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mircea_popescu: but tard means something very anglo-speciffic.
asciilifeform: nah. tards 'cause the thing wasn't full of saltpetre and didn't light well!
mircea_popescu: does not even agree with "tards" to any degree. yes they sound like monkeys. this is not retarded for their age, healthy 17 yo boys sound like that.
mircea_popescu: see, these kids is the fundamental reason a) ru young women are well fucked (well means more than just a lot) and b) the chechens aren't isis.
assbot: На поле танки грохотали (Na Pole Tanki Grohotali) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1KcK4CY )
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV942i_zbzE << minus the tards, for anyone who needs it.
mircea_popescu: 325 views ? "obligatory" ? is this like... made by your gf's younger brother or something ? howdja find it
mircea_popescu: no i know teh song lol.
asciilifeform: one of those things that everybody knew the wordz to.
asciilifeform: http://a-pesni.org/ww2/folk/gibeltankista.php << text
mircea_popescu: ahaha wtf is this retarded shit
mircea_popescu: whadda they know for it.
mircea_popescu: yes, they were on my feet. they have cells descuamated off me even.
mircea_popescu: because they're as ignorant as my dirty socks.
asciilifeform: ^ famous 'second-system effect'! like 'multics.' for that matter, it is an atrocity that scholarly discussions of 'second-system' and 'multics' do not mention the kv !
mircea_popescu: and whjen they gave up their random approach, they came up with the kv, an overengineered useless pos.
mircea_popescu: and the tank was not, strictly speaking, a tank.
asciilifeform: when this was no longer the case, the edifice began to fall apart.
asciilifeform: rather than an actual decision-making mechanism
asciilifeform: except it was not, largely, 'law' which maintained order. 'law' was simply the religious incantation uttered by judge before a troublemaker was sent to meet his fate
mircea_popescu: on the practical side, they both WORKED, if one's tolerant with the concept. soviet law maintained order in a larger thing than the us, better than the us managed.
asciilifeform: (more complicated story, with tank. diesel motor was an unambiguous win, as all tank makers eventually came to know.)
mircea_popescu: they're both equally ridiculous things, for the same exact reason : made "as best we could" by the russians of the time, who were peasants not lawmakers or tank makers. they have all the qualities of chinese farm steel.
asciilifeform: ask the germans if they laughed.
mircea_popescu: why are ww2 soviet tanks a laughing stock ?
mircea_popescu: for one thing, no opium smoker bangs 30 women a day even for two days straight,
asciilifeform: there was, i think, a third, more pressing problem: why ought the sultan rule, when he can invent bureaucracy and have amoebas rule in his stead, while he bangs 10,000 chicks/year and smokes opium
mircea_popescu: then tell me.
mircea_popescu: ag3nt_zer0 see "la terra trema". think that the film was made in the 1950s by using RANDOM LOCALS
mircea_popescu: wheresoever that place is, whosoever sits in it, has the same twin problem no matter what.
mircea_popescu: well look, you agree with the broad idea that no man made thing may endure without a place the buck stops ?
mircea_popescu: this does not at all translate into civil and criminal
asciilifeform: the spray paint was thinner in those days
mircea_popescu: but you're familiar with the roman, and originally greek notions of "broke the laws of men and gods" yes ?
mircea_popescu: you do this because you don't recognise the fundamental tension, and so examples in one line cloud your estimation of the other.
mircea_popescu: roman practice suffered the tension, but also made it amply abundant
asciilifeform: i see the proceedings of that court as similar to those of all modern courts: a continuation of the basic lie of 'rule of law', where 'it is not the sultan who condemns you to impalement, but the majesty of the law'
mircea_popescu: the other's a more fundamental type of dispute, you could stilisize as "between man and god".
