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cazalla: a kid would be lucky to get 1 meal a day with such a woman
cazalla: mircea_popescu, because she fucked around with shit like tramadol
mircea_popescu: afaik reformed whores make the best mothers.
mircea_popescu: cazalla how do you know the shitty mother bit btw ?
mircea_popescu: then you can make comments to them about their black boyfriends and we can ostracize you and take your stadium away.
mircea_popescu: gotta be unable to get it up, first.
mircea_popescu: well what's the rush.
cazalla: dependent on bitcoin, goes up enough, i have a place or two for such women
cazalla: damn, she was the best lay but would've made for a shitty mother
cazalla: nah 2 in cunt, guess 1 in the ass too
mircea_popescu: what, one in butt one in cunt, then walk on them ?
cazalla: she was a champ like that
cazalla: ex could've taken 2 tbh
davout: "she's starting by getting used to the bat's presence your honor"
mircea_popescu: so she's training for it.
cazalla: i could've claimed so with the ex gf but not this woman
mircea_popescu: talk about dropping the ball.
mircea_popescu: seriously, nobody run the endless reels of "woman fucks baseball bat" for the court on that one ?
mircea_popescu: because the wife's a stretcher ?
cazalla: not "not much reason" but no reason, why would a law abiding citizen keep his sporting equipment under the bed? surely it is in garage with the rest of the foosballs etc
mircea_popescu: let's start with that.
mircea_popescu: what the fuck "not much reason to keep it there". what fucking reason does uninvited third party have to be in your bedroom ?
cazalla: lazer illegal, plastic knife illegal (if used as weapon), baseball bat also illegal if kept in bedroom because no legitimate reason to keep it there, must fetch from car and come back to bedroom to beat off attacker
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mircea_popescu: ;;google guy that crossed atlantic in a barrel died in new york, slipping on banana peel
davout: mircea_popescu: to be honest, a strategically banana peel might be more effective in this particular case
mircea_popescu: all those tactical lights ARE REALLY WEAPONS
mircea_popescu: now i understand finally the crazy shit stick on all sides of rifle bit.
cazalla: davout, not even mine is big enough to kill loaded with booze
cazalla: someone is breaking into my home.. best i call the police to come in 10m time because law does not permit me to own a shot gun to blast the cunt in seconds
mircea_popescu: essentially stalin's administrative powers thing.
mircea_popescu: cazalla "mandatory sentencing" is the most ridiculous perversion of justice ever.
mircea_popescu: fucking french terrorists.
mircea_popescu: davout are you intimating the bureaucracy's ineffective because it lives in its own world anyway ?
cazalla: they're trying to push through mandatory sentencing for weapons here down under.. 5 years for trafficking hand guns etc
davout: "thank you for this kalashnikov, may i have my receipt"
mircea_popescu: (anyone notice how those "limits" are not yearly indexed, like govt pensions ?)
mircea_popescu: course inflation'd have naturally fixed that over time.
mircea_popescu: 1k euros not enough for this.
mircea_popescu: no but seriously, someone could use 3k euros to buy a proper rifle + bullets.
davout: few days ago in france: "terrorism is bad, let's lower the limit for cash payments from 3000 to 1000€"
Adlai: so maybe, lobbyists looking for lobbies to lob should try to get all aircraft windows tinted
mircea_popescu: anyway, i suppose the difference between "this is slightly annoying' and "this is terrorism" has long been lost.
davout: look, i'm not arguing that because they are annoying and potentially dangerous to aircrafts that gives a justification to anyone to forbid them, simply stating that retards will be retards, and annoy pilots in a sensitive flight phase
mircea_popescu: good cause there's all sorts of instructional videos on how to defend yourself.
mircea_popescu: you gonna make that charge stick ?
mircea_popescu: for that matter, suppose some asshole runs around throwing banana peels right before people. and he gets busted for "assault with a dangerous weapon".
mircea_popescu: the discussion wasn't if this is annoying or not, but whether the drone droning about weapons had a point. at least in my head.
Adlai: why aren't the terrorists yelling fire in crowded theatresL
davout: that's kind of like saying "if banana peels are dangerous, why don't the US marines carry them around" :D
mircea_popescu: davout but it turns out, stuff like aegis cruisers don't have lasers installed to blind enemy pilots, dropped chaff isn't tiny shining laser pointers etc.
mircea_popescu: Adlai you want the same exact set of transactions to have been accepted.
mircea_popescu: davout that may be true.
