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BingoBoingo: So now instead of one derp spamming
transactions, many derps spam
transactions
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: But
this
time
they save
themselves
the
trouble of actually broadcasting
tx
jurov: beongs
to #bitcoin-anal
mod6: bring ur pgp key next
time! :]
analmaster: its recommended you 'hill' your potatoes when
they are in
the ground
mod6: <+analmaster> why boxes << oh, yeah it is im sure, but i heard
that if you're short on horizontal planting space, you can do
the boxes and get
them
to grow vertically so you can produce more in a smaller space. maybe I'm wrong
though?
analmaster: oh
the rocker. i quite enjoyed
that movie.
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analmaster: btw potatoes were my main crop
this year
mod6: I wanna build some potato boxes for next year
too, at least, give it a
try. Was going
to do
that
this year, but ... got
too busy.
analmaster: i would buy a handheld hitler for sure. will leave no stone unturned in search for
the filth.
analmaster: they are slowing
taking over our country.
mod6: not a bad idea. ima
try
that next year if I see 'em. year before didn't see any!
analmaster: i also get raped by
the japp beetles. my suggestion, every morning ( and night during peak season)
take a hand heled vacuum and suck
them off
mod6: apparently, "asian beetles" or something.
they were fucking all over
the leaves of
the cukes, zucchs and rasberries. little bastards.
analmaster: i can do it next year. i just have
to stagger my planting
mod6: 60 days of melons
tho,
that's some fortitude right
there.
mod6: im a gardening n00b. i grew
two zucchinis. my cucumber plants died. i did get 1 metric fuckton of
tomatoes
tho.
analmaster: i almost completed
the melon challenge
this year.
analmaster: im used
to not getting any holidays. When i worked at mcdonalds everyone had
to work 2 hours so we could stay open on
thanksgiving
analmaster: one day my friend. how about
thanksgiving break.
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 05:18:31; mircea_popescu: (this in particular is a very clever ddos vehicle for
the bitcoin
tx relay network, because
the inept implementation generates a lot of such spurious nonsense anyway)
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 05:15:49; mircea_popescu: 44821 nonstandard
txout ; 54874 nonstandard
txin
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 05:13:44; mircea_popescu: SigOpCount out of bounds : 4219 occurences ; nonstandard
tx
types : 99695 occurences.
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 04:41:05; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu:
they actually
tried
to force
the kidz
to memorize key sequences for various statistical ops
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 04:29:54; ben_vulpes: and
the misfortune of replacing it with
the 89 'titanium'
punkman: cazalla: seems like
the winner was a deedbot
cazalla: punkman, lol same here, yet i click
that upgrade button because want
to see what's behind door xyz
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punkman: fwiw,
the new, fixed, improved, amazing Firefox likes
to crash several
times a day on me.
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mircea_popescu: (this in particular is a very clever ddos vehicle for
the bitcoin
tx relay network, because
the inept implementation generates a lot of such spurious nonsense anyway)
☟︎ mircea_popescu: also getting spammed with unsolicited old blocks. about 2k/hour or so. all in
the 200k range.
mircea_popescu: SigOpCount out of bounds : 4219 occurences ; nonstandard
tx
types : 99695 occurences.
☟︎ ben_vulpes: argh and google maps has nuked
the "type anything and get directions function"
ben_vulpes: i drove from my office
to
the heart of downtown in
ten minutes
today in
the middle of rush hour
ben_vulpes: you and alf with
the gawdawful quality-of-life, i swear...
BingoBoingo: But people using microwave over serious distance make it
too expansive
to put mere phone calls on it
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Also phone co still has microwave
tower as a fallback
BingoBoingo: Now just cable co and phone co share line. FTTH had
to get bigger line
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: No seriously at
the
time
the local FTTH gig,
the cable co, and
the phone co all rented
the same inbound fiber line.
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 01:50:19; BingoBoingo: shinohai: My hometown made a FTTH project a few years ago, obliterated
themselves and
the other ISPs by installing
the big laser backwards
mircea_popescu: some people build roads
to have where
to park, some people build roads
to have where
to drive. #truefax!
ben_vulpes: not much i can explain
to a man sinking into quicksand about
the joys of hard land.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well
that's your problem for living in congestion hell.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> does mazerati idle more luxuriously at
the red light
than ford pinto ? << Moar cylinders, smoother idle #truefax
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if
there's black chicks working
the street next
to you
they'll look at you ?
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 01:22:43; BingoBoingo: $12,000-$15,000 also fits
the sweet spot for "toy" vehicles. Less
than people pay for a boat and more
than
they can sell it for.
mircea_popescu: i still dunno who drew up
that zany curr, but i loved it. prolly gavra.
mircea_popescu: we were doing
the cantor proof in 10th grade. what's
the use of a calculator for
that ?
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> <asciilifeform> pete_dushenski:
the '83' was actually mandatory at
the school i went
to. << i never had a calculator in school. of any kind. << I college math calculators became verboten
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: unless 'off-road' is baja dunes,
then same.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Big problem with F-150 'raptor' is it is
too wide and long. Off road demands oppisite virtues of penis