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adlai: removed from rations... now that's my laugh for the day
adlai: these things keep forever
adlai: "Also, a kosher variant of Spam, known as Loof (Hebrew: לוף‎, a Hebrew linguistic play on meatloaf), was produced by Richard Levi, and mostly used as part of field rations by the Israel Defense Forces."
pete_dushenski: "tails and assholes" as my dad used to call spam
assbot: Spam (food) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1IIybnH )
mircea_popescu: maybe they have special hoover-pigs
pete_dushenski: adlai: now why would spam be in the idf in the first place ?
ascii_field: omnivores 'are what they eat' newsateleven
adlai: in the idf, if bread sits on the shelf next to canned spam for long enough...
ascii_field was convinced that his 'bear' had a snout, ate from a trough
mircea_popescu: no fraud there.
ascii_field: that's precisely what it tasted like
mircea_popescu: kinda gamey, like a pig that grew up thinking it's pheasant ?
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: i am told that i did, but methinks it was a fraud
adlai: smallpox faded to obscurity long before we learned how to wage proper interkingdom war
ascii_field: adlai: by this logic, eating raw bear meat is the only reason 'we' aren't all dead of starvation, etc.
mircea_popescu: adlai among other things.
adlai: fwiw, according to diamod, sleeping in barns (or herding in the home) is the only reason we're not all dead of smallpox
ascii_field: nubbins`: if i worked in a cubicle, the last thing i would do is buy a pogo and mess with it << what did you buy and play with instead? a nagant, testing how it feels in the mouth, as in mircea_popescu's 'dulap' story ?
mircea_popescu: still, "hard to herd a herd"... you heard it here first
mircea_popescu: well what do you want to, spherical chicken in vacuum ?
ascii_field: tajikistan also sleeps in the barn
ascii_field: why do i want to herd anything
mircea_popescu: teh ancient egyptians slept in the barn eh ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_field ok, but you know... kinda hard to herd a herd if you're so olfactorily intolerant
ascii_field: whereas i have zero patience with the very concept of having the very smell of a rabid dog in my home.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i guess ascii_field has telecom reviving AND self-upping magical powers
ascii_field: nubbins`: but i'll note that this is a problem with alf, not with walking away << i've noticed that even you have exhausted your patience with the bipedal rabid dog in your home...
mircea_popescu: and here i thought twtelecom went under.
pete_dushenski: but i'm not as cultured and worldly as i think i am. just a soap opera star!
pete_dushenski: lol can't say i've ever heard of any of them
nubbins`: pete_dushenski sounds like we use different methods to achieve same result
nubbins`: which btw i pronounce "usagi" in my head occasionally, thanks bitcoin!
nubbins`: pete_dushenski i bring a smartphone instead of a laptop precisely to limit my tech usage
nubbins`: but... print shops are busy in the summer, so if i wanna go somewhere, it's best to go in the spring... and it turns out three of my favourite musical acts were playing back-to-back nights in cleveland
pete_dushenski: there are always logs to read, travel stories to share on contravex, emails to send.
funkenstein_: we are always travelling on spaceship earth
pete_dushenski: lol of course i bring a laptop, what is this 1994 ?
nubbins`: i usually aim for at least a week or two
nubbins`: anyway, this trip is more of an indulgence than most
funkenstein_: ;;later tell mod6 some 0.5.3.1 info http://dpaste.com/0EK6PYX
pete_dushenski: so sure, i get tired, but it doesn't send me home, just makes me want to be productive while i'm away
pete_dushenski: but if you can make it past "tired" there's always more to explore and experience
nubbins`: everyone who travels has a point at which they become tired. for some, this is 6mos. for others, 1mo.
nubbins`: this is precisely the reason
pete_dushenski: quite often after the first week or so.
nubbins`: ever get... tired?
nubbins`: what sorta travel, mostly resorts or "real"?
nubbins`: pete_dushenski you traveled much?
pete_dushenski: nubbins`: how is it that longer trips don't suffice ? suffice for what ?
nubbins`: (protip: get yourself a flight rewards credit card /before/ you quit your office job. they only check your annual salary when you first sign up)
nubbins`: longer trips don't suffice for the man of leisure
pete_dushenski: ah, you're also going to c3 ?