Adlai: what [i think] you want is identical answers to whether a transaction is valid
davout: i think you underestimate the danger of having a laser pointed at you when you're doing an approach
mircea_popescu: Adlai i suppose he meant bitwise identical star, to be translated as, same txn
mircea_popescu: because it distracts from a discussion about how they suck, and people should fire them
mircea_popescu: when met with any novel thing, the bulk will shrug and carry on, the 19% marginals will yak about it,
mircea_popescu: this is fine as far as the system goes, it's own "democratic" logic, et all.
mircea_popescu: then bureaucrat drones are going on about weapons and whatnot, with nary a clue about anything but what could be persuasively argued to a mostly clueless public.
mircea_popescu: davout pilots did not make anything up. they say it's fucking annoying. im sure it is.
davout: instead of putting their shades on and shrugging it off
assbot: Logged on 26-02-2015 21:23:55; asciilifeform: if ends up with bitwise identical blockchain on disk (minus time data) then quite likely correct.
Adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-02-2015#1034826 << problem, blockchain on disk depends on the order in which it saw those 'orphans' ☝︎
davout: it's unclear to me why pilots would make that up
davout: and you have a larger view later on the video
mircea_popescu: pretty much exactly consistent with what i[ve been saying last time we did this laser thing
davout: if that's the effect on the cam, it's not a complete stretch to say that you can believe pilots when they say it's blinding
cazalla: the australian law, at least as i see it, was more them saying, ok you've had your fun but no more of this please
mircea_popescu: davout but that's not the cockpit, that's the cam.
davout: not saying that this is a good reason to forbid lasers, i'm saying they can be pretty dangerous
assbot: 'Laser attack' caught on tape: View from plane cockpit - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1bjH1dT )
davout: "Pilots unanimously say that the effect of a laser-pen's beam in the cockpit is very similar to the effect of a car's high-beam headlights at a short distance -- it blinds you. The decision-making time before a landing is only 10 critical seconds, pilots say -- and these moments are not to fight green laser beams, but to make critically important decisions. "
mircea_popescu: but those facts don't make derpy lasers "weapons" and etc etc.
mircea_popescu: now, mind you, i'm the first to agree the lasers are fucking annyoing and the idiots wielding them need better hobbies.
davout: you don't want to miss shit on your checklist
cazalla: the trajectory of the sun combined with the police lights and lazer mounted drone caused me to run down mr gavin by accident
mircea_popescu: anyway, all this beating around the bush. here's to making the penis a dangerous weapon.
mircea_popescu: "omaigawd stuffwas illuminated, i totally lost my trtain of thought. o look, unicorns!!1"
cazalla: damn, that is not a half bad idea
mircea_popescu: what next, this is a legitimate car crash reason ? "police lights illuminated my cockpit your honor. let the police dept pay."
davout: my cessna has these flaps you speak of :D
mircea_popescu: it will iluminate the cockpit less than what fucking police lights do.
mircea_popescu: drop down those flaps like they have in the car ?
davout: it will illuminate the cockpit, blind you, will take your mind off of your checklist
mircea_popescu: what do they do in the sun ?
davout: and it's not like you'll get lasered at high altitudes with the PA on and your cock in some flight attendant's mouth, you'll get lasered when approaching
chetty: humans, more and more clever ways to commit mayhem on each other.
mircea_popescu: not the original statement hm ?
mircea_popescu: so they don't actually do anything, so nevermind.
mircea_popescu: they're sort-of like turkeys, which have caused problems in the past, so planes have been shielded against them, so it no longer matters.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, the pollie that said that got busted for gay sex like a year later, clearly didn't want to play ball anymore (or did)
mircea_popescu: "These gutless and cowardly attacks have to be stopped," he said. "I am preparing a proposal to cabinet to consider making these items a prohibited weapon."
cazalla: everyone had these fucking things circa 2008, all from dx.com
davout: it's like everyone in the sky gets pissed at you, while the laserer conveniently gives a massive arrow pointing to his sorry ass
assbot: City's worst laser attacks on aircraft - Travel - smh.com.au ... ( http://bit.ly/1bjGJnj )
cazalla: davout, yeah.. they coined it "lazer attacks"
cazalla: people were lulz lazering athletes at games too
cazalla: too many people were all "lulz, i lazered the pilot" here in australia so anything over 1mw.. banned
mircea_popescu: only job to score consistently under tradecraft for security.