unlikely to manage to gather enough management to do anything, nevertheless this isn't a reason to not build parachute
mircea_popescu: pronouncement #b : and then he spake thus : ye knoweth the evil people of the world know no rest, for the very fire of hell scorches their gullets on the inside so they may never sit quietly in a room. and therefore it will come to pass that they will put pressure on freenode, starting for instance last thursday. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: pronouncement #1 : and he said unto them lo! that bitbet now allows searching by weight of bets!
mircea_popescu: hi all, and welcome to mp's string of sunday pronnouncements!
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pete_dushenski: danielpbarron on the dams!
kakobrekla: well why did they leave the gates open!