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trinque: I'm about to epoxy the thing
phf: i meant to say there are two thinkpads
trinque: asciilifeform: I've got the x1 carbon and the fucking hinge broke
asciilifeform: phf: this was the 'heavy industrial' one.
phf: there are two lenovos, which are entirely different products
asciilifeform: except worse thinkpad.
asciilifeform: i shit thee not, a machine that suddenly decided that it won't even get through 'grub' 9 out of 10 times, but runs winblowz just fine. a year into its life.
asciilifeform: and the hardware itself, despite being widely praised, is shit - firm ended up with three of these machines, and one has developed mysterious cancers (runs win7, but if using anything else, hangs - sometimes during GRUB (!!!) or shortly after boot) while another - mine - has flaky wireless
asciilifeform: last year, i was given several $k by the fella i work for, to buy whatever machine i wanted, so long as it was portable. ended up with top-of-the-line (at the time) 'lenovo', and WHEN USING ONLY FREE SOFT despite MONTHS of effort, neither battery, nor 'suspend mode', nor EXTERNDAL DISPAY OF ANY KIND work.
assbot: Logged on 12-09-2015 10:18:46; phf: ascii_field: mircea_popescu: go give ben_vulpes a unix and laptop co-designed with it, then he can throw away the crapple << there's three apples in my mind, 90s one, the early 2000s one when programmers migrated from linux to a unix that Just Works, and the post iphone explosion apple. the first two are dead (10.10 is the final reason i froze my setup and migrating my entire stack away). but my point is that
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-09-2015#1271180 << this is one of those 'dead' things to which the only serious alternative, for most users, is... its own reanimated, frankensteinian corpse. and little else. ☝︎
asciilifeform: 'Unlike BitCoin or cash payments, Taler ensures that governments can easily track their citizen's income and thus collect sales, value-added or income taxes. Taler is thus a currency for the mainstream economy, and not the black market.' ☟︎
asciilifeform: this means, presumably, that fsf/rms signed off on it.
assbot: GNU Taler - Taxable Anonymous Libre Electronic Reserves: News ... ( http://bit.ly/1XX6HRp )
asciilifeform: in other news, http://taler.net << the usg-approved, built-in-tax-collector-and-stoolie altcoin is finally rolled out. ☟︎
trinque: ;;later tell pete_dushenski bitbet added to rss feeds
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 5.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Bitcoin to top $400 before January 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1170/bitcoin-to-top-400-before-january-2016/#b19
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 5.33000000 BTC on 'No' - Bitcoin to top $400 before January 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1170/bitcoin-to-top-400-before-january-2016/#b16
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.50000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Bitcoin to top $400 before January 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1170/bitcoin-to-top-400-before-january-2016/#b15
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 8.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Bitcoin to top $400 before January 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1170/bitcoin-to-top-400-before-january-2016/#b14
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Connor McDavid will live up to the hype - http://bitbet.us/bet/1198/connor-mcdavid-will-live-up-to-the-hype/#b3
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 4.99995065 BTC on 'Yes' - Rand Paul will get less than 7 minutes in Sept. 16th Republican debate - http://bitbet.us/bet/1197/rand-paul-will-get-less-than-7-minutes/#b3
trinque: kakobrekla: cool, ty!
asciilifeform: ;;later tell pete_dushenski https://cryptome.org/2015/09/xiaoxing-xi-files.pdf << the 'chinese spy' case.
asciilifeform: '(2) Significant or Highly Sensitive Matters. A development or circumstance involving an intelligence activity or intelligence personnel that could impugn the reputation or integrity of the DoD Intelligence Community or otherwise call into question the propriety of an intelligence activity. Such matters might be manifested in or by an activity...'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-09-2015#1271318 << plenty of folks are about go get their introductory course 'orcs 101' ☝︎
asciilifeform: apparently this works just the same in spain as in usa.
asciilifeform: and to keep prices up.