nubbins`: nice try tho ;/
nubbins`: he's taking a four-day vacation out of the country.
pete_dushenski: nubbins`: oh you're busy nao ? what happened to mr. man of leisure of twodogslandia ?
nubbins`: rozal that was the most inept display of cloaking i've ever seen
pete_dushenski: in taleb's books, he often refers to his long, slow walks with mandelbrot, and how the old man is the only one who will walk slowly enough to properly meditate with
nubbins`: itching to throw that static bitcoind build onto one w/ an ssd
nubbins`: shame i don't have time to play with these pogos til next week
pete_dushenski: benoit's definitely in the taleb vein, or perhaps vice versa
nubbins`: pete_dushenski inorite? sold as "used", guessing they're either (a) returns or (b) just damaged packaging and unsuitable for shelf
nubbins`: mandelbrot et al did much to form my perceptions of the world
pete_dushenski: mats: ah yes, mandelbrot. classic book, that.
pete_dushenski now wondering from whence mircea_popescu derives fiat profit in 5 jurisdictions to keep tax lawyers and accountants busy
pete_dushenski: those torn boxes!
nubbins`: too bad it's the kinda dumb guy buying all these, huh ;/
nubbins`: AND TWINS MAKE FIVE
nubbins`: i'm always suspicious when Canada Post sends me an "item delivered" email and the mailbox is empty
mircea_popescu: well that's kinda par for the course.
fluffypony: except that it looks like they're retarded
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: definitely afterwards, don't have enough to say about it now
fluffypony: mats: because it's the first one in ZA, I'm going to be in Cape Town anyway, and Micah Winkelspecht is talking
mats: why would you soil yourself by association with the likely demographic of con-goers?
assbot: Door tix @ Bitcoin Africa conference: "only cash will be accepted". Bitcoin...you're doing it wrong! /hashtag/BitcoinAfrica15?src=hash http://t.co/G66vzo8Etz
fluffypony: so I'm going to the Bitcoin Africa conference on Thursday
mats: its nice to be thanked for stuff i didn't do
adlai: "Thus, reading this volume will not make you rich. But it will make you wiser—and may thereby save you from getting poorer.
adlai: mats: thank you for the link, the author may be one of the only people (other than personified Failure) able to dissuade me
adlai: yeah dunno why amazon choose to reword that
adlai: blessed art thou, ocr operator; though you skimped on the index, grep is also nice and will suffice: https://is.muni.cz/el/1456/podzim2013/MPM_FIM2/The_Misbehavior_of_Markets.pdf
adlai: "A Fractal View of Financial Turbulence"?
mats is busy working through "The Misbehavior of Markets" ☟︎
adlai: anthem is precisely the correct dose of ayn rand for a healthy brain
adlai hasn't actually read the book, didn't even crack the cover
nubbins`: didn't the galt idiots blow up some train tracks or smth?
adlai: mircea_popescu: no, that's the goal-withholding attack!
mircea_popescu: going galt = what happens to a bureaucracy.
mircea_popescu: adlai i always understood it as the much more subtle "well im on the football team now, why hassle to score goals. hassle to prevent anyone from scoring more than me".
nubbins`: maybe once you get enough toys it'll be a fair trade.
nubbins`: so there's that
nubbins`: but hey, the thing that sucks and kills you *does* give you the money to buy toys
adlai: mentsh trakht, market lakht
adlai: then the market price for widgets rises due to lack of supply, and company finds itself with sales totalling $251k
nubbins`: i didn't quit 9-5 because i wanted to stick it to the tax man. i quit it because it sucked and it was killing me.
adlai: ie, "my company could sell $300k on the open market, but then it would be in a higher corporate tax bracket, so we'll only sell $200k of widgets"
adlai: aiui, which is only from the internet as i don't physically live in libertardia, this meme was mainly coined by/for business owners reducing their business's "salary"
nubbins`: 'cause you don't get taxed based on how hard you work up here in canada.
nubbins`: adlai so salary is the word, then?
nubbins`: ("but nubs, you sit around on irc all day" ...think about that)