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Vexual: heck, i'll even chip in for the prize
Vexual: what about a thursday freeroll on seals?
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Vexual: also theres not many people you'd like down at the local pig and sty
Vexual: mp: i'd love to run your free drinks, but i see a conflict of interests
Vexual: have cpan mirror, will tarvel
mircea_popescu: strapperl ? that's happening
Vexual: mircea_popescu: move on to perl ? < bring me a straw
Vexual: as long as it doesn't go into the whiskey
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Tits are real. Just wait until mircea_popescu replaces flouride in the water with risperidone
ben_vulpes: tit's a myth i tell you!
mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/e8df87434035e2eeffcc6f681fb4c04f/tumblr_nfdsamgEc61s6sn46o1_500.jpg <<< tit equality, now a reality!
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: I've been trying to get my mechanical engineering student brother on the LISP train (dentist brother needs no guidance) and I'm giving my paper copy of land of LISP to degernerate cousin's kids. God bless warez.
BingoBoingo: Python also benefitted from Math departments that thought "R" was bad branding for a language
decimation: I think van Rossum works there
decimation: yeah I think they were mostly a python shop
ben_vulpes: decimation: i may have mis-discovered my history but wasn't the steel behind python largely google before they created "Go"?
BingoBoingo: !up toddf
ben_vulpes: i shudder at the mention, but perhaps i'll end up "Go"ing
ben_vulpes: yeah how do i roll greenarrays into the thing
ben_vulpes: clojure takes 30s to boot and so is utterly unusable for operations stuff. common lisp is...well, unpalatable to client operations staff. bash is not up to the task. python's right out, along with the *js crowd.
decimation: isn't that kinda what puppet is?
ben_vulpes: the last thing i see happening is me getting excited about using a language for infrastructure automation.
ben_vulpes: i've only been doing this for like 3 years now and i've already learned that languages are a red herring.
decimation: yeah that's a tricky one
decimation: you mean the threading module?
asciilifeform: afaik everyone able to stomach perl is already using it. and the users know who each other are. kinda like coprophagiacs.
ben_vulpes: python's basically dead in the water ("which python", to quote alf)
ben_vulpes: you and mod6 with the perl
mircea_popescu: move on to perl ?
ben_vulpes: but it's pretty lacking in terms of mutating the cluster in place, and not the most pleasant of things to work in being written mostly in bash.
ben_vulpes: i wrote a thing that handles turning standard piles of software into running software on ec2 with docker for environment isolation
asciilifeform: but now, at a loss as to how ?
ben_vulpes: i'm at a loss where to go with provisioning, deployments and cluster mutatino
mircea_popescu: nm apparently im too late lol
mircea_popescu: mats im not so convinced of that theory.
BingoBoingo: This ^ Kit is cheaper than a typical 'netbook'
asciilifeform: mats: dedicated gadget is sold for the purpose. even comes with a bottle of (spray) freon.
BingoBoingo: Basically they want to run a USD to USD dice game
decimation: BingoBoingo: yeah how the hell are they going to settle their 'physical' bitcoin swaps?
mats: BingoBoingo: bummer. its been p quiet, those links were the most interesting things in two days
BingoBoingo: decimation: Well it is one of those BTC futures without any BTC delivery deals ☟︎
mats: i learned today naive cold boot attacks are actually pretty unlikely to work, due to modern memory controllers causing a lot of data to appear to be garbage
BingoBoingo: mats: So apparently I am banned from that channel
decimation: this ledgerX thing is amusing. bezzle's gotta bezzle
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: There were parts where maybe I believe, but yeah the string of inconsistent broke people kinda kills the thing as a movement.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo dude i so don't believe the recent cosby dirt...
