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ben_vulpes: <thestringpuller> have no idea why they haven't split the node from the wallet << mostly time.
asciilifeform: it seems like an utterly obvious and necessary thing to me
undata: yeah, given a sane interface to feed transactions all manner of other programs can do as they please
thestringpuller: have no idea why they haven't split the node from the wallet
ben_vulpes: ^^ that behavior actually blows the wallet concept entirely pu
thestringpuller: who needs a wallet when you can just create the transaction offline, and then feed the finalized thing to the node
kakobrekla: well i wasnt expecting an answer at all tbh.
ben_vulpes: spreadsheet or org mode file should be adequate for the user of "angry five"
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: how would you propose the user is to keep track of his coin ?
ben_vulpes: lol one can concieve of all sorts of things asciilifeform
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: one can conceive of 'wallet' that doesn't try to abstract over the actual mechanics of bitcoin
ben_vulpes: or rather, notion that bitcoind should bear responsibility for tracking your coinholdings.
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> [] the default change behaviour is asinine (owing to how it destroys wallet backup as a concept) but i cannot recall how it can be seen as 'vulnerable' << wallet notion itself is asinine
asciilifeform: or what, you didn't think 'kyc' extends to private keys?
asciilifeform: you'll know gotterdammerung isn't far when usg btc-fiat exchange handlers start lifting from the pots, in broad daylight, and leaving their 'patients' to take the blame.
thestringpuller: "Oops I accidentally copy pasted this password wrong."
asciilifeform puts for the record that he is very much looking forward to the first case of goxian btc theft that can only be explained by an overenthusiastic politruk and his root pw.
assbot: Elmer__FUD comments on Peter Todd on Twitter: "With Bitstamp on Amazon AWS, there's a high probability that some Three Letter Agency has a copy of their databases; expect zero privacy." ... ( http://bit.ly/1A48GnR )
undata: some kenmore one claims to detect the turdliness of the dishes themselves
undata: maybe it measures how turdly the water draining out the bottom is? iono
ben_vulpes: but the dishwasher!?
ben_vulpes: now the washing machine can at least measure moments of inertia, and make some kind of guess about how much water to derp into itself, that i'll scowlingly perhaps accept if i'm in a generous mood.
ben_vulpes: what kinds of smarts can the thing possibly have
ben_vulpes: dafuq does this dishwasher get off claiming a "smart wash" mode?
mircea_popescu: you've never killed anyone ? what's a rifle to you ? get a dildo.
mircea_popescu: if you kill fifty people a day and it's giving you carpal, get an ak do it faster. that i see.
mircea_popescu: i don't go down the street carrying a horse. or a boat.
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/people-we-dont-like-fighting-each-other-an-ode/
thestringpuller: !up the_real_john_ga
mircea_popescu: i don't mean the article's a scandal, i just mean, it being so long is scandalous.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: where is this long article you've been working on all day?
PeterL: do tell, why?
PeterL: http://mpex.co/?mpsic=F.DERP looks like the person who bid based on the 10X valuation mistake finally removed their bid
PeterL: Socal has nice weather, but the people ruin it
PeterL: ha, I can be hard to please sometimes
mircea_popescu: anyway, socal is where the really easy skanks / surfer dudes / rednecks live.
ben_vulpes: it's all somalia to me
PeterL: but wouldn't that be in Northern California?
mircea_popescu: PeterL yeh gotta do that. i will yes.
ben_vulpes: PeterL: 'tis a reference to the homeland of the social networks
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: try sokal media
PeterL: are they located in socal?
ben_vulpes: (not a typo)
PeterL: I suppose they could be marketing, trying to get companies to sign up for their service?
thestringpuller: what they do I do not know
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: i toured the offices. they have like 30+ employees
asciilifeform was quite certain that it consisted of a perl script or two
PeterL: speaking of bitpay ... are you ever going to put F.DERP shares for sale?