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yes. vaguely speaking, one's a contest among the crowd of boys. "everyone wants to be the one at the wheel, so who shall ?"
mircea_popescu: but honestly, Visconti is probably the best dirctor that ever lived.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: two?
mircea_popescu: or how shall i put this, there are two types of question justice answers.
mircea_popescu: justice covers two different things.
mircea_popescu: you have a strange equivocation of power an' legitimacy going on there, asciilifeform
asciilifeform: and the 'questionable' is 'surely genuine' when ragged man goes to jail and the canvas finds its way to lord rothchild.
ag3nt_zer0: and Irving and Elmyr are quite the characters haha
assbot: Logged on 06-03-2015 03:29:02; mircea_popescu: making money is a purely ~political~ function. if you are among the favoured elite of the respublica veneta, you then may invest in the ships, and make a profit. if not, not.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: consider, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-03-2015#1044114 - ergo, 'this vermeer, in the gallery of our esteemed lord rothchild, is genuine. this picasso, in the suitcase of this ragged thief and scoundrel, is most certainly questionable.' ☝︎
ag3nt_zer0: ok, don't really have an opinion on him myself, but I thought that film was quite entertaining... like a cinematic hall of mirrors or something
mircea_popescu: ag3nt_zer0 i dun think much of welles as a director.
mircea_popescu: i do not share this view.
asciilifeform: they don't 'have to', but want to. the conclusion is pre-ordained.
assbot: Logged on 22-08-2015 19:30:03; mircea_popescu: the merit of a pgp signature is that it delivers them from having to do this.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-08-2015#1248670 << i still see ~actual authentication~ as being ~incidental~ to these proceedings. as in j.e.hoover's famous quip 'justice is incidental to law and order' ☝︎
ag3nt_zer0: of irony, de Hory's interviewer is author Clifford Irving, who became infamous due to a forgery of his own: a falsified autobiography of Howard Hughes. Welles openly re-edits and manipulates this footage, using it as a spine for his own commentary, arguing that there is an extremely close relationship between art and lying, and citing instances from his own career to prove the point."
ag3nt_zer0: "The final directorial project the legendary Orson Welles completed during his lifetime, F for Fake is less a documentary than an example of cinematic free association on the topic of trickery. Much of the film is in fact drawn from other sources, most notably an unfinished documentary by Francois Reichenbach on the notorious Elmyr de Hory, whose extremely skillful forgeries of famous paintings caused scandals amongst art
mircea_popescu: nonono. there is such a thing as "identify typewriter"
mircea_popescu: this is commonly done! typewriters are handwriters.
asciilifeform: proceeding from a mandated assumption that it was written by human hand
mircea_popescu: do not think that the intelligent people caught like bubbles in the fiat mire are happy to be there.
asciilifeform: like that czech short story, author i can't recall, where a 'graphologist' is made to pronounce re: the authenticity of a typewritten page!
mircea_popescu: the merit of a pgp signature is that it delivers them from having to do this. ☟︎
asciilifeform: i can't wait till they start doing circus like this for, e.g., a pgp signature
mircea_popescu: check these people out, they have fine art authorship grading down to a fine art!
mircea_popescu: Giovanni Bellini means that in their opinion, this is a work in the style of Bellini and of a later date. vii) After Giovanni Bellini means that in their opinion, this is a copy of a known work of Bellini.