asciilifeform: they exist to maintain an asset fiction.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-09-2015#1271218 << eventually they will cut their losses and demolish. but not yet, because the empties are a kind of bezzle of their own. ftr a good fraction of the town where i live consists of recently built and almost wholly empty dwellings. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-09-2015 08:18:01; punkman: ;;later tell asciilifeform my ugly solution to patch conflicts http://dpaste.com/03TADM8
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-09-2015#1271163 << did you test this ? ☝︎
assbot: Healthy male refugees in Hungary refusing food and water for women and children on train - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1XX3Gk2 )
assbot: German tries to donate food but bag gets stolen - GIF on Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1XX2jBV )
williamdunne: Yeah that did the job perfectly
williamdunne: Can someone please give me a signed message to test something with? It can be filled with any old garbage, but has to be a key not on my machine, and saves me the hassle of creating, deleting, importing pubkey to test one message
asciilifeform: i think i have the dead tree somewhere.
assbot: The Dream Machine: J.C.R. Licklider and the Revolution That Made Computing Personal: M. Mitchell Waldrop: 9780142001356: Amazon.com: Books ... ( http://bit.ly/1XWXNDn )
ben_vulpes: i have a whole company that does this.
asciilifeform: l0l srsly ? i thought ben_vulpes was a travelling www consultant
ben_vulpes: all i have to do is make one misstep with the SJW mob.
ben_vulpes: Using 'if' or the ternary operator as a function is quite common in perl. Using data structures to control flow is common in perl. Trying to learn C# after learning perl was like running head first into a brick wall. I'm really glad this guy is trying to make programming a bit more perl-like." ☟︎
ben_vulpes: "Throughout this whole thing, I keep thinking "perl does that, perl does that, perl does that."
asciilifeform: said the rich and skilled independent craftsman to the threadbare slave.
ben_vulpes: i do dream of having a workstation though, and the lifestyle to support it. ☟︎
ben_vulpes: but in the same way that java (wrapped in the fucked up functional language clojure) and javascript (wrapped in the fucked up functional language clojurescript) are acceptable tools with which to cut wwwtronic code, the mac is an acceptable tool to drag around an office.
assbot: Logged on 19-08-2015 00:18:24; asciilifeform: cabbie: 'this ford is a piece of shit. stalled again.' mircea_popescu: 'i have a solution!' cabbie: 'oh???111' mircea_popescu: 'here, have this broomstick.' cabbie: 'how do i drive customers on that, feed my family' mircea_popescu: 'you misunderstand, my good man. you stuff it in your arse.' cabbie: 'and... how does this feed by family?' mircea_popescu: 'no, you sit there with it in.'
asciilifeform: i did try to explain this to mircea_popescu ☟︎
ben_vulpes: mobility is important to me, basically, and these are the only usable even remotely nixy portables being made.
ben_vulpes: regarding the macintoshes
funkenstein_: numbers like sqrt2, pi, e, are members of the set of computable numbers.. which is countable
funkenstein_: NO! So I was confused for a decade or two
funkenstein_: "a number like 2 is a rank zero tensor, now you know tensors" ☟︎
funkenstein_: but the trouble is it is also taught wrong in a similar way
funkenstein_: i too had cantor's diagonal proof "taught" in jr. high
funkenstein_: nice to see you nubbins, coffee is better today :)
shinohai: I still love playing Mario Kart for 64. Had it on an emulator but my current lappy doesn't support the graphics
shinohai: I kind liked the wii, used to play drunken golf and bowling with an ex gf.
assbot: Mario vs. Donkey Kong™: Tipping Stars ... ( http://bit.ly/1EUazwn )
nubbins`: there's a Lemmings-esque game out for Wii U and 3DS; purchase one version and get a free download code for the other version ☟︎
gribble: diametric was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 4 days, 20 hours, 39 minutes, and 20 seconds ago: <diametric> punkman: the people paying his employer for their ad services were not getting return on those ads.
asciilifeform: shinohai: supposedly 'foreign devil's shill worked for american corp under false pretences, stealing everything and laughing all the way to the bank' ☟︎
asciilifeform: shinohai: trial was for scamming
shinohai: I feel better knowing the Federal Bumbling Idiots kept me safe from a college professor.