gribble: BitPay Lays Off 9 Employees Today | Qntra.net: <http://qntra.net/2015/01/bitpay-lays-off-9-employees-today/>; Qntra.net | Bitcoin News, Views & Commentary: <http://qntra.net/>; Richard Branson Bitpay Statement - Business Insider: <http://www.businessinsider.com/richard-branson-bitpay-statement-2014-5>
thestringpuller: funny how bitstamp's "survival" is front page news but this isn't
assbot: BitPay Lays Off 9 Employees Today | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/14GG6k5 )
thestringpuller: i'd love to have asciilifeform AI controlling my house
thestringpuller: asciilifeform i hope they model an AI construct after you one day.
asciilifeform: (am i the only one who still expires keys?)
ben_vulpes: stan the key you signed those patches with has expired
PeterL: fixed, thanks
Apocalyptic: PeterL, the link on "reported" is broken
thestringpuller: "That's my point. Before you kick a sleeping tiger that has no teeth make sure you can see his gums"
adlai: "So I think the lack of a real computer science today, and the lack of real software engineering today, is partly due to this pop culture [of the personal computer]." https://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=1039523
kakobrekla: they dont have bars there?
kakobrekla: not yet, but its weekend now, they are prolly drinking in some bar.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla did bitstamp ever send teh documents ?
kakobrekla: dont break the thing now.
mircea_popescu: rigth at the time keiser was pushing his aurora scam
mircea_popescu: was that it ? pretty sure there was one before
mircea_popescu: the author thought he "covered" the economics involved. then it turned out the author had no fucking idea.
danielpbarron: the justdice thing
mircea_popescu: i forget its name, but it doesn't matter, the principle is the same.
mircea_popescu: anyway, this is exactly like that alt coin that went nowhere which was going to give everyone with bitcoin as many of the altcoin as they had bitcoin
mircea_popescu: i dunno what';s not to get
thestringpuller: funny how even trying to dumb the article down, people still don't get that
thestringpuller: transactions in gigachain that won't exist in main chain
mircea_popescu: so the only way to have bitcoin is 1:1 identity in all respects.
mircea_popescu: 1 tx is say 400 bytes. if i split 1k btc into 1k 1 btc txn that's 400kb. if i dump 400kb on the network as it is now, about half would be put into a block immediately.
thestringpuller: how he does that, i dunno and I don't care
thestringpuller: so in order to defend the attack gavin would have to include code to keep 1:1 parity with the main-chain while his blocks are minted
thestringpuller: by statistics alone, the transaction will very greatly in each chain
mircea_popescu: heh somehow i doubt that's how it'l lwork.
thestringpuller: then add more then mint it
thestringpuller: then include all transactions in main chain
thestringpuller: they would have to wait for main-chain to mint
thestringpuller: also, isn't it impossible to guarentee gigachain has 1:1 parity with main-chain?
mircea_popescu: so they scam the userbase more than the userbase scams them
mircea_popescu: in practice i';d expect them to separate their funds immediately, and only pay out gavincoins.
mircea_popescu: working on the assumption of naive exchange, of course.
Apocalyptic: this would work only until the input the exchange is spending for your withdrawal is on both chains
thestringpuller: in theory, gavincoin will cost more to produce
mircea_popescu: cold wallets may save them to some degree, but it's pretty random.
mircea_popescu: (on the theory oldest inputs are favoured)
mircea_popescu: so yes, separate your gavincoins, send to exchange, withdraw. see if it replies with a bitcoin+gavincoin pair, if so separate it again.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron no, it works just fine. gavincoin has to accept both bitcoin and gavincoin txn. this writes free options to everyone in bitcoin that gavincoin is held to honor regardless.
danielpbarron: yes that's what i mean; withdraw, split, send fake-coins back into exchange, repeat
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: May be possible. I'd count double spending your coins yourself to seperate forks before using them in anger.
danielpbarron: if the hard fork happens, it should be possible to cycle funds in and out of exchanges that are dumb enough to switch, splitting away real-bitcoin whenever the withdraw gives you an output that hasn't been doublespent yet -- or is this possibility too good to be true?
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, reads like the only reasonable answer so far
thestringpuller: As Louis Armstrong said, "As I think to myself, was I ever this dumb?" LOL
thestringpuller: allegory of the cave shit yo
thestringpuller: where you get unplugged and see all this crazy shit and at some point you hack back in and see all the dumb people completely unaware of there shit
thestringpuller: reading stuff like this makes me think of the matrix
Apocalyptic: as sensible as the whole statement