mircea_popescu: k by an as yet unidentified but distinct hand, closely associated with Bellini but not necessarily his pupil. v) Style/Follower of Giovanni Bellini means that, in their opinion, this is a work by a painter working in Bellini's style, contemporary or nearly contemporary, but not necessarily his pupil. ‘Contemporary or nearly contemporary' means that it was painted within about 50 years of Bellini's work. vi) Manner of
mircea_popescu: Bellini means that, in Sotheby's opinion, this is probably a work by Bellini, but there is less certainty expressed as to authorship than in the preceding category. iii) Studio of Giovanni Bellini means that, in their opinion, this is a work by an unknown hand in the studio of Bellini, and it may or may not have been executed under his direction. iv) Circle of Giovanni Bellini means that, in their opinion, it is a wor
mircea_popescu: For every auction sale, a catalogue is produced describing each painting to be sold. Every entry indicates the certainty with which Sotheby's is prepared to attribute it to a particular artist. The catalogue entry may describe a painting in the following ways: i) Simply putting the name of the artist, for example, ‘Giovanni Bellini,' means that, in Sotheby's opinion, the work is by Bellini. ii) Attributed to Giovanni
assbot: F for Fake (1974) - Rotten Tomatoes ... ( http://bit.ly/1KcHxZv )
assbot: Logged on 22-08-2015 13:05:58; punkman: "before he resigned from the library he realized that his trick had occurred to someone else. Several of the paintings he made had been replaced, his copies stolen. So the Academy was exhibiting fakes of fakes and someone was selling, or trying to sell, art by Xiao."
ag3nt_zer0: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-08-2015#1248275 << ever looked at this?: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/f_for_fake/ ☝︎
mod6: good deal. i'll see what I can do about the mechanical checking and rebasing maybe later tonight, or tomorrow for sure.
asciilifeform: mod6: very much on right track
mod6: yup yup, i recall. just trying to make sure i'm on the right track so i don't waste everyones time :]
asciilifeform: mod6: these look superficially correct, but need to be 1) compared mechanically and 2) rebased as i spoke of earlier
asciilifeform: and stirred or it bakes onto the pot
asciilifeform: has to be kept at low boil for entire time
asciilifeform only learned how to make proper 'манная каша' (english, approx, 'cream of wheat') as an adult; and is still tempted to try doing it in a chemist's double boiler with magnetic stir bar
mircea_popescu: it's not really hard to make, need pot with water and coarse ground corn. and a woman that knows how long to boil it and what proportions.
asciilifeform: (in the old days)
asciilifeform knows of this dish only from father, who travelled a good bit in ro
asciilifeform: the porrige? nothing wrong with that
mircea_popescu: perhaps the only time romania's ww1 peculiar dish was eaten here this millenium
asciilifeform: folks will go and look for the shitsoup they grew up with, yes.
asciilifeform: ^ same effect, discussed in at least one old thread
mircea_popescu: no i mean, the common, standard foodl. regarded as ideal by the village prisoners.
mircea_popescu: "no, i dont think they were townpeople [ie idiots] because when sitting to repast they took out mamaliga cu brinza like normal pewople]
mircea_popescu: so then.
asciilifeform: ate because it was 'on the menu'
mircea_popescu: incidentally, isn't this also strictly wrong ? wasn't it the case that the whole village ate ~the exact same dish~ every day forever ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i have nfi why you think 'in savour or hue, no comrades have you' better than "in color or taste there's no comrades"
mircea_popescu: quo fucko warranto you do it for art, too!
mircea_popescu: "yes, but you do those BY SPECIAL MANDATE!.
mircea_popescu: "oh, but we already do guilt and innocence, which are ALSO transcendents"
mircea_popescu: rank fucking nonsense. it should be clearly obvious this is not something the court can do.
mircea_popescu: And then, when the experts have come to their conclusion, and that conclusion is challenged in court, (as opposed to the marketplace or in critical writing), a judge must decide that the experts were right or wrong.
mircea_popescu: ely almost entirely on expert opinion concerning the quality of the art, that is to say, is the quality of the art being examined of the quality expected of a painting by the artist—in this case, Caravaggio. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: Authenticating a work of art is often difficult, and more difficult when the art is four or five hundred years old, and at least one tool for the expert, to wit, provenance, is often limited or non-existent. And, science (materials analysis) does not get us very far since many of the problems for Old Masters come right out of the artist's studio (think Rembrandt). Thus, for Old Masters at least, the expert is left to r
mircea_popescu: great idea, great painting, why does the woman's face look like it was peeled off asphalt pizza
mircea_popescu: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Edouard_Manet_-_Luncheon_on_the_Grass_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg < wtf is that.