BingoBoingo: mats: Is it one or two #'s
mats: the guy talks a lot without much substance and im not inclined to believe his claims at any rate
BingoBoingo: mats: And Bill Cosby claimed he was a clean cut saint who wasn't in it for the pussy.
mircea_popescu: decimation was linked here few days ago, some "mixer" thing stole however many btcs
mats: his followers claim he is not the same as the bitcointalk scammer
BingoBoingo: Lemme dig up the latest buttcointalk drama on the moriarity scammer
decimation: what was his scam? I recall he claimed that he had 'made it big' on early bitcoin
mircea_popescu: is that the scammer guy that kept spamming here ?
mats: >Russia will write off $865 million of Uzbekistan’s debt leaving a balance of $25 million to repay to Moscow
undata: you know technically one can climb in either direction
decimation: mats: that is neat, I didn't know gribble could do that
BingoBoingo: And Bitcoin climbs, the dollars simply does not yet know!
gribble: Bitstamp BTCRUB ticker | Best bid: 22345.9184, Best ask: 22380.637375, Bid-ask spread: 34.71897, Last trade: 22379.9823, 24 hour volume: 9755.85037265, 24 hour low: 22293.5124, 24 hour high: 23254.507425, 24 hour vwap: 22881.8278929
decimation: actually that would be particularly devious - a shell that one could hear being dropped, which would scatter mines everywhere - arming after a few seconds of settling
gribble: Bitstamp BTCALL ticker | Best bid: 38418.016095, Best ask: 38454.067135, Bid-ask spread: 36.05104, Last trade: 38454.067135, 24 hour volume: 9730.55800460, 24 hour low: 38340.28104, 24 hour high: 39992.995905, 24 hour vwap: 39354.7220805
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitstamp. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
mats: Chinese did it just fine. muskets though.
mircea_popescu: o look at that, ruble crossed 60
asciilifeform: (go leave, e.g., rifle, outdoors for a decade. then fire.)
BingoBoingo: decimation: I'm just saying if we're shooting... projectiles with immediate injury. Dun want to get owned by a brave idiot wearing tin foil
PeterL: motion triggered nuke?
asciilifeform: on the field - sensors.
asciilifeform: (far away from the field)
asciilifeform: if turrets, works differently
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: If we were doing turrets, why laser and not rail?
mircea_popescu: definitely the oldest weapon, definitely the most cost effective.
mircea_popescu: actually alf has a point. the mine is merely the successor of the caltrop
asciilifeform: from world's cheapest, most resilient weapon, to most ludicrously expensive and finicky
decimation: I think mr. mold made this point - once you have laid the minefield, it's an easy step to the laser-turrets
decimation: asciilifeform: this is what I mean by 'border fence' with mexico
ben_vulpes: i always enjoy derpettes humiliating themselves on camera.
asciilifeform: if budget allows, use 'smart' mines that can be temporarily switched off by those having private key
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes do not complain about things you should be thankful for.
asciilifeform: you want them everywhere, and sans metal
asciilifeform: useless for this purpose.
asciilifeform: decimation: that thing was more or less a shotgun
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decimation: asciilifeform: the SM-70 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortifications_of_the_inner_German_border#mediaviewer/File:Sm-70_schlagsdorf.jpg
asciilifeform: many exquisite tools to choose from.
asciilifeform: unlike the ancient egyptians, modern man does not have to content himself with curses to keep pests out of monuments
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Pyramid stone at least had value in being convenient cut rock. This is literally a dirt pile only being molest because of grants by engineers that can't arithmatic.
decimation: asciilifeform: but some of them might have been making an idiotic political statement!
asciilifeform: if peru wants to preserve the line drawings, easy pill:
asciilifeform: nothing really new here. recall the millenia of idiots who separated everything that 'was poorly glued down' from the pyramids, etc.
decimation: they have been there more-or-less unmolested for 1000 years
decimation: basically the lines are drawn in the black crusted desert, with white sand underneath
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> next they'll smash something notable on purpose. << Locally "preservation Engineers" have done exactly this with "Monks Mound" Thing is just a pile of dirt long lived with stable shape. Engineers come in and in their interventions invent "slumping" A scourge the caused and insist only they can solve for the grant dollars.
decimation: they posted a video of themselves performing the act on youtube, you can clearly see them standing inches from the lines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_yk6WlpFyo
asciilifeform: employed by the university << where i live, it gets you (above a certain rank) free tuition. so plenty of takers. but this is a different animal from earlier picture.
asciilifeform: next they'll smash something notable on purpose.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: In my first stint as a Teaching Assistant I had Late 40's grad students. Retired military or house wives getting almost always already employed by the university looking for their second or third career
decimation: that was pretty much their original 'apology' and peru said 'fuck you'
mircea_popescu: they tried and therefore no one should criticize them.