shinohai: Think of the terror they possibly averted asciilifeform
asciilifeform: the 'pocket heater' in that thread was a gnarly and proprietary (does not exist in public record at all outside of that courtroom) item.
assbot: Logged on 12-09-2015 06:14:17; mircea_popescu: so : some chemical reactions are strongly exothermic (they give out heat). aluminum salts chief among them.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-09-2015#1271077 << nono! not THAT pocket heater! this one has nothing to do with the common household object (they are sold for about a dollar in public kiosks in usa) ☝︎
kakobrekla: ;;later tell trinque to make it easier for you https://bitbet.us/rss/betsbetsbig/
kakobrekla: ;;later tell trinque this helps ? https://bitbet.us/rss/betsbets/
assbot: Logged on 12-09-2015 07:10:15; trinque: weechat seems to do better about knowing when to reconnect
mircea_popescu: (also, the proposed device does not actually work. the female ass is exactly antithetical to the steel ball. negative ricochet factor. fortunately.)
assbot: Barcelona fines banks €60,000 for empty homes | World news | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ol1WwV )
punkman: not too hard to find a proper stone oven around here, though I don't have one at home
mircea_popescu: in spite of pretense to the contrary, nobody can tell teh difference.
mircea_popescu: stick a slab of somerock or other in the oven
mircea_popescu: (if you sautee the eggplant first, then you use the butter to sauce...)
mircea_popescu: cut the chicken in very long thin strips and butter fry them lightly, can also add sautee'd eggplant
punkman: I have some kilos of artichoke hearts in the freezer
punkman: never seen that in a shop indeed, sounds like a good idea
punkman: white pizza, cream instead of tomato sauce?
mircea_popescu: the former home made because srsly i have never seen a restaurant that made edible white pizza
mircea_popescu: mmm. i dun think so.
mircea_popescu: <phf> you mean like a bell pepper pizza? << absurdly the us figure spicy salami can be propperly called "pepperoni", which is normally a veggie.
mircea_popescu: aok then. F.
cazalla: tbh was more trying to bait you into a maddox is the best/worst discussion
mircea_popescu: phf they can go discover the moscow school of psychology for all i fucking care. idiots.
mircea_popescu: but no, you're not supposed to eat american processed meats, if that's actually what you had in mind. if what you had in mind was actual salami, say with peppercorns or something... sure.
phf: mircea_popescu: "Fractal -- from Wolfram MathWorld mathworld.wolfram.com/Fractal.html‎ A fractal is an object or quantity that displays " << wolfram's "new kind of science" is all about "this one thing i generated kind of looks like this complicated process, maybe they are related? i feel like they are!"
punkman: I'd rather have bacon than pepperoni
cazalla: for those who never read (and now watch) maddox on pizza https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=13&v=u5AZhjhbxf8
mircea_popescu: depends on the pizza.
mircea_popescu: there's >10k dubious establishments that pretend all sorts of things, up to and including HAVING INVENTED THE DAMNED THING, but otherwise never saw one.
mircea_popescu: well on the other front, i just got taken to the only actual pizzeria in buenos aires
phf: g second vs. third
phf: ascii_field: mircea_popescu: go give ben_vulpes a unix and laptop co-designed with it, then he can throw away the crapple << there's three apples in my mind, 90s one, the early 2000s one when programmers migrated from linux to a unix that Just Works, and the post iphone explosion apple. the first two are dead (10.10 is the final reason i froze my setup and migrating my entire stack away). but my point is that maybe you guys are just arguin ☟︎
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phf: but splurging on the latest iphone is definitely the last thing on their minds
phf: last time i was there, friends lamented that you can't get real parmesan for real pasta and have to make do with inferior russian knockoffs. if i make it to moscow in the next few weeks, will be curious to see where the whole party is at now.
phf: mircea_popescu: iirc that was before ukraine. << that was indeed before ukraine. i saw a few of my well trained, but otherwise bummy friends with "business" go oh well party is over and switch to sberbank financial analyst positions or somesuch.